Chapter two up now OO.
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Announcer: Yes... The new Zergy Whirly is the most advance zergling
elimination unit of the day. Using advance drilling techniques, this
drill like piece of hardware is guaranteed to work, and comes with
a lifetime guarantee
Paid Audience: OOOOOOOO, lifetime guarantee
Test Subject: Gurgle hhhheeeeellllp, it's STILL CHEWING ME!!!!
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Test Subject: Gurgle Cough Cough
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program!
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Tassadar running down the street
Tassadar: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Get's pulled into the Saloon by Evil Bob
)Inside the Saloon, Zerglings and Hydralisks play cards(
Evil Bob: So, Buckaroo, might you be the proprietor of this 'stablishment?
Tassadar: Why estabislihsment stablish.. uh NO no no no!
Evil bob: Then you must b a friend of the Marshall.. And since I hate Marshalls throws Tassedar behind the bar
Tassadar: Okiedokie boys, what.. what'll it be?
Evil Bob: Creep Juice, and Banana splits all around, PRONTO!!
Tassadar: Runs over and fills up mugs, slaps plates onto bars,
puts ice cream, whip, sprinkles, and carrots on top
Evil bob: Throws carrot off WHAT!?? Grabs Tassedar No cherry?
Tassadar: Under breath"I got to get a better contract next time
Uhhh. let me answer that by saying, HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPP!
)Outside(
Duke: Tassadars in trouble!
Tassadar,inside: Ohh, no please, oh please, BE REASONABLE!
Raynor: Oh no, what do we do? Duke?
Duke: You're the Marshall, Raynor, you have to give US orders
Raynor: Well, then, I order you to think of something.. please
Duke: think, think..think
Zaratul: I GOT IT! I'll go in the front end, and keep them occupied.
While Duke and Fenix go in the back end, and rescue old big foot
Raynor: Oh, what do I do?
Tassadar,inside: no, NOT THE WHIPPED CREAM!
Zaretul: Oh, you stand here, looking Marshelly, and when we're all set,
you give the signal to go.
Raynor: I'll try. Go..Go?..Ha, GO!
)back inside(
Tassadar: on a split plate, looking like a giant spilt
Evil Bob: Shoves another banana into Tassadars mouth Now, THAT'S
how ya make a banana spilt! Picks up Tassadar
Raynor,outside: ready, uhh, GO GO!
Zaratul: Comes in HI yi yipe yo yay, I'm gonna rope ya fruit loop, if
ya don't drop that big foot!
Evil Bob: Whatever you say. Drops Tassadar
Tassadar: Uhh, thank you.
Duke: Comes in back door with Fenix Isn't this working out nicely?
Both look up to see two Zerg each holding a barrel
Fenix: No, no really. We're not going to enjoy this are we?
CRASH
Duke: Walks past Tassedar, along with Fenix, with barrels over their heads Ummm, excuse us, umm pardon
Zaratul: Hmm, well, that didn't work... Turns back to Bob Ok, hold onto your Zerg feathers, because now your really gonna see something!!!
Begins doing fancy rope work, and cloaks, and uncloaks Oh, haha
Gets tangled up in his own trick
Evil Bob: Ha, yourself.
)Back outside(
Duke: Ready, pull, pull, pull falls backwards with barrel
Fenix: thanks for uncorking meLooks back into barrel Though I kind
of liked it in there...
Zaratul: Shoots out of swinging doors, like a yo-yo tied to the rope
OH, hey, now wait a minute, you can't do this, stop that now Goes back inside Comes back out, still like a yo-yo Come on, HELP!!!
Raynor: This is, t-t-terrible...
Fenix: Could be worse.
Raynor: Gets grabbed by Bob EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fenix: See?
Evil Bob, inside: Hey, boys, looked who just dropped in, ahhahahaha.
Raynor, inside: Oh, d-d-d-dear...
NEXT CHAPTER OUT SOON, REVIEW DARN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: We'll get back to our program in a minute, but fist, let us
tell you a little bit about the new "Zergy Whirly"
Paid Audience: NOT AGAIN!
