Nadako: This is going to be somewhat of an insane chapter...
Yuugi: Why?
Nadako: Because I'm close to having an emotional breakdown *twitches angerly*
Yuugi: Why?
Nadako: Because...
Yuugi: Why?
Nadako: I don't want to talk about it...
Yuugi: Why?
Nadako: ...
Yuugi: Why?
Nadako: -THONK- *hits Yuugi with mallet*
Yuugi: Whywhywhywhywhy?!#@ *short circuits* *goes into flames*
Nadako: O___O *grabs fire extinguisher*........*sees wires protuding from Yuugi* ...This Charactron is Property of Kaiba Corp. HEY! Kaiba gave me a phony! *grabs mallet and heads off for Seto*

Diclaimers:
Seto: *cowers* Please don't hurt me...
Nadako: *points mallet threatingly at him* Then read the disclaimers!
Seto: Nadako-sama does not own Yugioh! We all wish she did however!
Nadako: *turns to leave*
Seto: Bitc- -THONK- *hit with mallet*
Nadako: *grumble grumble*


Bakura's Annoyed- What Will He Do?
Chapter 3: So the Guests Arrive & Bakura's Hurt Again...and Again
By: Nadako-Mika




The Bakura residence was bustling with activity. Ryou, Yuugi, and Yami were running around trying to set up a party. They were setting drinks, food, and decoration about. You'd think it was for a birthday party. It was just a sleepover...right? Yami and Yuugi had tried to convince Ryou that the place didn't need any decorations, and that it wasn't necessary to set the food in an orderly manner. But the white haired teen wouldn't hear of it. He said he wanted his first party to be great. Bakura was surprised to hear that this was Ryou's FIRST party to be hosted.

"Pharaoh...The vase isn't on the center of the table," Bakura complained.

Yami turned around in annoyance. "If it's bothering you so much TOMB ROBBER, then move it yourself," he huffed.

"I am currently unable to do such a thing," Bakura answered arrogantly, while applying an ice pack to his forehead.

"It's only a small cut,"

"Yes but it hurts like Seven Hells!" Bakura yelled, "Not to mention a bruise formed right after..."

"Aww...Poor Bakura has a little bump," Yami mocked.

"You call this a LITTLE bump?!" Bakura removed the ice pack to reveal a rather large lump on his head. He had hit his head quite hard... Yami instantly stopped the mockery. Feeling satisfied, Bakura huffed and layed back on the couch. "Now please move the vase to the center."

"No. It's already in the center!"

"What do you mean in the center?" Bakura started, "It's 1.3 cm off from the middle!"

"Ooooh...1.3 centimeters! That's a long distance!" Yami stated in a sarcastic tone.

At that very moment Ryou shuffled in carrying a box containing a game system and its games. He instantly spotted the two rivals glaring daggers at each other. Thinking he could do nothing to stop the match, he walked on. But stopped dead in his tracks when he spotted something out of place.

"Yami?" he called out.

The former pharaoh blinked and looked at the hikari in confusion. He smacked his head when he realised he had lost the staring match. Bakura immidiately started cheering. "What is it Ryou?" Yami asked, disappointment filled his voice.

"Do you think you could move that flower vase next to you? It's 1.3 centimeters off the the side. Thanks!" Ryou said as he sped off into the bedrooms.

Yami just stared dumbly at Ryou's retreating form. Bakura snickered next to him. Grumbling slightly, Yami moved the vase a little to the left.

"Too far. Move it back about forty millimeters." Bakura immediately said.

As soon as Yami moved the object Bakura complained once more, "Nope, still about twenty millimeters away......... Now your too far to the-"

There was a loud crash as shards of shattered clay fell to the ground. Bakura fell out of the couch, clutching his head and screaming bloody murder. Yami stood up proudly, holding up the broken vase he had used to hit his foe. Yuugi and Ryou immediately rushed into the room. Ryou ran quickly to aid his yami, while Yuugi looked disapprovingly at Yami.

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Malik and his yami were walking towards Ryou's when they suddenly heard a loud crash. They dismissed it, thinking a cat had probably knocked over some garbage can. They continued walking on. Soon they reached the door of the Bakura residence. Marik rung the door bell.

"Ow! You God damned son of a-" Someone ranted on angerly inside. A snicker was heard from another person.

"Bakura! Why don't you go answer the door, I'll clean up the mess," A third person had said.

