Nadako: Wow.. It's bean almost two months since I last posted. Such a miracle that I updated now..*dances around for no apparent reason*
Bakura: *is greatly disturbed* WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!
Nadako: Feh.. *ahem* Thank you for your reviews! I'm very glad! Not as much as last time-
Bakura: Oh yes.. she missed that mark by one. *rolls eyes*
Nadako: *glares daggers*... -but I'm still glad. Its still good.. I'm fine. I'm not mad.. I'm NOT mad.. I'M NOT FRIGGIN TICKED OFF! *pant pant*
Bakura: O.O;; May I suggest the Big Blue Book of Anger Management?
Nadako: I DO NOT have a problem! I HAVE NO PROBLEM! I'm perfectly SANE I tell you- wait. no.. not sane.. I'm never sane, it would be a sin to call me sane.. *cackle*
Bakura: =.= Problem child...
Nadako: Shall I make you visit that horrid palace again, dear Bakura? You know.. I think Disclaimers 1 & 2 are growing fond of you! I'm sure you'd feel welcome there. *innocent smile*
Bakura: NO! NEVER! *hiss claw bark* That tainted palace is of no place for such a yami!
Nadako:*shrugs* suit yourself..
Disclaimer:
Seto: *blink blink* Why am _I_ doing this?
Nadako: I'll stuff you in my trusty closet again.
Seto: o.o Nadako-Mika doesn't own Yuugiou!
Bakura's Annoyed- What Will He Do?
Chapter 7: It's All Too Strange...
By: Nadako-Mika
A loud, anguished sigh was heard in the corner of the living room. Ten seconds later, an even louder sigh erupted. This process repeated itself about three more times before someone caught on.
"Would you SHUT it?"
Sigh.
"I'm warning you..."
SIGH....MORE TROUBLED SIGH.
"Pharaoh.. one more sigh.. and I'll send a picture of you like that over the internet!
Sighing stops.
Bakura turned his back on the depressed yami and made his way for the stairs. He was slowly and surely losing his sanity- how much he had in the first place, we may never know. Boredom was slowly creeping up, he didn't want to end up like some idiot who spent his time staring and drooling at passing butterflies... Much like that kid from across the block.
Sigh...
Bakura stopped short of a step and turned abruptly around. "Yami.." he said threateningly.
The disfigured looking yami glared at him. "You can't blame me! Look at what he's doing to me!!!" Yami shouted, pointing to a disgustingly happy looking Yuugi.
Bakura crossed his arms over his chest. "Personally, I think you look better that way."
"Why you.." Yami made a leap for Bakura's throat, only to be forced back down.
"DON'T MOVE YAMI! You'll smudge the make-up!" Yuugi cried out. Yami let out an anguished groan and sat down again, wincing as he felt his hikari's hands go back to his hair.
Bakura fought against the sudden urge to fall laughing, and pointing- just like he had done when he saw Yami hanging behind the bathroom door. Instead, he turned his attention to Ryou. "Eh.. Hikari? Do you happen to have that digital camera of yours?"
Ryou, who was still quite absorbed into that cart-racing game he was playing against Jounouchi, waved at his yami with his back turned against him. "Yeah, It's probably by the computer. Go look for yourself- HEY! NO! That's not.. YOU TOOK A SHORT-CUT!"
Jounouchi jumped up and cheered for himself, all the while crying out, "YES! I BEAT HIM! I BEAT HIM! I BEAT HIM!"
Bakura was oblivious to the situation, as he was too absorbed in his plans of humiliating the 'all mighty pharaoh'. 'Yes.. this will be too perfect. Bwuahahaha...' He walked towards the computer, the one being shared by Anzu and Seto. He shuddered at their civilized behavior, '..Disturbing.. Oh- HAH! I found it!'
With the digital camera in hand, Bakura almost skipped happily towards the corner of the room, where the pharaoh was located.
Upon seeing the Tomb Robber, Yami shuddered. Oh sure.. he seemed innocent of all cause, what with him standing there, not doing anything. But his almost happy (almost, not quite ) grin told otherwise. Yes, Yami knew the true Yami-Bakura behind that innocent face. For when it came to Bakura looking innocent... something always went wrong.
