Chapter 3: Even MORE singing! Oh the joy...
"Once again, welcome to American Idol! I'm Bryan Mecrest, the idiot jerk who is the host of this show! Tonight we have a great show. To start it, we have Ron Weasley singing "Girlfriend" by Daniel Beddingfield! Whoo, whoo!"
Ron ran out onto the stage, his ears a deep shade of burgundy, and started to sing into the microphone.
Girlfriend
You make my head start spinning around
And all I can ever hear is the sound of your heart beating in my ears
Girlfriend
This boy has found a reason to sing
You're reminding me of everything
That I hold dear in my heart
"Aw..." the crowd said loudly as one. Ron's ears turned even darker but he still continued on.
And I'm feeling elevated
Lifted to my highest dream
My whole world's revolving in circles round your heart
You gotta be the one for me
Or else life makes no sense
So wrap your arms around me
Kiss me 'til I'm dead
The crowd screamed Ron's name as he continued the song. They loved his and Hermione's relationship. It was their Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey romance for the wizarding world.
When Ron finished the song he left the stage quickly before the judges even had time to judge him and ran over to his girlfriend, who he greeted enthusiastically with a hug and a kiss.
"Ron you were amazing!" Hermione Granger said to her boyfriend as she wrapped her arms around him.
"I was really, really awful," Ron said blushing. Hermione just smiled and rested her head against his chest and sighed happily.
"And up next we have a special performer! Please welcome Harry Potter singing "Something's Missing" by JOHN MAYER!!!"
Harry walked on to the stage wearing all black and looking moody and depressed.
I'm not alone
I wish I was
'Cause then I'd know
I was down because
I couldn't find
A friend around
To love me like
They do right now
The crowd started clapping their hands in time to the beat and cheering happily, but stopped when Harry threw them a dark glare.
Something's missing
And I don't know how to fix it
Something's missing
And I don't know what it is
At all
Harry finished the song and the crowd clapped politely.
"Oh Harry, that was truly depressing. Next time, you should do something more fun and upbeat!" Paula said.
"I actually enjoyed it," Simmon said.
"You would," Paula told the man. Simmon ignored her.
"Dawg, it wasn't that good dawg. Although I did enjoy all the black," Mandy said.
"Whatever," Harry said moodily. He left to go wander around aimlessly, because that's just what angsty teenagers do.
A few moments later, Bryan Mecrest yelled out to the crowd, "And up next we have Hermione Granger singing "Push" by Sarah McLachlan! GO HERMIONE!"
"This is for Ron."
Every time I look at you the world just melts away
All my troubles all my fears dissolve in your affections
You've seen me at my weakest but you take me as I am
And when I fall you offer me a softer place to land
You stay the course you hold the line you keep it all together
You're the one true thing I know I can believe in
You're all the things that I desire, you save me, you complete me
You're the one true thing I know I can believe
I get mad so easy but you give me room to breathe
No matter what I say or do 'cause you're too good to fight about it
Even when I have to push just to see how far you'll go
You won't stoop down to battle but you never turn to go
Out in the audience, Ron was smiling uncontrollably, his heart ready to burst from all the happiness and love he had in his heart for the young woman.
Your love is just the antidote when nothing else will cure me
There are times I can't decide when I can't tell up from down
You make me feel less crazy when otherwise I'd drown
But you pick me up and brush me off and tell me I'm OK
Sometimes that's just what we need to get us through the day
"Oh Hermione, you were just absolutely, positively, without a doubt WONDERFUL!" Paula Shabrool said. "And, I thought you'd like to know, I am now the official president of your fan club!" Paula said with a large smile. "See, I have the Hermione Granger T-shirt, the Hermione Granger hat, the Hermione Granger jewelry set, the Hermione Granger pants-"
"We get the picture Paula," Simmon, who was seated next to Paula, said into his microphone. "Anyway, Hermione. You were just AWFUL. You just cannot sing. I can't believe you have made it this far because you are just extremely bad. You have no talent whatsoever. Also-"
Simmon stopped abruptly when Ron came marching up to him and stood in front of him, towering over the short man.
