Chp. 4 is coming up and I'm going to make it a big one. I don't own
Inuyasha but I wish I did. For the ones who wanted a jealous Kagome, here
it is! I'll try my best. Here's a little review of what might (I said might
as in maybe) happen: Satne's trying to get everyone together when Kouga
comes into the picture. Obviously, sparks fly between Inuyasha and Him, but
also with our fast Satne. (fast as in boy crazed and spunky). Naraku might
be in this one, but his character might change a bit, so there :P.
....................................
Chp.4
It was dark. Very, very dark. Infact, it was so dark that even the
dark was frightened of the enhanced dark. The shadows of the forest seemed
to dance lifelessly over the forest floor and Naraku was once again
scheming. "Ku, ku, ku. It seems my little minion has turned sides. I'll
just have to convince her to come back." Naraku's evil smile began to
stretch more and more, as thoughts entered his twisted mind. Not just any
kind of thoughts but lemony thoughts. Lemony thoughts of him and Satne.
Yes, I know what you're thinking; Naraku having horny thoughts, impossible!
Nevertheless, yes, even the dark hearted Naraku had his mind in the gutter.
'Sigh. I can't wait to meet her again.'
If you were to look at Naraku, you'd think it was someone else.
Surely, Naraku wouldn't be in heat. Moreover, drooling? "Master Naraku!"
Naraku jumped out of his baboon pelt as he was woken from his guttery
thoughts by the sound of Kohaku's voice. "Master Naraku, I believe you
requested me to remind you of your arrangements with Lady Satne tomorrow
night." Naraku once again began to see romantic scenes with him and Satne.
"Oh. Oh yeah. Thanks Kohaku!" Taken back, Kohaku stepped out of his
master's presence. 'Weird I never thought that master Naraku had a soft
side, before. Interesting.'
....................................
It was about day break and the Inuyasha crew was still sleeping.
Well, most of them were still sleeping. Satne had awoken a couple of hours
ago. She couldn't shake that feeling that someone was coming there way, but
then again it wasn't like she wasn't able to handle it, or whatever the
thing was. She was about to curl up beside her long and soft tail ( yes,
she has a tail. And, I added it to make her even more cute! It's a fluffy
brownish-black tail), when she heard a rustle in the trees. 'Inuyasha must
be up. It took him long enough.' Satne scampered up the neighboring tree
next to his. " Hey, Inuyasha! You up yet?" Satne didn't receive an answer
but she knew he was faking his sleep, because his breathing was not slow
and sleepy like. Satne gentle made her way to the other side of the tree,
just barely centimeters away form his head. 'He'll pay for ignoring me!'
Satne leaned her head down and bit HARD onto one of his ears. "OWWWW!!!!!!"
That was enough to give Inuyasha his jump start for the day.
"What was that for wench, that hurt!"
" You were ignoring me and don't pretend like you weren't!"
" I was asleep, woman!"
"Oh," Satne began, " Sorry, your bad. You should have said so."
" I was asleep, how could I have said so!" Inuyasha was a picture to see.
His hair was a mess and he wore a really pissed off expression.
Satne slid next to him on the opposite side of the tree. "Well, let
me make it up to you. Want a massage?" That seemed to intise Inuyasha.
'Satne's always been a good massager. Maybe that'll take some of the stress
away.' Satne gentle began to work her hands over his scalp and ears. 'Maybe
I can get him to ask Kagome out on a date, or something. Yes, this might
work, but I shouldn't ask him now. It would seem suspicious.' Satne began
to hum a bit to herself, which also seemed to also relax his nerves. " Say,
Inuyasha what have you been up to for the past 50 years?" Inuyasha didn't
know how to respond to her answer. ' Should I tell her.' Inuyasha thought
about it again, ' Of course I can tell her, she's like a sister to me.'
