Heya everyone! Guess who's back? Yep, its SOTR or under my new penname
Moonlit Underworld. The name's changed but I'm hoping the quality of my
stories will stay just as good Hope you enjoy this update!
"Come on Ryou, we're gonna be late!" Yuugi scrambled around the hotel room trying to clean up after the mess they had made last night. Bottles of liquor were scattered everywhere and there was food in every possible crack, even in that small space between the T.V. and the stand beneath it.
"Oh... man, remind me never to party with you again." Malik moaned. He lay on the sofa on top of a passed out Rishid. Isis was sprawled on the bed, also unconscious. The three Egyptians had met Yuugi at the airport and brought him to a hotel where he could spend the night as long as necessary. Oh yea, Ryou was occupying the bathroom. Apparently the white-haired boy wasn't the best at handling alcohol. In fact, after only one beer he had been throwing up more food than he had eaten for the past 3 days. Just then, a figure appeared, looming like some omniscient being over the carnage of hangovers and puke-stains.
"Ah my Pharaoh, you were always the party animal." Shadi smiled slightly remembering his life back in Egypt when parties like the ones just held were considered to be nothing more than play dates. "I wonder if you could still beat priest Seto in a drinking contest..." The thoughts of the spirit wondered as Yuugi came dashing into the room.
OO "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Freddy Krueger's come back to get me!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"... Pardon me Yuugi, its just me Shadi, I have come to lead you to the cook- off competition."
"Oh... sorry Shadi, its just you two look so much alike, you can see why I was so easily confused" ;;
"...I'm sure I look nothing like this Freddy that you speak of."
"Sure you do! Now help me clean up this mess before cleaning services kills us." The boy and the Egyptian spirit proceeded to clean up the room, being careful not to disturb anyone in the process. About 5 minutes into the cleaning, Ryou swaggered out of the bathroom in a drunken stupor.
"Yuugi mate! You won't believe all the things I've seen...I mean I had no idea Anzu was so flexible..."
OO "Ryou... what the hell are you talking about?"
"...Ow...my head." The boy gripped his head tightly and clenched his eyes. Shadi brought over an ice pack to ease the hangover.
"Kids...don't know how to handle alcohol these days," the spirit grumbled.
"But I only had one beer!"
--; "Yea, and I'm the queen of England," Shadi replied sarcastically.
"NEVER INSULT THE QUEEN! AYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!" Ryou pounced on top of Shadi as they began wrestling on the floor. The passed out Ishtars were now awake and staring at the scuffle.
"Hey Rishid, I'll bet you $5 Shadi kicks his prissy ass."
"I accept your challenge Malik-sama."
"Men, so disgusting" Isis spoke, grimacing at her brother's antics.
"Um Isis...you might want to shower, you smell like ass" Yuugi spoke timidly.
"It was the alcohol! Its not like I have gone a week without bathing" She quickly ran into the bathroom. Yuugi turned back to the fight between Shadi and Ryou.
"SAY IT!"
"NUUUU!! I will not!"
"Say it!!"
"AHHH!! Ahh...I'm the queen's.... the queen's...."
"THE QUEEN'S WHAT?!"
"OW!! I'M THE QUEEN'S BITCH! HAPPY?!"
"Yup"
"It appears you owe me $5 Malik-sama."
"Dammit...who knew Shadi was such a wuss or that Ryou knew kung-fu?" Ryou smiled his boy-ish innocent smile as Shadi slowly rose from the ground rubbing his battered arm. The white-haired brit extended a hand to Shadi, which the man took willingly.
"Sorry mate, I don't know what came over me, no hard feeling?" "You have humiliated a guardian of the pharaoh with ease, I prostrate myself in front of you."
OO;;; "I'm sorry sir, I am not interested in men."
"....It means I bow to you"
"Oh... so nothing gay?"
"No"
"I see..."
"Rishid, what does gay mean?"
"I'll tell you when your older Malik-sama" --; Isis walked out of the bathroom clean, though her hair still remained a bit wet.
"Yuugi, we should hurry." Shadi spoke monotonously, as always.
"I agree, let's hurry Ryou, my Pharaoh," Isis spoke calmly. "Oh yea, please stop staring at my breasts."