Announcer: Eh hmm Flashes $100 bills
Paid Audience: Oh, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Announcer: Yes... The new Zergy Whirly is the most advance zergling
elimination unit of the day. Using advance drilling techniques, this
drill like piece of hardware is guaranteed to work, and comes with
a lifetime guarantee
Paid Audience: OOOOOOOO, lifetime guarantee
Test Subject: Gurgle hhhheeeeellllp, it's STILL CHEWING ME!!!!
Announcer: Sweat drop uhhhhh,
That's right, a lifetime guarantee for the buyer only.
All operators are standing by.
Just call 1-800-WHR-ZERG, that's 1-800-WHR-ZERG
Test Subject: Gurgle Cough Cough
Announcer: Sweating, uhhh, and NOW back to our regularly scheduled
program!
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Tassadar running down the street
Tassadar: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Get's pulled into the Saloon by Evil Bob
)Inside the Saloon, Zerglings and Hydralisks play cards(
Evil Bob: So, Buckaroo, might you be the proprietor of this 'stablishment?
Tassadar: Why estabislihsment stablish.. uh NO no no no!
Evil bob: Then you must b a friend of the Marshall.. And since I hate Marshalls throws Tassedar behind the bar
Tassadar: Okiedokie boys, what.. what'll it be?
Evil Bob: Creep Juice, and Banana splits all around, PRONTO!!
Tassadar: Runs over and fills up mugs, slaps plates onto bars,
puts ice cream, whip, sprinkles, and carrots on top
Evil bob: Throws carrot off WHAT!?? Grabs Tassedar No cherry?
Tassadar: Under breath"I got to get a better contract next time
Uhhh. let me answer that by saying, HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPP!
)Outside(
Duke: Tassadars in trouble!
Tassadar,inside: Ohh, no please, oh please, BE REASONABLE!
Raynor: Oh no, what do we do? Duke?
Duke: You're the Marshall, Raynor, you have to give US orders
Raynor: Well, then, I order you to think of something.. please
Duke: think, think..think
Zaratul: I GOT IT! I'll go in the front end, and keep them occupied.
While Duke and Fenix go in the back end, and rescue old big foot
Raynor: Oh, what do I do?
Tassadar,inside: no, NOT THE WHIPPED CREAM!
Zaretul: Oh, you stand here, looking Marshelly, and when we're all set,
you give the signal to go.
Raynor: I'll try. Go..Go?..Ha, GO!
)back inside(
Tassadar: on a split plate, looking like a giant spilt
Evil Bob: Shoves another banana into Tassadars mouth Now, THAT'S
how ya make a banana spilt! Picks up Tassadar
Raynor,outside: ready, uhh, GO GO!
Zaratul: Comes in HI yi yipe yo yay, I'm gonna rope ya fruit loop, if
ya don't drop that big foot!
Evil Bob: Whatever you say. Drops Tassadar
Tassadar: Uhh, thank you.
Duke: Comes in back door with Fenix Isn't this working out nicely?
Both look up to see two Zerg each holding a barrel
Fenix: No, no really. We're not going to enjoy this are we?
CRASH
Duke: Walks past Tassedar, along with Fenix, with barrels over their heads Ummm, excuse us, umm pardon
Zaratul: Hmm, well, that didn't work... Turns back to Bob Ok, hold onto your Zerg feathers, because now your really gonna see something!!!
Begins doing fancy rope work, and cloaks, and uncloaks Oh, haha
Gets tangled up in his own trick
Evil Bob: Ha, yourself.
)Back outside(
Duke: Ready, pull, pull, pull falls backwards with barrel
Fenix: thanks for uncorking meLooks back into barrel Though I kind
of liked it in there...
Zaratul: Shoots out of swinging doors, like a yo-yo tied to the rope
OH, hey, now wait a minute, you can't do this, stop that now Goes back inside Comes back out, still like a yo-yo Come on, HELP!!!
Raynor: This is, t-t-terrible...
Fenix: Could be worse.
Raynor: Gets grabbed by Bob EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fenix: See?
Evil Bob, inside: Hey, boys, looked who just dropped in, ahhahahaha.
Raynor, inside: Oh, d-d-d-dear...
NEXT CHAPTER OUT SOON, REVIEW DARN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!