ANOTHER INSTALLMENT TO THE STORY!! ^_^ Sorry, exams and stuff keeping me
busy, but now tis a snow day so here it is! The next chapter!
Thanks to all reviewers ^___^
MY SISTER fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V IS MAKING A DOUJINSHI OF THE ANZU CHAPTER OF THIS STORY!!! GO CHECK OUT HER SITE WHEN ITS UP ^_^
Special thanks to Oh Positive One for certain parts of DFD (one of her former stories) referenced in this chapter. If you read that story, you will noticed certain things used in it (Such as the fact Ryou's gotta bake) ^^;
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Ryou was sleeping soundly in his bed. The clock read 11:55 and it was pitch black, except for the little nightlight in the bathroom. His father was away on a dig in Egypt, so he was home alone, like normal.
"Oh yea...that's real nice...." Ryou mumbled before rolling over on his side. The sleeping boy was not aware that his window was open. Nor was he aware a figure was watching him sleep. The shadow's brilliant eyes were fixed on the boy. A grin appeared on his face as he spoke.
"So delicate.... like a flower..."
\\ WHAT YAMI?! O_O\\
// Uh.....nothing Aibou//
\\ Oh...\\
"Sleep my young prince, so delicious you look bathed in moonlight..."
\\ CUT IT OUT YAMI!!!!!!! JUST TELL HIM TO HAVE A COOK-OFF WITH RA!!!!\\
// ....party pooper//
\\ Damn straight\\
The pineapple-haired Pharaoh leaped down from the windowsill and straitened himself up. The strolled over to the white-haired Brit and stared down at him. Ryou's mouth was open and a small trickle of drool hung from it.
"What rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again" The Pharaoh cackled.
\\ O__________________________________O Yami....what the hell are you smoking?\\
// Just some stuff Ghetto Kaiba gave me //
\\ ....... Just wake him up \\
The Pharaoh shook Ryou for a full minute before the boy started waking up.
"No Anzu...you had your turn....its Shizuka's turn now..."
// O_O Aibou...//
\\ Ignore him and just wake him up\\ -_-
// He won't wake up//
\\ Then smack him!\\
Yami jumped on the bed and swung a leg over Ryou, putting him in a quite awkward position. He raised one arm and slapped the sleeping boy.
"Gah! Bloody hell!" The boy looked up into a pair of Lavender eyes.
"Ryou! You must challenge Ra!"
O_________________________________________________O
"Oh yea, this is Yuugi"
"oh...hehe....I knew that mate..."
"Ryou....why is.......YOU WET YOURSELF!!!"
"YOU STARTLED ME OK!?"
"Ew! You stained my leather pants!"
"Well maybe you shouldn't sit on top of my crotch!" The pharaoh looked down and saw that indeed he was on top of Ryou's private area.
"Uh...sorry....just trying to wake you up you know" ^^;
"But why?"
"Oh yea! I found your Yami, and the only way to save him is to challenge Ra in a cook-off"
"........Why would I want to save my Yami?"
"Cause you love him?"
O___________O "WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?!"
A bright light flashed and where Yami was standing now stood his light, Yuugi. His eye widened and his bangs went limp again. Also, he shrunk about a foot in height ^^;
"Yuugi, is that you?"
"Sorry Ryou.... my Yami has been using the computer a bit.... really got into this thing called 'fanfiction'.... apparently you and your Yami are a common couple."
O_________________________O
"But I'm here to tell you something else, your Yami... Bakura is currently possessing my puzzle."
"He's the new resident of the puzzle?" O_O (Hah! That's the title of the story ^^;;;)
"I guess." The young boy shrugged. Suddenly, Ryou started laughing. Yuugi stared at him confused. What was so funny anyways?
"Ryou...?"
"HAHAHA!!! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER WHAT I HAD TO SUFFER!!!"
"Ryou?" O_O
"He tortured me for so long!! I'm free!! No more Bakura! No more waking up next to beautiful hookers! No going to school to find my worst enemies dead!! No more closet full of stolen untraceable jewels worth- wow.... I miss him a lot." O_O
O_____________________________________________O "Uh.... So you want him back right?"
"Yea, I'll take him back now mate"
"Well.... Its not that easy...."
"What do you mean mate?"
"You have to complete a task of great difficulty..."
"Which is?"
"You must defeat Ra in a cooking contest"
"........who the hell comes up with this stuff?"
"uh.....the ancient Egyptians?"
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"So....."
"What?"
"Uh...are things... good?"
"...."
"I'm just trying to make conversation tomb robber! Oh, and go fish"
"I noticed your pathetic attempt Pharaoh"
"Hey! This is my home and you will show me proper respect! Got any three's?"
