A slight rumble in the stone walls was all that heralded the young
girl's entrance through the rune covered doorway. That and a loud
exclamation of "Well? What was that meant to do?"
The young red-head brushed her long plait back over her shoulder
and proceeded to look around the room seemingly at nothing. She
stopped suddenly, looking down at the many layers of dust on the
ground.
"What? It looks like a year of dust built up in the minute I was
in the other room!" The red-head exclaimed.
She then stopped her slight tirade and her expression became very
intense.
"A few thousand what!!" she then screamed all of a sudden,
seemingly to herself. This was followed by another bought of
thoughtfulness.
"Oh come now, you don't mean to say that it actually worked?"
Another pause as the red-head seems to concentrate on something.
"Why? There's no-one around to hear me talk to you!"
For the sake of your sanity dear readers, we shall now commence
with the introduction of the 'voices'
No, but you should still be practicing your upper mind powers
anyway.
"But you know how hard it is," the red-head whined, "besides, it's
boring!"
It may very well bore you, but it's important. Besides, you may
need them.
"Oh, Why?" the red-head didn't seem too surprised at this.
Because dear O-chan, you must search for Queen Serenity's
daughter, Princess Serena. She is currently in the city of Tokyo,
the district of Juuban.
"Is that it?" O-chan exclaimed, she didn't seem to thrilled at
this small amount of information, "How am I meant to look for her?
What does she look like? Where exactly does she live?"
We can't tell you that. But she does occasionally run around as
Sailor Moon
"Oh, ok! Fine then. Be all haughty and cryptic again! Just
remember what happened last time you acted like this! I won't be
responsible for my actions!"
Oh, yes.. Sorry. But that is all I can tell you. Sorry..
You don't actually have any high explosives on you? Do you?
"No, but I'm sure I can get some.." O-chan replied with a cocky
little smile.
--------------------------------------------------------------
O-chan's first attempt at discovering the whereabouts of Sailor
Moon was not very successful. Oh, she found the Juuban district of
Tokyo easily enough... O-chan picked out a nice helpful looking
man, someone who would give her directions. When she asked the
gentleman where Sailor Moon resided he laughed at her!
'Well fine then! I don't see what reason there is to laugh at me
.' O-chan thought to herself.
The man calmed down when he noticed O-chan's building anger.
"I'm so sorry... But do you actually know who Sailor Moon is?" the
man asked her.
"Of course I do... She's Prin..." O-Chan started, "No. Not really"
"Here." the man said as he handed O-chan a newspaper.
"Thank-you." O-chan replied, taking the paper and beginning to
walk away reading it.
"Shit!" came an exclamation from behind her. Turning around,
O-chan noticed the man lying on the path his shoe laced tied
together.
'Maybe I shouldn't have tied up his shoelaces...' She thought to
herself, somewhat regretfully. 'But he laughed at me.... So it's
ok!' she reasoned as she walked away, leaving the helpful man
un-tying his laces.
O-chan took another look at the paper, it's heading read:
"SAILOR SENSHI SAVE COUPLE FROM YOUMA", below it had a captioned
picture of the Sailor Senshi.
"She doesn't look anything like Princess Serena." O-chan said to
herself.
That's because she's been re-born.
"Oh. You're back."
Yes, and stop talking to yourself.
'Ok, now what?'
Sailor Moon will be appearing at the Jakalope knife shop in
about two hours.
'Where is the Jakalope Knife shop?'
Look it up or ask someone, what do I look like? A telephone
directory?
'What's a telephone?' O-chan questioned, a little confused. She
got no reply.
O-chan's first attempt at finding the Jakalope Knife shop was
much more successful than her attempt to find Sailor Moon and she
was standing outside the shop in a little over an hour.
Her first thought as she entered the shop went something along
the lines of: 'Suugooi! So many knives!'
Forty-five minutes later the Staff were beginning to get a
little annoyed at the young red-haired girl who insisted that
she have a look at every knife. Some of the strange questions
that were asked by the girl only seemed to add to her bubble
head appearance.
"Why do you keep them behind glass?"
"What's Stainless Steel?"
"What? You mean I'd actually have to pay for them? Do you know
who I am?!"
