Chapter 3: I Think a Storm's a Comin!
Rain splattered on then deck and Emily screamed and jumped into Josh's arms. Kelley jumped into the fake arms of her sack of potatoes, and Sally squealed with delight and jumped on Jack. Jack screamed in fear of having some weird kid on him and jumped off the ship.
"JACK!" the girls yelled,"NOOOOOO!!!!!" Sally collapsed at losing her beloved Jack, but was glad she still had Joshie.
"Wait a tick, Josh come here!" She yelled.
"Yes love?" he replied
"GO SAVE MY JACKY-POO!" she yelled. "WE'RE OVER! JACK IS THE ONLY....PIRATE FOR ME!"
'But..but...but.....but...FINE" Joshie yelled and dived into the ocean in search of his EX girlfriends beloved NEW pirate MAN!
Emily and Sally cried for they had both lost their guys. Kelley rejoiced 'cause she still had her potatoes. But just then, a dark cloud rolled in and it started raining...dasp..dare I say....it rained...FURBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The three girls screamed and jumped. Emily and Sally landed on the deck, cause their guys were at the bottom of Davy jones' locker, but Kelley landed on her potatoes once again.
(A/N: maybe I should start dating potatoes. Obiviously, they're MUCH more reliable than guys.)
Just then, Josh climbed up the side of the ship with Jack and Inu - chan. And the incredibly weird trio rejoiced.
"JACKY POO!" Sally screamed and she jumped into his arms. " PROTECT ME FROM THE EVIL FURBIES!"
"THAT'S CAPTAIN JACKY POO TO YOU LASS!" he yelled, unsheathing his sword and slaying the furbies that attacked him.
There was much blood in this battle and unfortunetly, Josh was lost. After he died, Kelley chucked flaming potatoes at him. Then she relized she was burning her beloved potatoes and screamed, jumping into Emily's arms. Emily screamed and jumped into Inu-Chan's arms, who jumped into Jack's arms, who jumped into Sally's arms, who collapsed under the weight of all of her friends, minus the now decieced ex-boyfriend, Josh.
"OW!" Sally yelled from the bottom of the pile. The rest followed in suit, and soon there was a lovely chorus of "OW"'s from the deck of the Pearl. Just then, the potatoes that hadn't been burned yet got up and started dancing around and singing a rousing chorus of Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pirate's Life For Me.
"I LOVE THIS SONG!" Jack and Sally yelled in unison. Soon they had joined the circle of dancing potatoes and were enjoying themselves greatly. Drunk on invisible rum, the two promptly started making out and the potatoes jumped off the ship in pure disgust.
Kelley,depressed at the loss of all of her beloved potatoes burst into tears, and soon Bacon appeared on the seen.
"I'm sorry darling! I didn't mean to hurt you! Please take me back and let us partake in the making out after making up."
"hmm..let me think about that for a minute." she said.
Emily spoke up. " Your batteries weren't included were they?"
Sally followed suit. " I dont know what your problem is but it's hard to pronounce."
Jack spoke up as well. " I have an idear love, how 'bout we partake in the making out of the beginning of a new .....thing..."
" SURE!" she yelled as she jumped onto Jack.
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End of chappie! yay!
Rain splattered on then deck and Emily screamed and jumped into Josh's arms. Kelley jumped into the fake arms of her sack of potatoes, and Sally squealed with delight and jumped on Jack. Jack screamed in fear of having some weird kid on him and jumped off the ship.
"JACK!" the girls yelled,"NOOOOOO!!!!!" Sally collapsed at losing her beloved Jack, but was glad she still had Joshie.
"Wait a tick, Josh come here!" She yelled.
"Yes love?" he replied
"GO SAVE MY JACKY-POO!" she yelled. "WE'RE OVER! JACK IS THE ONLY....PIRATE FOR ME!"
'But..but...but.....but...FINE" Joshie yelled and dived into the ocean in search of his EX girlfriends beloved NEW pirate MAN!
Emily and Sally cried for they had both lost their guys. Kelley rejoiced 'cause she still had her potatoes. But just then, a dark cloud rolled in and it started raining...dasp..dare I say....it rained...FURBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The three girls screamed and jumped. Emily and Sally landed on the deck, cause their guys were at the bottom of Davy jones' locker, but Kelley landed on her potatoes once again.
(A/N: maybe I should start dating potatoes. Obiviously, they're MUCH more reliable than guys.)
Just then, Josh climbed up the side of the ship with Jack and Inu - chan. And the incredibly weird trio rejoiced.
"JACKY POO!" Sally screamed and she jumped into his arms. " PROTECT ME FROM THE EVIL FURBIES!"
"THAT'S CAPTAIN JACKY POO TO YOU LASS!" he yelled, unsheathing his sword and slaying the furbies that attacked him.
There was much blood in this battle and unfortunetly, Josh was lost. After he died, Kelley chucked flaming potatoes at him. Then she relized she was burning her beloved potatoes and screamed, jumping into Emily's arms. Emily screamed and jumped into Inu-Chan's arms, who jumped into Jack's arms, who jumped into Sally's arms, who collapsed under the weight of all of her friends, minus the now decieced ex-boyfriend, Josh.
"OW!" Sally yelled from the bottom of the pile. The rest followed in suit, and soon there was a lovely chorus of "OW"'s from the deck of the Pearl. Just then, the potatoes that hadn't been burned yet got up and started dancing around and singing a rousing chorus of Yo Ho Yo Ho a Pirate's Life For Me.
"I LOVE THIS SONG!" Jack and Sally yelled in unison. Soon they had joined the circle of dancing potatoes and were enjoying themselves greatly. Drunk on invisible rum, the two promptly started making out and the potatoes jumped off the ship in pure disgust.
Kelley,depressed at the loss of all of her beloved potatoes burst into tears, and soon Bacon appeared on the seen.
"I'm sorry darling! I didn't mean to hurt you! Please take me back and let us partake in the making out after making up."
"hmm..let me think about that for a minute." she said.
Emily spoke up. " Your batteries weren't included were they?"
Sally followed suit. " I dont know what your problem is but it's hard to pronounce."
Jack spoke up as well. " I have an idear love, how 'bout we partake in the making out of the beginning of a new .....thing..."
" SURE!" she yelled as she jumped onto Jack.
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End of chappie! yay!