"Sorry...but its been a while" Shadi turned away looking red.
"Malik-sama... may I kill that man for staring at Isis-sama?"
"Yes, as long as I get to help" Malik spoke quietly, unsheathing the Sennen rod.
"I'd run if I were you mate..." Ryou spoke to Shadi.
OO "Eep"
"Anf so efewyone, we musft huwy to duh gweat pyramids."
"...What did you just call me Shadi?"
"Yuugi, he just said we must hurry to the pyramids." ; Yuugi and Ryou were sitting next to Shadi in the limo. Malik, Rishid and Isis were sitting on the opposite side. Isis provided the limo, seeing as she was the owner of a traveling Egyptian exhibit and basically supported the entire Ishtar family on her paycheck alone. Rishid took care of the house and Malik...well, Malik made sure the T.V worked properly. Oh yea, Shadi's speech impediment was because of his swollen jaw. His jaw and numerous other injuries were because of Malik and Rishid er... protecting their sister.
"Ryou, are you ready? This will be very difficult." Ryou nodded at Isis as he looked out the window. He was doing all this to get his Yami back, the one who made his life a living hell. To get him back... It seemed that he was family or something. Ryou would never admit it, nor Bakura either, but they both cared for each other, and of course in the family brotherly way, not the crazy yaoi fangirl fanfiction way.
"I'm going to let my dark half out now, see you later Ryou." A flash of light and then Atemu was sitting there in place of Yuugi.
"MY PHARAOH!" Isis and Shadi went into a bow in front of the ancient spirit.
"... How many times do I have to say, don't bow to me anymore."
"Imf sorry mife-"
"Good God Shadi what the hell happened to your face?!" OO
"...I don'f wanf to tawk abouwt it"
"Miss Ishtar, we are there," the limo driver spoke. Everyone emptied out of the limo and looked up at the sphinx.
"Wow...it's so big..." Isis said staring at the huge monument, lifting her dress high enough for Atemu to see under.
"Not quite yet, but almost..." The er...horny/disgusting Pharaoh spoke quietly.
"Huwwy evewyone, its abwout two start!" Shadi lead the gang into the structure, taking them to the top of the head where the challenge would be held. Isis, Rishid and Malik walked calmly and took care to not damage the monument. They had been raised to respect ancient Egyptian relics and this was no different. On the other hand Atemu and Ryou were...
"Hey Yuugi, look! I drew Big Ben! Isn't it good?" The brit pointed at his drawing on the paw of the Sphinx.
"You think that's good Ryou? Look at this, I've got its nose!" Atemu held the nose of the giant structure somehow. It was a miracle it hadn't crushed him, but then again...it was a miracle he was able to remove it. Oo (For all of you who don't know, the real Sphinx is missing its nose)
On top of the head of the sphinx
"So Ryou, did the climb go smoothly for you?" Malik asked.
"Smooth as an ice rink made on a baby's bottom covered in a silk blanket with lotion on top," The brit responded.
Oo "I think you're still a bit hung over..."
"Oh yea?! Well... I think your right..."
"That's pretty damn smooth" Atemu commented.
"Pwease fwiends, it is time two call Wa."
"Call who?" Atemu asked, obviously unable to understand Shadi.
"Wa! Wa!"
"Geez, no need to cry about it..."
--;
"Er... I think he means Ra my pharaoh," Isis said
"Oh! I knew that" ;
"Iwis, teww deh Phawaoh how to summon Wa" Shadi requested.
"To summon Ra, Ryou must intertwine with the holder of wants back-" But before Isis could continue, Yami leapt forward and planted a wet one of Ryou.
OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
"....and they must each chant Ra's name and then bleed blood at the same time....no kissing involved by the way."
"Yea, but I feel my way was more fun" The Pharaoh grinned.
"... Oh God I think I just threw up in my mouth but Yuugi was in my mouth at the time so I'm not sure anymore..."
--; "Suck it up and start chanting Ra."
"Ra Ra shish boom ba!"
"Ow... ok, I'll be serious" Atemu said, rubbing his head tentatively.
"Ra. Ra. Ra. Ra"
"Alright, now on my count of three you each will stab yourselves and bleed. It must be precise or else it won't work. 1....2...3!"
