A/N: I appoligize for leaving you all hanging from the last chapter. I'm pretty sure you're all eager to know what awaits Bakura *sarcasm*. Eh.. yeah. I've been really busy, lazy, and addicted to deviantART. O__O maybe I should just shut up and start writing...
...Again.. I'm sorry for the long..LONG...LOOONG wait =)
Disclaimer:
Shall I take the burden off of the characters?... *waits*... I didn't think so. *smacks someone*
Malik: *has been smacked* @_@ Nadako-Mika doesn't own YuGiOh.
Bakura's Annoyed- What Will He Do?
Chapter 8: Barney? An Idol or Hero?
By: Nadako-Mika
"I love YOU! You love ME!..."
Oh dear Lord...
"We're a HAPPY family!.."
Make it stop!
Bakura twitched involuntarily as the group of highly distressed teens began to sing. What's so bad about singing? Well.. they: were singing TOGETHER; were WAY off key; and what's worse? They sang the BARNEY song! *audience gasps*
" *cries* I love you Jounouchi!" Yuugi sobbed as he gave Jounouchi a big bear hug.
Ryou clung onto Malik's arm, whilst saying, "Promise me we'll be friends forever!"
"You'll always be my friend, Ryou!" Malik then answered, a big grin plastered on his face.
"No one loves me!" Mariku cried, large streams of tears running from his eyes. Yes.. rather LARGE streams...
"We love you, Mariku!" the other four teens exclaimed in unison.
"I'm HAPPY!" Mariku piped up. He began prancing- yes.. PRANCING- around the group of teens (who were now back to singing the Barney song).
Bakura shuddered violently and made a mad dash towards the stairs, but not before being thoroughly glomped by the prancing Mariku. After a few minutes of attempting to pry Mariku off his leg, Bakura decided to just drag the strangely happy yami along with him. Hopefully, he would be able to knock some sense into Mariku as the teen was being dragged up the stairs.. roughly.
Alas, Bakura never made it to the sanctuary of the stairs.
"Huh?.." He suddenly felt more weight applied to his free leg. He looked down.., "Ryou! Get off!"
His hikari just looked up. Bakura stiffened, 'Oh gosh.. no... NOOO!'
Now you're probably wondering why Bakura was frightened. I mean, Ryou only just looked up at him, right? Well, add the looking up part with the fact that he was staring cutely and...innocently.. *ding ding* Does that ring a bell? You know... Innocence plus hikaris? Innocence + Hikari = "Special Hikari Powers".
"Come and sing with us, Bakura!" Ryou said.
Oh boy...
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"Do you want another hug, Bakura?"
"How about some candy? Sugar should cheer you up!"
"Let's sing again!"
"Yeah!"
"I love you! You love me! We're a happy family!"
Poor Bakura. He was currently tied up in the corner of the living room. His 'friends' were currently circling him and ranting on about nice...kind.. friendly *shudder* things. He swore they were doing it just to vex him.
And now they've gone to singing the Barney song once again... Oh joy.
"I love you! You Love me!"
'I hate you... you hate me...'
"We're a HAPPY family!"
'Let's gang up and kill Barney...' Hey.. not bad, not bad. Catchy tune! 'We'll kick him in the *beep* and shoot him in the head! Now that purple dino's dead!'
To this.. Bakura started grinning.
Jounouchi was the first to notice the yami's obviously strange behavior. "Hey look, everyone! Bakura's smiling!" he announced.
"Do you think the song worked?" Yuugi asked anxiously.
"Bakura! Sing with us!"
"I love you! You love me!"
"I hate you! You hate me!" Bakura sang along. Granted, he sang his version of the song.
Yuugi and Jounouchi frowned at his lyrics, but continued singing. "We're a happy family~"
"Let's gang up and kill Barney!"
At this point, everyone stops singing and stares at Bakura with hatred. How dare he ruin the happy song! How dare he imply that the all mighty Purple Skinned Dino- who, by the way, wouldn't be able to fit through a door -should be... KILLED. Well, he was on the right track, but they would never admit that ^_______^.
"We'll kick him in the *beep*," a gasp at the yami's choice of words, "and we'll shoot him in the head!"
Ryou and Malik glared at Bakura with deep despise. No one, and they mean NO ONE shoots Barney; let alone kick him in the *beep*.
