Nadako: Weh! I'm running out of ideas for this!
Bakura: *huffs* That's not surprising...
Nadako: ;.; *sniffle* I can never finish any of my stories! I've only finished my one shots...how depressing. I'm a bad authoress! *runs off and cries*
Bakura: O.O; Uhn...*calls after Nadako* You'll eventually come up with a plot-line!
Nadako: *cries*
Bakura: Heh-...oh..*frowns* Now who's going to write this chapter?
Mikalai: *pops up* What? Did I hear right? No one's writing this chapter?
Bakura: *nods*...
Mikalai: Eh-hehe...That could only mean one thing...Nako-chan isn't writing! Which means.. I GET TO WRITE! MWUAHAHAHA!
Bakura: *scared*
Mikalai: *cackles* What horror shall I invoke upon the characters?
Bakura: *edges away*
Disclaimer:
Mikalai: I don't own Yuugiou...But one day I shall. Mark my words! One day I SHALL!
Lawyer1: *waves off* Yeah yeah...
Lawyer2: Hm? Did that girl say something?
Mikalai: *twitch*
Bakura's Annoyed- What Will He Do?
Chapter 5: Hanging, Liquor, and Online Shopping!
By: Nadako-Mika
*Chapter written by: Mikalai "MWUAHA!"*
"Yami? Where are you?" Ryou looked high and low for the ex-pharaoh. Yami had run off after seeing the empty bottle of vodka beside his hikari. Everyone was looking for him, trying to coax him to come out.
It turned out that Yuugi hadn't had a sip of vodka. He was merely drinking a glass of water, the bottle of vodka was there before he arrived. And as for the goofy grin? Yuugi was close to bursting out in laughter when he heard that Yami thought he had gotten into the stash of liquor.
"Baka no Pharaoh? There's nothing to worry about!" Bakura called out, obviously irritated at the pharaoh's behavior. A small whimper was heard from the bathroom to Bakura's right. The yami turned swiftly in the direction of the noise and walked towards it.
"Yami?" he called out. Another small whimper was his reply. The tomb robber entered the bathroom and checked underneath the sink for his fellow yami. No luck. Maybe the bathtub!...nope. Bakura twitched as he heard another whimper. The door behind him slowly creaked closed, and he turned around. He nearly jumped out the small bathroom window at what he saw. There, hanging on the door, was the almighty Pharaoh. He hung himself by the collar of his jacket, onto the little hangers nailed onto the bathroom door. He had covered his eyes with his hands, and his lips were quivering.
Bakura blinked and let it all sink in before bursting out into laughter. He hunched over, clutching his aching sides, unable to stop laughing. Tears were springing out of his eyes, and he was kicking into the air. Yami, eyes still behind his hands, peeked through his fingers. He flushed bright crimson when he saw the Tomb Robber. Yami struggled fiercely against the door, trying to unhang himself.
Bakura stopped his heavy laughter for a moment and watched as the Pharaoh tried to get free. In the end, Yami was still stuck on the hanger and sighed in defeat. Bakura quickly went back into his laughing fit. Pointing at the hanging Yami and laughing. He was laughing so hard, that he couldn't get an insult out without rolling around the ground and breaking out into little giggle fits. The former pharaoh glared daggers at his foe.
"Bakura? What's going on in here?" came a voice.
Bakura stopped rolling long enough to catch a glimpse of the blond haired yami. He then started his rolling laughter and kicking.
Mariku edged a bit away from Bakura. "What's so funny?"
"AH-HAHA- Its Ya-hahaha! *cough* It's Yami-HEEEHEEEHEE!" he gave up on the verbal explaination and pointed at the back of the door.
Mariku walked into the room and closed the door a bit. He stumbled and fell into the bathtub, startled to see Yami hanging there, glaring at both of them. He took a second to calm down before taking a good look at Yami. When Yami's ridiculous situation had processed through his mind, he joined Bakura in the mocking laughter. Joining Bakura's oh so famous pointing and rolling, and inaudible remarks about Yami's situation.
There was a loud ripping sound; Bakura and Mariku stopped laughing and stared at Yami. Yami's large crimson eyes widened as he came dropping from the hanger. He hit the floor with a loud thud and groaned in pain.
