Winter: Hi there everyone and welcome to the next chapter of "A Walk In Each Other's Shoes!" If that's even the title -.-
Wisdom: You poor, poor thing...
Winter: SHUT UP I'M SORRY THAT I HAVE A SHORT MEMORY SPAN!!!!!!!!!
Wisdom: Err...
Winter: NOW DO THAT DISCLAIMER OR RADIOACTIVE SQUIRRELS WILL EAT YOUR SHOES! (By the curacy of Korina)
Wisdom: Err I don't have shoes.
Winter: That's because they already eat them baka.
Wisdom: ::Falls over::
Winter: Err...I don't own the cast of YYH, Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony, Todd a.k.a Capoon and Freckles a.k.a Tenka.
Chapter Four: Autumn & The Evil Lamppost
Everyone was walking back to back to Flash's house since they finished eating and got coffees to go. Hiei and Kuwabara were happily eating their sweet snow. There was snow on the ground from the night before. Autumn was wearing a black coat with a black hat, gloves and scarf. Flash was wearing a black coat with black gloves and a black scarf with flames on it. Todd and a teal coat on with black gloves. Hiei was wearing Kuwabara's blue winter coat and gloves, Kurama and Yusuke there winter coats and Kuwabara was wearing Hiei's normla black cloak.As everyone was walking a car almost hit Flash but Todd pulled her to the side before it did. The person in the car rolled down the window and gave them the middle finger. Flash turned around and started yelling curses at the car.
"This isn't a good omen, perhaps we should eat our socks," said Autumn.
"WHY YOU STUPID MOTHER..."
A car goes by beeping its horn.
"WHY DON'T YOU GO AND..."
Truck horn: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP
Todd covers Flash's mouth with his hand. "Flash there are children."
Flash looked up at him glaring.
"It's not nice to curse in front of little kids and the car is gone," said Todd pointing at all the mothers with their kinds giving her nasty looks.
Flash pushed Todd's hand away and glared at the other people. The people started walking again. They started to walk again when Flash out of nowhere said.
"FEAR ME MORTALS FOR THIS IS MY THIRD CUP OF COFFEE MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," she said then coughed. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Autumn took a deep breath.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled the started to run around in circles.
Everyone stared at her. Autumn then crashed into a lamppost.
Autumn: .0
Autumn got up and glared at the lamppost. "EVIL LAMPPOST! I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY FOOT OF SMELLY DOOM NESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled then kicked it.
Everyone: 0.o
Autumn paused and blinked.
"Isn't that supposed to hurt?" asked Todd.
The pain finally registered in her brain.
"ITAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Autumn hoping around on one foot holding the other. She stopped and glared at lamppost again then pointed and hissed. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone: 0.o
"STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!"
The lamppost did nothing.
"I AM NOT A BAKA KITSUNE!!!!!!!!!!"
"Err Autumn..." said Kurama.
"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!"
"It's not doing anything," said Todd.
"How can you not hear it?" asked Autumn. "Are your ears ok?"
"Err cause its not saying anything," said Flash.
"Yeah there fine," said Todd.
"YES IT IS!!!" yelled Autumn. "SEE! IT SAID IT AGAIN!"
Everyone: 0.o
Lamppost still did nothing.
"TAKE THAT BACK!!!" yelled Autumn pointing at the post.
Todd holds out straightjacket. "C'mon girl wanna go in the jacket?"
"NO!" yelled Autumn.
"I DO!!!!!!!" said Flash jumping up and down.
Autumn's eye was rapidly twitching.
"But I thought you like straight jackets..." said Todd.
"No Flash does!!!!" yelled Flash jumping up and down in front of Todd.
"Noooooooooo. I have stuff to do..." said Autumn.
"Such as?" asked Kurama.
"LIKE DESTROYING THIS EVIL LAMPPOST!!!!!" answered Autumn then ran off.
Kurama: 0.o;;;
Autumn came back a few minutes later with a cage labeled "Live Vicious animal. Beware." Autumn smirked and opened the cage. "ATTACK!"
A beaver came out of the cage slowly. Everyone falls over anime style. The beaver looked around.
"A beaver?" asked Yusuke.
Autumn laughs insanely.
Everyone: 0.o;;;;
The lamppost did nothing.
"NO! TAKE IT BACK!!!!!! I AM NOT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Autumn.
Beaver: 0.o
"ATTACK MY BEAVER MINION OF FURRY DOOM!" yelled Autumn pointing at the lamppost.
The beaver blinked and fell asleep. Everyone fell over anime style.
"That's some killer beaver," said Hiei.
"And I paid a lot of money for it too..." said Autumn with teary eyes.
A random guy runs up to her. "NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!! YOU STOLE IT! THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone got up. Autumn whacks random guy with a book. Random guy falls into a sewer unconscious.
Flash looks down. "Err Autumn..."
