A/N Once again I am writing under the direction of my angel of music, so
if you don't like this, go...mob him. Lol. Enjoy!
ACT ONE
Scene One
As the crowd piled on for the opening scene, Reyer came out, dragging a girl behind him.
"I caught her backstage, trying to free the phans! What should we do with her?"
Erik P tipped his head slightly and smirked. "We will give her what she deserves... Reyer, do you happen to have an extra suit?"
Kat ran forward. "Jessica! You tried to save us?"
Jessica shrugged. "It was the least I could do. Plus, I wanted in on the action!"
Reyer pulled Jessica offstage.
Moments later she returned as Reyer. Jessica looked down and muttered, "I don't believe this."
K was getting hoisted onto the giant elephant by a bunch of stagehands. "One-two-three!"
They gave a great heave and shoved her over the elephant. "Ow!!!!!" A.D. fell over the elephant and landed on a stage hand.
Erik P sighed and said, 'Lose the elephant." Nodding at Carlotta and Piangi, he said, "Do your work."
Piangi and Carlotta stood backstage and smiled.
Interruption A/N Ok I don't really know what's happening here, but basically- Erik interrupts Kat What is happening? Here is what is happening! Each character you are portraying has you under their power! You will do what they want onstage! Erik laughs as he disappears. Kat nervously says Umm, ok. Well- I think we are in trouble. Returns to the play
K and Fordgirl stood onstage next to each other. Fordgirl opened her mouth and blasted with, "This trophy from our saviours, from the enslaving force of Rome!" She blinked in surprise. "Cool!"
Suddenly the chorus and ballet girls rushed on, practically knocking Fordgirl and K off the stage. Juliette and Kat were with them.
Now Meg was a wonderful dancer, so even though Juliette didn't know the dance, she still swirled along, the best of the group.
But Christine was not the best dancer, so even with Kat's talent; she kept bumping into people and going the wrong way. Finally she cried, "Can't you just let me do the dance on my own? Before I get a concussion, perhaps?" Christine nodded with a smile, and after that, Kat and Juliette stayed in perfect sync.
"With feasting and dancing and song, tonight in celebration. We really hate this song, I think we need vacation!"
Backstage George and Hiro started cracking up.
"The trumpets of Phantom resound ! Hear, Phans now and tremble! Hark to our step on the ground! Hear the drums! Hannibal Comes!"
K comes out in her-his-um- the Hannibal outfit. She opens her mouth and sings, "Sad to return to find the land we love threatened once more by Rome- er-Romas's far-reaching clasp."
Piangi said, "Is grasp, not clasp!" K shrugged. "Whatever."
Jessica ran onstage. "My line! Sir, its Rome. Not Roma. I know your Spanish, and that the Spanish word for Rome is Roma. But he points to Reyer wants you to say Rome. So just say it.
K, looking confused, said, "Ok. Rome."
Just then Lefevre came over with Hiro and Alabaster Duchess. "This way, ladies, I mean, gentlemen, this way. Rehearsals, as you see, are under way, for a new production of Chalumeau's 'Hannibal'."
He cleared his throat and said, "Ladies and gentleman, some of you may already, perhaps, have met M. Andre and M. Firmin-
Jessica pushed Lefevre out of the way before he got trampled by a herd of dancers. "Shut up and move!"
The manager looked outraged. "Well I never!" he sniffed. Turning to Hiro and A.D, he said, "Our chief repetiteur, M. Reyer. Quite a tyrant I'm afraid."
K continued her song. "Sad to return to find the theater we love threatened once more by Phantom's far-reaching grasp." She stopped. "What am I saying? Phantom here? It's great!"
Kat hissed, "Just keep singing!"
K snag, "Tomorrow we shall break the chains of Rome. Tonight, rejoice - your phantom has come home!"
Cheers erupted through the theater as all the girl phans tried to get to Erik P, but he pointed a finger at them all and yelled, "SIT DOWN!" Smiling, he said, "I like being an author."
Kat and Juliette ran onto the stage and began dancing. This time Kat didn't make any mistakes.
Lefevre, pointing to K, said, "Signor Piangi, our principal tenor. He does play so opposite La Carlotta."
Kates came over and tapped Lefevre on the shoulder. When he turned around, she hit him on the shin with her cane. "You're in my dancers way!"
Lefevre turned red and muttered, "So sorry. No courtesy, these phans... To Hiro and A.D, he explained, "Madame Giry, ballet mistress. I can't wait to get out of here."
Hiro started to ask why, but A.D. smacked her and said, "Hey that's my line! Why do you want out?"
Lefevre began to speak, but at that moment Kat and Juliette did a tour jete and smacked into each other. Sighing, he continued. "We-er- take great pride in our ballets here." Kat and Juliette started giggling uncontrollably.
