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)Corny background music starts playing(
Announcer: Hello, everyone, this time we're...
)Women's scream sounds(
)Gun shots, explosions, and screams resound in the scene and the announcer is torn to shreds by a near-invisible force of stampeding squirls!(
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)Scene is in the Saloon. Saloon style music plays. Scene opens with Zaretul and Tassadar tied and being pullied up to hang helpless from the tusks of an Ultralisk head on the wall by an ambitious Zerg-thief.
Raynor sits dumbfounded on the bar with Evil Bob standing next to him(
Zerg theif 1: Walks back to card table and picks up hand Got any threes?
Zerg this 2: Go fish.
Zerg thief 1: WHAT!?????
)Fighting and slashing sounds ensue, followed by screaches of pain and agony as players fight over something(
Evil Bob: Hey, Marshall, it's trouncin' time...
Masked Man: Freeze! comes through swinging doors Uh, if you please.
)INspiring drama music plays in background(
Maked Man: Jumps up on bar infront of Raynor and Evil Bob Ahah!
Evil Bob: o.O What are you?
Maked Man: I am dramatic pause the Masked Man. And this is my faithful steed.
Faithful steed: Walks slowly past in a rather bored type fo way Hello.
Evil Bob: You... are gonna' try an' trounce me? Whatcha' got in there for brains?
Masked Man: Jello, some say...
Evil Bob: Gets evil look You better reach for it, fur face. draws a large water pistol and an icecream carton I got me a gun ov' ice cream, and I'm not afraid to use it.
)Zerg-thieves suddenly split for cover, The Masked Man, after realizing he had indeed forgotten to shave that morning, picks up another waterpistol lying near-bye and spins it around... then dropping it.(
)Masked Man bends over to pick it up, and just misses getting hit by Evil Bob's scoop. Evil Bob gets a hideous grin on hsi face and reloads, this time hitting the piano nearby.(
)Piano starts playing on its own some more tacky music for theme songs or something... DuGalle and Stukov pop out the top and begin singing with their banjo and chello(
DuGalle&Stukov: The fearless man that wares the mask has never run from any task...
)Masked Man continues to run behind evcery availible cover(
DuGalle&Stukov:...and with his trusty faithfull steed, he battle son to victorty! Masked Man slams into piano while fireing over his back during his flight and sends the piano bouncing off the wall and back into place
Stukov: HEY, watch where you're goin', sonny!
DuGalle: I say, HOW RUDE!
DuGalle&Stukov: He battles on to victory!
Masked Man: Tips hat off, but then takes cover behind piano and continues fireing at Evil Bob
DuGalle&Stukov: You see, he has a clever plan to beat that Evil Bob! He's here to tame the wild frontier, he'll do it like a slob!
Masked Man: Suddenly realizing he's out of ice cream Oh, bother...
)Music reaches climax(
DuGalle&Stukov: And we're right here to back him up, this is always known! Masked Man shows them he's out of ice cream He can always count on us... Evil Bob laughs evily Unnnnnnless we GOTTA GO! Vanish
Evil Bob: NOW I gotcha'! Pumps gun to full preasure
Masked Man: Walking backwards, trips over chair as stream of icecream comes twowards him, bouncing off chari, then teh ceiling, and then hitting the piano.
Evil Bob: Uh-oh... Is hit by music roll popping into him, and is sent sailing outside into the horse troff
)Zerg-thieves gather 'round(
Zerg thieves: Ooooooooooooo...
Raynor: Go on. Go on, shoo!
)Zerg thieves get look of terror, then leave a trail of dust running out of town(
Zaretul: hahaha! Now that's what I call lawkeepin'!
Raynor: Embarresed Oh, well, I couldn't of done it without the Masked Man and his Faithfull, uh... steed?
Tassadar: Why they're... they're gone!
Raynor: Oh, who was that Masked Man?
)Scene changes to cliff above town where we see Masked Man and Faithfull steed. Whip cracks with dramtic music(
Masked Man: HIHO, Fenix! AWAY! Falls off back OH, bother...
)Back in town(
Evil Bob: Leans against side of water troff I'm gonna have to do somethin' about that "Masked Man"...