"Well, pend to a tree actually." This seemed to take Satne by surprise. She
was expecting more along the line of traveling with Sesshoumaru or with his
mother. "Whoa, why don't you start at the point of when we last saw each
other." Inuyasha heaved a heavy sigh, 'Well here it goes.' " After you left
with your father, mother and I stayed in the village that she grew up in. I
of course didn't make many friends but practiced my fighting skills in the
forest." Satne listened to everyword he said. It seems as though he's a
shamed of what happened, but Satne let him continue, still massage one of
his ears and now working her way down his back. " I see, continue." "Well,
one day mother fell ill and I was out in the woods hunting the herbs the
old hag told me to retrieve for her. When I returned I came to an empty
home and couldn't find a trace of my mom anywhere." Inuyasha sighed again
and took a deep breath. " The old hag told me that she was doing the 'gods'
work tonight and said that she might as well be dead in my case, but I
still searched for her. I couldn't even find a trace of her scent, so I
left the village in attempt to find her again."
Satne took all of this in. 'Boy, Inuyasha has had it bad. I feel
sorry for him.' " Inuyasha you still haven't told me about where you went,
please, continue." For a second, Satne thought she saw tears forming in the
eyes of her friend, but it was stopped short when he started his story
again. " After a while this miko named Kikyou came into my life. She was
the protecter of the Shikon Jewel. I'm sure you've heard of it." It did
seem vaguely familiar to her. Satne had heard of this jewel and priestess
before, but had heard rumors that she had perished. 'I wonder what this has
to do with Inuyasha.' " I fell in."
Inuyasha last words where mumbled. " I'm sorry I couldn't hear you, a
little louder." Inuyasha began again, 'There's no point in hiding it from
her. She'll find out anyways.' " I said...I fell in love with her. But not
for long! You know." Satne just raised her eyebrows, 'Who was he trying to
fool, of course he feel in love with her.' Satne smiled at him, " Alright
lover boy, continue." Inuyasha smiled again, ' I can tell this girl
anything and she makes it seem alright. I guess she deserves the title
sister.' "Hey, nothing to worry about little bro I got your back on this
one." Inuyasha started his story again, " Well, as time flew by Kikyou and
I became closer and she asked me if I wanted to become human.. for her."
"And of course, you said yes. Am I right?" Satne asked him. "Yeah, I said
yes and we were deceived by a demon named Naraku." Satne's began to feel
her pulse again, 'Naraku! This demon hurt my friend, and then tried to pin
me against Kagome. How dare he, i'll rip him apart.' Satne's body began to
tighten as she thought of the many ways that she was going to murder
Naraku. " Well, Kikyou thought it was I that sought out to hurt her but It
was actually Naraku disguised as me who did so. She pinned in an
everlasting sleep to a tree." Satne knew this wasn't the whole story but
she decided to let him tell her the rest. 'It probably involves his love
for Kagome. I let him tell me when he's ready.' Satne began to rub his back
gentler, ' Now is my chance to hook him up with Kagome.'
Kagome yawned and scretched as she made her way over to were Inuyasha
was sleeping. When she looked up. Kagome's heart began to sink, 'Is
Inuyasha allowing her to massage him, as lovers do? I can't believe the
nerve of this guy. How could he, I'll show him.' Kagome looked up to them
and shouted, " Hey Inuyasha!" Inuyasha and Satne both looked down, " Oh
good morning Kagome, how was your sleep." Kagome didn't return her answer
but looked Inuyasha dead in the eye. 'This'll teach him.' "Hey Inuyasha!
Sit!" Inuyasha was brought down from his spot in the tree and had a great
make out session with ms.dirt and ms.rock. While he was down there he gave
the ladies a brief lesson on his colorful vocabulary.
Satne could only but stare. "What just happened?" Satne jumped out of
the tree and looked at Kagome. " Can you really control him like that?
Wow!" Satne turned Kagome around. " Kagome you do know that Inuyasha and I
are brother and sisters right? Cause I can sense jealous on you." Kagome
blushed a deep red, " Oh, I see. My bad." 'Few. That was close, I thought
that the were trying to make an item out of themselves. Not that I care if
they did.' Kagome's blush began to fade ,and she and Satne helped poor
Inuyasha up. " I'm sorry Inuyasha. I didn't realise what you and Satne were
doing up there. Will you forgive me?" Inuyasha really wasn't calm enough to
forgive her, " Oh, so now you want my forgiveness! Well, you'd be damn
kidding yourself if your going to get any forgiveness from me!" Whack! That
was enough to make Satne upset. " Ouch! What was that for?!"