The last one almost got her kicked out of the shop, luckily the
staff had a sense of humour. I mean, what would you say if a
fifteenish old girl claimed that she was "Guardian of the Silver
Millennium, Lymk warrior and Watcher of the Time Line?"
At this however, one of the customers stared at O-chan for a few
minutes. Once she noticed this however she turned around and
looked the man dead in the eyes.
"Why are you staring at me?!" she asked him.
"Because, I want your ENERGY!" the man exclaimed even as his
features began to change. His skin turned a purple colour, and
horns protruded from his head. The staff, upon seeing this,
began to run out of the store but were caught by the Youma.
Their energy was sucked out of them through the Youma's hands.
The other customer, another youngish girl ran out of the door
whilst this was happening. O-chan, calmly as ever returned to
looking through the knives.
"Why aren't you running from me?!" the Youma exclaimed when it
noticed that O-chan was looking at the knives with her back to
him.
"Because," O-chan replied, "I was looking for a few good knives."
"And I've found them!" O-chan replied as she spun around and
threw two knives at the Youma. Two knives that were in a
locked glass cabinet.
The Youma was defiantly not expecting two knives to be thrown
at him as quick as they were. The knives embedded into his
shoulder and his arm.
'Ha! Ha!' O-chan exclaimed as the Youma was knocked backwards,
'And now to finish him off!' she thought as she teleported
one of the swords in a cabinet into her hand.
Damattano Ookami! What do you think you are doing?!
'I'm killing this Youma, what does it look like?' O-chan replied,
a little peeved at the interruption and knowing what was likely to
come next.
The TimeLine forbids it! Sailor Moon is meant to arrive and
finish it off!
'Has that ever stopped me? Besides, how much can it harm the
TimeLine?' O-chan questioned as she banished the Youma with the
Katana.
You do realise that most of the things we ask you to fix up,
were caused by you stuffing everything up in the past don't you?
'Hrmph... So, why am I looking for Princess Serena anyway?'
Ok. Here's what happened.......
------------------------------------------------------------
"Taking the energy of helpless shoppers is forbidden here! I am
the Pretty Sailor Suited Soldier Sailor Moon! I stand for...."
Sailor moon exclaimed as she entered the knife shop, stopping
when she noticed the lack of Youma.
O-chan took one look at Sailor moon, then the other Senshi as
they entered the shop and she began to laugh.
"giggle Those laugh skirts! Are you laugh the Sailor
giggle Tramps or something?!" O-chan exclaimed, practically
rolling on the ground.
"Hey!, " yelled Jupiter, stepping forward, "Who are you? And
where's the Youma?"
"I'm giggle, I'm..." O-Chan began, before calming herself and
standing up straight. O-chan turned towards an inquisitive
Sailor Moon.
"Princess Serena, I am Damattano Ookami. Lymk Warrior, Guardian
of the Silver Millennium and Watcher of the Time Line." O-chan
began rather majestically and proudly.
"But I'd much rather you called me O-Chan!", she added bouncing
up to Sailor Moon and jumping onto her, arms around Sailor Moons
neck and legs around her waist.
This was of course more than the normally ditzy Sailor Moon
could handle and they both promptly fell over, O-chan rolling
away to rest upside down against a wall.
"What's this?" questioned Mercury, removing a 'kick me' sign
from Sailor Moon's back as she helped her up.
"Oh? I wonder how that got there?" questioned O-chan, not
looking guilty at all.
"Ya sure?" asked Jupiter, stepping forward menacingly.
"Yup, anyway... The reason I'm here is to fix up a mistake that
Pluto made.."
"What? Who's Pluto?" asked Venus.
"Yeah, you haven't met her yet.. Pluto sent ummmmm" replied
O-chan, a clipboard suddenly appearing in her hand, "Chibi-Usa
to this time a little while ago."
"Chibi-Usa! Is she OK?" asked Sailor Moon in a worried tone
"Yeah, she's fine. Anyway, whilst she was here she fiddled
with time (in a way) and I'm here to fix up the mistake that
she allowed." O-chan stated proudly, sending her clipboard
back away to wherever it came from.
"How did you do that?" asked Mercury, referring to the
disappearing clipboard.