"Now that purple di~noooo's.... *gasp* DEEEEAAAAAADDD!!!" Bakura finished the song off in a grand manner. The grin he originally started out with had bloomed, and now covered half of his face ( O___o if you can immagine that...). But that smile was whiped off when he saw the many glares sent by the teens infront of him. "Uh... *gulp*"
"Did you hear that?!" Malik cried out, "He insulted Barney!"
"Oh no!" Yuugi exclaimed dramatically... VERY dramatically. "He insulted.. BARNEY? *faints*" ..... Yup... *points* A drama queen.
"No one get's away with insulting MY hero!" Mariku said.
Bakura's eyes were once again mere dots. He wore a disbelieving grin, the corners of his mouth twitching ever so often. First they act like 5 year olds, then they start singing along to the Barney theme song, and now they're sticking up for the infamous Barney?! Who drugged their drinks?!
The group of five slowly, but menacingly, advanced on him. They all wore scowls of hatred. This made the Tomb Robber think... were followers of the immaginary purple skinned dino allowed to hate? *gulp* Were they allowed to gang up on a poor, helpless tomb robber (who doubled as a yami) up?
They were gaining on him, forcing him to back up against the wall. He had almost made it to the basement door, but was pushed aside by Mariku. Now they were upon him, growling and sneering. Oh dear... He didn't seem to have a bright future instore for him. Maybe he should plan out a will right now- oh.. but he was already dead.. ^^;
Yami suddenly strolled into the room.
Perhaps there was hope after all.
'Don't get caught and help me out!' was what ran through Bakura's mind.
"What are you all doing?" the Pharaoh asked loudly.
Argh... they were doomed -__-
Yuugi piped up, "Why, hello dear Yami!"
"Uh.. Hi Yuugi...," Yami replied somewhat hestitantly. Yuugi wasn't chasing him around? ... How odd.
"How about you join us in a song?"
"What...song..?"
"THE BARNEY SONG!"
"................" Yami just stared and blinked stupidly at the group of teens infront of him. His eyes rested on a shaking Bakura. The Tomb Robber wore that obvious face that said 'Help me out!'. Well.. Yami could tell something was wrong... "Why is the Tomb Robber shaking with fright?"
"I am NOT shaking with fright!!!"
"Because he insulted Barney and we're out for revenge," Ryou answered.
Yami nodded. "I see. Well.. I better leave you to your singing and vengeful ways. Bye!" he said before trying to make an escape. 'TRYING' being the key word.
"Hey! Don't you leave me with these insane people!!" Bakura screamed.
Yami was about to stop, turn around, and make a mocking face towards the enemy Yami, but not before choking. Someone had caught onto the collar of this jacket.
"Don't leave us, Yami!" Malik cried, "You can't leave! You have to sing!"
"And what if I don't want to?"
"You'll sing... Or else!" Yuugi said, venom dripping in his voice. This left an air of mystery and suspense floating around the crew....
Everyone was silent after that remark. That is.. until Yami suddenly cried out.
"HEY LOOK! There's Barney!" Hey.. he'd try anything to get himself out of his current predicament..
"Ha-ha.. nice try Pharaoh," Bakura sneered, "As if they're stupid enough to-"
"Where?!" Five teens cried out, before dashing out the door, searching for their idol.
Yami smirked and said smuggly, "You were saying?"
Bakura only mumbled.
The Pharaoh took hold of the ropes that were bound around Bakura, and dragged the poor Tomb Robber to the bottom of the stairs. Bakura protested against Yami's actions.
"You COULD be a little more careful, you know. Ow, hey! Watch it! I almost crashed into that table leg!"
"I hoped it would shut you up..."
By the time they actually reached the stairs, Bakura was yelling at the Pharaoh. "You're not going to drag me up those stairs are you?! Show a fellow Yami some mercy! Hey! Ow! Watch the corner!.... What are you going to do with that roll of duct tape?"
Yami rolled his eyes. "I'm just going to tape myself to the wall!" he stated, annoyance and sarcasm lined his voice. He ripped off a piece of the heavy tape and placed it over Bakura's mouth. =)
"What?! No! Wait- Mpphhh phhrrrfff!" And then he was gagged ^___^. Let's just hope he doesn't scream when it's ripped - *cough* er.. 'taken' off.