"For not excepting her apology!" Satne stared him straight in the eyes and
shot straight threw his soul. Her eyes seemed to be saying, ' Except her
apology now, or you'll really get to see my full power.' Inuyasha didn't
take the hint and instead of backing down, returned her the same stare.
Whack! "Feh! Fine already, I accept your apology, wench." That wasn't
really what Satne or Kagome had in mind, but it was as good as they were
going to get with this certain hanyou. " Well, next time, you could be a
little more forgiving Inuyasha. It'll help you score points with Kagome."
Satne folded her arms across her chest and brushed her tail across
Inuyasha's face playfully. " Oh yeah, remember if you want Kagome to like
you Inuyasha that you must be nice to her." Inuyasha was thankful that
Kagome was out of hearing range. " I know that it's just.." He was cut
short, " It's just that your pride gets in the way. Yashy when will you
ever learn." Satne shook he head side to side. "Well, I don't see any men
flocking to have you?" Of course this didn't affend Satne, " Of course not,
all I see her boys here. We haven't came to any village yet or met any
other men have we."
Miroku and Sango were up already. "I wonder what that was about."
Sango looked over at Miroku. "I'm not sure but what ever it was it was
enough to make the earth shake." Sango's thoughts wondered to last nights
events. 'What gave me the courage to kiss Miroku-sama. I never thought I'd
share a kiss like that with him. Whatever it was, I hope it does the same
again.' Sango's blush became deeper, when she felt a sly hand reach over
and grope her. That brought her back down to earth, "Hentai! How dare you!
I'll.." Miroku put his finger over his mouth, " I guess I should return the
kiss you gave me last night. Miroku bent down to give Sango a passionate
kiss, only to have a permenate impression on his face, left by our fearless
lady Sango. 'Well, I tried.' Was the only thing Miroku thought.
....................................
It was at least 12 in the morning and the Inu crew was seen heading
toward the bone eaters well. "Hurry up Kagome! We don't have all day."
Inuyasha was in a big hurry. The rumor Kaede had given them was proven a
fraud by Satne, who had ridiculed the young man for impersonating a demon
and recking havock among the village. "All right already! Gee." Kagome took
her position on the side of the well and jumped in. Kagome didn't get
really far before Satne grabbed her arm and hoisted her out of the well.
"What the hell do you think you were doing Kagome! Don't you know you could
break yourself jumping down into a well like that! Haven't you seen the
Ring! My heavens! And Inuyasha, you anticipated her.."
" Oh no, I travel to the future threw the well. I'm from the future."
Satne was taken from surprise. "What year?" Satne was curious. " Well,
around the 1990's." "Oh, have you traveled to the 2000's yet. The parties
are wild." Kagome was a little curious about Satne now. 'Satne's been to
the future too.' It finally hit her, why not invite everyone over to the
future. 'Yeah, me and Inuyasha could get to no each other better.'
"Hey, why not come to my time. We haven't had a break from shard
hunting in a while. What do you say Inuyasha?" Inuyasha was more than
relieved. He was the most tired than all of them. After all, he saves their
hides from demons and mortals all the time. Well, mostly Kagome's. "Fine
whatever wench!" Smack! "You apologize right now, who taught you such
horrible respect for women?!" Satne was really disturbed now, " I've had
enough of your smart-alleck ass! Well, who taught you such terrible
words?!" Inuyasha blushed a bit, " Well, umm, you and my father." Satne
stopped in mid sentence, "Oh yeah, that is right."
Kagome butted in before they got into another argument, "So Satne
you've traveled to the future before?" Satne turned toward Kagome, 'Few,
nice save Kagome.' "Yeah, in Egypt its called prophecy. Who'd you think
prophicised about the future in the Egyptian scrolls?" Satne pointed to
herself. " Yep, it was I."
