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Warning, this is the strangest chapter you will ever read. Well, maybe not, but its pretty high up there
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"You......." Yami was glaring at the Tomb Robber as he glared back.
"Pharaoh........"
"Thief...........explain yourself before I dystroy your mind and body!" He raised one hand and the Eye of Horus appeared on his forehead. "You have 1 minute."
"I am here........because............"
"OUT WITH IT!!!! You have violated the sanctaty of my home! You will now die for your tresspassing"
"Crap......."
"YAMI!!!!!!!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR CROUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Joey proceded to jump and ram into Yami's........yea
(O_O) (_) "Oh Ra........." He fell to the floor in fetal position, Joey still going for his.........yea. Bakura just watched.
"Well, I really must be going now, I'll talk to you later." and with a smirk, Bakura left the cirppled Pharaoh.
"No! Wait.....................Joey, why........did you......do that?"
"I don't know, seemed like a good moment to."
"Oh Ra............"
"Ew! When was the last time you washed your c-"
"Just shut up"
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"Shit no crap damn fuck yea dammit to hell son of a bitch bastard Barbra Streisand! (Hehe, South Park) Motherf......" Bakura just went on. His secret was out. It would only be a matter of time until the Pharaoh caught up with him.
"Maybe I should have accepted Joey's offer.....hid from Yami in his......on second thought, no." Our "hero" walked back to the kitchen. He was dying of hunger!
"I'll eat any bloody thing right now!" Digging through the refridgerator, he found nothing, well, almost nothing.
"Hmmm.....Slim Fast. It says on the bottle its as good as a normal meal.........Ooooooo this one is Egyptian flavored!" He opened the can and hestiantly took a sip.
(O_O) PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"HOLY CRAP THAT IS FOUL!!!!!!" (is it? I don't know) "Gah! My Mouth! Its burning the skin off my mouth!!!!" The Thief began guzzling bottle after bottle of water. "Oh yea.......actually, I'm kinda full now." He proceded to take another sip. (Yes, another one)
(O_O) PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He spat it out again. "It's not better the second time!!!!!!! I'm going blind!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! He guzzled some water to recover.
"Ah, thats better....." He reached down to take another sip of the can. His hand stopped inches in front of it. "Haha, thought you could trick me again, won't work this time.......MIND CRUSH!!!!!!!!"(it works on Slim-Fast cans) The can was no more.
He walked out the kitchen until something caught his eye. At the end of the hallway, there was yellow police tape. It was all over one door.
"Hmmm, what could the Pharaoh be guarding? Treasure?" He walked towards the door. "Or something else......" Thoughts drifted back to Joey and Tea. Maybe this was another soul room? "Only one way to find out"
Bakura reached for the handle...........
(O___________________________________________________________________O)
"SETO KAIBA?!?!?!"
"What up foo?!"
Yea, even Seto Kaiba had a soul room, but this was not a normal Kaiba, this was Yami's vision of Kaiba. He had cheap plastic necklaces around his neck with dollar signs on them. His pants were baggy and he was wearing sneakers. Each finger had a ring on it. He had a bandana under a skull cap. Somehow through his little ghetto transformation, he still kept his trenchcoat. Yami must have mistaken Kaiba's coolness with Ghetto-ness.
"The hell happened to you?"
"Ok Dawg, get this, me and my homies were chillin like villians when suddenly you popped up in the hiz-ouse! Ain't that whack?!"
(O_O)
"Yo G, I never caught your calling, Hit me up with the 411"
".........................................What did you just call me?"
"Your name home boy, your name!"
"I'm sorry, my mother told me not to associate with people like you!" (HAHAHA!!! Poor Baku)
"Yo, my name is K-Dawg Home Skillet! You can be Bunny Boy G-Money!"
*WHACK!*
(X_O)
"DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME........................WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CALLED ME!!!!!!!"
"Yo brother, don't be hatin!"
"Oh Gods get me out of here!!!!" He made a dash for the door but it was locked.
"Hommie, that wack thing don't open from this side, you gotta go on the west side to open it!" He made a strange little "w" symbol when he said that.
"SPEAK BLOODY ENGLISH AND DON'T FLASH ME CULT SIGNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yo Dawg, this is Engrish!" (X_X)
"STOP CALLING ME DOG!!!!!
