Winter: Hi there and welcome to the next chapter of "A Walk In Each Other's Shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wisdom: If you are wondering Dream helped with this chapter and the one before.
Winter: Yup! So give her credit too! Now do the Disclaimer!
Wisdom: ::Sighs:: Winter doesn't own the cast of YYH, Autumn a.k.a Phantom Harmony, Freckles a.k.a Tenka and Todd a.k.a Capoon.
Winter: On with the story!!!!!
Chapter Five: Autumn's Plans Go Wrong!:
"Zero? I sn't he.... nope never mind doesn't ring a bell" said Flash."Well dig me out and I'll tell you..." said the voice.
"Okee dokee!" said Autumn as she shoved the shovel into the snow pile.
"ITAI!!!!!!!!! WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Zero.
"Maybe I should dig him out?" asked Kurama.
Autumn hissed at him.
"Never mind...."
Autumn started laughing like a maniac and stabbing the snow with the shovel.
"BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME YOU BAKA KITSUNE?!?" yelled Zero.
Autumn switched to doggy mode. She droped the shovel and started digging at the snow with her hands. Her tongue was hanging out of her mouth.
Zero was finally able to stand up. He glared at Autumn. "YOU ARE INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zero was dressed in a pair of black pants with a dark blue tanktop that has frayed edges. He had a brown leather belt to hold his sword in and black shoes. He closed his cloak around him to hide his sword. He has black hair with silver strips and glared at Autumn with his red and violet eyes.
Autumn nodded. "Yeah and?"
"I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE WOLF BEING MORE OF A PSYCHO THEN YOU!!!!!!" said Zero.
"She's come to that fact a long time ago," said Hiei.
Flash had no idea what they are talking about.
In Flash's mind:
::Hiei chibis dancing::
Zero blinked and looked at Flash and Todd. "Who are these people?"
"I'm Flash a.k.a in spirit world Lioness and this Todd a.k.a in spirit world Capoon," answered Flash glaring at Todd who still had her.
"Lioness and Capoon?!? Wait...no I don't care. Not important people anymore," spat Zero.
Flash points at Zero and send a lightning bolt at him. "Lioness got her powers back."
"GAH!" he yelled. He pointed and hissed. "DAMN YOU!"
Flash: =)
Autumn pointed at Zero. "So what are you doing here?"
"I was trying to escape from my sister. Then I saw you over here and decided to see if I could mess with your mind a bit...did you honestly believe a lamppost was laughing at you?" said Zero with a shrug.
Autumn nodded.
"Did you even have to ask that?" asked Hiei.
"So...how did you make the lamppost regenerate itself?" asked Autumn.
"Just a few tricks I picked up when I was under Youko's care," said Zero with an other shrug.
Autumn nodded but hasn't heard a word of what he said.
In Autumn's mind:
::Muffins are dancing and singing::
"Do you have permission to be here?" asked Kurama.
"No but it doesn't really matter?" asked Zero.
"Yes, yes it does matter," said Kurama.
"Aww is Kurama playing by the rules?" teased Flash who was still trying to get out of Todd's arms. "GAH DAMN YOU PUT ME DOWN!"
Kurama glared at Flash.
"BEAVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Autumn as she ran over and hugged beaver.
"Is it just me or has she gotten crazier since the last time I saw her?" asked Zero blinking.
"I didn't know she could get crazier!" said Flash.
"That's cuz Harmony's sleeping so she isn't yelling at me for acting like and idiot!" said Autumn.
"Eh..."
"SO I CAN MAKE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL FOOL OUT OF MYSELF!!!!!!!!!! AND SHE'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Autumn laughing insanely.
Everyone's sweet dropped.
Harmony woke up. 'What the hell is with the yelling?!?'
Autumn blinked and got quiet. 'I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR!!!!!!!!'
'What didn't you do?' asked/thought Harmony again.
'DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T YELL AT A LAMPPOST!'
'HAVE YOU BEEN MAKING A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?!?'
'NO!!!!! I WASN'T!'