"Shall we head on into the well then; after you lady Sango." Miroku
lifted Sango over the well and groped her as he let her down. " You
Hentai!!," was all you heard on the way down, as Sango descended down the
well. "That was low Miroku, even for you." Inuyasha picked Kagome and her
pack up and dropped her into the well. "Yes, I must agree with Inuyasha.
That was pretty dirty." Satne jumped over the well, gymnast style and was
gone. Miroku slid over the side and was gone. 'I wonder what will do their.
I guess I should be a little nicer to Kagome. A break from the shards would
be nice.' Inuyasha jumped over the side and vanished.
Some yards away, Kouga lied inside an old stump, "A-ha! So, that is
how they get to the future. I'll follow my 'woman' their and steal her from
dog breath." Kouga grinned at his planned. "Hey, what's this black thing?
It's kind of cute." Kouga had commited the biggest mistake in his life. The
little black thing that he held by the tail in front of his face was a
skunk, and a very p.o. skunk. "It smells pretty bad. OH God!" Not only did
Kouga get a face full of the skunk but an eye full too. " My eyes! My eyes!
Someone get me out of here!"
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A.N.: Well that was Chp.4, I hope its funny. I'm not really in the funny
mode like I hoped I was, my grand father died a couple of weeks ago. I know
sorta a drag ;P. Anyways, I was hoping for some tips on guy clothes because
as a girl I'm into girl clothes. I was thinking along the line of FUBU,
JNCO, Tommy Hill and Sean John but I'm not exactly sure of exactly what.
Inuyasha: Heh! Wait a second. Are you saying that we'll be dressing up in
real clothes. As in not from the Edo era?
Kagome: You look happy.
Inuyasha: I am happy. .grins.
Anyway, please review. I could really use the encouragement. I still could
use some sort of clue of how to introduce Fluffy, Kouga, and Hojo. I think
its about time for Hojo to find that lady love, cause Kagome sure isn't
giving it to him. .wink wink. I finished watching Gold Member and I'm into
the 70's. Can you say costume party and mid night clubs.
Inuyasha but I wish I did. For the ones who wanted a jealous Kagome, here
it is! I'll try my best. Here's a little review of what might (I said might
as in maybe) happen: Satne's trying to get everyone together when Kouga
comes into the picture. Obviously, sparks fly between Inuyasha and Him, but
also with our fast Satne. (fast as in boy crazed and spunky). Naraku might
be in this one, but his character might change a bit, so there :P.
....................................
Chp.4
It was dark. Very, very dark. Infact, it was so dark that even the
dark was frightened of the enhanced dark. The shadows of the forest seemed
to dance lifelessly over the forest floor and Naraku was once again
scheming. "Ku, ku, ku. It seems my little minion has turned sides. I'll
just have to convince her to come back." Naraku's evil smile began to
stretch more and more, as thoughts entered his twisted mind. Not just any
kind of thoughts but lemony thoughts. Lemony thoughts of him and Satne.
Yes, I know what you're thinking; Naraku having horny thoughts, impossible!
Nevertheless, yes, even the dark hearted Naraku had his mind in the gutter.
'Sigh. I can't wait to meet her again.'
If you were to look at Naraku, you'd think it was someone else.
Surely, Naraku wouldn't be in heat. Moreover, drooling? "Master Naraku!"
Naraku jumped out of his baboon pelt as he was woken from his guttery
thoughts by the sound of Kohaku's voice. "Master Naraku, I believe you
requested me to remind you of your arrangements with Lady Satne tomorrow
night." Naraku once again began to see romantic scenes with him and Satne.
"Oh. Oh yeah. Thanks Kohaku!" Taken back, Kohaku stepped out of his
master's presence. 'Weird I never thought that master Naraku had a soft
side, before. Interesting.'
....................................
It was about day break and the Inuyasha crew was still sleeping.
