Holy crap, I'm sorry for not updating so long. No cheap excuses, I'm sorry. Here's the new chapter, and I hope you all like it! Also, I am very GREATFUL to all those who reviewed, thanks so much!
I no own Yugioh, or Harry potter OO
Doorbell rings
"Yuugi get the door! I'm in the bathroom!"
"Wow Grandpa, you have been in there for 3 days now!" OO
".............."
"See Grandpa? This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables!"
"...............Just get the door Yuugi. It will come soon enough"
OO
Yuugi jumped over the counter and stopped at the door. He straightened his jacket and opened the door. Standing there was a very scorched Ryou.
"Ryou! What happened?"
"Nothing really, just got a bit scorched from baking......."
"You bake?" OO
"Uh....... I mean lifting weights!"
"You got burned lifting weights?" --
"Uh........they were on fire?" ;;;;
--;;;;;;;;;;;;
"Listen Yuugi, I came to ask.........do you think Bakura is really gone?"
"YOU MEAN YOUR NOT BAKURA?!?!?! TAKE THIS DEMON!!!" Throws holy water on him......holy water that happened to be in the shop.......
"That was uncalled for" dripping
"Oh.......you mean your Yami?"
"Yes Yuugi, my Yami"
"My Yami is Yami Yuugi!"
"Well my Yami isn't Yami Yuugi, its Yami Bakura!"
"My Yami is Yami Yuugi, not Yami Bakura but Yami Yuugi!"
"Oh yea? Well my ya-aw screw it. -- I want to talk about Bakura"
"Actually Ryou, I think he is alive. What tipped you off?"
"Anubis came looking for his soul"
OO
"So if he is alive, where is he? He's not in my ring"
"I think he's in this...." points to the puzzle
OO "YOU ATE MY YAMI?!?!!?"
"I think he's in the puzzle Ryou"
"Oh......well, can you get him out?"
Yami Yuugi takes over
"I am looking for him Ryou. No worries I will find him"
"He did the puberty thing again......"
"What was that Ryou?"
"Oh nothing!" ;;;
"Right.........well, I'll tell you if I see him"
"Thanks........also one more thing"
"Yes Ryou?"
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SWEATER?!?!?!?!"
"This is my sweater" When Yami switched places with Yuugi, they switch clothing as well. Yuugi of course wore his school uniform, but his Yami on the other hand wore something a little more...................pink.
"Why did you dye my sweater pink Yami?"
"This is my sweater Ryou, I found it in my puzzle, therefore it belongs to me"
"Don't you think it's a bit odd my sweater is in your puzzle?"
"No"
-- "It means my Yami is in there!"
"So I am................EW!!!!" Throws off sweater and lights it on fire
OO
"BURN IN HELL EVIL PINK SWEATER OF THE TOMB ROBBER!!!!"
;; "My sweater......."
OO "uh........bye!" disappears into the puzzle
"My sweater......."
"Sorry about that Ryou"
"Yuugi, you owe me a new sweater"
OO "I do?"
"Yes, now, take me to your sweaters!"
Oo; "Ok........follow me......." Yuugi and Ryou walked upstairs to Yuugi's room.
"Yuugi, was that the mail-ordered bride you wanted?
"No Grandpa, its just Ryou"
"YOU WANT RYOU TO BE YOUR BRIDE?!?!"
OO
-- "No Grandpa, he came over"
"Aren't you a little young to be d- oh hold on, I think I'm finally getting somewhere!"
"Yuugi, what's he doing?" OO
"Trying to go to the bathroom" --
"Oh....... my sweater?"
"Right! My room is this way." Yuugi brought Ryou to his room. The two boys stepped inside and Yuugi closed the door behind them.
"So, where do you keep your sweaters Yuugi?" Ryou turned around to see Yuugi blushing. His head was bent and his eyes were on the floor.
"I've never had a girl in my room alone before......."
OO
"So Ryou.......do you think we should do it?" The boys face was incredibly red, while the white haired Brit stared in shock.
"Yuugi, I'm a boy"
OO Yuugi looked up quickly.
"You are? I thought you were a girl!"
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!?!?!?!"
"Well, you have long hair, are very thin, and very feminine"
"Yuugi, I'm a gentleman, not a homosexual" --;;;;;
"So...........can we still do it?"
OO
"Uh.........I have to go now Yuugi, I'll see you later!" Ryou proceeded to run out of the room and out of the game shop. Yuugi walked out of his room crestfallen and sat outside the bathroom.