"There!" Yuugi exclaimed, "Finished! Of course.. you hair just won't do.. it doesn't seem to want to cooperate, oh well."
Yami turned his attention away from the psychotic, hot-tempered yami and stared at his hikari in confusion. "Finished what?" he asked dumbly. His hand went to his hair and- "Oh... ! ACK! WHAT DID YOU DO?!-"
Click... Flash.
Yami's eyes widened. He turned back to Bakura, only to see him holding a camera and grinning like a little child who had just opened a present. He stuttered, "Y-you.. d-didn't... ARRGHH! MY LIFE IS RUINED!" Yami suddenly paled and turned to Bakura, "How bad do I look?..." he asked timidly.
Bakura sniggered, failing to keep a calm composure. "*ahem*.. lets just say.. besides the hair, you could pass for a girl."
Yami gave a girlish shriek before running off in search for a bathroom mirror. Yuugi stood up, failing to hide his dissapointment. "I don't think it looks that bad.." he said quietly.
Ryou barely looked up to see what had whipped by him. He saw, out of the corner of his eyes, only a blur of black, red, and purple. He did look, however, when something fell onto his arm. He blinked at the strange ornament that had fallen off Yami, panicking soon after.
"Oh My Gosh! It's a freaking spider!" he screamed, dropping the joystick and jumping up. He desperately brushed the fake spider hair-clip off his arm, whilst making a mad dash to his yami.
As soon as Bakura had calmed down after that... humorous..event, a large blur of white hit him in the chest, knocking him over onto his back. When he caught his breath again, he looked down to find Ryou shaking, desperately clinging onto him for his dear life. "Ryou.. as much as I love to have you on top of me.. could you please get off?" he asked, somewhat dryly.
Ryou blinked his eyes open, unaware of the situation he was in. He looked up to meet his yami's annoyed gaze. He looked back down again to find himself in a ...*ahem*.. most interesting position. Of course.. this only made him flush bright scarlet. " ^#^;; um..." was all he could say as he quickly scrambled off his flattened yami.
Three pairs of blinking eyes (belonging to Jounouchi, Yuugi, and Malik. Everyone else was either oblivious or just weren't present) stared down at the two white-haired teens. "What was that about?" all three asked in unison.
Ryou never answered, he was just staring at the little spider hair-clip as if it would jump up and attack him. His eyes darted back and forth between his guests and the little clip. He didn't dare look away too long, for fear of the clip suddenly coming to life and biting him.
"He fears spiders," Bakura said casually. His expression was quite bored, as if this happened every day. "You should see what happens when you dangle a large stuffed one infront of him. He goes ballistic!" Something big, black and furry was instantly thrusted infront of the yami. He backed up in surprised, but twitched an eye when he saw Malik happily holding out a stuffed spider.
"Will this do?" the blonde asked.
"Yeah, yeah," Bakura waved the spider away. He shuddered a moment before saying, "Just make sure you have ear plugs-" but he was too late. Malik had already thrown the stuffed arachnid at Ryou.
The hikari blinked as the black fur ball landed on his lap. He froze up as he noticed it had.. more than four legs... 'four, five, six, seven...*gulp*...eight!'.....
The shrill sound of Ryou's high pitched scream rattled the windows to his home.
Everyone inside clutched their ears in pain- save for Anzu and Seto, who surprisingly had earmuffs on... Bakura staggered towards his hikari and hurriedly plucked the stuffed spider off of Ryou's lap. The boy instantly stopped the horrific screamed and blinked stupidly down at his lap.
"Oh.. It's gone.." he said. Ryou looked around the room, while everyone was trying to recover their hearing (they hoped hearing aids wouldn't be needed for a long while..). His eyes fell upon a certain eight legged hair clip on the ground. Ryou took a large breath, preparing for another one of his screaming fits.
