Chapter 7: Goron Mountain
Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda.
Link: Ooh look! A giant chocolate boulder!
Navi: That is not a giant chocolate boulder!
Link: Opens mouth and tries to swallow it whole.
Navi: You need to go on the Atkins diet now!
Link: No! No! No! No!
Link throws a temper tantrum.
Link: This sucks on ice!
Link: Wait...
Link eats Navi!
Yes I know it was a short chapter but R&R please!
Next update soon!