Disclaimer: Kitty and I do not own Harry Potter. I can't even afford a new
keyboard so if you sue you'll be lucky if you get pocket lint.
Note: This story is co-authored by KittyMcGonagall and thethirdtroll.
A/N: I know the last chapter was really really short but that was due to the fact that Kitty was being bugged for an update and just posted what she had. I know we don't update regularly but I'm sorry we have school and it does tend to get in the way of things. Thanks for the reviews though.
Potter Black Chapter 4: The Prank
The plan was decided. They had decided on candy due to the fact that candy was less suspicious than presents. Remus and Sirius had become experts at transfiguration and charms during their days at school. Remus was not the best at potions but he could think and plot things rather well.
They made the candies and decorated them with bright wrappers before sticking them into their pockets.
The next day the two "men" and Harry went for their first day of "training."
Harry giggled and played with Ron's toys without fighting too much with the other boys. When their mom wasn't looking the twins would use different pranks on Sirius and Remus like setting bitting beetle bugs down their shirts and throwing magical paint on their faces before running off to hide.
On one such trip, Sirius caught sight of them and took out the candies. "Want a candy Remus?"
"You know I'm not one for candy, and besides heaven only knows how long those have been in your pocket." Remus replied.
"Well I don't want them. What should I do with them?"
"Give them to one of the kids. I'm sure they'd eat them." Remus was busy watching the two toddlers play.
"Ok. Next kid that comes in can have them. Unless of course its Ginny, or Ron, or Harry." Sirius set the candies on the table to give to the twins. The twins came in with smiles on their faces.
"We want candy." George said from his spot ar Fred's left.
"Yeah you said you'd give it to the next kid to walk in the room." Fred supplied.
"I dunno, you two have been bad today. What do you think Moony?"
"You did say next kid, you said nothing about well behaved." Remus sighed while looking at the twins.
"Ok. Here you go." Sirius handed them each two colorful wrappers.
The boys grinned and began to unrap the candies. They put both candies in their mouths and grinned at the two men.
Their grins faded. The boys began to turn green and purple. "what's going on?" George asked scared.
Fred just looked terrified at the two men.
"Don't worry it will go away after a few hours. You started your prank war with some of the greatest pranksters of all time." Sirius smiled at the boys in an evil sort of way.
"Sirius, leave them alone." Remus smiled at the two colored little boys. "This should teach you to go against those superior to you."
Sirius snickered. Remus put on an innocent expression just as Molly walked into the room. "What did you boys get into this time? You know what I don't want to know. You go right up to your room and stay there till I'm ready to deal with you!" Molly was angry at what looked like one of the twins pranks backfired.
The twins went upstairs with shocked looks on their faces. Not only did they get beaten, they had gotten punished. The two men would pay.
A/N: I promise I will get back to Harry in the next chapter I write. Luckily Kitty is sort of in charge of the next chapter because I will be unable to write more for a while. Two reasons: I am extremely busy with my birthday and all and my stupid cat knocked a glass of water on my keyboard so its shot. Luckily, I know where I might be able to get one free (here's hoping). Until I get a new one... sigh. Until then I am stuck updating while at school as I am doing now. Until next time.
Note: This story is co-authored by KittyMcGonagall and thethirdtroll.
A/N: I know the last chapter was really really short but that was due to the fact that Kitty was being bugged for an update and just posted what she had. I know we don't update regularly but I'm sorry we have school and it does tend to get in the way of things. Thanks for the reviews though.
Potter Black Chapter 4: The Prank
The plan was decided. They had decided on candy due to the fact that candy was less suspicious than presents. Remus and Sirius had become experts at transfiguration and charms during their days at school. Remus was not the best at potions but he could think and plot things rather well.
They made the candies and decorated them with bright wrappers before sticking them into their pockets.
The next day the two "men" and Harry went for their first day of "training."
Harry giggled and played with Ron's toys without fighting too much with the other boys. When their mom wasn't looking the twins would use different pranks on Sirius and Remus like setting bitting beetle bugs down their shirts and throwing magical paint on their faces before running off to hide.
On one such trip, Sirius caught sight of them and took out the candies. "Want a candy Remus?"
"You know I'm not one for candy, and besides heaven only knows how long those have been in your pocket." Remus replied.
"Well I don't want them. What should I do with them?"
"Give them to one of the kids. I'm sure they'd eat them." Remus was busy watching the two toddlers play.
"Ok. Next kid that comes in can have them. Unless of course its Ginny, or Ron, or Harry." Sirius set the candies on the table to give to the twins. The twins came in with smiles on their faces.
"We want candy." George said from his spot ar Fred's left.
"Yeah you said you'd give it to the next kid to walk in the room." Fred supplied.
"I dunno, you two have been bad today. What do you think Moony?"
"You did say next kid, you said nothing about well behaved." Remus sighed while looking at the twins.
"Ok. Here you go." Sirius handed them each two colorful wrappers.
The boys grinned and began to unrap the candies. They put both candies in their mouths and grinned at the two men.
Their grins faded. The boys began to turn green and purple. "what's going on?" George asked scared.
Fred just looked terrified at the two men.
"Don't worry it will go away after a few hours. You started your prank war with some of the greatest pranksters of all time." Sirius smiled at the boys in an evil sort of way.
"Sirius, leave them alone." Remus smiled at the two colored little boys. "This should teach you to go against those superior to you."
Sirius snickered. Remus put on an innocent expression just as Molly walked into the room. "What did you boys get into this time? You know what I don't want to know. You go right up to your room and stay there till I'm ready to deal with you!" Molly was angry at what looked like one of the twins pranks backfired.
The twins went upstairs with shocked looks on their faces. Not only did they get beaten, they had gotten punished. The two men would pay.
A/N: I promise I will get back to Harry in the next chapter I write. Luckily Kitty is sort of in charge of the next chapter because I will be unable to write more for a while. Two reasons: I am extremely busy with my birthday and all and my stupid cat knocked a glass of water on my keyboard so its shot. Luckily, I know where I might be able to get one free (here's hoping). Until I get a new one... sigh. Until then I am stuck updating while at school as I am doing now. Until next time.