It's reached 100 reviews!!! M first story.....*wipes away tear* Thank you
all, especially the following for reviewing the last chapter-
~A.K.A. Talentless (helped me with some "Ghetto" words ^^)
~Windshine
~Sarah aka Celebi
~WhiteBakura
~fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V
~Kate Ryou
~Dealtalead
~Smarty1
~C.T.
~Ice-Spirit Phoenix
~Ryuu Ie Mizishi
~Jennilyn Maxwell
~curseofshadows
~WildBlackWolf
~Kuroi Karasu
~ShinakaStar
~Lightning-chan
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Oh yea, I have 2 more humor stories right now, I hope you will read and review them as well. They are-
Back in Egypt, sort of- About Bakura and Yami. They dystroyed a good portion of the Egyptian museum, so they have to work there, under VERY familiar management......
Just a normal Everyday Life- Well, its more of a romance story, but its got its moments of laughter. Battle city is over and the gang returns to a school run by Pegasus! Also, the staff should seem very familiar.
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Ok, this chapter isn't that great because I wrote it even with writers block.(Don't ask me how) But I promise the one after will definately be better
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"Kaiba......kill Kaiba......" Bakura finally got away from the CEO of Kaiba corp. Unfortunately, he had no idea where he was now. The walls were green instead of the usual yellow-brown color. The most noticable difference was that there were no doors.
Bakura walked forward catiously until he reached the end of the hallway where the only door stood. It was molding green and grey.
"Well, nothing can be worse that what I have seen. He opened the door and went inside.
Oh Gods I have travelled back in time!.....wait no, its just a swamp....huh?" Bakura walked in and he entered some swampy marshlands.
"Oh man, this is gonna kill my shoes!" He tried to stay out of the water, but it was quite impossible.
"Its getting deeper!" The farther the Tomb Robber walked, the deeper the water got. Eventually, he reached the other side, which was a dry desert.
"I know this place, its Australia" The Thief remembered him and Ryou took a trip to Sydney once, too bad they got banned from the continent because Bakura robbed the Tomb of their King.
"Why does the Pharaoh have Australia here......" He walked farther into the desert. This was by fat the biggest room he had come across so far, at least 2 miles in each direction. (Wow) What was its purpose though? Suddenly, a wallabe (Kangaroo thing) hopped up to the Tomb Robber
(O_O) "..........hi?" The Wallabe just stared at our friend. Bakura's stomach began to rumble. He was starving, and the only edible things the Pharaoh had were probably hazardous. The wallabe stared at him some more. Then, the "ingenous" Thief got an idea.
"I've got an idea.....come here!" Bakura pulled his knife and lept at the marsupial. The wallabe was too quick and quickly hopped away.
"NO WAY ARE YOU GETTING AWAY!!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!!" Bakura started chasing after it.
"I'm not even gonna wait to cook you! I'm eating you on the spot!" He chased the little bugger all across the room. He finally backed him into the corner.
"Hehe....DIE NOW!" He pounced but the animal just lept over him. Bakura smashed into the ground painfully.
(X_X)......"What the hell?" He was sinking. The Tomb Robber landed in quicksand.
"Hey.....I know this stuff, I threw like 5 people in one of these once! Wait.......I'm gonna die, again!" He was waist deep in the dangerous muck now.
"Um......maybe if I struggle really hard, I'll be freed" Bakura started waving around frantically but he sunk faster. The quicksand was now up to his chin.
"Nope" He looked up and the wallabe was watching him sink. "That son of a bitch" was all Bakura could mutter.
"How ironic, they said they would kill me by burying me in sand....." Just then, a hand grabbed his hair.
(O_O) "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The hand tugged up hard and pulled Bakura out of the sand and onto dry ground.
"No worries mate, your safe from that sinkhole"
"My hair! ;_; You pulled my hair!......wait, who are (O_O) RYOU!!!!!!!!" The Tomb Robber lept to his feet and embraced his Hikari.