"So Yuugi, you score with that hot girl Ryou?"
"Turns out he was a boy Grandpa......"
"Well, did you score with him then?"
"Nope"
"Ah, no worries, you still have me"
OO
"Gods not you!! It can't be you!!!"
"What? Like that is totally not cool! You should be like, glad to see me Baky-boy!"
OO "The hell?! No! It can't be you!! NO WAY IN HELL!!!!"
"Come on, we like, had so much fun in Battle city! We went like shopping and stuff!"
"I did no such thing with you!" Bakura was in the new room facing someone wearing a purple skirt and also with blonde hair.
"Oh come on, you know you did!"
"I still can't believe the Pharaoh sees you as this........."
"Yep, I am Mailik!"
"You mean Malik"
"Nope, Mailik!"
"Dear Ra help me" --
"Ra helped me choose out this diamond ring!"
--;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
"Well, I think its time I gave you a makeover!"
The Tomb Robber stared at the man more feminine that Pegasus. "A makeover?" OO
"Well like yea! You are so tacky! Though you got a tight bod!"
OO "You damn hentai!"
"I have a shampoo called 'Hentai' its simply astounding!"
It seemed that the Pharaoh had Malik and Mai er............confused. They seemed to have become one being. Maybe it's the way Mai always dominated over Joey, or the way Malik wore those belly shirts. Either way, now the great Zoku-ou had to face the new evil known as Mailik. Mailik had hair the same color as Mai Kujaku, but it was in the style of Malik Ishtar's hair. Also, the clothing this person wore was the exact same as Mai's during battle city, which is extremely disturbing seeing as how it could have been a man. The voice....well, it was Malik's dub voice unfortunately.........
"Ok, like I'm gonna like go and like get my make-up kit! Like ok?"
"for what?" OO
"Like im totally gonna make you over!"
"Like hell you are!" The brave Tomb Robber pounced at the she-man but then uh........
"Aww, your so sweet!"
"LET GO OF ME!!"
"But you're like the one who hugged me!"
"No, I attacked you, now let go before I kick you in the balls........do you have balls?" OO
"Like, I don't check, you know, like hello!"
Oo;;;;
"But I do have this!" Mailik proceeded to take out his...or her Rod.
"A millennium item?"
"Yes, this is my Rod, I like use it to control people! Best part is it totally goes with my hair!" Bakura stared hungrily at the Rod (Oo;;) Whenever the great thief saw a sennen item, he could not think of anything else except getting it.
"I want your Rod"
"Well like you totally can't have it! It's like mine!" Mailik carelessly flipped a strand of her (or his) hair when she (or him --) said it.
"Give me your Rod!" The thief threw a punch at Mailik and hit him square in the chest. In retaliation, Mailik........
SLAP
OX
"How dare you touch my boobs you hentai!"
"I punched you" OO
"Like omg I'm so gonna sick my boyfriend on you!"
Oo;;;
"YAMI!! SOMEONE IS RAPING ME!!!!!"
OO
"HELP!!!!!!!" The Pharaoh busted through the door at that exact moment. He wore a showering cap and had a towel wrapped around his waist. He was still dripping.
"Who's ra- the tomb robber!?"
"I was not raping it --"
"What the hell are you doing here?!?!?!"
"I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd drop in" The tomb robber replied sarcastically.
"I want you out of my puzzle!"
"I want out also"
"No exc-you do?" OO
"Yes, I hate this damn place" Mailik walked over to Yami and was sobbing into his chest, whining about how Bakura touched her"
"And then he...sniff........he touched my boob"
"You bastard! Why did you touch Mailik?!"
Bakura gritted his teeth, pissed that the Pharaoh could even accuse him of touching...........that.
"I did no such thing, I wouldn't come close to that freak!"
"Prove it!"
"You prove it!"
"I'll prove it!" Mailik interrupted them and tore off his or her shirt. Right on the chest was a bruise beginning to form"
"Finally! About time I got to see your boobs!"
OO
"Pharaoh.........you do realize that may not be a girl........."
"Huh? Of course it is!"
"Prove it"
"Hmm........"
"Well?" The Pharaoh thought for a bit, before coming to a "brilliant" conclusion.
"Ok, I know how!"
"Ok"
Yami walked up to Mailik. He smiled at her (or him) before kicking him (or her) right between the legs........
OO
Mailik fell to the ground, holding its special area. Bakura grinned while Yami stared in shock.
"It is a man!" OO
"Told you"
"I'm a hermaphrodite you dumbasses!"