The two blonds waited outside patiently, hearing footsteps approaching the door. They wondered what had happened to Bakura.

The door swung open suddenly and with such force that it knocked Bakura over. He fell back a little, quickly regaining his stance. He cursed heavily as he wiped the little blood from his wounded head.

"Uh... Hi Bakura..." Mariku said slowly.

"What Happened to your head?" Malik asked. He eyed the large gash that was previously a tiny cut.

"..stupid door...stupid pharaoh...STUPID WORLD!" Bakura screamed as he flailed his arms about. He stopped as soon as his arm was flung against the wall. "OW!" It just wasn't his day...

Malik and Marik were lead into the living room where they saw Ryou sweeping up what was left of the vase. As soon as Yami saw Bakura, he broke out into another fit of giggles. Bakura just glared. The two blonds stared in confusion, turning their attention back and forth between the laughing pharaoh and the cursing tomb robber.

Bakura felt a light tap on his shoulder and turned around to find his hikari. In Ryou's hands he held a bottle and a wad of cotton. He poured some of the liquid out and proceeded to apply it onto his yami's cut, but Bakura quickly backed away.

"What is that?" he asked cautiously.

"It's only rubbing alcohol," Ryou answered.

"Is it going to hurt?"

"Oh it's not that bad! It'll clean your cut out. Now come here," Ryou advanced on his cowering yami (Nadako: O.O Now that's surprising...; Mika: What? The cowering or advancing?; Nadako: Both...).

Yami and Mariku fixed their eyes on the scene. They guessed that Bakura had never put on rubbing alcohol, and they wanted to see his reaction.

"............AAAAHHHHHHH!" Birds were startled and flew away as the scream filled the street.

Ryou had quickly dabbed the liquid on the cut and backed away quickly. He knew that his yami would have this reaction. While the guests watched Bakura screaming in 'pain', Ryou walked casually to the bathroom to put the stuff away. When he got back, Bakura was crouched, sobbing in the corner of the room.

"Wimp..." Malik said before walking out of the room.

Marik and Yami quickly strided out the house and shut the door behind them... They let out their laughter.

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It was now 6:45 pm and only one guest has arrived... Katsuya, Jounouchi was lazing back on the couch flipping through the television channels with Yami.

He stopped at a particular channel, "Hey Yami, how about the news?" he asked.

"No." was the pharaoh's response.

"Baseball?"

"No."

"Olympics?"

"No."

"Cartoons?"

"No."

"Football, Soccer, any other sport?!"

"No!"

Jounouchi fell forward. "What?! No Football? What is with you Yami?!"

"Nothing!"

Jounouchi screamed, "What do you mean nothing?! Never in my life have I heard a guy answer NO to Football!"

"I said...No green peppers! Why do you constantly ask the question when I've already answered no?!"

Jou turned to face his friend. 'What the heck is he talking about?'

"Yes, I'd like it to be delievered as soon as possible. *nod nod*...NO! NO GREEN PEPPERS! *twitch*" Yami pressed the pretty little green button on his new cell phone and put it into his back pocket. He turned to his friend, "Oh sorry Jou. Did you say something?"

"~~...I asked what you wanted to watch on T.V..."

"Oh. Is there a football game on?"

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Ding Dong

"Bakura! Get the door!"

"Again?!"

"Yes! Thanks Baku-san!"

"*twitch twitch* Why am I always stuck answering the door..." Bakura mumbled as he staggered towards the door. He felt sleepy from the pain killers that Ryou had given him. In his dazed state he turned the doorknob. As he stepped closer towards the door, to gain more balance, he tripped over the mass of duct tape. With his momentum, the door was flung open and he fell towards the concrete ground. " -THUMP- Uuuggh... that hurt...@.@"

Anzu stared down at the twitching body before her. She was about to help the poor guy up, but caught glimpse of his watch. "Oh no! The necklace will be sold in fifteen minutes! Sorry Bakura. I'd love to help you up and make sure you get back safely into the house, because theres a drunk bum heading your way...but I have to catch the shopping channel." she said and ran into the house. She quickly tore the remote from Jou's hands and pushed the teen off the couch. "My turn to watch!" she yelled aggressively. The girl stared intently at the screen.

Yami ignored the events and dialed another number on his cell. Ryou wanted him to order some food for the party. He waited for someone to answer on the other end. "...Hi, I'd like to place an order...Uh..I'd like some of your- HEY!" his phone was taken away by Anzu.