"Yo man it aint 'dog' its 'dawg'"! I say you I'm right!"
"Don't talk. Just shut up. Now."
"You brother, don't be keepin to yourself now. You gotta open up, give the doctor the 411 on your troubles dawg!" He smiled at Bakura, revealing several gold teeth.
"What has the Pharaoh done to you? You know, once I had a tiny bit of respect for you"
"Yo man, you whack! Ain't nothin happening to me. I been good to my momma!"
"THAT'S IT!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!! DIE NOW WHITEY!!!!!" Bakura pulled a knife and lunged at Kaiba.
"Yo man, you better stop that." Kaiba responded by pulling out a pistol.
(O_O)"Holy crap the Priest has a gun..........."
"Yea, thats right G-Skillet, Make another move, I pop a cap in your azz!"
"If I am to survive, I must start speaking like Seto....I mean Ghetto Kaiba" Bakura was quite clever when it came to tricking his enemies.
"Um......that's.....wack....home....skillet.....dog....G...boy?" Well, not that clever -_-
"You man, that is wack, we shouldn't be hatin"
"Yea dawg, put the gun down and have a chat with my spatula and home muffins!"
Kaiba lowered the gun, mostly in confusion.
"What you say?"
"Yo man, you be pissin my dawg off in the summer on the west side by the full moon!"
(O_O) "Oh yea? Well, yo mama!"
"My mother? the hell?" Serious confusion was happening between the two. (I really have no idea what is going on right now)
"Yea, you heard me G"
"Yo, I ain't G, I am beatbox master reindeer X to the Izzo!" Holy crap, what the hell did I just say? Bakura questioned himself.
"Yo man, no you ain't, that is Yami-G's hoe's name." Kaiba took out a cigarette and lit it up.
"You wanna hit?"
"Sure" Maybe smoking would calm the nerves of the Tomb Robber.
*inhales* (O_O) *Starts choking* "THIS ISN'T A CIGARETTE!!!!!!!"
"Yea, its a cigo-weed" (Rush Hour is hilarious)
"Cigo-weed?" *Inhales again* "Hey, this is nice......"
"Oh yea......you wanna swap underwear?"
"Oh yea......."
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10 minutes later
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The Dragon Master and King of Thieves were now high and singing to the song about getting high.....I forget the name (Oh Ra! What have I done?!)
"I took his underwear, because he got high....."
"I ate a cat's hairball because I got high......."
"I milked a lettuce because I got high......."
"BECAUSE I GOT HIGH, BECAUSE I GOT HIGH, BECAUSE I GOT HIGH!!!!!"
"Tell me Kaiba......how did you learn to talk like this? Pharaoh's never talked like that"
"Yami-G preached about his Yug-Dawg pawning the puzzle in the ghetto to get some quick dough and spent the green on some white gold baby!" (Meaning: Yugi pawned the puzzle in the Ghetto, Yami learned a lot of new words during that time period)
"That doesn't sound like something he would do"
"Man, shorty Mcfry is wack! He do all kinds of stuff!
"Shut up" The drugs were beginning to wear off, and panic plus frustration was taking its place.
"Yo man, you think you are better than me?"
"Actually, I do! Shut your bloody mouth!"
"Ey man, its all good, if you don't want this-
"SHUT YOUR BLOODY RA DAMN MOUTH!!!!!!!" Bakura reached the gun left by Kaiba and shoved it between his eyes.
"Now listen, you say the words: dawg, G, or yo, I will kill you
"Yo Dawg, this G-homey can't be wasted!"
Bakura shot Kaiba right between the eyes. His body fell limply to the ground.
"Finally.....peace"
"Yo dawg, I tell you I ain't dead!"
(O_O) The Thief turned and saw Kaiba get up like nothing happened.
"Oh Ra have mercy on my soul"
"You wanna rap home-boy?
(O_O) "PHARAOH!!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!" Bakura started pounding on the door.
"Yo....yo.....Yea...........get ready......"
"DON'T RAP!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF RA DON'T RAP!!!!!
"yo.....yo......." He just kept repeating that. Guess Kaiba couldn't rap.
// 2 hours later //
"Yo......I said yo........"
Bakura was in the corner rocking back and forth. The poor guy had to listen to Kaiba repeat "Yo" roughly 563,437,659 times.