OO
OO
"EW!!!!!!"
"EEEEWWWWW- what's a hermione?"
"HermAPHRODITE! It means I have both male and female genetalia!"
"Ew! Get the Hermione away from me!" (Btw, I got nothing against Hermione, it just came to me randomly ;;;;;;)
"But Yami, we are in love!" Mailik then jumped into the Pharaoh's arms while Yami stayed very determined not to look at the thing in his arms.
"THE HERMIONE IS TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!"
"Pharaoh, its hermaphrodite! Hermione is the girl my light has plastered all over his walls"
"RYOU HAS PICTURES OF HERMIONE?!?!?!?! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"
--
"If I get rid of the herma-"
"Hermione"
"..............whatever. If I get rid of it, you will get me out of the puzzle. Deal?"
"Alright! Just get rid of the hermione!" Bakura walked up to Yami and Mailik. He took out his knife and licked the blade.
"What are you going to like do with that?" OO Mailik stared at the blade in fear.
"I'm making you a woman"
OO
OO
grins
"No......please don't........."
"Sorry Mailik, your my ticket out of here"
"Yay! Now no more Hermione!" Bakura chased the fleeing she-male down. He pinned it against the wall, raised his knife, and then.........
SLICE!!!!!!
"Oh Ra you cut it off!!!!!!!!!!"
"DAMN YOU BAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"This time I am definitely not licking the blood off my knife"
"Wow Tomb Robber, you actually helped me. I don't believe it......"
"I kept my end of the bargain, now get me out of this hellhole"
"This hell hole is my home!"
"DAMMIT IM A WOMAN!!!!!!"
"For insulting my home, I will not let you leave, but instead I will kill you"
"You lying Thief!"
"Look who's talking" --
;;;;
"Wait! Kill me and Ryou dies!"
"And why should I care?"
"HOLY CRAP I WANT TO DIE!!!!!" Mailik interjected.
"Because your light thinks he's a girl and has a crush on him"
"Jokes on you! He learned he was a guy!"
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU CUT IT OFF!!!!"
"Yea, but he still likes him"
"Damn.......fine, I'll get you out"
"DOES ANYONE SEE MAILIK DYING HERE?!?!?! I LIKE TOTALLY NEED HELP!!!!!"
"Alright, how do we do that?"
"It's very difficult, and can only be achieved in one way"
"And what is that Pharaoh?"
"The person closest to you must challenge and defeat Ra in a cooking contest. When Ra is defeated he will grant you a wish and they must wish for you back"
OO
"It's true! I swear!"
"How far up your ass did you have to dig to come up with that?!?!"
"It's true, Ryou must defeat Ra in a cooking contest"
"That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard"
"MY LOWER AREA IS BLEEDING!!!!"
"I will inform my Aibou of it, and Ryou will challenge Ra. Now follow me, I'll uh.......show you to a room where you can stay until Ryou is done with his task."
"Just don't leave me with the mutt, or Ghetto Kaiba"
OO "You know about them?"
"Oh yes, and I also know many other things.......... Welcome to a beginners guide to du-"
"OK I GET IT!" The Tomb Robber smirked at the shaken Pharaoh.
"So, where do I stay?"
"Know this Thief, if I release you, you cannot mention to anyone what you have seen in here!"
"Ok, I'm beginning to feel dizzy from the blood loss....." Mailik then fainted.
Bakura grinned. "I'm not making any promises Pharaoh"
"Then" Yami raised his hand and pointed it at the thief "prepare to die"
"..................FINE! I will tell no one of what happened!"
"Good, then follow me" Yami walked out of the room, followed by Bakura. Mailik just kind of layed on the ground.....
"So uh......how much do you exactly know about me Tomb Robber?"
"More than I ever wanted to know" ;
"I see..........well, sleep here for the night" The Pharaoh had lead Bakura to an empty room. The only thing in it was a bed. And for some reason, millions of pictures of Isis were on the wall.
"Uh..........Pharaoh........"
"Don't ask, just sleep here" Yami then walked out the door and locked it. Bakura sat on the bed and looked ahead. He was getting out of this hellhole. He jumped off the bed and tore a few pictures of Isis off the wall. He then lit them on fire. The Thief took out his knife he used to make Mailik a woman and started burning the blade.
"I'll be damned in I EVER lick this knife again"
SOTR: What evil have I unleashed? Mailik? ; Oh well, this story is wrapping up, so don't leave just yet!
