Chapter 2: The Deku Tree
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda but I do play it!
Corey: Great Deku Tree I have brought the on you have requested.
DT: Damn it! He has no weapon!
Link: Yes I do!
DT: No you don't!
-24 hours later-
Link: Yes I do!
DT: Fine!
Link: Now let me into you!
DT: Pay 59.95!
Link: Why?
Navi: It is the entrance fee!
Link: You are a con artist!
DT: Fine 39.95 and a bag of candy from the store!
Link: 19.95 and 10 Deku Nuts!
DT: Deal!
Link pays and goes inside.
A strange voice: Welcome to the inside of the Great Deku Tree!
SV: Please enjoy the tour!
Kid: Look mommy a freak!
Link: At least I have teeth!
Link gets in elevator.
Link: Damn kid!
Link: I am hungry!
Navi: Don't eat me!
Link: Great idea!
Link eats Navi