"Ow!"
"Bloody hell I stabbed too early, terribly sorry mate."
"That's alright Ryou, we can try again. 1, 2"
"Sorry, I bled too early this time" ;
--;;;; "Ok, again..."
3 hours later
"I don't think I can go on...lost too much blood..." The two boys were still at it, apparently unable to get it just right.
"That's it!!!!" Isis of course was getting very frustrated. "Rishid! Stab Ryou when I say 3! Malik, stab the pharaoh when I say three! 1 2 3!!!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"....Malik, I think you stabbed a little to hard"
"...He had it coming" Malik smirked, sheathing the Sennen rod.
"Rishid did a good job, I barely felt it" =D
"Good...for you..." Atemu groaned. Suddenly, the skies turned black and thunder started raining down. A enormous figure descended, with the body of a man but his head was the shape of a falcon. A large headdress with a sun on top stood proudly on the head of Ra. Along with him came various other Gods. One was a human who was wrapped in bandages. Obviously that one was Osiris, god of the underworld. Following Osiris was another God with a falcon shaped head. This ones name was Horus, the god of Pharaohs. The last god to come was the god of embalming and mummification, Anubis, who had a jackal's head on top of a human's body. The ones with Egyptian blood in them went into an immediate bow before the gods and only Ryou remained standing.
"WHO DARES SUMMON THE GOD'S TO EARTH?!" When Ra spoke the sands of Egypt shook with his might.
"I do!" Ryou walked forward timidly. "I uh...challenge the all powerful Ra to a cooking contest in order to have my wish fulfilled!" The powerful God glared at the boy.
"YOU ARE AWARE FAILURE IN THIS WILL RESULT IN YOUR DEATH!?!"
"....yes"
"THEN!" The god of gods took off his headgear and replaced it with a chef's hat. "We will start the Metallic Kitchen Master competition!!!!"
Another chappie done! And in case your wonderin, yes the Metallic Kitchen Master is a parody of Iron chef ;;; Stick around for the next chapter of NROTP!
Shadi: woo will die fwor mwy humiliation!
MU: huh?
Shadi: summons Ammit and kills me
MU: XX
"Come on Ryou, we're gonna be late!" Yuugi scrambled around the hotel room trying to clean up after the mess they had made last night. Bottles of liquor were scattered everywhere and there was food in every possible crack, even in that small space between the T.V. and the stand beneath it.
"Oh... man, remind me never to party with you again." Malik moaned. He lay on the sofa on top of a passed out Rishid. Isis was sprawled on the bed, also unconscious. The three Egyptians had met Yuugi at the airport and brought him to a hotel where he could spend the night as long as necessary. Oh yea, Ryou was occupying the bathroom. Apparently the white-haired boy wasn't the best at handling alcohol. In fact, after only one beer he had been throwing up more food than he had eaten for the past 3 days. Just then, a figure appeared, looming like some omniscient being over the carnage of hangovers and puke-stains.
"Ah my Pharaoh, you were always the party animal." Shadi smiled slightly remembering his life back in Egypt when parties like the ones just held were considered to be nothing more than play dates. "I wonder if you could still beat priest Seto in a drinking contest..." The thoughts of the spirit wondered as Yuugi came dashing into the room.
OO "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Freddy Krueger's come back to get me!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"... Pardon me Yuugi, its just me Shadi, I have come to lead you to the cook- off competition."
"Oh... sorry Shadi, its just you two look so much alike, you can see why I was so easily confused" ;;
"...I'm sure I look nothing like this Freddy that you speak of."
"Sure you do! Now help me clean up this mess before cleaning services kills us." The boy and the Egyptian spirit proceeded to clean up the room, being careful not to disturb anyone in the process. About 5 minutes into the cleaning, Ryou swaggered out of the bathroom in a drunken stupor.
"Yuugi mate! You won't believe all the things I've seen...I mean I had no idea Anzu was so flexible..."
OO "Ryou... what the hell are you talking about?"
"...Ow...my head." The boy gripped his head tightly and clenched his eyes. Shadi brought over an ice pack to ease the hangover.
"Kids...don't know how to handle alcohol these days," the spirit grumbled.