Mai: I'm going to kill you takes out a knife
SOTR: OO runs
Malik: blocks my path you are so dead
Mai and Malik proceed to kill the author
I no own Yugioh, or Harry potter OO
Doorbell rings
"Yuugi get the door! I'm in the bathroom!"
"Wow Grandpa, you have been in there for 3 days now!" OO
".............."
"See Grandpa? This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables!"
"...............Just get the door Yuugi. It will come soon enough"
OO
Yuugi jumped over the counter and stopped at the door. He straightened his jacket and opened the door. Standing there was a very scorched Ryou.
"Ryou! What happened?"
"Nothing really, just got a bit scorched from baking......."
"You bake?" OO
"Uh....... I mean lifting weights!"
"You got burned lifting weights?" --
"Uh........they were on fire?" ;;;;
--;;;;;;;;;;;;
"Listen Yuugi, I came to ask.........do you think Bakura is really gone?"
"YOU MEAN YOUR NOT BAKURA?!?!?! TAKE THIS DEMON!!!" Throws holy water on him......holy water that happened to be in the shop.......
"That was uncalled for" dripping
"Oh.......you mean your Yami?"
"Yes Yuugi, my Yami"
"My Yami is Yami Yuugi!"
"Well my Yami isn't Yami Yuugi, its Yami Bakura!"
"My Yami is Yami Yuugi, not Yami Bakura but Yami Yuugi!"
"Oh yea? Well my ya-aw screw it. -- I want to talk about Bakura"
"Actually Ryou, I think he is alive. What tipped you off?"
"Anubis came looking for his soul"
OO
"So if he is alive, where is he? He's not in my ring"
"I think he's in this...." points to the puzzle
OO "YOU ATE MY YAMI?!?!!?"
"I think he's in the puzzle Ryou"
"Oh......well, can you get him out?"
Yami Yuugi takes over
"I am looking for him Ryou. No worries I will find him"
"He did the puberty thing again......"
"What was that Ryou?"
"Oh nothing!" ;;;
"Right.........well, I'll tell you if I see him"
"Thanks........also one more thing"
"Yes Ryou?"
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SWEATER?!?!?!?!"
"This is my sweater" When Yami switched places with Yuugi, they switch clothing as well. Yuugi of course wore his school uniform, but his Yami on the other hand wore something a little more...................pink.
"Why did you dye my sweater pink Yami?"
"This is my sweater Ryou, I found it in my puzzle, therefore it belongs to me"
"Don't you think it's a bit odd my sweater is in your puzzle?"
"No"
-- "It means my Yami is in there!"
"So I am................EW!!!!" Throws off sweater and lights it on fire
OO
"BURN IN HELL EVIL PINK SWEATER OF THE TOMB ROBBER!!!!"
;; "My sweater......."
OO "uh........bye!" disappears into the puzzle
"My sweater......."
"Sorry about that Ryou"
"Yuugi, you owe me a new sweater"
OO "I do?"
"Yes, now, take me to your sweaters!"
Oo; "Ok........follow me......." Yuugi and Ryou walked upstairs to Yuugi's room.
"Yuugi, was that the mail-ordered bride you wanted?
"No Grandpa, its just Ryou"
"YOU WANT RYOU TO BE YOUR BRIDE?!?!"
OO
-- "No Grandpa, he came over"
"Aren't you a little young to be d- oh hold on, I think I'm finally getting somewhere!"
"Yuugi, what's he doing?" OO
"Trying to go to the bathroom" --
"Oh....... my sweater?"
"Right! My room is this way." Yuugi brought Ryou to his room. The two boys stepped inside and Yuugi closed the door behind them.
"So, where do you keep your sweaters Yuugi?" Ryou turned around to see Yuugi blushing. His head was bent and his eyes were on the floor.
"I've never had a girl in my room alone before......."
OO
"So Ryou.......do you think we should do it?" The boys face was incredibly red, while the white haired Brit stared in shock.
"Yuugi, I'm a boy"
OO Yuugi looked up quickly.
"You are? I thought you were a girl!"
"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!?!?!?!"
"Well, you have long hair, are very thin, and very feminine"
"Yuugi, I'm a gentleman, not a homosexual" --;;;;;
"So...........can we still do it?"
OO
"Uh.........I have to go now Yuugi, I'll see you later!" Ryou proceeded to run out of the room and out of the game shop. Yuugi walked out of his room crestfallen and sat outside the bathroom.
"So Yuugi, you score with that hot girl Ryou?"
"Turns out he was a boy Grandpa......"
