Session 11: The Starlights
* While Usagi and Haruka search the world for Hotaru, Seiya, Yaten, and Taiki arrive in Japan, except now they're not looking for their princess.
SEIYA: So, why did you two drag me to this shit-hole?
YATEN: We've made a decision.
TAIKI: Yes, that's right. We've decided to become. (Long silence) 100% male.
SEIYA: But why?
YATEN: We want to feel what men fell, and mess with ourselves the way men do.
SEIYA: Why don't we just stay in disguise?
TAIKI: We've tried, but the feeling isn't there. We can pull and jack all we want, nothing will happen.
YATEN: And besides, being men will let us experiment differently here.
SEIYA: Differently how?
YATEN: By dating women.
SEIYA: But wouldn't that make you a lesbian?
TAIKI: No, because "technically" we're men.
SEIYA: But wouldn't us being men make us transgender?
YATEN: .Yes.
SEIYA: All right, just making sure you knew what you were doing.
* Usagi and Haruka are in China.
USAGI: What makes you sure Hotaru's here?
HARUKA: I got a vibe coming from the south.
USAGI: Okay, one: China's to the EAST of Japan, and two: I think that the vibe is coming from "your" south.
HARUKA: You might be right, but what should I do?
USAGI: Well, when was the last time you blew?
HARUKA: About three weeks ago.
USAGI: Well, there you go. Sheesh, don't you know proper penis handling skills?
HARUKA: No.
USAGI: A man is "properly" supposed to do it once a day. However, some do it more than once, and some less. That is not very healthy, because once a day will increase your life span.
HARUKA: Interesting. But anyway, where do we look for Hotaru.
USAGI: Oh my Gaw! There she is!
HARUKA: Are you sure, that looks like a prostitute.
USAGI: I'm positive! No one has those kinds of tits. I remember, because one day I walked in on Chibiusa and Hotaru messing around.
* Usagi and Haruka run to the prostitute, who turned out to be Hotaru. The three packed up and went back to Japan.
USAGI: So Hotaru, how was your stay in China?
HOTARU: It was okay. One guy actually paid me to go to the back of a building. Boy was that good.
HARUKA: Hey Usagi, isn't that Seiya?
USAGI: It is! Hi Seiya!
SEIYA: Usagi? Hi!
* Usagi greets Seiya and the other two starlights.
YATEN: So what've you been up to?
USAGI: Haruka and I are married, and Hotaru's a prostitute.
TAIKI: Cool, so where can we find a plastic surgeon?
USAGI: Oh, I know a great place. It's near here. The doctor there is a miracle worker. He did this penis on Haruka.
YATEN: Wow, that's a powerful bulge.
HARUKA: Want to see it underneath?
YATEN: Do I!
* Yaten grabs Haruka, breaks into a car, and lets the good times roll. Meanwhile, Seiya, Taiki, Usagi and Hotaru go to the plastic surgery shop.
DOCTOR: Ah, welcome back Usagi.
SEIYA: He knows you?
USAGI: Yeah. he sort of. "met" me before.
SEIYA: Oh, all right.
DOCTOR: What can I do you for, I mean, what can I do for you?
SEIYA: We wanna become men!
DOCTOR: All three of you?
USAGI: Three, there's four of us.
DOCTOR: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought the little one was a boy.
HOTARU: How dare you. That's so rude! (She takes a lamp and breaks it over his face.)
* The doctor limps into his office and performs the surgeries on Seiya and Taiki; he comes out nine hours later, tired.
DOCTOR: How do you like it?
SEIYA: I love. What the fucks that?
DOCTOR: That, oh I'm sorry, I accidentally ran out of penises, so I put there a carrot instead,
TAIKI: You did it to me too!
DOCTOR: Yes, but if it makes you feel better, your surgeries are free.
SEIYA: Well, do they at least work right?
DOCTOR: Oh yes, they're just like real penises.
SEIYA: All right then. Bye.
* Seiya and the others leave the shop. Yaten comes with Haruka.
YATEN: You guys are men?
SEIYA: Yeah, where were you?
YATEN: Well, Haruka gave me the best ever.
TAIKI: It seems you just lost out big time.
YATEN: No!
* The six stand there at on the sidewalk. Meanwhile, a little person comes floating from the sky, with an umbrella.
USAGI: Hey, who's that?
