[Strange as hell idea that I randomly had.
Will change back and forth between story form and script form.
WARNINGS: Weirdness, insanity and Kuwabara being useful.
Spoilers will be sprinkled in this fic and will not have warnings so... um, be aware.
OK, starting notes, done. Fic, now. ]
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When Hiei Gets a PS2
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Prolouge:
The faint whistle of wind in the training area indicated the demon was busy. Another sword slash fell against the target as it broke apart into stuffing and wood with a small amount of Spirit Energy. 'Another one dead,' he mused in his mind. Hiei, jagan demon and decent plan maker, had one major flaw. Only Koenma noticed it on that fine day, as another target was demolished before the bandaged hand.
Actual Fic:
Like most fanfictions I write, it was a beautiful sunny day. Sunny days are stupidly common in Toyko and only got one sound out of Hiei.
"Hn."
Yes, Hiei was walking in ningenkai, doing absolutly nothing. Boredom easily enslaved the demon so instead of watching ogres trip over their feet and go on walking on their hands, he decided to watch humans trip over their feet and fall on their face.
Suddenly, Hiei's jagan picked up a message from Koenma. {Hiiiiiieiiiiii...}
Frowning, the tiny demon responded. }What do you want?{
{Me and Kurama have something to discuss with you. Come to Spirit World right away. }
}Fine.{ And with that, Hiei ran into an alley and disappeared to Spirit World.
***
Red eyes penatrated the ceiling. 'Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored,' Hiei thought. As I said, boredom enslaves. So he took a portable CD player and began listening to Shining Polaris. As the music ran through his ears, Hiei danced through the halls, with the song on repeat.
***
Koenma was busy preparing the files he had to show Hiei. This was extremely important to the tiny ruler as it could solve a lot.
George burst in yelling. "LORD KOENMA!! This is huge, it's crazy, you simply have to see it. It's nothing you've ever seen!"
Small hazel eyes turned towards the ogre. "Ogre, I've seen anything and everything you could ever possibly show me," Koenma said, expecting a silly thing like a hole in the wall resembling his face.
"Hiei is break dancing to music!"
"NANI!!??"
***
Koenma rushed into the room. "HIEI!" He caught Hiei in mid headspin.
"Oro?"[1]
A vein started popping from Koenma's forehead. "My office, NOW!" The jagan demon flew past Koenma and seated himself in a big plastic chair infront of Kurama, who seemed amused to no end.
The red-haired kitsune smiled at his friend. "Trouble, Hiei?"
"Hn," he said. Koenma entered.
"Now then, lets get started," Koenma began. "Hiei, your power has been increasing over a large amoutn of my security guards and that's no easy task. Also, your defenses have been excellent lately. Speed and strength practically speak for themselves. There's only one reason you are even touchable, which is why I've called you here today. "
"...?"
Koenma continued. "The reason is your eye-to-hand coordination. It's very slow and determines half of a fight. We have two ways of raising it. You can either... go back to Murkuro or there's a human way that Kurama has informed me of. "
Flashes of his old trainer ran through his mind. "Not Murkuro! Anyone but her!"
Kurama's smile brightened as he took over. "The method is used mostly among children and teenagers but some adults use it too. They're called video games. I've played a few myself and they're interesting. We have a few chosen out for you already," Kurama finished, as he handed Hiei a piece fo paper which read the following:
Video Games for Hiei
* Jak and Daxter
* Silent Hill
* Inuyasha
* Parasite Eve
* Final Fantasy 9
Koenma took over. "We will give you the games as you progress. Kurama will brief you on each one. They are not in the order you will get them. Any questions?"
"Only one. Who devised this list?"
"Kuwabara and Yusuke. They're the only ones familiar with video games," Kurama said, before leading Hiei out of Spirit World.
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[1]= Kenshin's word.... ya.
Shinrigaku: Heheheheheheheh, don't ask... R&R!!!!!!!]