"But I only had one beer!"
--; "Yea, and I'm the queen of England," Shadi replied sarcastically.
"NEVER INSULT THE QUEEN! AYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!" Ryou pounced on top of Shadi as they began wrestling on the floor. The passed out Ishtars were now awake and staring at the scuffle.
"Hey Rishid, I'll bet you $5 Shadi kicks his prissy ass."
"I accept your challenge Malik-sama."
"Men, so disgusting" Isis spoke, grimacing at her brother's antics.
"Um Isis...you might want to shower, you smell like ass" Yuugi spoke timidly.
"It was the alcohol! Its not like I have gone a week without bathing" She quickly ran into the bathroom. Yuugi turned back to the fight between Shadi and Ryou.
"SAY IT!"
"NUUUU!! I will not!"
"Say it!!"
"AHHH!! Ahh...I'm the queen's.... the queen's...."
"THE QUEEN'S WHAT?!"
"OW!! I'M THE QUEEN'S BITCH! HAPPY?!"
"Yup"
"It appears you owe me $5 Malik-sama."
"Dammit...who knew Shadi was such a wuss or that Ryou knew kung-fu?" Ryou smiled his boy-ish innocent smile as Shadi slowly rose from the ground rubbing his battered arm. The white-haired brit extended a hand to Shadi, which the man took willingly.
"Sorry mate, I don't know what came over me, no hard feeling?" "You have humiliated a guardian of the pharaoh with ease, I prostrate myself in front of you."
OO;;; "I'm sorry sir, I am not interested in men."
"....It means I bow to you"
"Oh... so nothing gay?"
"No"
"I see..."
"Rishid, what does gay mean?"
"I'll tell you when your older Malik-sama" --; Isis walked out of the bathroom clean, though her hair still remained a bit wet.
"Yuugi, we should hurry." Shadi spoke monotonously, as always.
"I agree, let's hurry Ryou, my Pharaoh," Isis spoke calmly. "Oh yea, please stop staring at my breasts."
"Sorry...but its been a while" Shadi turned away looking red.
"Malik-sama... may I kill that man for staring at Isis-sama?"
"Yes, as long as I get to help" Malik spoke quietly, unsheathing the Sennen rod.
"I'd run if I were you mate..." Ryou spoke to Shadi.
OO "Eep"
"Anf so efewyone, we musft huwy to duh gweat pyramids."
"...What did you just call me Shadi?"
"Yuugi, he just said we must hurry to the pyramids." ; Yuugi and Ryou were sitting next to Shadi in the limo. Malik, Rishid and Isis were sitting on the opposite side. Isis provided the limo, seeing as she was the owner of a traveling Egyptian exhibit and basically supported the entire Ishtar family on her paycheck alone. Rishid took care of the house and Malik...well, Malik made sure the T.V worked properly. Oh yea, Shadi's speech impediment was because of his swollen jaw. His jaw and numerous other injuries were because of Malik and Rishid er... protecting their sister.
"Ryou, are you ready? This will be very difficult." Ryou nodded at Isis as he looked out the window. He was doing all this to get his Yami back, the one who made his life a living hell. To get him back... It seemed that he was family or something. Ryou would never admit it, nor Bakura either, but they both cared for each other, and of course in the family brotherly way, not the crazy yaoi fangirl fanfiction way.
"I'm going to let my dark half out now, see you later Ryou." A flash of light and then Atemu was sitting there in place of Yuugi.
"MY PHARAOH!" Isis and Shadi went into a bow in front of the ancient spirit.
"... How many times do I have to say, don't bow to me anymore."
"Imf sorry mife-"
"Good God Shadi what the hell happened to your face?!" OO
"...I don'f wanf to tawk abouwt it"
"Miss Ishtar, we are there," the limo driver spoke. Everyone emptied out of the limo and looked up at the sphinx.
"Wow...it's so big..." Isis said staring at the huge monument, lifting her dress high enough for Atemu to see under.
"Not quite yet, but almost..." The er...horny/disgusting Pharaoh spoke quietly.