'WHERE THE HELL DID THIS BEAVER COME FROM?!?'
Autumn gave an innocent smile. 'The zoo?'
'That's it! NO MORE CONTROL FOR YOU!'
Harmony took over but didn't transform. Harmony droped the beaver. "Baka ningen half..."
Kurama: .;;;
Zero: ::Blink blink::
"What?" asked Harmony. "Wait hold that thought..."
Inside the mind of the psycho:
'I WANNA BE IN CONTROL AGAIN!!!!!!' cried/thought Autumn.
'NO!'
'Why?!?'
'You made a fool out of us!'
'So?!?'
Autumn jumped up and down like a baby. Harmony's ear twitched. 'Stop that.'
'MONGOOSE!'
Outside:
Autumn is just standing there with a spaced out expression. Kurama waved his hand in front of her face. "Hello?"
"I don't think she's home," said Todd.
"Well you are...NOW PUT ME DOWN!" yelled Flash.
Todd sighed. "Fine." He put her down and whraped his arm around her waste.
"GAH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS SOOOOO CLOSE!!!!!" said Flash fake crying.
Zero looked around. "Anything interesting happen recently?"
"Well...Hiei and Kuwabara switched bodies..." answered Kurama.
Zero pointed at Kuwabara's body. "So that's Hiei?"
"Sadly yes," answered Hiei.
Zero pointed and laughed.
Hiei: -.-
"How's it feel to finally be able to look people in the eye?" asked Zero. "Not that they'd want to look you in the eye!" Zero started laughing again.
Hiei: -.-
"ITS TOO HIDEOUS TO LOOK AT!" yelled Zero. He gagged then turned away.
Yusuke also started to laugh. Hiei glared at them.
"ITS NOT MY FAULT HE'S SO FUCKING UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled.
"HEY!!!!! I THINK I LOOK HOT!!!!" yelled Kuwabara
Flash started to gag. Zero and Yusuke stopped laughing.
Back in Autumn's mind:
'...everybody's nerves! I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes bum bum bum!'
Harmony was curled in a ball rocking back and forth sucking her thumb.
'I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves!'
'ALL RIGHT!!!!! YOU CAN BE IN CONTROL AGAIN!!!!!!!!'
Autumn: .
Outside again:
Autumn laughed insanely. "I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She fell on ground and starts rolling in the snow. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zero blinked blankly at her. So did people that were walking by.
"We don't know her," said Flash making Todd take a few paces back.
Autumn grabs hold of Kuwabara in Hiei's body's leg and bit his foot. "I WANT YOUR SHOE!!!!!!!!!!" She bit him again.
"OW!!!!!!!!! GET HER AWAY!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kuwabara. "THAT HURTS!!!!!!!!"
"Get her away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Hiei.
"What's in it for us?" asked Zero.
"I will spare you lives when I take over the world."
Autumn bit again and pulled his shoe off his foot. "I GOT THE SHOE!!!!!!!!" She stuck his bare foot into snow.
"COLD!!!!!!" screamed Kuwabara.
"My poor body..." said Hiei.
Autumn was now running in circles waving the shoe in the air.
"MY FOOT'S GOING NUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kuwabara.
"Err...Autumn? Perhaps you should give back the shoe?" asked Kurama.
Autumn hissed and glared at him. "MINE!!!!!!" She ran over to a pile of snow and buried it. Then ran back and bit the other leg.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Kuwabara.
"SHOE!!!!!!!!!!"
Flash sighed. "Your not going to let me go are you?"
"Nope!" said Todd smiling like an idiot.
Autumn bit Kuwabara's leg and shook it like a dog.
"LEAVE MY BODY ALONE!!!! KILL HIS!!!" yelled Hiei running up to Autumn.
Autumn glared at him and her eye started twitching. She then attacked Hiei. She bit, scratched and hissed at Hiei. She suddenly stopped. "EWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!! IT TASTES ICKY!!!!!!!!!!"