"What did you say to her?" he asked menacingly.
"That she's awful?" Simmon guessed. "I really don't know, I said a lot of things." Ron punched him.
"Ron, you're my hero!" Paula shouted. She took off her Hermione Granger clothing to reveal Ron Weasley clothing underneath.
"Don't EVER talk that way to her again. Come on Hermione." And with that, the two of them left the hall together without looking back.
"Um, well, anyways...... Next up we have Draco Malfoy singing Naughty Girl by Beyonce!"
Draco ran onto the stage then, wearing a sparkly red dress with matching heels and looking thoroughly excited and happy to be wearing a dress.
I'm feelin' sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame
I'm feelin' kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin' so crazy babe
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
Meanwhile backstage......
"Hiya Harry!" a voice called cheerily to him. Harry looked around and saw Ginny Weasley watching Draco shimmy around on the stage from the side, and waving him over.
"Hello Ginny," Harry said.
"You know I never thought Malfoy would be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I am fully supportive of him," Ginny said with a nod. Harry just nodded and smiled. "You were really great by the way." Harry blushed.
"Thanks."
"Where do you suppose Ron and Hermione left to?" Harry shrugged.
"Dunno."
"I still can't believe Ron punched him. It was so sweet."
"Yeah," Harry said.
"Harry can I tell you something?" Ginny asked him.
"'Course Gin," Harry said with a smile.
"Good." And then she wrapped her hands around his neck and pulled him into her, kissing him. They broke apart a few seconds later.
"Phwoar," was all Harry could get out.
"That felt nice," Ginny said. The two kissed again, this time longer.
"Was there something you wanted to tell me?" Harry asked once they had broken apart.
"Geez Harry. I like you. And I'm thinking that you like me. I'm also thinking that we should do something this weekend. Together."
"Are you asking me out?" Harry asked with a smile. Ginny grinned.
"Are you saying yes?" Harry kissed her.
They were mid-kiss when Bryan Mecrest yelled out, "And up next is GINNY WEASLEY singing I THINK I'M IN LOVE by JESSICA SIMPSON!"
Ginny ignored the call and remained in Harry's arms.
"Ginny Weasley, you're on!"
"Gin, that's you," Harry said, breaking their kiss.
"Back in a minute," Ginny said, giving him a quick kiss.
Every time you're near me
I get kind of crazy in my head for you
I don't know what to do
And oh baby
I get kind of shaky when they mention you
I just lose my cool
My friends tell me
Something has come over me
And I think I know what it is
I think I'm in love
Boy I think that I'm in love with you
I've been doing silly things when it comes to you
I've been tellin all my friends what I feel for you
Ginny stopped after finishing the chorus and didn't go on.
"Thank you! I'm done! I'm off to snog my boyfriend!" Ginny said. The crowd went insane as Ginny left the stage.
"Thank you Ginny for that short performance! Next up we have a very special treat for you! Please welcome Kelly Clarkson, Justin Guarini, and Clay Aiken!"
KELLY Good morning
Good morning
We've talked the whole night through
Good morning
Good morning
To you
JUSTIN In the morning
In the morning
It's great to stay up late
Good morning
Good morning
To you
The threesome started doing buffalos across the stage. They did some intricate tap moves while singing and flailing their arms about.
Good morning to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
The crowd cheered crazily when they finished.
"Whoa! That was some AWESOME tap dancing! Would all the contestants return to the stage please?" Bryan asked. They all (including Ron and Hermione) appeared on the stage a second later.
"Ron! Let's start with you. You sang "Girlfriend" by Daniel Beddingfield. Hogwarts voted, you're safe."
The crowd cheered.
"Ginny, you sang part of "I Think I'm In Love" by Jessica Simpson. Hogwarts voted, you're safe!"
The crowd cheered.
"Hermione and Draco, would you please-"
COMMERCIAL!
Hermione: Boy, singing sure makes me hungry!
Ron: Me too! Let's get some food! But where?