Well, most of them were still sleeping. Satne had awoken a couple of hours
ago. She couldn't shake that feeling that someone was coming there way, but
then again it wasn't like she wasn't able to handle it, or whatever the
thing was. She was about to curl up beside her long and soft tail ( yes,
she has a tail. And, I added it to make her even more cute! It's a fluffy
brownish-black tail), when she heard a rustle in the trees. 'Inuyasha must
be up. It took him long enough.' Satne scampered up the neighboring tree
next to his. " Hey, Inuyasha! You up yet?" Satne didn't receive an answer
but she knew he was faking his sleep, because his breathing was not slow
and sleepy like. Satne gentle made her way to the other side of the tree,
just barely centimeters away form his head. 'He'll pay for ignoring me!'
Satne leaned her head down and bit HARD onto one of his ears. "OWWWW!!!!!!"
That was enough to give Inuyasha his jump start for the day.
"What was that for wench, that hurt!"
" You were ignoring me and don't pretend like you weren't!"
" I was asleep, woman!"
"Oh," Satne began, " Sorry, your bad. You should have said so."
" I was asleep, how could I have said so!" Inuyasha was a picture to see.
His hair was a mess and he wore a really pissed off expression.
Satne slid next to him on the opposite side of the tree. "Well, let
me make it up to you. Want a massage?" That seemed to intise Inuyasha.
'Satne's always been a good massager. Maybe that'll take some of the stress
away.' Satne gentle began to work her hands over his scalp and ears. 'Maybe
I can get him to ask Kagome out on a date, or something. Yes, this might
work, but I shouldn't ask him now. It would seem suspicious.' Satne began
to hum a bit to herself, which also seemed to also relax his nerves. " Say,
Inuyasha what have you been up to for the past 50 years?" Inuyasha didn't
know how to respond to her answer. ' Should I tell her.' Inuyasha thought
about it again, ' Of course I can tell her, she's like a sister to me.'
"Well, pend to a tree actually." This seemed to take Satne by surprise. She
was expecting more along the line of traveling with Sesshoumaru or with his
mother. "Whoa, why don't you start at the point of when we last saw each
other." Inuyasha heaved a heavy sigh, 'Well here it goes.' " After you left
with your father, mother and I stayed in the village that she grew up in. I
of course didn't make many friends but practiced my fighting skills in the
forest." Satne listened to everyword he said. It seems as though he's a
shamed of what happened, but Satne let him continue, still massage one of
his ears and now working her way down his back. " I see, continue." "Well,
one day mother fell ill and I was out in the woods hunting the herbs the
old hag told me to retrieve for her. When I returned I came to an empty
home and couldn't find a trace of my mom anywhere." Inuyasha sighed again
and took a deep breath. " The old hag told me that she was doing the 'gods'
work tonight and said that she might as well be dead in my case, but I
still searched for her. I couldn't even find a trace of her scent, so I
left the village in attempt to find her again."
Satne took all of this in. 'Boy, Inuyasha has had it bad. I feel
sorry for him.' " Inuyasha you still haven't told me about where you went,
please, continue." For a second, Satne thought she saw tears forming in the
eyes of her friend, but it was stopped short when he started his story
again. " After a while this miko named Kikyou came into my life. She was
the protecter of the Shikon Jewel. I'm sure you've heard of it." It did
seem vaguely familiar to her. Satne had heard of this jewel and priestess
before, but had heard rumors that she had perished. 'I wonder what this has
to do with Inuyasha.' " I fell in."
Inuyasha last words where mumbled. " I'm sorry I couldn't hear you, a
little louder." Inuyasha began again, 'There's no point in hiding it from
her. She'll find out anyways.' " I said...I fell in love with her. But not
for long! You know." Satne just raised her eyebrows, 'Who was he trying to
fool, of course he feel in love with her.' Satne smiled at him, " Alright
lover boy, continue." Inuyasha smiled again, ' I can tell this girl
anything and she makes it seem alright. I guess she deserves the title
sister.' "Hey, nothing to worry about little bro I got your back on this
one." Inuyasha started his story again, " Well, as time flew by Kikyou and
I became closer and she asked me if I wanted to become human.. for her."