"Huwwy evewyone, its abwout two start!" Shadi lead the gang into the structure, taking them to the top of the head where the challenge would be held. Isis, Rishid and Malik walked calmly and took care to not damage the monument. They had been raised to respect ancient Egyptian relics and this was no different. On the other hand Atemu and Ryou were...
"Hey Yuugi, look! I drew Big Ben! Isn't it good?" The brit pointed at his drawing on the paw of the Sphinx.
"You think that's good Ryou? Look at this, I've got its nose!" Atemu held the nose of the giant structure somehow. It was a miracle it hadn't crushed him, but then again...it was a miracle he was able to remove it. Oo (For all of you who don't know, the real Sphinx is missing its nose)
On top of the head of the sphinx
"So Ryou, did the climb go smoothly for you?" Malik asked.
"Smooth as an ice rink made on a baby's bottom covered in a silk blanket with lotion on top," The brit responded.
Oo "I think you're still a bit hung over..."
"Oh yea?! Well... I think your right..."
"That's pretty damn smooth" Atemu commented.
"Pwease fwiends, it is time two call Wa."
"Call who?" Atemu asked, obviously unable to understand Shadi.
"Wa! Wa!"
"Geez, no need to cry about it..."
--;
"Er... I think he means Ra my pharaoh," Isis said
"Oh! I knew that" ;
"Iwis, teww deh Phawaoh how to summon Wa" Shadi requested.
"To summon Ra, Ryou must intertwine with the holder of wants back-" But before Isis could continue, Yami leapt forward and planted a wet one of Ryou.
OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
"....and they must each chant Ra's name and then bleed blood at the same time....no kissing involved by the way."
"Yea, but I feel my way was more fun" The Pharaoh grinned.
"... Oh God I think I just threw up in my mouth but Yuugi was in my mouth at the time so I'm not sure anymore..."
--; "Suck it up and start chanting Ra."
"Ra Ra shish boom ba!"
"Ow... ok, I'll be serious" Atemu said, rubbing his head tentatively.
"Ra. Ra. Ra. Ra"
"Alright, now on my count of three you each will stab yourselves and bleed. It must be precise or else it won't work. 1....2...3!"
"Ow!"
"Bloody hell I stabbed too early, terribly sorry mate."
"That's alright Ryou, we can try again. 1, 2"
"Sorry, I bled too early this time" ;
--;;;; "Ok, again..."
3 hours later
"I don't think I can go on...lost too much blood..." The two boys were still at it, apparently unable to get it just right.
"That's it!!!!" Isis of course was getting very frustrated. "Rishid! Stab Ryou when I say 3! Malik, stab the pharaoh when I say three! 1 2 3!!!!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"....Malik, I think you stabbed a little to hard"
"...He had it coming" Malik smirked, sheathing the Sennen rod.
"Rishid did a good job, I barely felt it" =D
"Good...for you..." Atemu groaned. Suddenly, the skies turned black and thunder started raining down. A enormous figure descended, with the body of a man but his head was the shape of a falcon. A large headdress with a sun on top stood proudly on the head of Ra. Along with him came various other Gods. One was a human who was wrapped in bandages. Obviously that one was Osiris, god of the underworld. Following Osiris was another God with a falcon shaped head. This ones name was Horus, the god of Pharaohs. The last god to come was the god of embalming and mummification, Anubis, who had a jackal's head on top of a human's body. The ones with Egyptian blood in them went into an immediate bow before the gods and only Ryou remained standing.
"WHO DARES SUMMON THE GOD'S TO EARTH?!" When Ra spoke the sands of Egypt shook with his might.
"I do!" Ryou walked forward timidly. "I uh...challenge the all powerful Ra to a cooking contest in order to have my wish fulfilled!" The powerful God glared at the boy.
"YOU ARE AWARE FAILURE IN THIS WILL RESULT IN YOUR DEATH!?!"
"....yes"
"THEN!" The god of gods took off his headgear and replaced it with a chef's hat. "We will start the Metallic Kitchen Master competition!!!!"
Another chappie done! And in case your wonderin, yes the Metallic Kitchen Master is a parody of Iron chef ;;; Stick around for the next chapter of NROTP!
Shadi: woo will die fwor mwy humiliation!
MU: huh?
Shadi: summons Ammit and kills me
MU: XX