"Go fish bitch. Or else what? You will give me a lecture on how to treat my cards?"
"Or I'll make you wish you were dead"
"I fail to see the threat"
The Pharaoh and the Thief were inside one of the many chambers of the puzzle passing the time while Yuugi was explaining to Ryou what he needed to do. Obviously the two spirits were bored, seeing as they weren't dueling but instead playing "Go fish."
"Pharaoh, give me your queen!"
"That's no fair! You're using your powers to cheat again!"
"Am not!"
"Grr... fine, got any sixes?" The thief then handed the pharaoh two of his cards.
"...GOT ANY TENS PHARAOH?!" One card went to the thief.
"I DEMAND YOU SHOW ME YOUR TWO'S!"
"GIVE ME SOME SEVENS BITCH!!"
"RELINQUISH YOUR NINES THIEF!!!"
"YOU CHEATER!!!"
"YOU CHEATED FIRST!"
"NO YOU DID!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!!"
"YOU!!!!!"
Y-oh fine, whatever, its just a stupid game"
"Games are NOT stupid tomb robber! They are important, a way of life, and help you make friends!"
"You only say that cause it's the only thing you can do right" P
"....."
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"So Yuugi, in order to save my Yami, I must challenge some fake Egyptian God-" Suddenly, a bright flash and Yami took the place of Yuugi.
"HE IS NOT FAKE YOU FOOL!!!!" Ryou shrank back into a corner and cowered at the Pharaoh, who glared back at him with not two but three eyes.
"Terribly sorry Yami, you must pardon my rudeness" ^^;;;
"Whatever, just get your darker half out of my puzzle!"
"One question"
"Yes?"
"Why a cooking contest?"
"You see....Ra has two loves in life, one is the sun, life, the earth itself, and the other....is well.....cooking"
"How strange"
"It is not strange it is normal!!!!!!!"
O_O "Right....so, how do I challenge him?"
"Me and my Aibou have made arrangements for us to fly to Egypt"
"But my father is there!" The young white haired boy cried out. "If he is to find me, he will kill me"._.
"Too bad, so sad, hey-ho, lets go!" Yami grabbed Ryou and dragged him to a taxi already waiting outside.
"I am not a ho Yami!"
"It's a song by the Ramones"
"Uh.... you're a 3,000 year old Egyptian spirit, how the hell do you know who the Ramones are?"
"......." Yami threw Ryou roughly into the vehicle before it took off.
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"So, we finally meet face to face little Yuugi"
"Yea.... hi Bakura..." The small boy waved at the tomb robber, who just grinned with malice in his eyes.
"You have caused me so much pain.... You have been selfish keeping me from the puzzle, I should kill you right now"
"If you touch me, me and Yami will switch places!"
"Heh, coward"
"I am not!"
"You stupid boy, don't you realize living in your puzzle has given me plenty of chances to kill you with? If my intentions were to end your life, you would be dead"
*Gulp*
"Wuss" -_-
"Am not!"
"Are too" Bakura flipped a strand of his hair, grinning inside at the fact the little Pharaoh was so easily angered by his antics.
"Am not!"
Bakura suddenly turned and faced Yuugi, eyes narrowed. "You are if I say so!"
O_O "Yes sir"
"....How much longer will this be?"
Yuugi rubbed the back of his head. "I don't know, Yami said we will need to go to Egypt before the ritual will be completed"
Bakura looked like he swallowed something rotten. "That will take at least 10 hours to get there!"
"Hehe....yea"
"And how do you recommend I entertain myself until then?"
"Uh....sing a song?" ^^;;;;
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"THE METAL BIRD SWALLOWED US!!!!!!!"
"Uh... Yami, this is an airplane. It will take us to Egypt"
"But I thought the taxi would take us to Egypt Ryou"
"Uh...it can't travel across water you know"
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH, so that's why Yuugi was pissed at me when I tried to get to China using his grandfather's car."
-_- "Just try not to cause too much of a ruckus Yami..."
~10 hours later at Cairo Airport~
"Oh my that was exhausting... especially when you assaulted the flight attendant cause your bag of peanuts had one less than mine" -_-
;_; "It wasn't fair!" The two stepped outside and surveyed the scenery. Yami looked around and suddenly his eyes widened in glee. He jumped on top of a camel, stood up on its hump, and shouted-
"Finally Egypt, your Pharaoh has come home!!!!"
*BAM*
A barrage of various objects then knocked the Pharaoh unconscious, thrown by various passer Byers.