Draco: Somewhere where there will be other fruity boys!
Ginny: Let's go to SUBWAY!
All: YAY SUBWAY!
all run over to SUBWAY while singing
Hermione: Oh SUBWAY! You always have great foooooood!
Ron: Oh SUBWAY you are not a duuuuuuude!
Ginny: Oh SUBWAY you are so fresh!
Draco: Oh SUBWAY! Look guys, I'm wearing mesh! shows all mesh skirt
Announcer: SUBWAY, EAT FRESH!
Back to the show....
"Dance like a chicken?" Bryan asked.
"What?!" Hermione asked.
"No? Well, it was worth a try. Well while you please step forward?" The two did so.
"Wait!"
The crowd looked to Ginny.
"Yes Ginny?" Bryan said.
"I just want to say that, this is my last episode. I quit. I want to be able to watch from the audience with Harry and not have to perform."
The crowd groaned.
"We'll miss you Ginny!" one person from the crowd yelled out.
"Yeah!" another yelled out.
"A-town ! another yelled out.
"It is my duty to inform you all that Hermione............................................................................................................................................................................................................ .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................................................................................................will be back next week! Draco, sorry but you're going home."
"It's 'kay. I've already got a record deal and plans for my new TV show are in the works! Thanks y'all! Kisses! Bye!" And Draco left the stage of HOGWARTS IDOL, forever.
Is it just me or is this losing it's funny? Well, that's not really a problem since the next chapter is it's last! 'Oh no!' I hear you cry (probably). I'm really looking forward to this next chapter, I've been wanting to write it for ages! Well, I better get going. I love you all!
always
molly
Next time on HOGWARTS IDOL...
Ron and Hermione go head to head for the championship!
Something surprising happens!
Lots and lots of singing madness!
All your favorites come back!
Somebody wins HOGWARTS IDOL!
See what happens to all your favorite characters!
"Once again, welcome to American Idol! I'm Bryan Mecrest, the idiot jerk who is the host of this show! Tonight we have a great show. To start it, we have Ron Weasley singing "Girlfriend" by Daniel Beddingfield! Whoo, whoo!"
Ron ran out onto the stage, his ears a deep shade of burgundy, and started to sing into the microphone.
Girlfriend
You make my head start spinning around
And all I can ever hear is the sound of your heart beating in my ears
Girlfriend
This boy has found a reason to sing
You're reminding me of everything
That I hold dear in my heart
"Aw..." the crowd said loudly as one. Ron's ears turned even darker but he still continued on.
And I'm feeling elevated
Lifted to my highest dream
My whole world's revolving in circles round your heart
You gotta be the one for me
Or else life makes no sense
So wrap your arms around me
Kiss me 'til I'm dead
The crowd screamed Ron's name as he continued the song. They loved his and Hermione's relationship. It was their Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey romance for the wizarding world.
When Ron finished the song he left the stage quickly before the judges even had time to judge him and ran over to his girlfriend, who he greeted enthusiastically with a hug and a kiss.
"Ron you were amazing!" Hermione Granger said to her boyfriend as she wrapped her arms around him.
"I was really, really awful," Ron said blushing. Hermione just smiled and rested her head against his chest and sighed happily.
"And up next we have a special performer! Please welcome Harry Potter singing "Something's Missing" by JOHN MAYER!!!"
Harry walked on to the stage wearing all black and looking moody and depressed.
I'm not alone
I wish I was
'Cause then I'd know
I was down because
I couldn't find
A friend around
To love me like
They do right now
The crowd started clapping their hands in time to the beat and cheering happily, but stopped when Harry threw them a dark glare.
Something's missing
And I don't know how to fix it
Something's missing
And I don't know what it is
At all
Harry finished the song and the crowd clapped politely.
"Oh Harry, that was truly depressing. Next time, you should do something more fun and upbeat!" Paula said.
"I actually enjoyed it," Simmon said.
"You would," Paula told the man. Simmon ignored her.
