(A/N:) Hey folks! S.S.Harry is here! I'm trying something new. My author notes will now be blue. If you like my idea or don't like it, please say so in a review. ALL the reviews I've gotten are amazing. I shoulda written GW/SB's a long time ago, when the dinosaurs roamed and I could have stolen Harry Potter from Rowling because it wasn't copyrighted. I really don't care if you didn't like it, but please tell me ways to improve it. Is it the plot? Or is it the writing style? Please tell me in a review. And thoughts will be in pink for Ginny, green for James, dark red for Remus, red for lily, and teal for S.B. any questions? No? Good. Now it is time for the story.

Chapter 4: Snivellus and Malfoy and smelly carnations

I was sitting in my room under the bed waiting. Where are they? I know they'll come to wake me up. At least my trap is set. The trap in which I was referring to was about to get me a big laugh. "Come on guys," I heard James say. They entered the room. "Hey what's this?" James asked. He saw a string. "It says 'PULL ME FOR A SURPRISE (A/N: why James I didn't know you could read),' whad d' you think Moony? Is it safe?" James asked. "Sure why not pull it?" Said Remus who wasn't paying attention he was reading through my diary. Trying hard not to pounce on him I focused on the trap. Fall right into my trap boys. James pulled the string and glue was thrown on him. My fan started in front of a ripped down feather pillow blowing on James. He was covered in feathers. "Stupid James, I told you not to pull it," Remus said rolling his eyes. He went to turn off the fan. As soon as he pushed the button permanent glue fell on his head and an Elvis Presley wig fell onto his head. Sirius stood at the door laughing. He pointed his wand at the ground and muttered a spell I couldn't see. I immediately jumped from under the bed. Everything appeared the same. Sirius snickered as if he lost all control of himself. The others stopped struggling with their feathers and wig to look at me. They fell to the floor laughing. "What's so funny!?" I demanded. James pointed at me. I went to the mirror and gasped. I was all burgundy with gold polka dots. My hair had changed gold and my eyes were burgundy. "That's enough Black riddlous!" I cried. "What has become in the world today that has also happened to me?" Sirius said angrily. "In other words he said 'what the hell did you do to me'" I explained to a puzzled James. "Bloody brilliant, Sirius can only talk in riddles," Remus said. Sirius looked shocked and angry. "What do you do with a broken bone, and it is not before or later," Sirius said. "He means fix this now Virginia," Remus informed me. "Why should I?" I asked. "Who is fair and sweet and kind and never leaves the wounded behind," Sirius said giving me puppy eyes. "Yes, I mean no. I'm going to have some fun with you," I almost gave in to that look, almost. "You gotta be kidding me, you're not gonna fix Sirius so he won't walk around speaking like that?" James asked. "Can you fix my appearance?" I snapped at him. "Well... no." "we're even then."

I grabbed a big long pair of black robes and a hood I got from a house elf and put on a pair of black gloves. I used all of this to hide my appearance. "You look like a grim reaper," James joked. "At least the grim reaper can talk to Lily," I defended. James looked hurt. "That was below the belt," Remus said patting his friend's back in a comforting way.

When we went to class we appeared as an unusual group. One air head looking like a hurt chicken, one person looking as if they are the grim reaper, one creepy bookworm with an Elvis hairstyle wearing a huge cowboy hat to hide it, and another acting like a mime. After three classes I gave in. I un-hexed Sirius, took off the wig, and made the feathers disappear. Sirius then took the curse off of me. I happily changed into a pair of open robes with a blue denim skirt and a white tube top.