"Ra will save me......he always will come to save me........" The Thief was now officially insane.
"How was that dawg?"
O_O......" Don't talk to me!!!!! Stay away from my child!!!!"
"Yo man yo ain't got no child"
"Stop! I WILL SICK MY MAN-EATER BUG ON YOU!!!!!"
"Yo man, I don't want any trouble!"
"See that Dark Necrophia doing the hula over there? Yea, it's my dawg and it will kill you if you keep talking!"
Kaiba looked at the direction Bakura was pointing, but saw nothing.
"You playin me foo?"
"I ain't playin no one! I want out, and your gonna get me out!"
"How so, Bunny boy G-money??"
"LIKE THIS!!!!" Bakura picked up Kaiba and threw him headfirst into the door
*CLANG!*
(@_@)
"Not open yet! Let's try it again!"
*CLANG*
(@_@)
"Its giving, I know it! I'll be out and away from you!!!!"
*CLANG!*
(X_X)
"It's not working! Let me try something else......" The insane Thief picked up the unconcious Kaiba and started using him as a battering-ram. He held Kaiba by the waist and ran as hard as he could into the door.......
*CLANG!*
*CLANG!*
*CLANG!*
*CLANG!*
After the 640th attempt at ramming the door with Kaiba's head, it opened.
"FREE!!!!!!!!!!" The psychotic Tomb Robber tore down the hallway screaming bloody murder. Kaiba just kinda layed there..........
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SOTR: Um........sorry ab-
*Snap*
SOTR: X_X *dead*
Kaiba: You fool! No one messes with Seto Kaiba!
Bakura: You mean Ghetto Kaiba!
Kaiba: Grrrrrrrrr..........
Bakura: (O_O) Um...........*slowly backs away*
Kaiba: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING BRIT?!?!?! *Chases Bakura down and kills him*
Yami: HAHA! Good job Kaiba! You killed the Tomb robber!
Kaiba: Yami.......DIE!!!!!!!! *Kills Yami*
Kaiba: Anyone else want to make fun of me?!?!?! BRING IT ON HOME SKILLET!(O_O)
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Please review. For me? ^_^
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Disclaimer: I own nothing except the story, in case you have forgotten
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Warning, this is the strangest chapter you will ever read. Well, maybe not, but its pretty high up there
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"You......." Yami was glaring at the Tomb Robber as he glared back.
"Pharaoh........"
"Thief...........explain yourself before I dystroy your mind and body!" He raised one hand and the Eye of Horus appeared on his forehead. "You have 1 minute."
"I am here........because............"
"OUT WITH IT!!!! You have violated the sanctaty of my home! You will now die for your tresspassing"
"Crap......."
"YAMI!!!!!!!!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR CROUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Joey proceded to jump and ram into Yami's........yea
(O_O) (_) "Oh Ra........." He fell to the floor in fetal position, Joey still going for his.........yea. Bakura just watched.
"Well, I really must be going now, I'll talk to you later." and with a smirk, Bakura left the cirppled Pharaoh.
"No! Wait.....................Joey, why........did you......do that?"
"I don't know, seemed like a good moment to."
"Oh Ra............"
"Ew! When was the last time you washed your c-"
"Just shut up"
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"Shit no crap damn fuck yea dammit to hell son of a bitch bastard Barbra Streisand! (Hehe, South Park) Motherf......" Bakura just went on. His secret was out. It would only be a matter of time until the Pharaoh caught up with him.
"Maybe I should have accepted Joey's offer.....hid from Yami in his......on second thought, no." Our "hero" walked back to the kitchen. He was dying of hunger!
"I'll eat any bloody thing right now!" Digging through the refridgerator, he found nothing, well, almost nothing.
"Hmmm.....Slim Fast. It says on the bottle its as good as a normal meal.........Ooooooo this one is Egyptian flavored!" He opened the can and hestiantly took a sip.
(O_O) PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"HOLY CRAP THAT IS FOUL!!!!!!" (is it? I don't know) "Gah! My Mouth! Its burning the skin off my mouth!!!!" The Thief began guzzling bottle after bottle of water. "Oh yea.......actually, I'm kinda full now." He proceded to take another sip. (Yes, another one)
(O_O) PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He spat it out again. "It's not better the second time!!!!!!! I'm going blind!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! He guzzled some water to recover.