Juliette got up and started dancing. Hiro asked, "Who is that girl?"
Lefevre, relieved that something was going right, answered, "Meg Giry, Mme. Giry's daughter. A most promising dancer, M. Andre, most promising."
Kat was still sitting on the floor, laughing so hard she could barely breath. Kates yelled, "Christine Daae! Concentrate, girl!" She shook her cane, but it flew out of her hand and hit Raoul on the head.
Kat giggled so hard tears ran down her cheeks.
Juliette asked, "Kat, I mean, Christine, what's so funny?"
A.D. started laughing, but she managed to say, "Daae? Curi giggle Curious name."
Lefevre gave up on his lines and said, "Yup. Daughter of the mad violinist. She's crazy too."
Erik P said, "This is going to slow." He clapped his hands and suddenly everything moved as though it was being fast forwarded.
The chorus ran on. "BidwelcometoErik'sguest- theDarogaofPersia!Asguideonourconqueringquests,ErikbringsNadirhisfriend!"
Kat said, "What???"
Just then a spotlight hit the back of the theater and everything grew quiet. Nadir came into the spotlight, smiling and waving. "Erik, my good friend, enchanted to see you again."
Erik P looked at him and replied, "It's been too long. Where is your-"
Nadir interrupted him. "She's right there." Dee walked next to Nadir, a big grin on her face. "I had to train her before I allowed her to take on the complicated part of myself!" Nadir sat next to Erik as Dee went backstage. "You may continue with what you were doing.
Fordgirl walked to Nadir and sang, "Once more to my welcoming arms, my love returns in splendor."
K said, "Uh, I think you were supposed to sing that to me."
Fordgirl smiled. "Oop!"
Erik P snapped his fingers. Once again everything was fast forwarded.
"Oncemoretothosesweetestofcharmsmyheartandsoulsurrender!" K breathlessly gasped.
The ballet girls rushed around the stage madly as they tried to keep up with the music.
The chorus sang, "Thepoorbreathlesschorusdeclare!Hear,Phans,nowandtremble! Heartheirvoicesintheair!Heartheorgan!Erikcomesforthan!"
Erik G repeats, "Erik come forthan?" A Chorus member panted, "It had to rhyme!"
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Lol that's it for the first bit. Still a lot though! I think this will be the most memorable performance of Phantom ever, don't you? giggles Enjoy!
Luv,
Kat The Angel of Musik
ACT ONE
Scene One
As the crowd piled on for the opening scene, Reyer came out, dragging a girl behind him.
"I caught her backstage, trying to free the phans! What should we do with her?"
Erik P tipped his head slightly and smirked. "We will give her what she deserves... Reyer, do you happen to have an extra suit?"
Kat ran forward. "Jessica! You tried to save us?"
Jessica shrugged. "It was the least I could do. Plus, I wanted in on the action!"
Reyer pulled Jessica offstage.
Moments later she returned as Reyer. Jessica looked down and muttered, "I don't believe this."
K was getting hoisted onto the giant elephant by a bunch of stagehands. "One-two-three!"
They gave a great heave and shoved her over the elephant. "Ow!!!!!" A.D. fell over the elephant and landed on a stage hand.
Erik P sighed and said, 'Lose the elephant." Nodding at Carlotta and Piangi, he said, "Do your work."
Piangi and Carlotta stood backstage and smiled.
Interruption A/N Ok I don't really know what's happening here, but basically- Erik interrupts Kat What is happening? Here is what is happening! Each character you are portraying has you under their power! You will do what they want onstage! Erik laughs as he disappears. Kat nervously says Umm, ok. Well- I think we are in trouble. Returns to the play
K and Fordgirl stood onstage next to each other. Fordgirl opened her mouth and blasted with, "This trophy from our saviours, from the enslaving force of Rome!" She blinked in surprise. "Cool!"
Suddenly the chorus and ballet girls rushed on, practically knocking Fordgirl and K off the stage. Juliette and Kat were with them.
Now Meg was a wonderful dancer, so even though Juliette didn't know the dance, she still swirled along, the best of the group.
But Christine was not the best dancer, so even with Kat's talent; she kept bumping into people and going the wrong way. Finally she cried, "Can't you just let me do the dance on my own? Before I get a concussion, perhaps?" Christine nodded with a smile, and after that, Kat and Juliette stayed in perfect sync.
"With feasting and dancing and song, tonight in celebration. We really hate this song, I think we need vacation!"
Backstage George and Hiro started cracking up.
"The trumpets of Phantom resound ! Hear, Phans now and tremble! Hark to our step on the ground! Hear the drums! Hannibal Comes!"