Autumn gagged and fell on the ground twitching. She got up and went back over to Kuwabara. She took the shoe and threw it. The shoe landed in a speeding truck. Autumn started laughing insanely.
"FAREWELL SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!," she yelled. "WE WILL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!"
"MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Hiei. "AUTUMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Autumn blinked. "What?"
Kurama: -.-;;;
Hiei: -.-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
"Hiei don't yell at her," said Kurama.
"But she threw my shoe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"And?"
Hiei: -.-
"Get another shoe."
"Umm...my foot is turning blue..." said Kuwabara looking at his feet. "Is it supposed to do that?"
"No my foot is turning blue," said Hiei,. "GET IT OUT OF THE SNOW!!!"
"Oh..." said Kuwabara just sitting there doing nothing.
"NOW BAKA NINGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Hiei.
Kuwabara blinked stupidly at him.
Autumn poked at Hiei's cloak. "You know...we can sell this for a lot of money..."
"No," said Hiei.
"I CAN SELL THE SHOE!" yelled Autumn. Then went to find it. "Err...where did I bury it again?"
"You threw it at a truck," answered Flash glaring up at Todd.
"No, no the other shoe," answered Autumn.
"AHHHH!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY FEET!!!!!!!!" yelled Kuwabara.
"FLASH DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Hiei.
"Err...I kinda can't..." she said pointing up at Todd who still had his arms around her smiling like an idiot.
"Oh, oh!" said Autumn. "I know what to do!!!!!! ME! ME! PICK ME!"
Hiei looked at everyone else who was looking around to show they didn't want to or couldn't he sighed. "Fine..."
"LET'S DO THE CHICKEN DANCE!" yelled Autumn then started dancing.
Everyone: O.o;;;;
Kuwabara got up to dance but fell down again because his feet are numb.
Autumn stopped suddenly. "WE CAN GET KUWABARA TO DO EMBARRASSING THINGS WHILE IN HIEI'S BODY!!!!!!!!!!! THEN WE CAN FILM IT AND SELL IT!!!!!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE CAN'T!!!" yelled Hiei.
"Err...." started Kurama.
"That's a great idea!!!" said Yusuke and Zero at the same time.
"Oh Kuwabara..." said Autumn smirking evilly. "I want you to get up and dance the chicken dance."
"But I can't feel my feet..."
"BAKA! Hiei's a fire demon! He can't get frostbite!" yelled Flash.
Kuwabara blinked then realized he was fine and got up.
"Wow, the baka neko actually knew something," said Zero.
Kuwabara started to dance the chicken dance. Yusuke started laughing hysterically. Zero cracked up laughing.
"GAH NO STOP!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Hiei running to Kuwabara.
Autumn pulled out a video camera and started recording.
Hiei tackled Kuwabara.
"Aww...man," said Autumn putting the camera away.
"HIEI! You'll kill him!!! Err...you!" yelled Kurama.
Kurama tried to pull Hiei off Kuwabara but they keep slipping.
"...that's so wrong..." said Autumn then took a picture.
"Hiei! Kuwabara! Get a room!" said Yusuke.
"What was that Urameshi?!?" asked Kuwabara.
Hiei got up.
"But I wanna dance more!" said Kuwabara.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Hiei.
"NO! Kuwabara! Now you have to pmfh?"
Kurama put his hand over Autumn's mouth before she could finish. "Come on lets get back to Flash's house and see if we can find away to turn you guys back...I'm starting to miss the real Hiei."
Everyone put Autumn nodded in agreement.
"Well good luck with all the body switching stuff, come find me if you need help ," said Zero then flew away.
Everyone said bye then walked back to Flash's house with Autumn pouting.
End Chapter:
Winter: Well that's it for no...WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO KUWABARA AND HIEI WILL THEY EVER CHANGE BACK? WILL AUTUMN EVER STOP BEING INSANE? WILL TODD EVER LET FLASH FREE??? WHO KNOWS I KNOW I DON'T SO FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON "A WALK IN EACH OTHER'S SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ::Falls to the floor out of breath::Wisdom: O.o please review...
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