"Dawg, it wasn't that good dawg. Although I did enjoy all the black," Mandy said.
"Whatever," Harry said moodily. He left to go wander around aimlessly, because that's just what angsty teenagers do.
A few moments later, Bryan Mecrest yelled out to the crowd, "And up next we have Hermione Granger singing "Push" by Sarah McLachlan! GO HERMIONE!"
"This is for Ron."
Every time I look at you the world just melts away
All my troubles all my fears dissolve in your affections
You've seen me at my weakest but you take me as I am
And when I fall you offer me a softer place to land
You stay the course you hold the line you keep it all together
You're the one true thing I know I can believe in
You're all the things that I desire, you save me, you complete me
You're the one true thing I know I can believe
I get mad so easy but you give me room to breathe
No matter what I say or do 'cause you're too good to fight about it
Even when I have to push just to see how far you'll go
You won't stoop down to battle but you never turn to go
Out in the audience, Ron was smiling uncontrollably, his heart ready to burst from all the happiness and love he had in his heart for the young woman.
Your love is just the antidote when nothing else will cure me
There are times I can't decide when I can't tell up from down
You make me feel less crazy when otherwise I'd drown
But you pick me up and brush me off and tell me I'm OK
Sometimes that's just what we need to get us through the day
"Oh Hermione, you were just absolutely, positively, without a doubt WONDERFUL!" Paula Shabrool said. "And, I thought you'd like to know, I am now the official president of your fan club!" Paula said with a large smile. "See, I have the Hermione Granger T-shirt, the Hermione Granger hat, the Hermione Granger jewelry set, the Hermione Granger pants-"
"We get the picture Paula," Simmon, who was seated next to Paula, said into his microphone. "Anyway, Hermione. You were just AWFUL. You just cannot sing. I can't believe you have made it this far because you are just extremely bad. You have no talent whatsoever. Also-"
Simmon stopped abruptly when Ron came marching up to him and stood in front of him, towering over the short man.
"What did you say to her?" he asked menacingly.
"That she's awful?" Simmon guessed. "I really don't know, I said a lot of things." Ron punched him.
"Ron, you're my hero!" Paula shouted. She took off her Hermione Granger clothing to reveal Ron Weasley clothing underneath.
"Don't EVER talk that way to her again. Come on Hermione." And with that, the two of them left the hall together without looking back.
"Um, well, anyways...... Next up we have Draco Malfoy singing Naughty Girl by Beyonce!"
Draco ran onto the stage then, wearing a sparkly red dress with matching heels and looking thoroughly excited and happy to be wearing a dress.
I'm feelin' sexy
I wanna hear you say my name boy
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame
I'm feelin' kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me
Baby the minute I feel your energy
Your vibe's just taken over me
Start feelin' so crazy babe
I feel the funk coming over me
I don't know what's gotten into me
The rhythm's got me feelin' so crazy babe
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
We're gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I'll be your naughty girl
I'm callin' all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
Meanwhile backstage......
"Hiya Harry!" a voice called cheerily to him. Harry looked around and saw Ginny Weasley watching Draco shimmy around on the stage from the side, and waving him over.
"Hello Ginny," Harry said.
"You know I never thought Malfoy would be gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I am fully supportive of him," Ginny said with a nod. Harry just nodded and smiled. "You were really great by the way." Harry blushed.
"Thanks."
"Where do you suppose Ron and Hermione left to?" Harry shrugged.
"Dunno."
"I still can't believe Ron punched him. It was so sweet."
"Yeah," Harry said.
"Harry can I tell you something?" Ginny asked him.
"'Course Gin," Harry said with a smile.
"Good." And then she wrapped her hands around his neck and pulled him into her, kissing him. They broke apart a few seconds later.
"Phwoar," was all Harry could get out.
"That felt nice," Ginny said. The two kissed again, this time longer.
"Was there something you wanted to tell me?" Harry asked once they had broken apart.
"Geez Harry. I like you. And I'm thinking that you like me. I'm also thinking that we should do something this weekend. Together."