K comes out in her-his-um- the Hannibal outfit. She opens her mouth and sings, "Sad to return to find the land we love threatened once more by Rome- er-Romas's far-reaching clasp."
Piangi said, "Is grasp, not clasp!" K shrugged. "Whatever."
Jessica ran onstage. "My line! Sir, its Rome. Not Roma. I know your Spanish, and that the Spanish word for Rome is Roma. But he points to Reyer wants you to say Rome. So just say it.
K, looking confused, said, "Ok. Rome."
Just then Lefevre came over with Hiro and Alabaster Duchess. "This way, ladies, I mean, gentlemen, this way. Rehearsals, as you see, are under way, for a new production of Chalumeau's 'Hannibal'."
He cleared his throat and said, "Ladies and gentleman, some of you may already, perhaps, have met M. Andre and M. Firmin-
Jessica pushed Lefevre out of the way before he got trampled by a herd of dancers. "Shut up and move!"
The manager looked outraged. "Well I never!" he sniffed. Turning to Hiro and A.D, he said, "Our chief repetiteur, M. Reyer. Quite a tyrant I'm afraid."
K continued her song. "Sad to return to find the theater we love threatened once more by Phantom's far-reaching grasp." She stopped. "What am I saying? Phantom here? It's great!"
Kat hissed, "Just keep singing!"
K snag, "Tomorrow we shall break the chains of Rome. Tonight, rejoice - your phantom has come home!"
Cheers erupted through the theater as all the girl phans tried to get to Erik P, but he pointed a finger at them all and yelled, "SIT DOWN!" Smiling, he said, "I like being an author."
Kat and Juliette ran onto the stage and began dancing. This time Kat didn't make any mistakes.
Lefevre, pointing to K, said, "Signor Piangi, our principal tenor. He does play so opposite La Carlotta."
Kates came over and tapped Lefevre on the shoulder. When he turned around, she hit him on the shin with her cane. "You're in my dancers way!"
Lefevre turned red and muttered, "So sorry. No courtesy, these phans... To Hiro and A.D, he explained, "Madame Giry, ballet mistress. I can't wait to get out of here."
Hiro started to ask why, but A.D. smacked her and said, "Hey that's my line! Why do you want out?"
Lefevre began to speak, but at that moment Kat and Juliette did a tour jete and smacked into each other. Sighing, he continued. "We-er- take great pride in our ballets here." Kat and Juliette started giggling uncontrollably.
Juliette got up and started dancing. Hiro asked, "Who is that girl?"
Lefevre, relieved that something was going right, answered, "Meg Giry, Mme. Giry's daughter. A most promising dancer, M. Andre, most promising."
Kat was still sitting on the floor, laughing so hard she could barely breath. Kates yelled, "Christine Daae! Concentrate, girl!" She shook her cane, but it flew out of her hand and hit Raoul on the head.
Kat giggled so hard tears ran down her cheeks.
Juliette asked, "Kat, I mean, Christine, what's so funny?"
A.D. started laughing, but she managed to say, "Daae? Curi giggle Curious name."
Lefevre gave up on his lines and said, "Yup. Daughter of the mad violinist. She's crazy too."
Erik P said, "This is going to slow." He clapped his hands and suddenly everything moved as though it was being fast forwarded.
The chorus ran on. "BidwelcometoErik'sguest- theDarogaofPersia!Asguideonourconqueringquests,ErikbringsNadirhisfriend!"
Kat said, "What???"
Just then a spotlight hit the back of the theater and everything grew quiet. Nadir came into the spotlight, smiling and waving. "Erik, my good friend, enchanted to see you again."
Erik P looked at him and replied, "It's been too long. Where is your-"
Nadir interrupted him. "She's right there." Dee walked next to Nadir, a big grin on her face. "I had to train her before I allowed her to take on the complicated part of myself!" Nadir sat next to Erik as Dee went backstage. "You may continue with what you were doing.
Fordgirl walked to Nadir and sang, "Once more to my welcoming arms, my love returns in splendor."
K said, "Uh, I think you were supposed to sing that to me."
Fordgirl smiled. "Oop!"
Erik P snapped his fingers. Once again everything was fast forwarded.
"Oncemoretothosesweetestofcharmsmyheartandsoulsurrender!" K breathlessly gasped.
The ballet girls rushed around the stage madly as they tried to keep up with the music.
The chorus sang, "Thepoorbreathlesschorusdeclare!Hear,Phans,nowandtremble! Heartheirvoicesintheair!Heartheorgan!Erikcomesforthan!"
Erik G repeats, "Erik come forthan?" A Chorus member panted, "It had to rhyme!"
}--,------,--{
Lol that's it for the first bit. Still a lot though! I think this will be the most memorable performance of Phantom ever, don't you? giggles Enjoy!
Luv,
Kat The Angel of Musik