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When Hiei Gets a PlayStation 2
Chapter 2: Parasite Eve
Hiei, having enojyed Silent Hill, insisted on another game with violence. Yusuke and Kuwabara eliminated Final Fantasy 9 and Jak and Daxter, leaving only Parasite Eve and Inuyasha. Hiei had explained that he wanted to do Inuyasha last because it looked like the only good thing, so he chose Parasite Eve.
"One of them is a police officer. The other is posessed by an ancient evil threatening all like on Earth. The horrifying bond between them will continue until something dies. Rated Mature for animated violence and mature sexual themes," Yusuke read proudly. "Best game I've ever played.You can even choose your own name. I named mine 'HotChick'," Yusuke announced.
"Good for you, Yusuke," Kurama said.
"Mature sexual themes?" Hiei questioned.
"The villain's upper half is practically falling out and in one stage, she's totally and completely na-"Kuwabara was intruptted by a fist in the back of the head, curtosy of Kurama.
"He means, the villain dresses suggestively," the kitsune explained.
"Oh...." Taking another look at the cover, Hiei could have died of shock. "I HAVE TO PLAY AS A GIRL!?" he howled.
"Yes, there are girls in video games," Kurama reminded him.
After several convincing acts directed towards Hiei, the koorime finally decided to play the new game he was given, only if no one laughed at his choice for a name. Wanting Hiei to improve his fighting, they all agreed and that's how Hiei ended up holding the Playstation 2 controller for the second time.
Kurama and Yusuke chose to sit with him as he played. "You only have to get to the sewer monster and beat it," Kurama instructed him while Yusuke was getting some popcorn.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Hiei growled. He still wasn't too pleased about playing as a girl. As his pale finger reached behind the machine to flip the switch, he remembered what Kurama had said about the villain. 'This is going to be so weird,' he thought. 'Cool.'
2 Minutes Later
Hiei, after mastering how to hold the controller, was finally allowed to name his character. "No one look," he growled, before facing the screen and clicking the letters. "Ok, you can look now." Yusuke was the first to look and gape.
"FluffyBunny?" Kurama's eyes flew open after Yusuke said those words and stared at the name.
"Errr, very nice Hiei." Both of the spectators sweatdropped.
A vein popped out in Hiei's cheek. "You talk, you die."
2 More Minutes Later
As the koorime was about to walk onto the stage, Yusuke stopped him. "Hold it, dude. Eve may look tough, but she's really easy as all hells. "
"So?"
"So, conserve your ammo and use the baton."
"Hn?"
Yusuke rolled his eyes. "Like this." Yusuke snatched the controller and changed Hiei's weapon to the police stick. "There."
Hiei took back the controller. "Next time, just tell me what to do and I'll do it myself."
10 Minutes Later
"A dead clown," Hiei said idly before adding with a sarcastic air, "How freaking wonderful."
"Dude..." Yusuke said, munching on some popcorn.
"It seems funnier when it's dead," Hiei commented, thoughtfully.
"If that's the case, perhaps it's related to Suzuka," Kurama's gentle voice came from the armchair.
Hiei's fingers moved quickly. "We can only pray it was Suzuka himself." With that, a battle between himself and two rats began.
5 Minutes Later
Hiei now understood what Kuwabara and Kurama had meant about the villain. She was wearing less than Ruka in a bikini. And she was busty-er than Ruka too. However, only one thing turned Hiei on and the authoress has no clue in hell what it is. "Good... god..."
Kuwabara stalked into the room and saw what Hiei was attempting. The carrot top leaned over to Hiei's ear. "Listen runt. Lesson one of chicks," he proclaimed before howling in Hiei's ear. "DON'T HIT GIRLS!!!!"
"ITAI!!" Hiei turned to Kuwabara, grinding his tiny fangs together. "Kisama... If I wasn't playing this, you would be dead as all hells." With that, he turned back to the screen, seeing his HP was already half down. "Kono yarou..."
