Nadako: O.O people actually reviewed for this? I wrote this completely out of boredom... And you people actually READ it? ;.; I'm flattered... I got six reviews...but the first four got deleted while ff.net was being updated T_T If you reviewed for the first chapter please tell me so I can thank you!
Jou: +.+
Nadako: *pokes Jou* He's not in any condition to be showing up in this chapter...
Anzu: Will I?
Nadako: *nods* probably..then again...*shrugs*
Tea: Will I?
Nadako: *looks between the two* ...EEEP! TEA?! -BONK BONK BONK-
Tea: x.x
Anzu: O.O ano...
Bakura: *comes running in* YOU MADE ME STUPID!!!
Nadako: *looks innocent* did I? *innocent blink*
Mika: WATCH OUT! Its the Innocence-ness ability of Hikaris!! *runs screaming*
Bakura: non-sense! Thats only from that fake book!
Nadako: *looks at Bakrua with innocent eyes*
Bakura: '_'...O.O can't resist...must crash into walls! -CRASH- =.=....-CRASH- +_+
Nadako: *evil snicker*
Palace of Disclaimers:
Bakura: Where am I?
Disclaimer 1: You have been sent here to the Palace of Discailmers *heavenly music*...er..oops wrong tape *switches tape*.....Palace of Disclaimers *a scream*...Anyways. You have been sent here to the Palace of Disclaimers *screams* by Nadako.
Bakura: O.O I'm getting outa here. *walks towards door and slams into it*
Disclaimer 2: you cant! This is your Subconcious! Now. Read the disclaimer!
Bakura: *read read* Nadako-mika does not own Yugioh. *looks up* now if you'll excuse me I'd like to get out of this "Palace of Disclaimers" *screams*.
Disclaimer 1: Very well...*tries to open the door* er...^^;
Bakura: What's wrong?
Disclaimer 3: *comes running to Disclaimer 2* Here...*hands Disclaimer 2 a note*
Disclaimer 2: O.O
Bakura and Disclaimer 1: What?
Disclaimer 2: Nadako has decided to keep Bakura here until needed...*screams and runs away*
Bakura: *grumbles*
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((Unknown Voice))
Last time on Bakura's Annoyed:
*Bakura's reading the 'Big Blue Book of Anger Management'* "WHAT? Us YAMIS, are WEAK!?
*screen switches to book page and zooms in*
Yami's are weaker than Hikaris. Have you ever noticed that your Hikari is always begging you with his innocent eyes? And you have no power to object to the favor? That is their secret weapon: Innocenceness-ness! They can get almost ANYTHING they want out of you by using that secret technique. And they have another ability. Have you ever noticed that when YOU want something out of THEM, they can always object to the matter, even though you're making death threats to them?
*Scene changes to a very pissed off Bakura and a ringing phone*
((Ryou's Voice))
Moshi Moshi! You've reached the Bakura residence. We're either not home right now or I (Ryou) am not home and my yami, Bakura, refuses to answer the damned phone because he's mad at a freaking, stupid, useless book he stole from a marketplace. Please leave a message after the tone!-
"PLEEEEEAAAASSSEEE!!??"
"I already said- NO!"
"...CAN I PLEEEAASE HOLD A PARTY?????? YOU CAN INVITE A FRIEND OVER! PLEEAASE???"
"Alright alright! Yeesh! Just stop yelling!"
*Scene changes again, to Bakura flipping through the book*
"I wonder if there's advice on what to do if my hikari is hosting a damned party and inviting his damned friends..."
*Zooms in onto book*
Here is what you, the yami, does when he, the hikari, is hosting a party:
1) You invite another psychotic yami over too and cause mayhem...just remember not to bother the hikaris...for reasons why turn to Lesson 2: Listen To Your Hikari.
2) You can do absolutely nothing. All you can do is lock yourself in a small room and rock slowly back and forth muttering (this happens when you don't invite a friend over..see first option)
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Nadako: Eh...right...Who hired that thing? *looks around*
Mika: *walks in and sees Unknown Voice* Hey! He finally arrived!
Nadako: He? how do you know its a HE? And you hired 'him'?
Mika: *nods* Got a problem?
Nadako: Yes...*innocent look* PLEASE? Can you get rid of him...PWEEZE??? *puppy eyes*
Mika: *eyes twitch* alright....Damned ur hikari powers..*shakes head*
Bakura: *banging on Palace of Disclamiers [screams] door* I WANT OUT!
Nadako: *waves off* I'll let you out when its time...-.-
Bakura's Annoyed- What Will He Do?
Chapter 2: Smashing into Doors
By: Nadako-mika
"So? What did he say?" Yuugi asked, blinking innocently. He walked back from the phone booth towards the gameshop.
"He said yes!" Ryou answered enthusiastically.
"That's great! But... Why did you have to use the phonebooth? You could have just used the phone in the shop." Yuugi said, opening the door.
"Well," Ryou said, "Bakura would freak if he knew I was here with you."
"Ah...I see."
"Of course you do, your not blind!" Ryou said with a stupid smile.