"Aye mate, I think your gettin a bit to friendly with me"
"Huh?" This was his soul room. Ryou's soul room. Except, he wasn't wearing his traditional clothes. He was dressed like some sort of adventurer, maybe Indiana Jones.
"So mate, didn't catch your name"
"Ryou, what happened to your british accent?"
"I ain't brit-ish, I'm from down under"
(O_O) " PHARAOH!!!!! RYOU IS BRITISH, NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!!!!!"
"Who you talkin to mate?"
"Does anyone in this puzzle talk like a normal person?" Bakura sat down. He couldn't stand to see his light like this.
"What's wrong boyo?"
(O_O)......"You, your not my light anymore"
"Huh?"
"I actually am beginning to miss Ryou........" Bakura was alone in this hellhole. As a Thief, the ultimate punishment would be to lock him up. He needed to be free.
GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (Oo) "Hehehehehe......." Bakura's stomach rummbled in hunger.
"Sounds like you could do with some tucker, let's rustle up some grub!"
"Huh.....?
"What you wanna eat?"
"Um.....that thing!" He pointed at the wallabe.
(O_O) "Um....how about something less-"
"I WANT THAT THING!!! I WILL FEAST ON HIS BLOOD!"
(Oo) "Um.....well, I'm gonna have ta train you first then on the art of hunting wallabe"
"Can't you just get it?"
"Wheres the fun in that mate?"
"DO IT!!!!"
"No!"
"Ryou.....did you just say no to me?"
"uh...yea?"
"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!" He grabbed "Ryou" and pulled him into a brotherly hug.
(O_O)
"Ok, then teach me how to hunt Hikari"
"Why are you calling me that?"
(-_-) "Oh yea......what sould I call you?"
"My real name is Ryou, but you can call me Steve, Steve Irwin!"
(O_O) "How'd you get that name?"
"Well, the almighty creator (-_-;) said he was watching this guy on T.V wrestle alligators, and his accent reminded him of my accent, so that's why my home looks like this"
"Yami.....you dumb piece of sh-"
"We gonna stand around all day, or am I gonna teach you how to spear a wallabe?"
(-_-)"Must you talk like that?"
"yes"
(-_-) "Fine, lets get started Ryou"
"IT'S STEVE!!! I AM STEVE IRWIN!!!!"
"........................................................................... ......................................"
"Uh, I mean, ok, grab a stick and meet me by that tree"
"What's wrong with this?" Bakura flashed Ryou his knife
"Well.......its more fun to spear it" ^_^
"uh.......fine, let's get this over with" The two grabbed a couple sticks and walked over to the tree. Ryou threw his stick and it sank into the trunk. Ryou walked up to the stick and motioned to Bakura
"Kay, your turn, hit the stick"
"Pft! No problem" Bakura threw his stick except it didn't hit Ryou's stick, it hit Ryou.....
"AHHHHH! Croikey!"
(Oo);;;; "Um....I honestly didn't mean to do that"
"Me arm! The stick's in me arm!"
"Yes....I can see that"
"Well, pull it out!"
"Stupid......mortal?" The Thief walked over to 'Steve' and yanked out his stick
(O_O) (__
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"How convenient, the Pharaoh has a boat to transport me across....." Bakura got on and ferried himself to the other side. He got off and left the Outback.
"Well, I have been here for a good long time, and I have still discovered nothing about my past or his past! This sucks!" He walked down the corridor.
"I want out, I'm sick of this. I have to think of some way to get out of here......" He continued walking. The only way out would be to confront the Pharaoh, but that could be quite dangerous.......there had to be another way!
"Hello, whats this?" Bakura came across a door. The thing that stood out about this one was the fact it was pink.
"A pink door, I wonder who's soul room this could be......" He walked inside. The wallpaper was pink and purple and covered in flowers. A figure with long hair suddenly ran up to him.
"Like, Oh my God! I just love your hair!"
(O______O) "OH HELL NO! NOT YOU!!!!!"
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Wow, who's soul room could that be? I'll leave it to you guys to try to figure it out (Shouldn't be too hard) How will Bakura get out of the Puzzle? Oh my, this is going to be a bit of a sticky wicket!