((At this point, Mikalai is thoroughly twacked by Nadako))
(--Mikalai: +.+ HEY! What's the deal?! --)
(--Nadako: You torture Yami too much! --)
(--Mikalai: And YOU torture Baku-san too much! *glare* --)
(--Nadako: ..Fear me.. --)
(--Mikalai: What...? --)
(--Nadako: FEAR ME! 8(>(--Mikalai: Why should I? ¬¬ --)
(--Nadako: I am a hikari! FEAR MY WRATH! --)
(--Mikalai: ...You've got problems hika- *smashes vase over head for no reason* @.@ --)
(--Nadako: ^0^. Eh-hehe. I'm back! No evil *COUGH* yami writing, I've finally gotten a plot line! So I'll be taking it from here! --)
(--Mikalai: *stumbling across the room* =.= --)
(--Nadako: *grins innocently* ^____^ --)
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-THUD-
"*blink* Ryou? What was that?" Yuugi asked innocently. He tilted his head upwards, and stared blinkingly at the ceiling.
"I'm not quite sure," Ryou answered. He checked under the kitchen sink for Yami. "It could be possible that Bakura and Mariku have found Yami. And that Bakura had accidently stumbled onto Yami and had ridiculed him for his hiding place. Then maybe Mariku had gone to check on Bakura and joined him in mockery. Yami could have then fallen from where ever he was hanging from and hit the ground with such force that we heard it."
Malik and Yuugi just stared and blinked stupidly at the boy.
"T-that's only a guess though! Hehe...heh...," Ryou laughed nervously as he began to head upstairs.
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"Eh... Are you alright?" Mariku asked, peering down at a dazed Yami.
"@_@"
"- -; Guess not..."
The door opened slightly as the hikaris peeked in. Yuugi poked his head through the crack and blinked innocently at the scene before him. Ryou poked his head in too, overtop of Yuugi, and frowned dissapprovingly at Bakura's snickering. Malik was the last to come in, peering over Ryou's snowy hair. He surpressed a laugh as he saw Yami sprawled out on the tiled floor.
"Jeez... What happened to him?" Ryou asked, stepping carefully over Yami's limbs and arriving next to his own yami.
"He tried to...*snicker* He tried to... *falls down laughing*" Bakura fell into his laughing position again. Rolling around and kicking into the air, gasping for breath every once in a while.
Mariku shook his head. "Yami tried to.. *giggle*... Hang... hide... -" he soon joined Bakura in the laughing ritual. "Can't- *laugh* -explain! Look for your- *giggle* -selves," he somehow said. He pointed a shaky finger at the hanger behind the door. There was a torn piece of blue cloth hanging there. The same shade of blue as Yami's coat.
The hikaris only blinked, confusion written clearly on their face.
A slight groan was heard, all activity in the little bathroom came to a full stop. Bakura and Mariku scrambled to their feet and peered down at Yami. The other three boys joined in too. All five formed a small circle around Yami, all looking down to see how he was fairing.
"Do you think he's alright?" Yuugi asked.
"Why wouldn't he be?" Mariku asked in response.
"It sounded like he was knocked to the ground from downstairs."
"No.. He's alright, just a little fall."
"You sure?"
"Shush! He's waking up!" Ryou whispered harshly.
All five pairs of eyes stared down at the moving form of Yami. The former pharaoh's eyes fluttered open, he looked around. He flinched a bit, seeing five pairs of blinking eyes staring down at him; it just wasn't a good way to wake up. The eyes continued their staring, watching his every move. Yami backed away a bit; it felt awkward having so many people staring. The eyes were all large and full, matching Yuugi's.
The owner of rather sharp looking brown eyes reached out with one hand. His eyes looking over Yami like he had never seen such a thing. His hands were headed for Yami's hair. Yami shuddered quickly and shouted, "Alright! JEEZE! I'm not some foriegn object, you know!"
The mysterious moment immediately lifted. Bakura withdrew his hand and narrowed his eyes (so they weren't so large). "Sure.. ruin the moment would you?" he huffed before turning away.