Yuugi blinked, "-.- That's not what I meant..." He opened the door to the shop and looked around for his yami. "Guess he isn't home at the moment. Why don't we sit down and plan out the party?" he suggested.
"That's a great idea! Do you have any snacks around here?"
Yuugi's smile brightened even more. "We sure do! The trouble is... we just have to find them ^^U"
"Find them? What do you mean?"
"Well..." the tri-color haired boy started, "Yami always seems to hide them. Don't know why though." he said with an innocent smile. He took his white-haired friend by the arms, "Let's look in his room first!"
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The door to the Ishtar's residence opened up, and a hollering Marik came stumbling in. Malik walked in behind him, holding up the Sennen Rod, his eyes threatening to spill with tears. He moved the Rod to the left. Marik was suddenly pulled in the same direction, his body smashing upon the wall. He gave a strangled shriek and mumbled as he slid towards the ground.
"I told you not to hurt that kitty!" Malik shouted at this yami.
Marik sat up and rubbed his head. "Eh...it was only a cat! It's not like it wouldn't die later on any-"
"What did you say?! ONLY a CAT?!" Malik stomped his way towards Marik in a fit of rage.
The yami backed up considerably, trying to escape his frustrated hikari. He had 'accidently' ran over a cat on the road while driving home. After that he had his hikari yelling at him for killing the thing. Once they had gotten out of the vehicle, Malik had taken out the Sennen Rod and used it on him. It was TORTURE! "Um..Not just a cat! No never! It was a pretty cat! Very pretty....it deserved to live..." he stammered. (Nadako: ^o^ The power of us Hikaris! Great neh? -- Mika: ¬.¬)
"Well you should have said that ealier!" Malik responded, still mad, "You should have realized that when I was telling you to STOP the car. No..Instead you grinned and went FASTER!"
"Uh...I'm sorry?"
"Sorry? SORRY?! You killed a CAT! Don't you know cats are sacred in Egypt?" Malik went on, ranting about how cats were worshipped and how helpful they were in his native country. "If any animal should be killed, it should be a BUNNY! Those evil evil beings. They eat your flowers on purpose I tell you! ON PURPOSE!"
"Dogs should be killed too!"
Malik blinked and looked at Marik. "No! Dogs are cute and cuddly! They are so kind, helpful, and nice!"
"NICE?!" Marik interupted. "You call being mauled by a DOG...NICE?!" He shuddered at the memory.
"Marik, that was because you angered it! Who wouldn't attack if it's tail was being tugged on, and it was being pelted by rather large stones?"
The insane yami just mumbled and walked towards the phone in the kitchen. Maybe some one had left a message. He'd rather listen to the person talk then his hikari yabbering on about cats and dogs. 'PLEASE! Please some one leave a message!!!' He sighed in relief when he saw a blinking red light on the machine. He quickly pushed a button on the thing and heard Bakura's voice.
"Marik get down here by six tonight! Ryou's gonna be hosting a party. You and I are going to be torturing some people...*whispers* hehe...that damned pharaoh will never know what hit him...or his hikari *grins evilly*. Bring your hikari if you want...the more the merrier ^^...oy...can't believe I said that...¬¬"
So...Bakura's little Ryou was going to host a party. This would be interesting. As he walked back to his rambling hikari, evil thoughts crossed his mind. Who was he going to torture there? And how? Bakura had mentioned something about the Pharoah and his hikari. Maybe they could distract Yuugi while they tie Yami up and hang him somewhere. Maybe they could find out Yami's weakness and use it against him! Ah...so many ideas, which one to choose?
A voice cut through his thoughts, "MARIK! HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD A WORD I'VE SAID?!"
*blink* "Huh?"
"I said..." Malik was cut short as his coat was thrown at him. "Hey! What gives?"
"We're going out."
"Where to?"
"The Tomb Robber invited us over. He says his hikari is hosting a little party," Marik said, grabbing the keys.
"Really? Who's all going?"
*shrugs* "He just said we'll be torturing people. Doesn't matter to me. Torture is fun!" Marik grinned psychotically before pushing his hikari out the door and into the car.
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Ding Dong
Bakura fumbled down the stairs, muttering inaudible words, "Damned that Nadako-chan...I swear, If I EVER get sent back to that Disclaimers place I'll TEAR IT DOWN!"
*cough* I said...INAUDIBLE.
"*waves off* yeah yeah..."
Nadako: ¬¬ Next time you tear it down the payments doubled! You already have to pay the damage bills this time.
Ding Dong
"Gah..better answer the friggin door." Baka-san, "HEY!"...*glare* BAKA-SAN walked towards the door, only to trip on the welcome mat. He smashed, face first, into it. Keys could be heard unlocking the door from the outside. The door was swung open, and threw a dazed Bakura, still behind the door, against the wall. "Gah...."
Ryou stepped into the house. "BAKURA! I'm home!" he said in a sing song voice. He blinked when he heard no answer. Thinking his yami had gone out for a while, Ryou turned back to close the door. He shrieked as he saw Bakura smooshed up against the wall. (Nadako: O__o...eh...)
"Bakura? Bakura are you alright?!" he said frantically. He harshly shook him. "BAKURA! Speak to me! PLEASE, DON'T DIE ON ME!" he yelled as he broke out into streaming tears.
