Malik and Marik Messages

Anya Shukuen: Yes, this is Malik and Marik now. Muahahaha! Sorry I didn't put this soon. More busy things happening in life right now. --UUUU

Yami Tenshi: Yeah, she's taking summer school, she has house work, she did alot of cooking for parties, and some performances for Graduations...

Anya Shukuen: Why did you have to put in the summer school part?

Yami Tenshi: Well, isn't that what your doing in life...on this basic month

Anya Shukuen: ......oh yeah

Yami Tenshi: .::snorts::.

Anya Shukuen: Okz, the fic. Thanks for the reviews peeps! I feel more happy now!

Yami Tenshi: But as for the other fic we're doing, we're gonna put that later.

Anya Shukuen: Yes, and we don't own anything. Just Me own myself and Yami own herself.

Yami Tenshi:Yes.

(Geez what a miracle that we're now arguing)

Both: On with the fic!

Malik's message

Malik: Yo! Yo! Yo! Malik in da house! Ahehehe shizzle! (I'm no mocking any of you thugs or ganstahs so don't sue me for it! .....plz?) Yeah, we're not in da crib right now but holla me a message, k ya'll? Aight! Peace out, D-Town!

Tristan: Hey Malik, I hate you! .::mocks::. Peace Out!

Yugi: Malik! Where's my card?! I know you stole it from me!

Ryou: Hello Malik, Bakura needs your yami. Something about a plot for Yugi. Uh.....Bye. (At least he doesn't mind his talk OoUUUU.....yeah)

Random Person: OoOoh! Funky due!

Anya Shukuen: ....Malik! I know your home pick up!...

Yami: Malik....I know what your plotting....you can't hide it from me....I can see it through the phone...

Joey: Hey, what's with the ghetto talk? Your such a wanna be!

Tea: Malik I love you! Marry me!

Yami: I know you can hear me....right now.....I know your scared.....you should be....(This so reminds me of 'The Matrix', which I don't own either...)

Yami Tenshi: ....Uh...wait....Oh yeah...wait...

Anya Shukuen: C'mon Malik! Pick up I have to tell you something!!.....

Bakura: Malik where's Marik?!?!

Yami: And guess what?.....I'M OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW!!! .::evil cackle then coughs::.

Yugi: .::in the background::. Yami, quit hugging the phone!

Yami: I'm not hugging the damn phone! .::to the phone::. I must go...but heed my--.::BEEP::.

Anya Shukuen: Fine, I'll just say it. My yami took your millenium rod!!!

Yami Tenshi: Hey Marik, I don't have your rod! I'm honest! .::seeing her carressing the rod::. Don't believe what she says!

Anya Shukuen: .::In the background::. Tenshi! You Burger!.::hangs up::.

Marik's Message:

Marik: Hello... .::Jason's breathing....thing::. You have reached my stupid mortal answering machine...uh...thing... .::breathing again::. If this message isn't important then prepare yourself... .::the Halloween Theme::. for a long trip to the Shadow realm of no return! And I will rule the world! .::Freddy Krugger's laugh::. (I don't own any of them!)

Yugi: Uh....ok? Nevermind...

Yami: .::in the background again::. The phone! .::hang up::.

Random Person: I choose your grizzly bear! .::shik-paa!::.

Joey: OMG! Your more of a idiot like Malik!

Anya Shukuen: ...what's with the sound affects...

Yami: This message isn't exactly important but your message is so LAME! Using that stupid scary themes you thief. (I thought Bakura was a theif? OoUU Oh well..)

Anya Shukuen: I forgot to ask! Is Marik with you? (Well, of course!)

Bakura: ....what the hell is that all about? Even I could do so much better! Your a bad excuse for a pharaoh!

Yami Tenshi: ....You stole all those sound affects from the movie productions!

Anya Shukuen: If he is! Tell him that Tenshi has your rod.

Tea: Oh! Your sound so hot with those effects! I love you! Call me!

Random Person: FUNKY FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: And those themes...gawd we don't use those for phone messages! I can see why your from ancient times! (Was that a insult?...)

Bakura: Oh, I have an evil plot for the pharaoh! Call me back!

Yami Tenshi: And Marik, I don't have your Millenium Rod! .::still caressing it::. I repeat! I don't have your Millenium Rod!

Anya Shukuen: Tenshi!

Yami Tenshi: Must go bye! And I repeat, I don--.::beep::.

Anya Shukuen: Well, I guess that's it.

Yami Tenshi: .::petting the rod::. Good rod. Nice rod.

Anya Shukuen: ...I'm telling Malik and Marik!

Yami Tenshi: NO! YOU MUST NOT!

Anya Shukuen: Oh yes I will! Muahahahaha! .::runs out of the room yelling::. REVIEW IF YOU LIKE IT! MALIK! MARIK! TENSHI HAS YOUR ROD! (this so doesn't sound right...I'M NOT SICK MINDING YOU SICKO!)

Yami Tenshi: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .::some random car comes and she gets hit::.