Yami shook his head harshly, "You guys gave me a scare! Acting like you've never seen the likes of me before.. You've all probably been watching one too many science-fiction movies." He reached to rub the back of his neck, but stopped shortly. "Hn?! Hey! My coat's been ripped!" Yami turned around and around, arms trying to reach the back of his collar, where a chunk of fabric had been torn out.
Mariku pulled the piece of cloth from the hanger and dangled it in front of Yami's face. "Are you missing this?" he asked. He then pointed towards the door.
Yami flushed a bright red and snatched the piece of cloth from Mariku. He grumbled inaudible curses.
"I don't get it..." Yuugi said suddenly.
"Your yami there, was hanging on the door trying to hide from you," Bakura informed Yuugi.
"Oh, is that all?" Yuugi waved them all off, "You should see him at home! He always finds a way to hang himself from the closet coat hang-" his explanation was quickly cut off by Yami's hand.
"Eh-heheh.. Don't mind him.. He's uh... he's DRUNK! Yes.. he's drunk!"
Yuugi quickly removed the hand, "Am not! I haven't had a single sip of alcohol. If I did you'd be running like a little sissy!"
"Quiet you...you...insolent- huh?" Yami stared down into Yuugi's watery eyes.
"You.. You were calling me a ...?"
Bakura slapped his forehead. He turned to Mariku. "Oh boy.. another hikari using his skilled powers.. *sigh*.."
Mariku nodded along. "Maybe we should tell Yami about that book of yours..."
"NO!... we'll let the all mighty pharaoh deal with the problem himself... he wouldn't want us lower class people meddling with his problems..."
Yami tried to resist those cute little orbs of Yuugis, but... to no avail, "Ah.. JUST FORGET IT!" he stomped off angerly, dragging his cheering hikari with him.
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"Oh wow.. That looks nice, what do you think?"
"I think it would look great on you! It matches your hair!"
"You think so?"
"Y-up.."
"Maybe I should get it then..."
"Whoa! Wait up! Do you really want to pay... $784.99 for THAT little piece?!"
"Why not?"
"Well.. *whispering* I've seen the exact same thing at this one store and they only sold it for TWENTY dollars."
"*gasp* REALLY?! This place is a rip off!"
"Want to check some other site?"
"Sure.." Anzu answered before typing away an unknown address onto the computer screen.
Yuugi came bounding down the stairs, with a large happy grin on his face. He poked his head inbetween Anzu and Seto's shoulders, startling the two. "Wutcha up ta?" he asked innocently.
"Shopping," Anzu answered. Kaiba only gave a mummble.
"What?! Anzu's not trying to kill Kaiba... And Kaiba's not trying to force Anzu off the computer?... 'Tis a miracle, laddie.." Bakura said strangely as he came down the stairs. "Well, then.. Just exactly what ARE you two doing?"
"Shopping," Kaiba answered this time.
Everyone quickly rushed and surrounded the two people. What?! Kaiba... shopping? Online?.. and with.. ANZU?! Whispering and gossip ensued around the little crowd of people.
"Shush you!.. Hey.. do you think that would go nicely with my pants?" the CEO suddenly asked. He pointed to the screen that was displaying a finely crafted belt.
"I..guess so..." Anzu answered.
Mariku pushed through the few people blocking his view. He stared intently at the screen... then at Seto's pants.. "Hn.. Try leather..."
"What?"
"The belt would look nicer if you had leather pants... not jeans."
"Is blue leather alright?"
"Yes.. It would look alright."
Kaiba did a little cheer (scaring everyone around) and clicked furiously at the 'add to cart' button.
Everyone broke away from the two shoppers, becoming increasingly frightened at Kaiba's behavior. They instead, went to join Jounouchi, who was watching a movie at the moment. It turned out he was watching the same horror movie as before. The same pretty girl was going to open the basement door...again...
"Jou-san?..." Yuugi asked.
"Hn?" came the unenthusiastic reply.
"...Didn't we just watch this movie?"
"Yes.. But I want to watch it again!"
"..."
"It has a good plot! Soo..unpredictable! I mean, who knows what lurks behind that basement door the girl is about to open!"