"Oh. It's nothing." O-chan replied, a little nervous at the scrutiny.
girl's entrance through the rune covered doorway. That and a loud
exclamation of "Well? What was that meant to do?"
The young red-head brushed her long plait back over her shoulder
and proceeded to look around the room seemingly at nothing. She
stopped suddenly, looking down at the many layers of dust on the
ground.
"What? It looks like a year of dust built up in the minute I was
in the other room!" The red-head exclaimed.
She then stopped her slight tirade and her expression became very
intense.
"A few thousand what!!" she then screamed all of a sudden,
seemingly to herself. This was followed by another bought of
thoughtfulness.
"Oh come now, you don't mean to say that it actually worked?"
Another pause as the red-head seems to concentrate on something.
"Why? There's no-one around to hear me talk to you!"
For the sake of your sanity dear readers, we shall now commence
with the introduction of the 'voices'
No, but you should still be practicing your upper mind powers
anyway.
"But you know how hard it is," the red-head whined, "besides, it's
boring!"
It may very well bore you, but it's important. Besides, you may
need them.
"Oh, Why?" the red-head didn't seem too surprised at this.
Because dear O-chan, you must search for Queen Serenity's
daughter, Princess Serena. She is currently in the city of Tokyo,
the district of Juuban.
"Is that it?" O-chan exclaimed, she didn't seem to thrilled at
this small amount of information, "How am I meant to look for her?
What does she look like? Where exactly does she live?"
We can't tell you that. But she does occasionally run around as
Sailor Moon
"Oh, ok! Fine then. Be all haughty and cryptic again! Just
remember what happened last time you acted like this! I won't be
responsible for my actions!"
Oh, yes.. Sorry. But that is all I can tell you. Sorry..
You don't actually have any high explosives on you? Do you?
"No, but I'm sure I can get some.." O-chan replied with a cocky
little smile.
--------------------------------------------------------------
O-chan's first attempt at discovering the whereabouts of Sailor
Moon was not very successful. Oh, she found the Juuban district of
Tokyo easily enough... O-chan picked out a nice helpful looking
man, someone who would give her directions. When she asked the
gentleman where Sailor Moon resided he laughed at her!
'Well fine then! I don't see what reason there is to laugh at me
.' O-chan thought to herself.
The man calmed down when he noticed O-chan's building anger.
"I'm so sorry... But do you actually know who Sailor Moon is?" the
man asked her.
"Of course I do... She's Prin..." O-Chan started, "No. Not really"
"Here." the man said as he handed O-chan a newspaper.
"Thank-you." O-chan replied, taking the paper and beginning to
walk away reading it.
"Shit!" came an exclamation from behind her. Turning around,
O-chan noticed the man lying on the path his shoe laced tied
together.
'Maybe I shouldn't have tied up his shoelaces...' She thought to
herself, somewhat regretfully. 'But he laughed at me.... So it's
ok!' she reasoned as she walked away, leaving the helpful man
un-tying his laces.
O-chan took another look at the paper, it's heading read:
"SAILOR SENSHI SAVE COUPLE FROM YOUMA", below it had a captioned
picture of the Sailor Senshi.
"She doesn't look anything like Princess Serena." O-chan said to
herself.
That's because she's been re-born.
"Oh. You're back."
Yes, and stop talking to yourself.
'Ok, now what?'
Sailor Moon will be appearing at the Jakalope knife shop in
about two hours.
'Where is the Jakalope Knife shop?'
Look it up or ask someone, what do I look like? A telephone
directory?
'What's a telephone?' O-chan questioned, a little confused. She
got no reply.
O-chan's first attempt at finding the Jakalope Knife shop was
much more successful than her attempt to find Sailor Moon and she
was standing outside the shop in a little over an hour.
Her first thought as she entered the shop went something along
the lines of: 'Suugooi! So many knives!'
Forty-five minutes later the Staff were beginning to get a
little annoyed at the young red-haired girl who insisted that
she have a look at every knife. Some of the strange questions
that were asked by the girl only seemed to add to her bubble
head appearance.
"Why do you keep them behind glass?"
"What's Stainless Steel?"
"What? You mean I'd actually have to pay for them? Do you know
who I am?!"