As we started to walk to herbology I was separated from the guys by a group of giggling girls. I continued to walk and was tripped by a blonde kid whom suspiciously looked like a Malfoy. "Oh dear terribly sorry," he said though he didn't sound sorry. "I haven't seen you before" he said examining me which was uncomfortable. Someone began to tug at my arm, "and you won't be seeing her again." Sirius started to pull my arm harder but I stayed firmly on the ground. I wanted to see how this turns out. " I wasn't talking to you, trader. I knew you were to betray your family the day you were sorted into Gryffyndor scum's house. But when you left, your sister was devastated. She had been starting to enjoy having you for a family member. I'm not complaining about you leaving her so sad. She was so vulnerable, but that's what made her a little more fun," he said oily. Sirius grip on my arm became fierce. It was almost like a stick bug on a clothing garment, it wouldn't let go. A circle began to form around us. "Fine Malfoy wanna talk about my family? What about your sis? She's a lunatic squib I hear, wait I know. She's so crazy that she gave Peter a little smooch if you know what I'm saying," Sirius replied. James and Remus appeared from the crowd. "Hey Padfoot what's the hold up? oh" James said noticing that the boy was white with rage. "Potter, mind your own business," a tall boy with greasy black shoulder-length hair. "Why don't you wash your hair for once? Wait I take that back, the day you wash you hair, the world will die of shock" Remus said placing a look of shock on his face and pretending to drop dead. As if part of an act James offered Remus a hand. As he pulled him up he asked, "You okay Moony?" "Yeah I think so oh no I'm not I've just seen the ugliest thing in the world." Remus said pointing at the other kid and pretending to faint. The crowd laughed. " what's going on here?" said a younger Professor Sprout. The crowd started to break up. Sirius still had that death grip on my arm. "ouch, ouch, Sirius LET ME GO ALREADY," I yelled at him. He let go of my arm and kept walking. Trying to stay away from him and the others I walked towards a group at my right. "Who were those two guys?" I kindly asked Lily and her friends. "That was this 7th year Malfoy and his little follower Severus Snape. I feel kinda sorry for the little one. He's always being picked on," Lily explained. "I never knew Malfoy had a sister," Mc Gonagal who just happened to be part of the group said. "I did know that Black's sister was dating Malfoy, I didn't know they had a homerun," Lily said. "Firstly you read between the lines. I heard nothing that said homerun, home plate, or any thing and even if you didn't know ,that's because you're not supposed to know , " I pointed out as if it were the most obvious thing in the entire universe. I continued, "If you and Potter hit home base , would you tell the world?" I asked her. "Firstly I wouldn't tell a soul, secondly me and Potter will never hit home base, get it?" Lily snapped at me. "Don't be so sure," I muttered. "Y' know something I don't?" Lily asked me. "No Lily," I said trying to sound innocent.

3rd Person P. O. V:

Ginny walked past them to catch up with the guys to get a good seat. As soon as Ginny was out of earshot Lily said, "Something about her makes me uneasy, like she knows stuff about us that we have yet to discover." Lily sat there in a trance of thought for a moment, still walking, until she ran into a tree. She shook her head and walked into Green house 6.

An hour later everyone walked out the room looking and smelling worse than Professor Sprout. " Damn Skunarnations," Sirius said angrily (skunarnations is a plant I made up. A cross between a carnation and a skunk. It is in the form of a pretty carnation, but it is all black with a stripe like a skunk. another reason they are called skunarnations is about to be told by Sirius). "I tried to switch it's potting soil because it wouldn't go in the soil I had for it, but when i picked it up the damn bastard sprayed me. I've smelt James sprayed by a skunk but it was nothing compared to that.

*** flashback***

"Oh god this is soo like easy," James said simply placing the flower in the soil and covering it. "There ya go little feller," Ginny said patting hers and giving it a little water which made it blossom beautifully. Although these two were whizzes at this, most were struggling. They watched the others struggle. "Get in the pot," Sirius said to his carnation nicely. It stuck it's slimy green tongue out at him. "Get in," Sirius said demandingly. It began to laugh at his feeble attempts. " Fine then you stupid weed," he snarled. Sirius picked up the plant not knowing it's power. It began to drag him around the room. He was stepped on by many students fighting their plants and unfortunately went right in the group of giggling girls. They jumped eventually smashing Sirius back with their high heeled shoes. When Sirius was brought into the open area which was encircled by the desk he and the flower began to wrestle. The flower threw a few luck punches (about 13 I'd say) and then Sirius tackled it. He was putting so much pressure on it that it started to scream. A blue-green gas came from the leaves which was unfortunate for Sirius. The gas smelled so bad that even the flies started to die. Everyone ran out the class room and locked the door to trap the smell. "hey James I think we forgot someone, where's Sirius?" Ginny asked. A mment later a figure was pounding on the door screaming. He was running crazily through the green house and then fainted. "Oh he's in the greenhouse," Ginny said.

*** end flashback***

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