Note inserts n' cops!! Kazzy host deh kawaii talkshow!!11XXDDDD

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King appeared.

Jin gasped. "AHHH!!!! King's gonna play a significant or possibly even minor role in a fanfiction!!!!!

Hwoarang saw and screamed, before quickly proceeding to speed down the highway on his motorcycle. Of course he was speeding very, very fast, and soon heard sirens. He sighed and pulled over.

"Of course. I knew it had to be you..."

"Lei?"

"Yeah."

"AGAIN??!!!"

The detective looked bemused at the redhead's statement. "Eh…?"

Hwoarang shook his head. "EVERY time someone is arrested, pulled over, yada yada, it's YOU always arresting us!!!!"

"Eh...?"

"Did you suddenly become the ONLY friggin policeman in Japan/China/America/Madagascar or wherever the fuck this story takes place???!!!1111

Lei cocked his head to the side. "I'm afraid I dun understand."

"Well maybe I shall rape you, then!"

Hwoarang=seme ONLY fangirls: yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss

Hwoarang=uke ONLY fangirls: nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo It has to be HWOARANG getting friggin raped!!!!!!

Hwoarang and Lei were horrified that they had fans who took this crap so seriously, and they ran off in fear...

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Hwoarang and Xiaoyu were going to the movies (a/n: isn't that so cute??!!)

Xiaoyu insisted on not seeing a scary film, and though Hwoarang was not one to agree with this, his feelings for the young Chinese girl were strong enough to blur out all other factors. (a/n: woah, didn't that sound good? -)

Hand in hand; fingers laced. This is how the two fighters walked into the theatre, prepared to see "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azgaban". (a/n: Srry if it's not spelled right but I know, wasn't that movie so totally auwsum? ;D)

The red-headed Korean was somewhat devious upon certain grounds, making sure to direct Xiaoyu to a pair of seats in the very back row. This would definitely help Hwoarang, who had a certain plan in mind... (a/n: ooh, naughty Hwoa!!! :D)(bet you know what he's up to!!!)

As the lights began to dim and settings darken, Hwoarang was quick to slowly slide his arm behind his lovely date, the flesh of his left-arm barely grazed by the tips of her licorice ponytails, which shined with a certain reflecting glow from what small light filled the theater. (a/n: ohhh, what do you thinks gonna happen now??!)

When feeling the Korean's hand touch her shoulder and move a little lower (a/n: ooh, things r heating up now!!!), she smiled. The glint in her eyes shown love for Hwoarang, indeed. With a soft smile upon his face, he tilted his head downwards and moved forwards, as Ling tiled her head upwards and did the same. (a/n: ooh, they're gonna KISS!!!) Their lips met, and in this moment, Hwoarang realized he'd been missing this feeling for all of his life. The feeling of being wanted, loved, and having someone who felt mutually about you in return. Maybe this was indeed what Hwoarang had been searching for... (a/n: so.. freakin.. kawaii!!!! XDDD)

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Kazuya: WELCOME EVERYONE!!1111 THIS IS KAZUYA MISHIMA AND IM HERE 2 DO A FREGGIN ##TALK SHOW## WUZ UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP PPLS IM IN DA HOOD!!!!!111111

Audience: WWWHHHHOOOTTT YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Kazuya: AIGHT PPLS 2DAY WE HAVE WITH US STEVE FOX AND WERE GOING 2 FIND OUT WHO HIS FATHER IS!!!!111111111

Steve: That's right, mate.

Kazuya: AIGHT L33K PPLS SO LETS GET DIS PAR-TY STAR-TED!!!1111 #does the happy dance# XXDDDDDD!!!!!!111

Bryan: #runs on stage# w00t I'm a ROBOT!!!!!! OAOAUORUAOERANSLAJLF #starts dancing to 'Intergalactic' by the Beastie Boys#

Audience: Eh?

Author: Goddamnit ppls! It HAS to be 'Intergalactic' ALWAYS, so shut the hell up already!!!!111111 (((

Bryans: #is randomly SHOT and DIES from it#

Kazuya: AIGHT EVERY 1 LYKE BACK TO DEH SHOW!!!!111 NOW STEVE, WHO DO YOU THINK UR FATHER IS? UR FATHER. UR FUCKING UR.