"^^;;" Everyone fell down at Jounouchi's statement.... Of course they know, they've already watched the movie. They all stuck around to watch anyways. It was becoming suspenseful...again... so they all sat, eyes glued on the screen, waiting for the stupid girl to open the door. She was just walking down the dark stairway, the demon was suppose to pop out any second... and then...
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" came a girlish scream. The sound rang throughout the house.
Everyone jumped at the sound, excluding Seto and Anzu who were now complimenting and critisizing sale items. All heads (except for Anzu and Seto) turned towards the kitchen doorway. Yami ran out screaming, flailing his arms through the air. Yuugi came out shortly, sipping a glass of rum.
Yuugi looked questioningly at the group of friends. "Where did he-?" Everyone pointed in the direction of the basement. "Oh.. thanks..." he was off.
Malik came out shortly, throwing skittles up into the air, then catching them in his mouth. He didn't notice the staring crowd at first. But then as he lowered his head, he came to stare at each of them. He blinked a few times, noting the frightened look on his yami's face. He blinked a few more times... then looked down at the bag of skittles he held in his hands. "Oh..." he said simply, then he flashed an insane smile directing it at Mariku.
"Ah...shoot..." the psychotic yami sighed heavily before bolting off in the direction Yami went, screaming at the same pitch as the pharaoh.
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Nadako: *grumble*.. *looks at the clock* 7:36 p.m... *sigh*
Mariku: What's wrong?
Nadako: *grumbles* Homework...
Mariku: A lot of it?
Nadako: Skipped two days of school.. What do you think?! *sigh*.. should have never taken that day off...
Mariku: *slaps Nadako's back* You're a smart girl! You'll catch up!
Nadako: *huffs* That's if you don't want me to post this chapter...
Mariku: Eh... nevermind...
Nadako: Thought so... ¬¬ Cue the Reviews!
Arigatou...
SilverWinter- Hah! Yuugi DOESN'T get drunk XD... until now.. *sticks tongue out*... don't ask...
labyrinth of chaos- Wuahahah... yes.. suffer... torment.. They must go through torture... well, Bakura has to at least. ^^ Thanks for the review!
Mina- O.O You've been staring at this screen laughing for an hour...?... must be new record XD Lol. Thanx for the review though!
Saturn Imp- Yes.. Yuugi becoming a drunkard is a VERY scary situation. Heh... I've postponed the event until the NEXT chapter.. I keep saying that don't I? O.o oh well... The cast didn't have to go through the torture...yet... *cackles evilly*
sdrive- Wahahaha! Yes.. I've finally updated.. school work.. *sigh sigh* Such a horrible thing. XD Hurry up and update your own chapters too!
Mistress of Ice- Really? This is funny? I'm always told that.. but when I read the story over.. it doesn't seem funny.. I guess your own stories don't see so humorous to yourself.. Hn.. As long as you all like it ^^
Dreamy-eyes1- Lol.. You really like 'Watashi no Tenshi Sukuinushi' neh? Well.. I'm a bit stuck on that story right now.. =.= I have to find a way to free Ryou somehow.. Yami and Yuugi are going to play a big role in the fic.. just to let you know. ^^ Thank you for the view-view!
BlueMew- Hn.. I don't think I'm going to put Isis into the story.. doesn't really fit. ^^; sorry. But yes.. I'll be making Malik/Mariku do more things. ^__^
Destiny- *rubs hands in evil manner* Yes.. Yamis must all suffer... *looks evilly at Mikalai* *cackles*. Cough.. Yes sure, your yami can get her own free copy of the book! Just dial 666-6666! Just make sure you don't leave a message on the answering machine.. O.o Mariku doesn't like that.. eh-hehehe... don't ask...
Nari- Hn? Suki.. you studied it? Really? Did you take the quiz? Wut did ya get? hn? hn? XD I like your story Nari! I can't write Malik-centered fics.. it always turns out to be Ryou/Bakura or Yuugi/Yami. ^-^
Nadako: *starry eyes* WAAAHH! Ten reviews! I feel so inspired! *prances around*
Mariku: *coughs loudly*
Nadako: Alright.. so I don't feel so inspired XD. Thank you all for the reviews! And don't forget to review THIS time! ^0^ Ja!