R&R you know you want to
~A.K.A. Talentless (helped me with some "Ghetto" words ^^)
~Windshine
~Sarah aka Celebi
~WhiteBakura
~fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V
~Kate Ryou
~Dealtalead
~Smarty1
~C.T.
~Ice-Spirit Phoenix
~Ryuu Ie Mizishi
~Jennilyn Maxwell
~curseofshadows
~WildBlackWolf
~Kuroi Karasu
~ShinakaStar
~Lightning-chan
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Oh yea, I have 2 more humor stories right now, I hope you will read and review them as well. They are-
Back in Egypt, sort of- About Bakura and Yami. They dystroyed a good portion of the Egyptian museum, so they have to work there, under VERY familiar management......
Just a normal Everyday Life- Well, its more of a romance story, but its got its moments of laughter. Battle city is over and the gang returns to a school run by Pegasus! Also, the staff should seem very familiar.
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Ok, this chapter isn't that great because I wrote it even with writers block.(Don't ask me how) But I promise the one after will definately be better
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"Kaiba......kill Kaiba......" Bakura finally got away from the CEO of Kaiba corp. Unfortunately, he had no idea where he was now. The walls were green instead of the usual yellow-brown color. The most noticable difference was that there were no doors.
Bakura walked forward catiously until he reached the end of the hallway where the only door stood. It was molding green and grey.
"Well, nothing can be worse that what I have seen. He opened the door and went inside.
Oh Gods I have travelled back in time!.....wait no, its just a swamp....huh?" Bakura walked in and he entered some swampy marshlands.
"Oh man, this is gonna kill my shoes!" He tried to stay out of the water, but it was quite impossible.
"Its getting deeper!" The farther the Tomb Robber walked, the deeper the water got. Eventually, he reached the other side, which was a dry desert.
"I know this place, its Australia" The Thief remembered him and Ryou took a trip to Sydney once, too bad they got banned from the continent because Bakura robbed the Tomb of their King.
"Why does the Pharaoh have Australia here......" He walked farther into the desert. This was by fat the biggest room he had come across so far, at least 2 miles in each direction. (Wow) What was its purpose though? Suddenly, a wallabe (Kangaroo thing) hopped up to the Tomb Robber
(O_O) "..........hi?" The Wallabe just stared at our friend. Bakura's stomach began to rumble. He was starving, and the only edible things the Pharaoh had were probably hazardous. The wallabe stared at him some more. Then, the "ingenous" Thief got an idea.
"I've got an idea.....come here!" Bakura pulled his knife and lept at the marsupial. The wallabe was too quick and quickly hopped away.
"NO WAY ARE YOU GETTING AWAY!!!! I'M HUNGRY!!!!!" Bakura started chasing after it.
"I'm not even gonna wait to cook you! I'm eating you on the spot!" He chased the little bugger all across the room. He finally backed him into the corner.
"Hehe....DIE NOW!" He pounced but the animal just lept over him. Bakura smashed into the ground painfully.
(X_X)......"What the hell?" He was sinking. The Tomb Robber landed in quicksand.
"Hey.....I know this stuff, I threw like 5 people in one of these once! Wait.......I'm gonna die, again!" He was waist deep in the dangerous muck now.
"Um......maybe if I struggle really hard, I'll be freed" Bakura started waving around frantically but he sunk faster. The quicksand was now up to his chin.
"Nope" He looked up and the wallabe was watching him sink. "That son of a bitch" was all Bakura could mutter.
"How ironic, they said they would kill me by burying me in sand....." Just then, a hand grabbed his hair.
(O_O) "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The hand tugged up hard and pulled Bakura out of the sand and onto dry ground.
"No worries mate, your safe from that sinkhole"
"My hair! ;_; You pulled my hair!......wait, who are (O_O) RYOU!!!!!!!!" The Tomb Robber lept to his feet and embraced his Hikari.
"Aye mate, I think your gettin a bit to friendly with me"
"Huh?" This was his soul room. Ryou's soul room. Except, he wasn't wearing his traditional clothes. He was dressed like some sort of adventurer, maybe Indiana Jones.