Steve: Ur!

Audience: Ur ur!!!!!!111111 XDDDDDDDDD Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Steve: Ur as in the stutter, or ur as in 'you're'...? Or is it an animal noise?

Audience: ROTFLMAO!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!! XXXDDDDDDDD

Kazuya: WTF IS WRONG W/U???? U CAN'T SAY FREGGIN 'YOU'RE', AIGHT? ITS TO, NOT 'TOO', MUCH FREGGIN TROUBLE TO PUT UP W/AIGHT???!!!!111111

Steve: Oh, k then. Well ur going to tell me what ur talking bout then, huh?

Kazuya: AIGHT SO WHO IS STEVE'S FATHER????!!!!111111 0

Nina: WeLl U SeE Im NoT ReAlLy 4 SuRe WhO it CoUlD bE.

Steve: ur not sure?

Nina: AcTuAlLy I tHiNk iT mAyBe PaUl CuZ hIs hAiR iS bLoNd. Or PoSsIbBlY LeE CuZ oF tHe TeKkEn aNiMe.

Kazuya: AIGHT THEN LET'S FREGGIN FIND OUT WHO UR FATHER IS!!!!!!11111 #does the happy dance. THE happy dance# =D=DDDDDD!!!!1111

Steve:

Nina: ;;

Kazuya: ))))))))))))))))))

Paul: 0

Lee: --;;;;;;;

Bryan: :P #emits dead robotic noises and such# ur ur ur ur ur ur ur.

Steve: You're what?

Kazuya: #ur# godda::shit forgot my caps::MNIT!!!!11111 UR FRIGGIN UR!!!!

Bryan: ur ur ur ur ur ur ur ur

Steve: ur ur ur!!!!!1111

Nina: UruRuRu

Paul: Are you/ r u what?

Steve: Oh.

Audience: #gasp#

Kazuya: ITS NOT FRIGGIN #OH# ITS #O# AIGHT????!!!!11111

Steve: O

Audience: YAY!!!!!

Nina: OoOoOoOo ;D

Paul: w00t gomen domo gomen chan fucking kun!!!!!

Kazuya: AIGHT NEXT PPL WE WILL BE BRINGN LEI ON STAGE AND FIND OUT IF HE AND LEE R TRULY GAY.

Audience: ur kidding they r SO gay! #barfs#

Anna: Hi!!!!

Audience: #kills Anna for, I mean, 4 being a slut#

Bryan: Ur ur ur ur ur ur ur

Steve: Ur ur ur

Kazuya: FRIGGIN KAWAII AIGHT!

Paul: O

Lee: I'm GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 ##

Lei: FWEEZZEEEE!!!!!! ==

Bryan: #robot noises# UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRR :PPPPPP

Nina: UrUrUrUrUrUrUrUrUrRrRrRrRr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111 :88888

Hwoarang: #smokes joint# Kawaii!!!!!!!!1111111

Audience: #harasses Hwoarang and rips out his hair# MINE!!!111

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A/N::: W00T THAT WUZ MY AWESOME FIC KAWAII PLZ REVIEW AND NO FLAMES CUZ THEY WILL BE USED 2 TOAST MARSHMELLOWS AND HEIHACHIS BUNS!!!!!1111111 BOOYA!!!!!!!1111 XXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Real A/N: ...

Pairing wars are stupid. Character wars are stupid. Seme vs. Uke wars are stupid. Gay bashing is stupid. Het bashing is stupid. Plot-stealing is stupid. Flaming is stupid. Fanfiction wars period are stupid. Fics that use simply the character's bodies can be stupid. This fic IS stupid. Fanfiction be not real. Cyber chat can circumvent your brain. My name here used to be Trenay. I hate those fics I wrote, for I used to do all of the above, but then I grew up.

This is meant to be funny, but I'm sure I am going to be flamed to hell for this, anyway. I don't want to be, but I'm sure I will. I can't stop you...