The lamppost still isn't doing anything.
"BAKA!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT IN TROUBLE!!" yelled Autumn.
"I never said you were," said Kuwabara dumbly.
Autumn picked up beaver. "You didn't but it did!!!!"
Autumn pulls beaver's tail making a chainsaw noise start.
"Beavers can do that?!" asked Yusuke amazed.
"Not really but in a world of fan fiction yes it can," answered Flash.
Autumn moved beaver towards lamppost. She laughed insanely as the beaver starts to chew through the lamppost. Suddenly a metal clang noise is heard. Chainsaw noise stoped. Autumn blinked and shook beaver. The beaver pulled out a contract. (In beaver language)
"According to my contract I am allowed a break for morning tea," it said.
"Gimme that!" said Autumn taking the contract and reading it over. She growled and threw beaver into a pile of snow.
Autumn pokes the lamppost. She blinked. "No way! ITS MADE OF METAL!!!"
"No shit Sherlock!" said Flash.
"You just realized that?" asked Hiei.
"EEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hissed Autumn then ran off again. She comes back with one of those flame thrower things. "EVIL!!!!!!!!!!"
Autumn put on the mask and moved fire towards lamppost. The Fire bounced off lamppost and burned her to a crisp.
Autumn: .
Autumn gets up and shook it off. "I WILL DESTROY IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!!!"
"It just might," muttered Flash.
Everyone nodded.
"And judging by the way things are going it probably will be..." said Autumn.
"Never," answered Todd.
Everyone gave a big sigh.
"All right...If I were an evil metal lamppost of lampy doomness what would my weakness be...?" asked Autumn to herself as she sat down cross-legged to think.
"Can we go now?" whined Kuwabara.
"Just forget the lamppost," said Kurama.
"NO!" yelled Autumn. "IT MADE FUN OF ME!!!"
"Okay, okay."
"IT MUST PAY!!!!!!!!!!"
"So then make it pay," said Todd.
Autumn smirks evilly then grabed Yusuke and bashed his head into the lamppost. Yusuke's extremely hardhead left a dent in the metal. Autumn laughs insanely and bashed Yusuke's head into the post again. Everyone stood and watched.
"Some body help me..." said Yusuke.
"Err....maybe that's not such a good idea..." said Kurama.
Autumn hissed at Kurama.
Kurama: .;;;
Autumn bashed Yusuke's head into the post again. Yusuke wound up flying backwards and landing next to the beaver that is now drinking tea. The lamppost magically healed itself.
Everyone: O.O
"GAH! EVIL!!!" yelled Flash as she got up and went over to the post. "YOU BITCH WE'RE TRYING TO GET HER AWAY FROM YOU!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she yelled taking out her metal pipe and started hitting it.
Autumn blinked. "That's not working..."
The lamppost was completely fine. Todd walked over to Flash picked her up and carried her away from the lamppost.
"GAH! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No this is fun" smirked Todd.
"I kill you!"
"So then I die happy."
Autumn looked around for new victim. She grabed Kuwabara and took off his bandana. "USE YOUR EYE!!! DESTROY IT!!!!!!!!"
"No give that back!" yelled Kuwabara trying to get it.
Autumn fed it to a squirrel that convulsed and died.
"You baka he can't use my Jagan!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Hiei.
Autumn blinks stupidly. Then remembered. "Oh yeah."
"How did you become friends with her?" asked Todd to Flash who he was still holding.
"Err been friends for many years," said Flash still squirming.
Autumn slameds Kuwabara's head into the post leaving a large bruise on his head. Then looked around for another victim.
"AUTUMN!" yelled Hiei. "DON'T KILL MY BODY! KILL HIS." He ran into the lamppost.
Autumn blinked. "Doesn't that hurt?"
Hiei falls to the ground.
Kurama ran over. "HIEI! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!?"
"Baka! HE'S UNCONSCIOUS! OF COURSE HE'S NOT ALRIGHT!!!" yelled Autumn.
"Hewo mommy," said Hiei hugging Kurama's leg.
"ACK!" yelled Kurama. "GET HIM AWAY!!!!" He kicked his head.
Flash points and laughs still being help by Todd.
Hiei fell back. Kurama got up and sighed. Autumn got an idea and pointed at Kurama.
"YOU ARE MY NEXT VICTIM!!!!!!" she said.
"RUN KURAMA RUN" yelled Todd.
But...you wouldn't hurt me would you?" he asked Autumn.
Autumn starts searching Kurama's hair for his rose. She pulled out a toothbrush. "Nope." Chucks it. Pulled out a spoon. "Nope." Chucks it.Everyone: 0.o
She pulled out a book. "Nope." Chucks it.
"Err Kurama why is there a spoon in your hair?" asked Hiei.
"So that's where my spoon went..." said Kurama.