"Where's Barney? I don't see him!" came the distant voice of Yuugi.
"We should get going! Must hide before they find us!" Yami said before running up the stairs. Painfully dragging Bakura along with him...
Poor Bakura... He takes all the pain ^_^U.
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A/N: I think this chapter was short.. *sigh* Oh well. At least I updated ^^; Do I torture Bakura too much? XD Eh-heheheh... No other comments, except for.... THANK YOU FOR BEING SO PATIENT WITH ME! I'm a slow writer, and tend to get distracted from my work ^0^;;;;
Thanks to:...
BlueMew - Bleh.. Sorry.. ^^;; Couldn't update quickly -____- Thanks for reviewing! ^^
Mina-chan AMD - Yeah. FFnet tends to cut off reviews when you use those little arrow things '>' and such. ^^; thanks for the review!
Nari-chan SND - I don't know what's wrong with Mariku x_x Maybe the poodle operation got to his head. XD We'll find out soon though... Thanks for reviewing!
labyrinth of chaos - Mariku sounds like Mojo-jojo? O___o Re-A-lly?
Rei Akita - Thanx for the compliment ^^. Thanks for the review too!
Windswift - The fourth wall... I just recently learned about it o_o;. It's like some border between the author and the characters in a story. As one writes a story, you tend to try NOT to put yourself, or any mention of yourself, into the fic/story. Unless of course... You're writing a Mary Sue that includes yourself... *cough*. Therefore, when we 'accidently' mention authors in a fic, we call it the 'Fourth Wall Breakage'. I sound all professional XD. Go me! LOL! Did that sort of explain it? If not.. seek an expert =). Thanks for reviewing!
SilverWinter - Fwuaha. Glad you liked it =) And there was more Barney insanity in THIS chapter o_o
Melony_Mutou - O___O long review! But I'm glad =3. *ahem* In answer to your questions...:
-First off, Yami's hair. Yeah.. I forgot to describe it. So I'll just leave it up to you readers to think of something hideous! XD Use your immagination. Just think of braids.. *cough*.
-Was Bakura sarcastic when he said 'Ryou.. as much as I love to have you on top of me...etc.'? Yes. Or else he would have blushed deep crimson. Eh-heheh.
-Will the 'Big Blue Book of Anger Management' be in the story again? Yes, I'm planning on putting more of it in. XD After all.. we still don't know who wrote the book =).
-'where did you get the idea of the book?' No where really. I've read fics about the yamis writing little guides. I found it hilarious, but I thought... wouldn't it be even funnier if it were the characters taking lessons, instead of us? And I love books with long names.. =D
-Your yami wants a list to other humor fics? ^0^;; I only have one other one, called 'Return the Innocence, Before it's Too Late!' I don't write much humor.
Wow.. so many questions.. but that proves you've truly read my story. *glomps you* THANK YOU!
Ryou Bakura Obsessor - Ryou can speak your laughing language? O_o he's got talent.. LOL! Yes.. Ryou Bakura ish hot XD.
sdrive - Wahaha! That's right! Use those hikari powers! XD Thanks for reviewing! I"m sorry I haven't updated much..
Carmen5-Nemrac - Eh-heheh. it's alright. I'm sorry for not updating o.o.
Princess Hallie - *ish flattered* Thanks! Yeah! Mariku IS awesome! *glomps Mariku* But I love Bakura too.. *pats Bakura* Thanks for the review!
Sour Schuyler - o____o... right.. o.o laugh enough? LOL. Thanks!
Mooncinder - Wah.. everyone's laughing! ...Please don't wet your pants.. (eew.. that wasn't pleasant ~_~) *cough...COUGH* Thanks!
Peace Writer - It did it again! I'm away for a bit and now lots of people have posted fics I need to read! @_@ *foomp falls* I must find time to read.. and write.. gahh... I don't know which shortcut Jou used. XD I haven't played that game in such a long time.. and I never used shortcutes *cackle* I won fair and square! I had talent! ^-^ *ego growing*
Saturn Imp - ^^; Thanks for the review!
I'm sure there are a lot more of you readers out there that I should thank.. so.. Thank you everyone who read (even if you were too lazy to review x_x LOL j/j)
Next update may be a while.. X_x Sorry for the inconvenience. At least I'm telling you a head of time.