"Ah, thats better....." He reached down to take another sip of the can. His hand stopped inches in front of it. "Haha, thought you could trick me again, won't work this time.......MIND CRUSH!!!!!!!!"(it works on Slim-Fast cans) The can was no more.
He walked out the kitchen until something caught his eye. At the end of the hallway, there was yellow police tape. It was all over one door.
"Hmmm, what could the Pharaoh be guarding? Treasure?" He walked towards the door. "Or something else......" Thoughts drifted back to Joey and Tea. Maybe this was another soul room? "Only one way to find out"
Bakura reached for the handle...........
(O___________________________________________________________________O)
"SETO KAIBA?!?!?!"
"What up foo?!"
Yea, even Seto Kaiba had a soul room, but this was not a normal Kaiba, this was Yami's vision of Kaiba. He had cheap plastic necklaces around his neck with dollar signs on them. His pants were baggy and he was wearing sneakers. Each finger had a ring on it. He had a bandana under a skull cap. Somehow through his little ghetto transformation, he still kept his trenchcoat. Yami must have mistaken Kaiba's coolness with Ghetto-ness.
"The hell happened to you?"
"Ok Dawg, get this, me and my homies were chillin like villians when suddenly you popped up in the hiz-ouse! Ain't that whack?!"
(O_O)
"Yo G, I never caught your calling, Hit me up with the 411"
".........................................What did you just call me?"
"Your name home boy, your name!"
"I'm sorry, my mother told me not to associate with people like you!" (HAHAHA!!! Poor Baku)
"Yo, my name is K-Dawg Home Skillet! You can be Bunny Boy G-Money!"
*WHACK!*
(X_O)
"DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME........................WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CALLED ME!!!!!!!"
"Yo brother, don't be hatin!"
"Oh Gods get me out of here!!!!" He made a dash for the door but it was locked.
"Hommie, that wack thing don't open from this side, you gotta go on the west side to open it!" He made a strange little "w" symbol when he said that.
"SPEAK BLOODY ENGLISH AND DON'T FLASH ME CULT SIGNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yo Dawg, this is Engrish!" (X_X)
"STOP CALLING ME DOG!!!!!
"Yo man it aint 'dog' its 'dawg'"! I say you I'm right!"
"Don't talk. Just shut up. Now."
"You brother, don't be keepin to yourself now. You gotta open up, give the doctor the 411 on your troubles dawg!" He smiled at Bakura, revealing several gold teeth.
"What has the Pharaoh done to you? You know, once I had a tiny bit of respect for you"
"Yo man, you whack! Ain't nothin happening to me. I been good to my momma!"
"THAT'S IT!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!! DIE NOW WHITEY!!!!!" Bakura pulled a knife and lunged at Kaiba.
"Yo man, you better stop that." Kaiba responded by pulling out a pistol.
(O_O)"Holy crap the Priest has a gun..........."
"Yea, thats right G-Skillet, Make another move, I pop a cap in your azz!"
"If I am to survive, I must start speaking like Seto....I mean Ghetto Kaiba" Bakura was quite clever when it came to tricking his enemies.
"Um......that's.....wack....home....skillet.....dog....G...boy?" Well, not that clever -_-
"You man, that is wack, we shouldn't be hatin"
"Yea dawg, put the gun down and have a chat with my spatula and home muffins!"
Kaiba lowered the gun, mostly in confusion.
"What you say?"
"Yo man, you be pissin my dawg off in the summer on the west side by the full moon!"
(O_O) "Oh yea? Well, yo mama!"
"My mother? the hell?" Serious confusion was happening between the two. (I really have no idea what is going on right now)
"Yea, you heard me G"
"Yo, I ain't G, I am beatbox master reindeer X to the Izzo!" Holy crap, what the hell did I just say? Bakura questioned himself.
"Yo man, no you ain't, that is Yami-G's hoe's name." Kaiba took out a cigarette and lit it up.
"You wanna hit?"
"Sure" Maybe smoking would calm the nerves of the Tomb Robber.
*inhales* (O_O) *Starts choking* "THIS ISN'T A CIGARETTE!!!!!!!"
"Yea, its a cigo-weed" (Rush Hour is hilarious)
"Cigo-weed?" *Inhales again* "Hey, this is nice......"