Will change back and forth between story form and script form.
WARNINGS: Weirdness, insanity and Kuwabara being useful.
Spoilers will be sprinkled in this fic and will not have warnings so... um, be aware.
OK, starting notes, done. Fic, now. ]
____________________________________________________________________________
When Hiei Gets a PS2
____________________________________________________________________________
Prolouge:
The faint whistle of wind in the training area indicated the demon was busy. Another sword slash fell against the target as it broke apart into stuffing and wood with a small amount of Spirit Energy. 'Another one dead,' he mused in his mind. Hiei, jagan demon and decent plan maker, had one major flaw. Only Koenma noticed it on that fine day, as another target was demolished before the bandaged hand.
Actual Fic:
Like most fanfictions I write, it was a beautiful sunny day. Sunny days are stupidly common in Toyko and only got one sound out of Hiei.
"Hn."
Yes, Hiei was walking in ningenkai, doing absolutly nothing. Boredom easily enslaved the demon so instead of watching ogres trip over their feet and go on walking on their hands, he decided to watch humans trip over their feet and fall on their face.
Suddenly, Hiei's jagan picked up a message from Koenma. {Hiiiiiieiiiiii...}
Frowning, the tiny demon responded. }What do you want?{
{Me and Kurama have something to discuss with you. Come to Spirit World right away. }
}Fine.{ And with that, Hiei ran into an alley and disappeared to Spirit World.
***
Red eyes penatrated the ceiling. 'Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored,' Hiei thought. As I said, boredom enslaves. So he took a portable CD player and began listening to Shining Polaris. As the music ran through his ears, Hiei danced through the halls, with the song on repeat.
***
Koenma was busy preparing the files he had to show Hiei. This was extremely important to the tiny ruler as it could solve a lot.
George burst in yelling. "LORD KOENMA!! This is huge, it's crazy, you simply have to see it. It's nothing you've ever seen!"
Small hazel eyes turned towards the ogre. "Ogre, I've seen anything and everything you could ever possibly show me," Koenma said, expecting a silly thing like a hole in the wall resembling his face.
"Hiei is break dancing to music!"
"NANI!!??"
***
Koenma rushed into the room. "HIEI!" He caught Hiei in mid headspin.
"Oro?"[1]
A vein started popping from Koenma's forehead. "My office, NOW!" The jagan demon flew past Koenma and seated himself in a big plastic chair infront of Kurama, who seemed amused to no end.
The red-haired kitsune smiled at his friend. "Trouble, Hiei?"
"Hn," he said. Koenma entered.
"Now then, lets get started," Koenma began. "Hiei, your power has been increasing over a large amoutn of my security guards and that's no easy task. Also, your defenses have been excellent lately. Speed and strength practically speak for themselves. There's only one reason you are even touchable, which is why I've called you here today. "
"...?"
Koenma continued. "The reason is your eye-to-hand coordination. It's very slow and determines half of a fight. We have two ways of raising it. You can either... go back to Murkuro or there's a human way that Kurama has informed me of. "
Flashes of his old trainer ran through his mind. "Not Murkuro! Anyone but her!"
Kurama's smile brightened as he took over. "The method is used mostly among children and teenagers but some adults use it too. They're called video games. I've played a few myself and they're interesting. We have a few chosen out for you already," Kurama finished, as he handed Hiei a piece fo paper which read the following:
Video Games for Hiei
* Jak and Daxter
* Silent Hill
* Inuyasha
* Parasite Eve
* Final Fantasy 9
Koenma took over. "We will give you the games as you progress. Kurama will brief you on each one. They are not in the order you will get them. Any questions?"
"Only one. Who devised this list?"
"Kuwabara and Yusuke. They're the only ones familiar with video games," Kurama said, before leading Hiei out of Spirit World.
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[1]= Kenshin's word.... ya.
Shinrigaku: Heheheheheheheh, don't ask... R&R!!!!!!!]