3 minutes later
"MUWAHAHA!! DIE FROGGIES!!!" Hiei seemed to be enjoying himself, as he whacked up on the large faceless frog that he had found in the sewer level. However, as his joy was reaching a smile, he found himself getting hit more and more. Suddenly, in a flurry of OOC-ness, he made an "Eeep!" noise and turned to Yusuke. "Detective, this weapon is defective![1]"
Yusuke, licking butter from his fingers, leapt from his place on the couch next to Kurama and took action. "OK, press start, down, X, select the gun, X, circle. "
To anyone else, this would have seemed like code, but Hiei followed the directions and soon he was wielding a shotgun. "O...k... Frogs, MEET YOUR DEMISE!!"
5 minutes later
".... Well, congradu-freakin'-lations, Eve. You've some how made yourself even more repulsive," Hiei muttered under his breathe as the mutant croc that he was to fight took form from the water.
Yusuke began to lecture the forbidden child about what to expect. "Ok, there are two parts to this enemy, the head and the tail. "
"I can see that, detective."
"The tail is all about defense and will probably take advantage of you being too close so be careful about the tail. After that, you fight the head which is all about offense. It'll attack more than the tail, so you'll have to play on defensive. "
"Yeah, yeah, yeah..."[2]
With a flourish that only a master gamer could use, Hiei began to defeat the only thing that stood between him and another video game. His fingers flew over the controls, beating the croc's tail into submission. Finally, he simply had to beat the head. Which he did. "Ok, now what?"
The Spirit Detective chuckled. "Now, me and Kurama get your new game while you take a chill pill, my friend." Yusuke and Kurama proceeded to leave the house while an exhausted fire demon fell backwards and took a nap, with his head on the seat of the couch.
[ [1]= Wheee! It ryhmed.
[2]= OOC Hiei! Wai!
Well, I'm thinking Inuyasha next. Anyone else?]
Disclaimer: Someday... ]
When Hiei Gets a PlayStation 2
Chapter 2: Parasite Eve
Hiei, having enojyed Silent Hill, insisted on another game with violence. Yusuke and Kuwabara eliminated Final Fantasy 9 and Jak and Daxter, leaving only Parasite Eve and Inuyasha. Hiei had explained that he wanted to do Inuyasha last because it looked like the only good thing, so he chose Parasite Eve.
"One of them is a police officer. The other is posessed by an ancient evil threatening all like on Earth. The horrifying bond between them will continue until something dies. Rated Mature for animated violence and mature sexual themes," Yusuke read proudly. "Best game I've ever played.You can even choose your own name. I named mine 'HotChick'," Yusuke announced.
"Good for you, Yusuke," Kurama said.
"Mature sexual themes?" Hiei questioned.
"The villain's upper half is practically falling out and in one stage, she's totally and completely na-"Kuwabara was intruptted by a fist in the back of the head, curtosy of Kurama.
"He means, the villain dresses suggestively," the kitsune explained.
"Oh...." Taking another look at the cover, Hiei could have died of shock. "I HAVE TO PLAY AS A GIRL!?" he howled.
"Yes, there are girls in video games," Kurama reminded him.
After several convincing acts directed towards Hiei, the koorime finally decided to play the new game he was given, only if no one laughed at his choice for a name. Wanting Hiei to improve his fighting, they all agreed and that's how Hiei ended up holding the Playstation 2 controller for the second time.
Kurama and Yusuke chose to sit with him as he played. "You only have to get to the sewer monster and beat it," Kurama instructed him while Yusuke was getting some popcorn.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Hiei growled. He still wasn't too pleased about playing as a girl. As his pale finger reached behind the machine to flip the switch, he remembered what Kurama had said about the villain. 'This is going to be so weird,' he thought. 'Cool.'