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Oh my, this story really is almost over! I cant wait ^_^
Sorry it wasn't that funny, but I guess I'm running low on inspiration for this story, but don't worry, another 2 chappies I estimate and it'll be done! *Wipes a tear*
Thanks to all reviewers ^___^
MY SISTER fOX-SPIRIT AKA Y.V IS MAKING A DOUJINSHI OF THE ANZU CHAPTER OF THIS STORY!!! GO CHECK OUT HER SITE WHEN ITS UP ^_^
Special thanks to Oh Positive One for certain parts of DFD (one of her former stories) referenced in this chapter. If you read that story, you will noticed certain things used in it (Such as the fact Ryou's gotta bake) ^^;
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Ryou was sleeping soundly in his bed. The clock read 11:55 and it was pitch black, except for the little nightlight in the bathroom. His father was away on a dig in Egypt, so he was home alone, like normal.
"Oh yea...that's real nice...." Ryou mumbled before rolling over on his side. The sleeping boy was not aware that his window was open. Nor was he aware a figure was watching him sleep. The shadow's brilliant eyes were fixed on the boy. A grin appeared on his face as he spoke.
"So delicate.... like a flower..."
\\ WHAT YAMI?! O_O\\
// Uh.....nothing Aibou//
\\ Oh...\\
"Sleep my young prince, so delicious you look bathed in moonlight..."
\\ CUT IT OUT YAMI!!!!!!! JUST TELL HIM TO HAVE A COOK-OFF WITH RA!!!!\\
// ....party pooper//
\\ Damn straight\\
The pineapple-haired Pharaoh leaped down from the windowsill and straitened himself up. The strolled over to the white-haired Brit and stared down at him. Ryou's mouth was open and a small trickle of drool hung from it.
"What rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again" The Pharaoh cackled.
\\ O__________________________________O Yami....what the hell are you smoking?\\
// Just some stuff Ghetto Kaiba gave me //
\\ ....... Just wake him up \\
The Pharaoh shook Ryou for a full minute before the boy started waking up.
"No Anzu...you had your turn....its Shizuka's turn now..."
// O_O Aibou...//
\\ Ignore him and just wake him up\\ -_-
// He won't wake up//
\\ Then smack him!\\
Yami jumped on the bed and swung a leg over Ryou, putting him in a quite awkward position. He raised one arm and slapped the sleeping boy.
"Gah! Bloody hell!" The boy looked up into a pair of Lavender eyes.
"Ryou! You must challenge Ra!"
O_________________________________________________O
"Oh yea, this is Yuugi"
"oh...hehe....I knew that mate..."
"Ryou....why is.......YOU WET YOURSELF!!!"
"YOU STARTLED ME OK!?"
"Ew! You stained my leather pants!"
"Well maybe you shouldn't sit on top of my crotch!" The pharaoh looked down and saw that indeed he was on top of Ryou's private area.
"Uh...sorry....just trying to wake you up you know" ^^;
"But why?"
"Oh yea! I found your Yami, and the only way to save him is to challenge Ra in a cook-off"
"........Why would I want to save my Yami?"
"Cause you love him?"
O___________O "WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?!"
A bright light flashed and where Yami was standing now stood his light, Yuugi. His eye widened and his bangs went limp again. Also, he shrunk about a foot in height ^^;
"Yuugi, is that you?"
"Sorry Ryou.... my Yami has been using the computer a bit.... really got into this thing called 'fanfiction'.... apparently you and your Yami are a common couple."
O_________________________O
"But I'm here to tell you something else, your Yami... Bakura is currently possessing my puzzle."
"He's the new resident of the puzzle?" O_O (Hah! That's the title of the story ^^;;;)
"I guess." The young boy shrugged. Suddenly, Ryou started laughing. Yuugi stared at him confused. What was so funny anyways?
"Ryou...?"
"HAHAHA!!! NOW YOU WILL SUFFER WHAT I HAD TO SUFFER!!!"
"Ryou?" O_O
"He tortured me for so long!! I'm free!! No more Bakura! No more waking up next to beautiful hookers! No going to school to find my worst enemies dead!! No more closet full of stolen untraceable jewels worth- wow.... I miss him a lot." O_O
O_____________________________________________O "Uh.... So you want him back right?"
"Yea, I'll take him back now mate"
"Well.... Its not that easy...."
"What do you mean mate?"
"You have to complete a task of great difficulty..."
"Which is?"
"You must defeat Ra in a cooking contest"
"........who the hell comes up with this stuff?"
"uh.....the ancient Egyptians?"
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"So....."
"What?"
"Uh...are things... good?"
"...."
"I'm just trying to make conversation tomb robber! Oh, and go fish"
"I noticed your pathetic attempt Pharaoh"
"Hey! This is my home and you will show me proper respect! Got any three's?"
"Go fish bitch. Or else what? You will give me a lecture on how to treat my cards?"