The last one almost got her kicked out of the shop, luckily the
staff had a sense of humour. I mean, what would you say if a
fifteenish old girl claimed that she was "Guardian of the Silver
Millennium, Lymk warrior and Watcher of the Time Line?"
At this however, one of the customers stared at O-chan for a few
minutes. Once she noticed this however she turned around and
looked the man dead in the eyes.
"Why are you staring at me?!" she asked him.
"Because, I want your ENERGY!" the man exclaimed even as his
features began to change. His skin turned a purple colour, and
horns protruded from his head. The staff, upon seeing this,
began to run out of the store but were caught by the Youma.
Their energy was sucked out of them through the Youma's hands.
The other customer, another youngish girl ran out of the door
whilst this was happening. O-chan, calmly as ever returned to
looking through the knives.
"Why aren't you running from me?!" the Youma exclaimed when it
noticed that O-chan was looking at the knives with her back to
him.
"Because," O-chan replied, "I was looking for a few good knives."
"And I've found them!" O-chan replied as she spun around and
threw two knives at the Youma. Two knives that were in a
locked glass cabinet.
The Youma was defiantly not expecting two knives to be thrown
at him as quick as they were. The knives embedded into his
shoulder and his arm.
'Ha! Ha!' O-chan exclaimed as the Youma was knocked backwards,
'And now to finish him off!' she thought as she teleported
one of the swords in a cabinet into her hand.
Damattano Ookami! What do you think you are doing?!
'I'm killing this Youma, what does it look like?' O-chan replied,
a little peeved at the interruption and knowing what was likely to
come next.
The TimeLine forbids it! Sailor Moon is meant to arrive and
finish it off!
'Has that ever stopped me? Besides, how much can it harm the
TimeLine?' O-chan questioned as she banished the Youma with the
Katana.
You do realise that most of the things we ask you to fix up,
were caused by you stuffing everything up in the past don't you?
'Hrmph... So, why am I looking for Princess Serena anyway?'
Ok. Here's what happened.......
------------------------------------------------------------
"Taking the energy of helpless shoppers is forbidden here! I am
the Pretty Sailor Suited Soldier Sailor Moon! I stand for...."
Sailor moon exclaimed as she entered the knife shop, stopping
when she noticed the lack of Youma.
O-chan took one look at Sailor moon, then the other Senshi as
they entered the shop and she began to laugh.
"giggle Those laugh skirts! Are you laugh the Sailor
giggle Tramps or something?!" O-chan exclaimed, practically
rolling on the ground.
"Hey!, " yelled Jupiter, stepping forward, "Who are you? And
where's the Youma?"
"I'm giggle, I'm..." O-Chan began, before calming herself and
standing up straight. O-chan turned towards an inquisitive
Sailor Moon.
"Princess Serena, I am Damattano Ookami. Lymk Warrior, Guardian
of the Silver Millennium and Watcher of the Time Line." O-chan
began rather majestically and proudly.
"But I'd much rather you called me O-Chan!", she added bouncing
up to Sailor Moon and jumping onto her, arms around Sailor Moons
neck and legs around her waist.
This was of course more than the normally ditzy Sailor Moon
could handle and they both promptly fell over, O-chan rolling
away to rest upside down against a wall.
"What's this?" questioned Mercury, removing a 'kick me' sign
from Sailor Moon's back as she helped her up.
"Oh? I wonder how that got there?" questioned O-chan, not
looking guilty at all.
"Ya sure?" asked Jupiter, stepping forward menacingly.
"Yup, anyway... The reason I'm here is to fix up a mistake that
Pluto made.."
"What? Who's Pluto?" asked Venus.
"Yeah, you haven't met her yet.. Pluto sent ummmmm" replied
O-chan, a clipboard suddenly appearing in her hand, "Chibi-Usa
to this time a little while ago."
"Chibi-Usa! Is she OK?" asked Sailor Moon in a worried tone
"Yeah, she's fine. Anyway, whilst she was here she fiddled
with time (in a way) and I'm here to fix up the mistake that
she allowed." O-chan stated proudly, sending her clipboard
back away to wherever it came from.
"How did you do that?" asked Mercury, referring to the
disappearing clipboard.
"Oh. It's nothing." O-chan replied, a little nervous at the scrutiny.