Jounouchi was the first to recover, the loud ringing in his ears slowly subsiding. He glanced down at Ryou, and noticed he was looking at the spider-clip, whilst drawing a deep breath. Jounouchi immediately bent down to retrieve the object, hiding it from Ryou's view. Good thing too.. Ryou was about to scream..
"AAH- Oh.. That's gone too.." Ryou said with.. disappointment? Had he WANTED to blow their ears up?
Yuugi and Malik fell over when they had got their hearing back. "Let's.. never go through that again.." they both suggested.
Bakura nodded, "I agree whole heartily."
Jounouchi blinked up at Bakura, obviously amazed. "Wow.. and you have to put up with that almost everyday?" he asked, as if Bakura were his hero.
"Yup...everyday. Or as long as there are spiders around."
"I feel sorry for you.." Jounouchi said in a sympathetic tone.
"You should- HEY! Are you pitying me?" Bakura twitched a brow. "I'll tell you one thing I hate.. PITY! I hate being pitied, and if you do that one more time, I swear I'll feed you to Floofle!" he screamed, twitching some more.
Jounouchi glared at the pissed off yami. "Jeeze.. I'm only human.. Unlike you."
"Care to say that again?" Bakura threatened.
The blonde shrugged. "I'm only telling the truth. Aren't you a spirit from one of the mystical items? Or was that all a cover-up?"
Bakura growled menacingly, "Care to meet Floofle?"
"Floofle?..."
"Yes.. that hell hound in the neighbour's yard. About the size of a pea, but surprisingly lethal," Bakura said.
Jounouchi was unphased. "Poodle, I'm guessing?" Bakura nodded. "Yikes.. those things really bite!"
"Correct. And you'll be its next bite victim if you don't shut up!" Jounouchi opened him mouth to protest, but Bakura cut him off with a chomping sound (imitating a poodle bite).
Just as silence was settling amongst the group of teens, something strange happened. Something so horrific, it would make your skin crawl. Something happened that would change their lives forever...
The electricity went out.
"Well.... That was dramatic," Bakura said dryly, commenting on the authoress's work.
((-Nadako: Hey..what's this? *opens a letter* *twitch twitch* Bakura....
((-Bakura: *looks innocent* Hn?
((-Nadako: I got another bill... *twitch* You didn't break another fourth wall did you?
((-Bakura: *gulp*...*smack*
((-Nadako: *holds up fan*
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Private Mariku was behind the fence once again, peering over to spy on the vicious canine located on the other side. He growled out of despise for the animal. He was just about to carry out Plan B of the attack- which included throwing the canine a bone, then smacking it with a large stick while it was distracted- when a sudden alarm rang.
Oops.. my mistake. Not an alarm.. a scream.
In any case, the sound startled Mariku as he aimed and threw the bone at his enemy. This caused his aim to worsen and the bone he threw somehow landed up in a tree nearby. He clutched his ears as the screaming for bloody murder continued.
'Curses! That was my last bone!'
After what seemed like an eternity, the screaming finally ceased. Mariku pulled his fingers out of his ear and blinked stupidly. 'What the heck's happening in there? Better go check it out. Who knows what terrors await Private Mariku!' he thought as he raced back into Ryou's home. He tripped over some cord on the way. Funny thing is...
All the power in the neighbourhood went out...
'Curses...' Mariku...cursed.
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"Great. Now what do we do?" Bakura whined. This was turning out to be one heck of a party...
Apparently, no one had heard him. For when he turned back to the group, they were all sitting around a lit candle singing 'koombaya' (however you spell that) and swaying together from side to side.
His brow twitched for the fourth time. "How can you find singing such an amusement?!" he asked, more like screamed at them.
Yuugi turned to the disgruntled yami, but only smiled and said (in such a digustingly happy voice), "Join us Bakura! It's great fun!"
Bakura twitched his nose. "Don't tell me... There's a purple dinosaur about to come in and say 'I LOVE YOU ALL!'" he said.
Suddenly, the door burst open and someone fell in. Bakura froze. He feared it may be the infamous purple skinned dino that all grown children hated. But he sighed in relief as he saw his fellow yami's psychotic face. But something Mariku said made Bakura shudder violently...