"Well, did you score with him then?"
"Nope"
"Ah, no worries, you still have me"
OO
"Gods not you!! It can't be you!!!"
"What? Like that is totally not cool! You should be like, glad to see me Baky-boy!"
OO "The hell?! No! It can't be you!! NO WAY IN HELL!!!!"
"Come on, we like, had so much fun in Battle city! We went like shopping and stuff!"
"I did no such thing with you!" Bakura was in the new room facing someone wearing a purple skirt and also with blonde hair.
"Oh come on, you know you did!"
"I still can't believe the Pharaoh sees you as this........."
"Yep, I am Mailik!"
"You mean Malik"
"Nope, Mailik!"
"Dear Ra help me" --
"Ra helped me choose out this diamond ring!"
--;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
"Well, I think its time I gave you a makeover!"
The Tomb Robber stared at the man more feminine that Pegasus. "A makeover?" OO
"Well like yea! You are so tacky! Though you got a tight bod!"
OO "You damn hentai!"
"I have a shampoo called 'Hentai' its simply astounding!"
It seemed that the Pharaoh had Malik and Mai er............confused. They seemed to have become one being. Maybe it's the way Mai always dominated over Joey, or the way Malik wore those belly shirts. Either way, now the great Zoku-ou had to face the new evil known as Mailik. Mailik had hair the same color as Mai Kujaku, but it was in the style of Malik Ishtar's hair. Also, the clothing this person wore was the exact same as Mai's during battle city, which is extremely disturbing seeing as how it could have been a man. The voice....well, it was Malik's dub voice unfortunately.........
"Ok, like I'm gonna like go and like get my make-up kit! Like ok?"
"for what?" OO
"Like im totally gonna make you over!"
"Like hell you are!" The brave Tomb Robber pounced at the she-man but then uh........
"Aww, your so sweet!"
"LET GO OF ME!!"
"But you're like the one who hugged me!"
"No, I attacked you, now let go before I kick you in the balls........do you have balls?" OO
"Like, I don't check, you know, like hello!"
Oo;;;;
"But I do have this!" Mailik proceeded to take out his...or her Rod.
"A millennium item?"
"Yes, this is my Rod, I like use it to control people! Best part is it totally goes with my hair!" Bakura stared hungrily at the Rod (Oo;;) Whenever the great thief saw a sennen item, he could not think of anything else except getting it.
"I want your Rod"
"Well like you totally can't have it! It's like mine!" Mailik carelessly flipped a strand of her (or his) hair when she (or him --) said it.
"Give me your Rod!" The thief threw a punch at Mailik and hit him square in the chest. In retaliation, Mailik........
SLAP
OX
"How dare you touch my boobs you hentai!"
"I punched you" OO
"Like omg I'm so gonna sick my boyfriend on you!"
Oo;;;
"YAMI!! SOMEONE IS RAPING ME!!!!!"
OO
"HELP!!!!!!!" The Pharaoh busted through the door at that exact moment. He wore a showering cap and had a towel wrapped around his waist. He was still dripping.
"Who's ra- the tomb robber!?"
"I was not raping it --"
"What the hell are you doing here?!?!?!"
"I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd drop in" The tomb robber replied sarcastically.
"I want you out of my puzzle!"
"I want out also"
"No exc-you do?" OO
"Yes, I hate this damn place" Mailik walked over to Yami and was sobbing into his chest, whining about how Bakura touched her"
"And then he...sniff........he touched my boob"
"You bastard! Why did you touch Mailik?!"
Bakura gritted his teeth, pissed that the Pharaoh could even accuse him of touching...........that.
"I did no such thing, I wouldn't come close to that freak!"
"Prove it!"
"You prove it!"
"I'll prove it!" Mailik interrupted them and tore off his or her shirt. Right on the chest was a bruise beginning to form"
"Finally! About time I got to see your boobs!"
OO
"Pharaoh.........you do realize that may not be a girl........."
"Huh? Of course it is!"
"Prove it"
"Hmm........"
"Well?" The Pharaoh thought for a bit, before coming to a "brilliant" conclusion.
"Ok, I know how!"
"Ok"
Yami walked up to Mailik. He smiled at her (or him) before kicking him (or her) right between the legs........
OO
Mailik fell to the ground, holding its special area. Bakura grinned while Yami stared in shock.
"It is a man!" OO
"Told you"
"I'm a hermaphrodite you dumbasses!"
OO
OO
"EW!!!!!!"
"EEEEWWWWW- what's a hermione?"