"Or I'll make you wish you were dead"
"I fail to see the threat"
The Pharaoh and the Thief were inside one of the many chambers of the puzzle passing the time while Yuugi was explaining to Ryou what he needed to do. Obviously the two spirits were bored, seeing as they weren't dueling but instead playing "Go fish."
"Pharaoh, give me your queen!"
"That's no fair! You're using your powers to cheat again!"
"Am not!"
"Grr... fine, got any sixes?" The thief then handed the pharaoh two of his cards.
"...GOT ANY TENS PHARAOH?!" One card went to the thief.
"I DEMAND YOU SHOW ME YOUR TWO'S!"
"GIVE ME SOME SEVENS BITCH!!"
"RELINQUISH YOUR NINES THIEF!!!"
"YOU CHEATER!!!"
"YOU CHEATED FIRST!"
"NO YOU DID!"
"YOU!"
"YOU!!"
"YOU!!!!!"
Y-oh fine, whatever, its just a stupid game"
"Games are NOT stupid tomb robber! They are important, a way of life, and help you make friends!"
"You only say that cause it's the only thing you can do right" P
"....."
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"So Yuugi, in order to save my Yami, I must challenge some fake Egyptian God-" Suddenly, a bright flash and Yami took the place of Yuugi.
"HE IS NOT FAKE YOU FOOL!!!!" Ryou shrank back into a corner and cowered at the Pharaoh, who glared back at him with not two but three eyes.
"Terribly sorry Yami, you must pardon my rudeness" ^^;;;
"Whatever, just get your darker half out of my puzzle!"
"One question"
"Yes?"
"Why a cooking contest?"
"You see....Ra has two loves in life, one is the sun, life, the earth itself, and the other....is well.....cooking"
"How strange"
"It is not strange it is normal!!!!!!!"
O_O "Right....so, how do I challenge him?"
"Me and my Aibou have made arrangements for us to fly to Egypt"
"But my father is there!" The young white haired boy cried out. "If he is to find me, he will kill me"._.
"Too bad, so sad, hey-ho, lets go!" Yami grabbed Ryou and dragged him to a taxi already waiting outside.
"I am not a ho Yami!"
"It's a song by the Ramones"
"Uh.... you're a 3,000 year old Egyptian spirit, how the hell do you know who the Ramones are?"
"......." Yami threw Ryou roughly into the vehicle before it took off.
________________________________________________________________________
"So, we finally meet face to face little Yuugi"
"Yea.... hi Bakura..." The small boy waved at the tomb robber, who just grinned with malice in his eyes.
"You have caused me so much pain.... You have been selfish keeping me from the puzzle, I should kill you right now"
"If you touch me, me and Yami will switch places!"
"Heh, coward"
"I am not!"
"You stupid boy, don't you realize living in your puzzle has given me plenty of chances to kill you with? If my intentions were to end your life, you would be dead"
*Gulp*
"Wuss" -_-
"Am not!"
"Are too" Bakura flipped a strand of his hair, grinning inside at the fact the little Pharaoh was so easily angered by his antics.
"Am not!"
Bakura suddenly turned and faced Yuugi, eyes narrowed. "You are if I say so!"
O_O "Yes sir"
"....How much longer will this be?"
Yuugi rubbed the back of his head. "I don't know, Yami said we will need to go to Egypt before the ritual will be completed"
Bakura looked like he swallowed something rotten. "That will take at least 10 hours to get there!"
"Hehe....yea"
"And how do you recommend I entertain myself until then?"
"Uh....sing a song?" ^^;;;;
-_-;;;;;;;;
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"THE METAL BIRD SWALLOWED US!!!!!!!"
"Uh... Yami, this is an airplane. It will take us to Egypt"
"But I thought the taxi would take us to Egypt Ryou"
"Uh...it can't travel across water you know"
"OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH, so that's why Yuugi was pissed at me when I tried to get to China using his grandfather's car."
-_- "Just try not to cause too much of a ruckus Yami..."
~10 hours later at Cairo Airport~
"Oh my that was exhausting... especially when you assaulted the flight attendant cause your bag of peanuts had one less than mine" -_-
;_; "It wasn't fair!" The two stepped outside and surveyed the scenery. Yami looked around and suddenly his eyes widened in glee. He jumped on top of a camel, stood up on its hump, and shouted-
"Finally Egypt, your Pharaoh has come home!!!!"
*BAM*
A barrage of various objects then knocked the Pharaoh unconscious, thrown by various passer Byers.
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Oh my, this story really is almost over! I cant wait ^_^
Sorry it wasn't that funny, but I guess I'm running low on inspiration for this story, but don't worry, another 2 chappies I estimate and it'll be done! *Wipes a tear*