Hiei: 0.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Autumn pulled out a lamp. "Nope..." Chucks it. Pulls out toothpaste, "DO YOU HAVE AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION IN YOUR HAIR OR SOMETHING?!?"
"My stepbrother thinks its funny to put things in my hair when I'm not looking...." said Kurama.
Autumn blinked.
Autumn finally pulled out the rose. "AH HA! I FOUND IT!" She Turned it into a rose whip and points it at the lamppost. "YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!"
Lamppost does nothing.
"STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN TOO DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!" Swings rose whip at lamppost. Cuts lamppost in half.
Lamppost fell over. Autumn laughed insanely. The lamppost crashed through the roof of someone's house.
Random person: MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
"Good job," said Flash.
Autumn laughed. The lamppost magically got up and put itself back together. Autumn points at lamppost. "DID YOU SEE THAT?!? IT PUT ITSELF BACK TOGETHER!!!!!! ITS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kurama took his rose back. "Maybe we should leave?"
"NO! I MUST DESTROY THE VILE FIEND!!!!!!!!!" yelled Autumn.
Todd and Flash were having there own conversation.
"Can you put me down?"
"No."
"Now?"
"Nope."
".....what about now?"
"Nope."
"Now?"
"Nope."
"Kuso."
"I really didn't want to do this but...You leave me no choice..." said Kurama. He knocked Autumn unconscious and carryed her off to the others.
Yusuke woke up and ran off after them. "WAIT FOR ME!!!"
Autumn woke up suddenly. "GAH! KURAMA YOU EVIL FOX BOY!!!!!!!! I KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!" She jumped up and pushed him into the snow. Then ran back to lamppost. Kurama gots up. Yusuke pointed and laughed. Flash pointed and laughed too.
Autumn clawed at the lamppost. "I will destroy you!" She grabed a snow shovel and started to digging around the post. "I MUST DIG UP ITS ROOTS!!!!!!!!"
"Lampposts don't have roots..." said Kurama.
Autumn put a finger up to lips. "Shh...it doesn't know that..."
Kurama: 0.o;;;
Laughter is heard ringing through the air. Autumn glared and pointed at lamppost. "STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!"
Dark figure sitting on top of lamppost laughed even harder. Autumn whacked lamppost with the shovel. "I SAID STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!"
The guy sitting on lamppost laughed so hard he fell off and landed in a pile of snow nearby. Autumn blinked. "Wow...a rather large bird fell out of the sky...and for some reason the lamppost isn't laughing anymore..."
"BAKA ITS A PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Flash squirming.
Autumn noticed a dragon tail sticking out of the pile of snow. "GAH! THE BIRD HAS A DRAGON TAIL!!!! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!"
Kurama walked over to the snow pile. "Hello?"
The tail twitched. Autumn poked the tail with the shovel. "If only we had a shovel to dig it out with..."
Kurama pointed at the shovel. "And what's that?"
Autumn looked at the shovel. "WOW! WHERE'D THIS SHOVEL COME FROM?!?" She looked up. "IF ONLY I HAD A MILLION KURAMA KEY CHAINS!!!"
Snow fell out of a tree and landed on top of her. Her hand holding shovel was sticking out of the snow. "Little help?"
"Hmmm," thought Flash. "Only if you promise to leave the lamppost alone."
"NO! THE POST MUST PAY!"
"Then we won't help you," said Flash still trying to get out of Todd's grasp.
"But...she could get sick..." said Kurama.
"Well errr..."
Kurama walked over to help her.
"She has to promise to forget the post."
Kurama pulled her out of the snow.
"YAY!" yelled Autumn. "THANK YOU KURAMA!!!! YOU'RE SO NICE!!!" she hugged him.
"Nice people suck," said Hiei.
The dragon tail twitched again. Autumn kneeled down and grabed the tail and pulled it really hard.
"GAH!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM MY TAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled the voice.
"THE BIRD TALKS!!!!!!!!!" said Autumn.
"I'M NOT A BIRD YOU BAKA KITSUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Autumn glared.
"Uh oh," said Flash.
Autumn pulled the tail again.
"BAKA KITSUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled the voice.
"There is only one person in all of the three worlds that calls me a baka Kitsune every four seconds..." said Autumn. "ZERO YOU BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN NINGENKAI?!?"
End Chapter:
Winter: CLIFF HANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ::cough:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.Wisdom: Yes err well...
Winter: WILL AUTUMN EVER LEAVE THE LAMPPOST ALONE? WILL FLASH EVER GET OUT OF TODD'S ARMS? WHO IS THIS ZERO GUY? WILL KUWABARA AND HIEI EVER GET THEIR BODIES BACK? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON "A WALK IN EACH OTHER'S SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ::Spins around in computer chair::
Wisdom: No more Speed Racer for you.
Winter: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MAY THE SPORKS BE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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