"Oh yea......you wanna swap underwear?"
"Oh yea......."
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10 minutes later
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The Dragon Master and King of Thieves were now high and singing to the song about getting high.....I forget the name (Oh Ra! What have I done?!)
"I took his underwear, because he got high....."
"I ate a cat's hairball because I got high......."
"I milked a lettuce because I got high......."
"BECAUSE I GOT HIGH, BECAUSE I GOT HIGH, BECAUSE I GOT HIGH!!!!!"
"Tell me Kaiba......how did you learn to talk like this? Pharaoh's never talked like that"
"Yami-G preached about his Yug-Dawg pawning the puzzle in the ghetto to get some quick dough and spent the green on some white gold baby!" (Meaning: Yugi pawned the puzzle in the Ghetto, Yami learned a lot of new words during that time period)
"That doesn't sound like something he would do"
"Man, shorty Mcfry is wack! He do all kinds of stuff!
"Shut up" The drugs were beginning to wear off, and panic plus frustration was taking its place.
"Yo man, you think you are better than me?"
"Actually, I do! Shut your bloody mouth!"
"Ey man, its all good, if you don't want this-
"SHUT YOUR BLOODY RA DAMN MOUTH!!!!!!!" Bakura reached the gun left by Kaiba and shoved it between his eyes.
"Now listen, you say the words: dawg, G, or yo, I will kill you
"Yo Dawg, this G-homey can't be wasted!"
Bakura shot Kaiba right between the eyes. His body fell limply to the ground.
"Finally.....peace"
"Yo dawg, I tell you I ain't dead!"
(O_O) The Thief turned and saw Kaiba get up like nothing happened.
"Oh Ra have mercy on my soul"
"You wanna rap home-boy?
(O_O) "PHARAOH!!!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!" Bakura started pounding on the door.
"Yo....yo.....Yea...........get ready......"
"DON'T RAP!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF RA DON'T RAP!!!!!
"yo.....yo......." He just kept repeating that. Guess Kaiba couldn't rap.
// 2 hours later //
"Yo......I said yo........"
Bakura was in the corner rocking back and forth. The poor guy had to listen to Kaiba repeat "Yo" roughly 563,437,659 times.
"Ra will save me......he always will come to save me........" The Thief was now officially insane.
"How was that dawg?"
O_O......" Don't talk to me!!!!! Stay away from my child!!!!"
"Yo man yo ain't got no child"
"Stop! I WILL SICK MY MAN-EATER BUG ON YOU!!!!!"
"Yo man, I don't want any trouble!"
"See that Dark Necrophia doing the hula over there? Yea, it's my dawg and it will kill you if you keep talking!"
Kaiba looked at the direction Bakura was pointing, but saw nothing.
"You playin me foo?"
"I ain't playin no one! I want out, and your gonna get me out!"
"How so, Bunny boy G-money??"
"LIKE THIS!!!!" Bakura picked up Kaiba and threw him headfirst into the door
*CLANG!*
(@_@)
"Not open yet! Let's try it again!"
*CLANG*
(@_@)
"Its giving, I know it! I'll be out and away from you!!!!"
*CLANG!*
(X_X)
"It's not working! Let me try something else......" The insane Thief picked up the unconcious Kaiba and started using him as a battering-ram. He held Kaiba by the waist and ran as hard as he could into the door.......
*CLANG!*
*CLANG!*
*CLANG!*
*CLANG!*
After the 640th attempt at ramming the door with Kaiba's head, it opened.
"FREE!!!!!!!!!!" The psychotic Tomb Robber tore down the hallway screaming bloody murder. Kaiba just kinda layed there..........
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SOTR: Um........sorry ab-
*Snap*
SOTR: X_X *dead*
Kaiba: You fool! No one messes with Seto Kaiba!
Bakura: You mean Ghetto Kaiba!
Kaiba: Grrrrrrrrr..........
Bakura: (O_O) Um...........*slowly backs away*
Kaiba: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING BRIT?!?!?! *Chases Bakura down and kills him*
Yami: HAHA! Good job Kaiba! You killed the Tomb robber!
Kaiba: Yami.......DIE!!!!!!!! *Kills Yami*
Kaiba: Anyone else want to make fun of me?!?!?! BRING IT ON HOME SKILLET!(O_O)
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