To be comtinued.
* While Usagi and Haruka search the world for Hotaru, Seiya, Yaten, and Taiki arrive in Japan, except now they're not looking for their princess.
SEIYA: So, why did you two drag me to this shit-hole?
YATEN: We've made a decision.
TAIKI: Yes, that's right. We've decided to become. (Long silence) 100% male.
SEIYA: But why?
YATEN: We want to feel what men fell, and mess with ourselves the way men do.
SEIYA: Why don't we just stay in disguise?
TAIKI: We've tried, but the feeling isn't there. We can pull and jack all we want, nothing will happen.
YATEN: And besides, being men will let us experiment differently here.
SEIYA: Differently how?
YATEN: By dating women.
SEIYA: But wouldn't that make you a lesbian?
TAIKI: No, because "technically" we're men.
SEIYA: But wouldn't us being men make us transgender?
YATEN: .Yes.
SEIYA: All right, just making sure you knew what you were doing.
* Usagi and Haruka are in China.
USAGI: What makes you sure Hotaru's here?
HARUKA: I got a vibe coming from the south.
USAGI: Okay, one: China's to the EAST of Japan, and two: I think that the vibe is coming from "your" south.
HARUKA: You might be right, but what should I do?
USAGI: Well, when was the last time you blew?
HARUKA: About three weeks ago.
USAGI: Well, there you go. Sheesh, don't you know proper penis handling skills?
HARUKA: No.
USAGI: A man is "properly" supposed to do it once a day. However, some do it more than once, and some less. That is not very healthy, because once a day will increase your life span.
HARUKA: Interesting. But anyway, where do we look for Hotaru.
USAGI: Oh my Gaw! There she is!
HARUKA: Are you sure, that looks like a prostitute.
USAGI: I'm positive! No one has those kinds of tits. I remember, because one day I walked in on Chibiusa and Hotaru messing around.
* Usagi and Haruka run to the prostitute, who turned out to be Hotaru. The three packed up and went back to Japan.
USAGI: So Hotaru, how was your stay in China?
HOTARU: It was okay. One guy actually paid me to go to the back of a building. Boy was that good.
HARUKA: Hey Usagi, isn't that Seiya?
USAGI: It is! Hi Seiya!
SEIYA: Usagi? Hi!
* Usagi greets Seiya and the other two starlights.
YATEN: So what've you been up to?
USAGI: Haruka and I are married, and Hotaru's a prostitute.
TAIKI: Cool, so where can we find a plastic surgeon?
USAGI: Oh, I know a great place. It's near here. The doctor there is a miracle worker. He did this penis on Haruka.
YATEN: Wow, that's a powerful bulge.
HARUKA: Want to see it underneath?
YATEN: Do I!
* Yaten grabs Haruka, breaks into a car, and lets the good times roll. Meanwhile, Seiya, Taiki, Usagi and Hotaru go to the plastic surgery shop.
DOCTOR: Ah, welcome back Usagi.
SEIYA: He knows you?
USAGI: Yeah. he sort of. "met" me before.
SEIYA: Oh, all right.
DOCTOR: What can I do you for, I mean, what can I do for you?
SEIYA: We wanna become men!
DOCTOR: All three of you?
USAGI: Three, there's four of us.
DOCTOR: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought the little one was a boy.
HOTARU: How dare you. That's so rude! (She takes a lamp and breaks it over his face.)
* The doctor limps into his office and performs the surgeries on Seiya and Taiki; he comes out nine hours later, tired.
DOCTOR: How do you like it?
SEIYA: I love. What the fucks that?
DOCTOR: That, oh I'm sorry, I accidentally ran out of penises, so I put there a carrot instead,
TAIKI: You did it to me too!
DOCTOR: Yes, but if it makes you feel better, your surgeries are free.
SEIYA: Well, do they at least work right?
DOCTOR: Oh yes, they're just like real penises.
SEIYA: All right then. Bye.
* Seiya and the others leave the shop. Yaten comes with Haruka.
YATEN: You guys are men?
SEIYA: Yeah, where were you?
YATEN: Well, Haruka gave me the best ever.
TAIKI: It seems you just lost out big time.
YATEN: No!
* The six stand there at on the sidewalk. Meanwhile, a little person comes floating from the sky, with an umbrella.
USAGI: Hey, who's that?
To be comtinued.