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)Corny background music starts playing(
Announcer: Hello, everyone, this time we're...
)Women's scream sounds(
)Gun shots, explosions, and screams resound in the scene and the announcer is torn to shreds by a near-invisible force of stampeding squirls!(
###
Book-Master: --.... Forget this, ON WITH THE SHOW!
###
)Scene is in the Saloon. Saloon style music plays. Scene opens with Zaretul and Tassadar tied and being pullied up to hang helpless from the tusks of an Ultralisk head on the wall by an ambitious Zerg-thief.
Raynor sits dumbfounded on the bar with Evil Bob standing next to him(
Zerg theif 1: Walks back to card table and picks up hand Got any threes?
Zerg this 2: Go fish.
Zerg thief 1: WHAT!?????
)Fighting and slashing sounds ensue, followed by screaches of pain and agony as players fight over something(
Evil Bob: Hey, Marshall, it's trouncin' time...
Masked Man: Freeze! comes through swinging doors Uh, if you please.
)INspiring drama music plays in background(
Maked Man: Jumps up on bar infront of Raynor and Evil Bob Ahah!
Evil Bob: o.O What are you?
Maked Man: I am dramatic pause the Masked Man. And this is my faithful steed.
Faithful steed: Walks slowly past in a rather bored type fo way Hello.
Evil Bob: You... are gonna' try an' trounce me? Whatcha' got in there for brains?
Masked Man: Jello, some say...
Evil Bob: Gets evil look You better reach for it, fur face. draws a large water pistol and an icecream carton I got me a gun ov' ice cream, and I'm not afraid to use it.
)Zerg-thieves suddenly split for cover, The Masked Man, after realizing he had indeed forgotten to shave that morning, picks up another waterpistol lying near-bye and spins it around... then dropping it.(
)Masked Man bends over to pick it up, and just misses getting hit by Evil Bob's scoop. Evil Bob gets a hideous grin on hsi face and reloads, this time hitting the piano nearby.(
)Piano starts playing on its own some more tacky music for theme songs or something... DuGalle and Stukov pop out the top and begin singing with their banjo and chello(
DuGalle&Stukov: The fearless man that wares the mask has never run from any task...
)Masked Man continues to run behind evcery availible cover(
DuGalle&Stukov:...and with his trusty faithfull steed, he battle son to victorty! Masked Man slams into piano while fireing over his back during his flight and sends the piano bouncing off the wall and back into place
Stukov: HEY, watch where you're goin', sonny!
DuGalle: I say, HOW RUDE!
DuGalle&Stukov: He battles on to victory!
Masked Man: Tips hat off, but then takes cover behind piano and continues fireing at Evil Bob
DuGalle&Stukov: You see, he has a clever plan to beat that Evil Bob! He's here to tame the wild frontier, he'll do it like a slob!
Masked Man: Suddenly realizing he's out of ice cream Oh, bother...
)Music reaches climax(
DuGalle&Stukov: And we're right here to back him up, this is always known! Masked Man shows them he's out of ice cream He can always count on us... Evil Bob laughs evily Unnnnnnless we GOTTA GO! Vanish
Evil Bob: NOW I gotcha'! Pumps gun to full preasure
Masked Man: Walking backwards, trips over chair as stream of icecream comes twowards him, bouncing off chari, then teh ceiling, and then hitting the piano.
Evil Bob: Uh-oh... Is hit by music roll popping into him, and is sent sailing outside into the horse troff
)Zerg-thieves gather 'round(
Zerg thieves: Ooooooooooooo...
Raynor: Go on. Go on, shoo!
)Zerg thieves get look of terror, then leave a trail of dust running out of town(
Zaretul: hahaha! Now that's what I call lawkeepin'!
Raynor: Embarresed Oh, well, I couldn't of done it without the Masked Man and his Faithfull, uh... steed?
Tassadar: Why they're... they're gone!
Raynor: Oh, who was that Masked Man?
)Scene changes to cliff above town where we see Masked Man and Faithfull steed. Whip cracks with dramtic music(
Masked Man: HIHO, Fenix! AWAY! Falls off back OH, bother...
)Back in town(
Evil Bob: Leans against side of water troff I'm gonna have to do somethin' about that "Masked Man"...
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