.....
........ Wait for it....
......
"I LOVE YOU ALL!"
Even more surprising was the response he got from the group of teens (excluding Anzu and Seto, their computer seemed to be still on... and excluding Yami, who was at the time still trying to get rid of the...make-up...) sitting around the 'fire' singing...
....
"WE ALL LOVE YOU TOO MARIKU!"
Bakura just stared at them all. His eyes merely tiny dots on his pale face, a sweat drop running down the side of his head like in the anime shows.
What the Hell was happening?....
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Nadako: OMFG! *falls laughing* Now THAT was insane!
Bakura: *scoff* You're the one who wrote it...
Nadako: *grins* Writing late at night really does wonders for humor fics.. *cackles*
Bakura: I'm scared.. seriously I am...
Nadako: Bwuahahahahaha-*choke cough* bleh.. BWUAHAHAHA-*choke* *ahem*.. BWUAHA-*choke choke* *growls*
Bakura: ¬¬ This is too weird...
'I LOVE YOU ALL' *cough* Thanks to...
Mina-chan AMD :: Thanks for the reivew! I finally finished this chapter, so I should be able to go read your fics now!
Mooncinder aka Dreamy-Eyes1 :: I'm glad you thought it was funny... I thought THIS chapter was downright hilraious! *falls laughing* *ahem* anyways.. thanks for the review!
sdrive :: O.O;; I'm not going to ask.. actually.. I am.. How the heck can you make a hikari and yami out of Toad and Bowser, Shi? That is.. unless Toad is Yuugi (small and shrimpy) and then Bowser is Yami (ugly with all that make-up on in this chapter ^0^). Oh and it's exercise.. I always had trouble spelling that word o.o;;
Ryou Bakura Obsessor :: Are you on laughing gas? O_o... You're laughing so hard that you can't type..? OMG! Did you fall out of your chair?! XD er yeah. Thanks for the review!
Peace Writer :: Is Shi threatening you? By all means.. please use the 'Lessons in the Art of Destruction and Demolition of the Yami Civilization' book! (in my new fic 'Return the Innocence, Before it's too Late!). Sorry I haven't read your fic yet.. I've been busy, haven't been reading or writing much, but I'll make sure I read yours along with the ones Mina and Sdrive wrote that I have to read too.. o.o;; I'm going to be busy for a while... XD Thanks!
Saturn Imp :: Lol! Thanks for telling me! But I'm just too lazy to fix it.. =.=. OH! I noticed you spelt 'furry' wrong too... 'kuriboh's are fury'. XD Now we're even... LOL Thanks for the review!
BlueMew :: Disturbing? Hn... Well this chapter should have been even more disturbing XD... what with Mariku shouting out 'I LOVE YOU ALL' ...*shudders*.. I regret writing that now...
Windswift :: Unfortunately.. I'm the 'anit-social author' of the anger management book.. =P heh-heh... XD But yes.. I am anti-social.. I fear people.. *hiss*... Aren't you glad I responded? XD You love your review responses neh?
labyrinth of chaos :: *pat pat* You wrote everything so nonchalantly (if I used that word correctly..) that I thought you were a bot of some sort O.o. Well thanks for the review!
SilverWinter :: WAH! I updated! Aren't you glad! I actually got off my butt to do something useful (in your point of view)!!
Princess Hallie :: *is flattered* You love this story? I'm glad! Mariku's strange in this chapter.. not funny O.o And yes.. Yami is still stupid XD. *is being chased by Yami Fangirls*
Nari(-chan) :: Wow.. your yami's rude..*huff* XD try the 'Lesson's in the Art of Desturction and Demolition of the Yami Civilization' book? XD it does wonders for us hikaris... Thanks for the review! Now I must go reread your stories.. since you reposted.
Rei Akita :: Thanks for the review!
Misura :: I'm glad you liked it all. Yuugi finally caught Yami ^0^ aah... and he destroyed his looks too *cackles* Thanks for the reivew.