"Sorry Yami, but I need the phone NOW!" she quickly dialed a number written across the television screen. "...Hi, I'm watching your show right now and I'd like to know if that necklace is still available...What!? Your supplies ran out?! It says right on the screen that there are fifty of them left!.... No I am not BLIND!... Look...The screen says you now have forty-five of them. That means that they are still being sold!.... I don't give a damn! I DEMAND to be sold one of those necklaces!..... No...Yes...no no.... *twitch* Let me talk to your manager.... What?! You're the freaking manager?! ARGH!" she pushed the pretty green button and hung up on the person.

**Outside with Bakura**

Bakura groaned slightly as he held his nose to stop the blood flow. He closed his eyes and tried to ignore the burning pain on his face. He sat cross-legged on the spt he fell and prepared to sit there until the pain went away. "I think that door has something against me..." Bakura felt a someone shake his shoulders lightly and turned around. A look of annoyance masked his pained face.

"Hey... You've gots any spare change for an ooold man likes me?" a drunkard asked in a cracked voice.

Bakura held his nose tighter as the man ventured closer. "GOD YOU STINK!" He screamed aloud.

The stranger leaned against a light post for support. "Dooo I? *sniff sniff* Maybe itz the alcohol...Daarn thing tastes soo goood... Eh-heeeeheeheee!" he laughed strangely.

Bakura was beginning to feel uncomfortable around the guy. What was a drunk man doing out this early? It was only quarter to seven. He tried to stand up to head back in, but agonizing pain shot through his legs. "Ow! Gah..."

"Oh hey! Let me helps...you with that..." the man staggered unsteadily towards the teen and proceeded to pull him up.

Upon seeing the man's filthy hands Bakura instantly tensed and ran into the house. He quickly slammed the door and secured the locks. He slid down upon the mass of duct tape and started inhaling and exhaling deeply. He had a problem with bad hygiene. He had gotten the fear from Ryou, since his hikari was a neat freak. He didn't know what kinds of bacteria were on that man's hands, or where he had put them... When Bakura had calmed down slightly, he walked cautiously to the kitchen. He went to get a glass of water when he was startled by Marik. When Marik tapped him on the shoulder, he jumped towards the ceiling.

"Whoa... a little tense there Bakura?" Marik asked, slightly startled himself by Bakura's reactions.

"Just a little?!" Malik clung onto Marik for his dear life. Bakura had scared him when he jumped.

"No no...not tense..." Bakura answered taking a large gulp of water.

"Paranoid?"

"...*nods*..."

"Why are you paranoid?"

"Who wouldn't be if they were just about to be groped by a dirty filthy drunked bum on the streets?!" Bakura thrashed about. He instantly calmed down when he saw the scared expression of his hikari. "Uh..."

"A-Are you feeling okay, Bakura?" Ryou asked cautiously.

"Fine...it's just that stupid drunkard...scared the hell out of me..¬¬"

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Nadako: Did I forget any guests?
Ryou: I think you forgot Kaiba...
Nadako: *checks character list* Oh yes... I did forget him...-.- Gonna have to add him on next chapter. Don't worry Kaiba fans... he will be showing in the next chapter...though...what I'm going to do to him is still a mystery...*evil grin*
Mikalai: Where did you get the bum idea?
Nadako: I have no clue...
Mikalai: and where did you get that laugh of his? it was hilarious! Eh-heeeeehheee!
Nadako: Gee..I wonder where... *rolls eyes*
Mikalai: EH-HEEEHEEEHEEHEE- huh?
Nadako: -.- anyways. I want to thank Poe Tocks! and Si-chan (silverwinter) for being my Beta-readers! well...for the first half of the chapter anyways...I just finished up now O_o

Thanks to those who reviewed!::

Mistress of Ice: ...uh...hope you stop laughing? O_____o
Misura: NO no...Ryou is not evil! He's just a hikari, and hikari's have "special" powers. Bakura's still evil, but the evilness is getting to his health XD. I feel sorry for the kitty too =( I have a kitten of my own...and I'd have hated it to be squashed... But I needed something for the two Ishtars to talk about ^^;
Saturn Imp: neh? this funny? Really?! Honto Neh?! *rejoice* YAY! Its funny...eh...*shuts up*