2 Minutes Later
Hiei, after mastering how to hold the controller, was finally allowed to name his character. "No one look," he growled, before facing the screen and clicking the letters. "Ok, you can look now." Yusuke was the first to look and gape.
"FluffyBunny?" Kurama's eyes flew open after Yusuke said those words and stared at the name.
"Errr, very nice Hiei." Both of the spectators sweatdropped.
A vein popped out in Hiei's cheek. "You talk, you die."
2 More Minutes Later
As the koorime was about to walk onto the stage, Yusuke stopped him. "Hold it, dude. Eve may look tough, but she's really easy as all hells. "
"So?"
"So, conserve your ammo and use the baton."
"Hn?"
Yusuke rolled his eyes. "Like this." Yusuke snatched the controller and changed Hiei's weapon to the police stick. "There."
Hiei took back the controller. "Next time, just tell me what to do and I'll do it myself."
10 Minutes Later
"A dead clown," Hiei said idly before adding with a sarcastic air, "How freaking wonderful."
"Dude..." Yusuke said, munching on some popcorn.
"It seems funnier when it's dead," Hiei commented, thoughtfully.
"If that's the case, perhaps it's related to Suzuka," Kurama's gentle voice came from the armchair.
Hiei's fingers moved quickly. "We can only pray it was Suzuka himself." With that, a battle between himself and two rats began.
5 Minutes Later
Hiei now understood what Kuwabara and Kurama had meant about the villain. She was wearing less than Ruka in a bikini. And she was busty-er than Ruka too. However, only one thing turned Hiei on and the authoress has no clue in hell what it is. "Good... god..."
Kuwabara stalked into the room and saw what Hiei was attempting. The carrot top leaned over to Hiei's ear. "Listen runt. Lesson one of chicks," he proclaimed before howling in Hiei's ear. "DON'T HIT GIRLS!!!!"
"ITAI!!" Hiei turned to Kuwabara, grinding his tiny fangs together. "Kisama... If I wasn't playing this, you would be dead as all hells." With that, he turned back to the screen, seeing his HP was already half down. "Kono yarou..."
3 minutes later
"MUWAHAHA!! DIE FROGGIES!!!" Hiei seemed to be enjoying himself, as he whacked up on the large faceless frog that he had found in the sewer level. However, as his joy was reaching a smile, he found himself getting hit more and more. Suddenly, in a flurry of OOC-ness, he made an "Eeep!" noise and turned to Yusuke. "Detective, this weapon is defective![1]"
Yusuke, licking butter from his fingers, leapt from his place on the couch next to Kurama and took action. "OK, press start, down, X, select the gun, X, circle. "
To anyone else, this would have seemed like code, but Hiei followed the directions and soon he was wielding a shotgun. "O...k... Frogs, MEET YOUR DEMISE!!"
5 minutes later
".... Well, congradu-freakin'-lations, Eve. You've some how made yourself even more repulsive," Hiei muttered under his breathe as the mutant croc that he was to fight took form from the water.
Yusuke began to lecture the forbidden child about what to expect. "Ok, there are two parts to this enemy, the head and the tail. "
"I can see that, detective."
"The tail is all about defense and will probably take advantage of you being too close so be careful about the tail. After that, you fight the head which is all about offense. It'll attack more than the tail, so you'll have to play on defensive. "
"Yeah, yeah, yeah..."[2]
With a flourish that only a master gamer could use, Hiei began to defeat the only thing that stood between him and another video game. His fingers flew over the controls, beating the croc's tail into submission. Finally, he simply had to beat the head. Which he did. "Ok, now what?"
The Spirit Detective chuckled. "Now, me and Kurama get your new game while you take a chill pill, my friend." Yusuke and Kurama proceeded to leave the house while an exhausted fire demon fell backwards and took a nap, with his head on the seat of the couch.
[ [1]= Wheee! It ryhmed.
[2]= OOC Hiei! Wai!
Well, I'm thinking Inuyasha next. Anyone else?]