"Are you asking me out?" Harry asked with a smile. Ginny grinned.
"Are you saying yes?" Harry kissed her.
They were mid-kiss when Bryan Mecrest yelled out, "And up next is GINNY WEASLEY singing I THINK I'M IN LOVE by JESSICA SIMPSON!"
Ginny ignored the call and remained in Harry's arms.
"Ginny Weasley, you're on!"
"Gin, that's you," Harry said, breaking their kiss.
"Back in a minute," Ginny said, giving him a quick kiss.
Every time you're near me
I get kind of crazy in my head for you
I don't know what to do
And oh baby
I get kind of shaky when they mention you
I just lose my cool
My friends tell me
Something has come over me
And I think I know what it is
I think I'm in love
Boy I think that I'm in love with you
I've been doing silly things when it comes to you
I've been tellin all my friends what I feel for you
Ginny stopped after finishing the chorus and didn't go on.
"Thank you! I'm done! I'm off to snog my boyfriend!" Ginny said. The crowd went insane as Ginny left the stage.
"Thank you Ginny for that short performance! Next up we have a very special treat for you! Please welcome Kelly Clarkson, Justin Guarini, and Clay Aiken!"
KELLY Good morning
Good morning
We've talked the whole night through
Good morning
Good morning
To you
JUSTIN In the morning
In the morning
It's great to stay up late
Good morning
Good morning
To you
The threesome started doing buffalos across the stage. They did some intricate tap moves while singing and flailing their arms about.
Good morning to YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
The crowd cheered crazily when they finished.
"Whoa! That was some AWESOME tap dancing! Would all the contestants return to the stage please?" Bryan asked. They all (including Ron and Hermione) appeared on the stage a second later.
"Ron! Let's start with you. You sang "Girlfriend" by Daniel Beddingfield. Hogwarts voted, you're safe."
The crowd cheered.
"Ginny, you sang part of "I Think I'm In Love" by Jessica Simpson. Hogwarts voted, you're safe!"
The crowd cheered.
"Hermione and Draco, would you please-"
COMMERCIAL!
Hermione: Boy, singing sure makes me hungry!
Ron: Me too! Let's get some food! But where?
Draco: Somewhere where there will be other fruity boys!
Ginny: Let's go to SUBWAY!
All: YAY SUBWAY!
all run over to SUBWAY while singing
Hermione: Oh SUBWAY! You always have great foooooood!
Ron: Oh SUBWAY you are not a duuuuuuude!
Ginny: Oh SUBWAY you are so fresh!
Draco: Oh SUBWAY! Look guys, I'm wearing mesh! shows all mesh skirt
Announcer: SUBWAY, EAT FRESH!
Back to the show....
"Dance like a chicken?" Bryan asked.
"What?!" Hermione asked.
"No? Well, it was worth a try. Well while you please step forward?" The two did so.
"Wait!"
The crowd looked to Ginny.
"Yes Ginny?" Bryan said.
"I just want to say that, this is my last episode. I quit. I want to be able to watch from the audience with Harry and not have to perform."
The crowd groaned.
"We'll miss you Ginny!" one person from the crowd yelled out.
"Yeah!" another yelled out.
"A-town ! another yelled out.
"It is my duty to inform you all that Hermione............................................................................................................................................................................................................ .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................................................................................................will be back next week! Draco, sorry but you're going home."
"It's 'kay. I've already got a record deal and plans for my new TV show are in the works! Thanks y'all! Kisses! Bye!" And Draco left the stage of HOGWARTS IDOL, forever.
Is it just me or is this losing it's funny? Well, that's not really a problem since the next chapter is it's last! 'Oh no!' I hear you cry (probably). I'm really looking forward to this next chapter, I've been wanting to write it for ages! Well, I better get going. I love you all!
always
molly
Next time on HOGWARTS IDOL...
Ron and Hermione go head to head for the championship!
Something surprising happens!
Lots and lots of singing madness!
All your favorites come back!
Somebody wins HOGWARTS IDOL!
See what happens to all your favorite characters!