"HermAPHRODITE! It means I have both male and female genetalia!"
"Ew! Get the Hermione away from me!" (Btw, I got nothing against Hermione, it just came to me randomly ;;;;;;)
"But Yami, we are in love!" Mailik then jumped into the Pharaoh's arms while Yami stayed very determined not to look at the thing in his arms.
"THE HERMIONE IS TOUCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!"
"Pharaoh, its hermaphrodite! Hermione is the girl my light has plastered all over his walls"
"RYOU HAS PICTURES OF HERMIONE?!?!?!?! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"
--
"If I get rid of the herma-"
"Hermione"
"..............whatever. If I get rid of it, you will get me out of the puzzle. Deal?"
"Alright! Just get rid of the hermione!" Bakura walked up to Yami and Mailik. He took out his knife and licked the blade.
"What are you going to like do with that?" OO Mailik stared at the blade in fear.
"I'm making you a woman"
OO
OO
grins
"No......please don't........."
"Sorry Mailik, your my ticket out of here"
"Yay! Now no more Hermione!" Bakura chased the fleeing she-male down. He pinned it against the wall, raised his knife, and then.........
SLICE!!!!!!
"Oh Ra you cut it off!!!!!!!!!!"
"DAMN YOU BAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"This time I am definitely not licking the blood off my knife"
"Wow Tomb Robber, you actually helped me. I don't believe it......"
"I kept my end of the bargain, now get me out of this hellhole"
"This hell hole is my home!"
"DAMMIT IM A WOMAN!!!!!!"
"For insulting my home, I will not let you leave, but instead I will kill you"
"You lying Thief!"
"Look who's talking" --
;;;;
"Wait! Kill me and Ryou dies!"
"And why should I care?"
"HOLY CRAP I WANT TO DIE!!!!!" Mailik interjected.
"Because your light thinks he's a girl and has a crush on him"
"Jokes on you! He learned he was a guy!"
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU CUT IT OFF!!!!"
"Yea, but he still likes him"
"Damn.......fine, I'll get you out"
"DOES ANYONE SEE MAILIK DYING HERE?!?!?! I LIKE TOTALLY NEED HELP!!!!!"
"Alright, how do we do that?"
"It's very difficult, and can only be achieved in one way"
"And what is that Pharaoh?"
"The person closest to you must challenge and defeat Ra in a cooking contest. When Ra is defeated he will grant you a wish and they must wish for you back"
OO
"It's true! I swear!"
"How far up your ass did you have to dig to come up with that?!?!"
"It's true, Ryou must defeat Ra in a cooking contest"
"That's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard"
"MY LOWER AREA IS BLEEDING!!!!"
"I will inform my Aibou of it, and Ryou will challenge Ra. Now follow me, I'll uh.......show you to a room where you can stay until Ryou is done with his task."
"Just don't leave me with the mutt, or Ghetto Kaiba"
OO "You know about them?"
"Oh yes, and I also know many other things.......... Welcome to a beginners guide to du-"
"OK I GET IT!" The Tomb Robber smirked at the shaken Pharaoh.
"So, where do I stay?"
"Know this Thief, if I release you, you cannot mention to anyone what you have seen in here!"
"Ok, I'm beginning to feel dizzy from the blood loss....." Mailik then fainted.
Bakura grinned. "I'm not making any promises Pharaoh"
"Then" Yami raised his hand and pointed it at the thief "prepare to die"
"..................FINE! I will tell no one of what happened!"
"Good, then follow me" Yami walked out of the room, followed by Bakura. Mailik just kind of layed on the ground.....
"So uh......how much do you exactly know about me Tomb Robber?"
"More than I ever wanted to know" ;
"I see..........well, sleep here for the night" The Pharaoh had lead Bakura to an empty room. The only thing in it was a bed. And for some reason, millions of pictures of Isis were on the wall.
"Uh..........Pharaoh........"
"Don't ask, just sleep here" Yami then walked out the door and locked it. Bakura sat on the bed and looked ahead. He was getting out of this hellhole. He jumped off the bed and tore a few pictures of Isis off the wall. He then lit them on fire. The Thief took out his knife he used to make Mailik a woman and started burning the blade.
"I'll be damned in I EVER lick this knife again"
SOTR: What evil have I unleashed? Mailik? ; Oh well, this story is wrapping up, so don't leave just yet!
Mai: I'm going to kill you takes out a knife
SOTR: OO runs
Malik: blocks my path you are so dead
Mai and Malik proceed to kill the author