"So mate, didn't catch your name"
"Ryou, what happened to your british accent?"
"I ain't brit-ish, I'm from down under"
(O_O) " PHARAOH!!!!! RYOU IS BRITISH, NOT AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!!!!!"
"Who you talkin to mate?"
"Does anyone in this puzzle talk like a normal person?" Bakura sat down. He couldn't stand to see his light like this.
"What's wrong boyo?"
(O_O)......"You, your not my light anymore"
"Huh?"
"I actually am beginning to miss Ryou........" Bakura was alone in this hellhole. As a Thief, the ultimate punishment would be to lock him up. He needed to be free.
GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (Oo) "Hehehehehe......." Bakura's stomach rummbled in hunger.
"Sounds like you could do with some tucker, let's rustle up some grub!"
"Huh.....?
"What you wanna eat?"
"Um.....that thing!" He pointed at the wallabe.
(O_O) "Um....how about something less-"
"I WANT THAT THING!!! I WILL FEAST ON HIS BLOOD!"
(Oo) "Um.....well, I'm gonna have ta train you first then on the art of hunting wallabe"
"Can't you just get it?"
"Wheres the fun in that mate?"
"DO IT!!!!"
"No!"
"Ryou.....did you just say no to me?"
"uh...yea?"
"I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!" He grabbed "Ryou" and pulled him into a brotherly hug.
(O_O)
"Ok, then teach me how to hunt Hikari"
"Why are you calling me that?"
(-_-) "Oh yea......what sould I call you?"
"My real name is Ryou, but you can call me Steve, Steve Irwin!"
(O_O) "How'd you get that name?"
"Well, the almighty creator (-_-;) said he was watching this guy on T.V wrestle alligators, and his accent reminded him of my accent, so that's why my home looks like this"
"Yami.....you dumb piece of sh-"
"We gonna stand around all day, or am I gonna teach you how to spear a wallabe?"
(-_-)"Must you talk like that?"
"yes"
(-_-) "Fine, lets get started Ryou"
"IT'S STEVE!!! I AM STEVE IRWIN!!!!"
"........................................................................... ......................................"
"Uh, I mean, ok, grab a stick and meet me by that tree"
"What's wrong with this?" Bakura flashed Ryou his knife
"Well.......its more fun to spear it" ^_^
"uh.......fine, let's get this over with" The two grabbed a couple sticks and walked over to the tree. Ryou threw his stick and it sank into the trunk. Ryou walked up to the stick and motioned to Bakura
"Kay, your turn, hit the stick"
"Pft! No problem" Bakura threw his stick except it didn't hit Ryou's stick, it hit Ryou.....
"AHHHHH! Croikey!"
(Oo);;;; "Um....I honestly didn't mean to do that"
"Me arm! The stick's in me arm!"
"Yes....I can see that"
"Well, pull it out!"
"Stupid......mortal?" The Thief walked over to 'Steve' and yanked out his stick
(O_O) (__
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"How convenient, the Pharaoh has a boat to transport me across....." Bakura got on and ferried himself to the other side. He got off and left the Outback.
"Well, I have been here for a good long time, and I have still discovered nothing about my past or his past! This sucks!" He walked down the corridor.
"I want out, I'm sick of this. I have to think of some way to get out of here......" He continued walking. The only way out would be to confront the Pharaoh, but that could be quite dangerous.......there had to be another way!
"Hello, whats this?" Bakura came across a door. The thing that stood out about this one was the fact it was pink.
"A pink door, I wonder who's soul room this could be......" He walked inside. The wallpaper was pink and purple and covered in flowers. A figure with long hair suddenly ran up to him.
"Like, Oh my God! I just love your hair!"
(O______O) "OH HELL NO! NOT YOU!!!!!"
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Wow, who's soul room could that be? I'll leave it to you guys to try to figure it out (Shouldn't be too hard) How will Bakura get out of the Puzzle? Oh my, this is going to be a bit of a sticky wicket!
R&R you know you want to