"@_@...I'm fine Ryou...I don't think I'm going to die. My nose just hurts..."
Ryou's tears immediately stopped flowing. "Oh, alright then." He got up and left the room. "Get up quickly. We have to get everything ready for the party."
"Aye....+_+" He slid further down onto the floor.
Once again...the doorbell rang.
"Bakura-san, can you please get the door? It's probably Yuugi and Yami."
"*brow twitches* Yami? That sad excuse for a Pharaoh?!"
Ryou closed the fridge door and turned to Bakura. "Who else can you find with the name Yami?"
((Outside the kitchen window))
"HEY! YAMI! Wait up!"
*'Yami' turns around* "Hurry up Grai! We're going to be late!" *runs off with buddy*
((Back in the kitchen))
Two pairs of chocolate brown eyes blink rapidly.
"Do you want me to answer your question hikari?" Bakura asked stupidly.
"Eh..no..."
Bakura went to answer the door again. And again, he tripped over the door mat and smashed, face first, into the wooden door. Before he completely slid to the floor, he grabbed the door knob and opened the door slightly. Remembering that it was Yami at the door, he quickly got up, not wanting to be humiliated. Bakura opened the door to see the Pharaoh and his hikari. He rubbed his forehead slightly.
"Bakura...What happened to your head?" Yuugi asked.
*grumble grumble* "None of your business..." Bakura answered coldly before running off to find something.
As Yami and Yuugi were hanging up their coats and taking off their shoes, Bakura came running back with duct tape in his hands. He pushed the two guests aside and proceeds to tape the door mat down. He grumbled inaudible curses as he did so.
"God damned, son of a... This freaking thing should be in hell! If you EVER trip me again..." ¬¬ again..I said INAUDIBLE!.
Two pairs of rather amused eyes blinked as they watched the Spirit of the Sennen Ring wrestle with a door mat. They watched for about ten minutes, before Yami finally had enough of the foolishness and decided to ask Bakura about this unsual behavior.
"Bakura...What exactly are you doing?"
The tomb robber's constant grumbling instantly stopped and he froze. He turned around to face a confused Yami, his brows twitching constantly. "What do you THINK I'm doing? You've been standing there for ten minutes! You should know!" he hollered before turning his attention back to the 'harmless' door mat.
Ryou's head popped in- "Oh mi gosh! Ryou's headless...er...bodyless!" Yuugi cried out.
Nadako: ....-.-' Dumbed Yuugi...¬¬
"My Aibou is NOT Dumb! *glare*"
Nadako: ¬¬ How do you explain 'Oh mi gosh! Ryou's headless'?
*Yami blinks*
*clears throat* Ryou's head popped in *covers Yuugi's mouth*... to see what was going on. He walked up to the pair watching the struggling Bakura. "*blink* What's he doing?"
"Taping the mat down." Yuugi answered.
"Why?"
"Dunno..."
"Why is he having that much trouble?"
"*shrugs* He thinks it's alive?"
At this point, Bakura falls over backwards. The other three boys bend over to view the work Bakura did. The mat was completely taped down on all four sides...though, not so neatly. Bits of duct tape was sticking out in loops. Bakura had taped the thing down in such a manner, that it was hardly visible. There was just a mass of duct tape before you.
Ryou blinked and looked down at his yami. His fingers ran across a long cut on Bakura's forehead. "Baku-san..What happened?"
Bakura's eyes twitched. "Ran into the door..." he mumbled.
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Nadako: It's hard to switch from Serious Angst...to Funny Humor...¬¬ This story probably sucks...
Malik: No it doesn't...
Nadako: Yes it does and you know it!
Marik: She's right hikari...don't deny the truth.
Nadako: *twitch* Did you just insult my story?
Marik: *blink* huh?
Nadako: You said my story sucks!
Marik: *looks around* Did no such thing!
Nadako: *twitch twitch*...Oh...GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!
Malik: O.O Uh oh...
Marik: Runs out the door.
**Everyone watches out the kitchen window**
**Marik Jumps off a near by bridge**
Nadako: ¬¬ Served him right!
Mikalai: *walks in and sees Nako-chan* AHHH! *runs* WATCH OUT SHE'S IN A MUDEROUS MOOD! *hides in closet shuddering*
Malik: *looks at Nadako* Hey! How'd you get my Sennen Rod?
Nadako: *takes out dagger component*...*twitches angerly*
Malik: O.O *runs screaming bloody murder*
Ok. To thank you reviewers. I got six reviews for this, but because ff.net was being updated, four of the six was deleted =.= If you are one of those people that got their reviews deleted please email me or review and tell me so. I'll thank you in the next chappy! (The only person out of the four that I remember reviewing is Silverwinter):
Silverwinter- Gomen Si-chan! I can't remember what you wrote =.= Thanks for reviewing though!
firedraygon97- ^o^ I can tell you like bakura guides... You had a few on your fav. list.
Misura- XD I'm glad you liked my story. Eh-he..I thought Marik's answering machine was abit..*cuckoo*. I loved the Big Blue Book of Anger Management too! ^.^