Howdy people!!!!!!!! I'm back with another horrible chapter!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAcoughhackcoughHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Okay….That's over with…..without any further adieu I give you the third chapter! Um…..nobody take any offense!!!!! Please!!!!! Thoughts in ''. Please forgive me if I confuse any of you……Thranduil's & Legolas thoughts pretty much occur at the same time in the paragraphs.

A Little Surprise:

Chapter 3:

'Woman' Problems

Legolas gazed at the surrounding forest and sighed deeply. ' Why do we have to go to boring old Rivendell…Ilmadris…The House of Elrond….whatever in the name of Valar its called!! I only turned everybody's hair pink!!! Well…and there was that pond incident…oh and the dwarf incident too ..not to mention….Okay!…Just calm down you lovely elf you…We can get out of….' "BY THE VALAR!!!!!!!!"

Thranduil also gazed at the scenery. 'Ahh….the sound of the brook, the smell of the trees, the break dancing fish…' He quickly did a double take. "By the beard of …um…somebody…Elrond really needs to keep that ring from his sons. I bet he's getting senile. Unlike me of course."

A elf standing next to Thranduil sighed. "Majesty…you're talking to yourself again"

Thranduil turned a burning gaze to the unfortunate elf. " I DO NOT TALK TO MYSELF!!! Its unseemly, you must have mistaken somebody's voice for mine."

The nameless elf merely sighed "Of course your majesty."

A scream of surprise came towards them from the beginning of the huge line of diplomats, toadies (if the elven society has those people) , lords, ladies, and the occasional dwarf who was trying to be a spy. Thranduil and his entourage quickly, yet sedately rode to where the prince's voice sounded.

Legolas eyes where rooted to the spot. 'She's so….beautiful….her limbs are so smooth and graceful .I must have her!!' And with that thought he ran towards the silvery wonder.

Thranduil came barging in. "Where is that blasted (cough) I mean darling, sweet, angel of the heavens, son of mine." He gave a mighty groan when he saw his son's new love. "Valar strike me down now. Somebody throw me in Mount Doom!!! Anybody!!!!!"

Legolas continued to be happily oblivious, hugging his love. " Don't worry" he crooned. "Nobody will take us apart from each other…"

The tree remained silent because…well, you know trees.

Okay…I'm quite finished now. I hope you smiled a bit (ducks as a rabid gollum is thrown at me) Sorry!!!