"And of course, you said yes. Am I right?" Satne asked him. "Yeah, I said
yes and we were deceived by a demon named Naraku." Satne's began to feel
her pulse again, 'Naraku! This demon hurt my friend, and then tried to pin
me against Kagome. How dare he, i'll rip him apart.' Satne's body began to
tighten as she thought of the many ways that she was going to murder
Naraku. " Well, Kikyou thought it was I that sought out to hurt her but It
was actually Naraku disguised as me who did so. She pinned in an
everlasting sleep to a tree." Satne knew this wasn't the whole story but
she decided to let him tell her the rest. 'It probably involves his love
for Kagome. I let him tell me when he's ready.' Satne began to rub his back
gentler, ' Now is my chance to hook him up with Kagome.'
Kagome yawned and scretched as she made her way over to were Inuyasha
was sleeping. When she looked up. Kagome's heart began to sink, 'Is
Inuyasha allowing her to massage him, as lovers do? I can't believe the
nerve of this guy. How could he, I'll show him.' Kagome looked up to them
and shouted, " Hey Inuyasha!" Inuyasha and Satne both looked down, " Oh
good morning Kagome, how was your sleep." Kagome didn't return her answer
but looked Inuyasha dead in the eye. 'This'll teach him.' "Hey Inuyasha!
Sit!" Inuyasha was brought down from his spot in the tree and had a great
make out session with ms.dirt and ms.rock. While he was down there he gave
the ladies a brief lesson on his colorful vocabulary.
Satne could only but stare. "What just happened?" Satne jumped out of
the tree and looked at Kagome. " Can you really control him like that?
Wow!" Satne turned Kagome around. " Kagome you do know that Inuyasha and I
are brother and sisters right? Cause I can sense jealous on you." Kagome
blushed a deep red, " Oh, I see. My bad." 'Few. That was close, I thought
that the were trying to make an item out of themselves. Not that I care if
they did.' Kagome's blush began to fade ,and she and Satne helped poor
Inuyasha up. " I'm sorry Inuyasha. I didn't realise what you and Satne were
doing up there. Will you forgive me?" Inuyasha really wasn't calm enough to
forgive her, " Oh, so now you want my forgiveness! Well, you'd be damn
kidding yourself if your going to get any forgiveness from me!" Whack! That
was enough to make Satne upset. " Ouch! What was that for?!"
"For not excepting her apology!" Satne stared him straight in the eyes and
shot straight threw his soul. Her eyes seemed to be saying, ' Except her
apology now, or you'll really get to see my full power.' Inuyasha didn't
take the hint and instead of backing down, returned her the same stare.
Whack! "Feh! Fine already, I accept your apology, wench." That wasn't
really what Satne or Kagome had in mind, but it was as good as they were
going to get with this certain hanyou. " Well, next time, you could be a
little more forgiving Inuyasha. It'll help you score points with Kagome."
Satne folded her arms across her chest and brushed her tail across
Inuyasha's face playfully. " Oh yeah, remember if you want Kagome to like
you Inuyasha that you must be nice to her." Inuyasha was thankful that
Kagome was out of hearing range. " I know that it's just.." He was cut
short, " It's just that your pride gets in the way. Yashy when will you
ever learn." Satne shook he head side to side. "Well, I don't see any men
flocking to have you?" Of course this didn't affend Satne, " Of course not,
all I see her boys here. We haven't came to any village yet or met any
other men have we."
Miroku and Sango were up already. "I wonder what that was about."
Sango looked over at Miroku. "I'm not sure but what ever it was it was
enough to make the earth shake." Sango's thoughts wondered to last nights
events. 'What gave me the courage to kiss Miroku-sama. I never thought I'd
share a kiss like that with him. Whatever it was, I hope it does the same
again.' Sango's blush became deeper, when she felt a sly hand reach over
and grope her. That brought her back down to earth, "Hentai! How dare you!
I'll.." Miroku put his finger over his mouth, " I guess I should return the
kiss you gave me last night. Miroku bent down to give Sango a passionate
kiss, only to have a permenate impression on his face, left by our fearless
lady Sango. 'Well, I tried.' Was the only thing Miroku thought.
....................................
It was at least 12 in the morning and the Inu crew was seen heading
toward the bone eaters well. "Hurry up Kagome! We don't have all day."
Inuyasha was in a big hurry. The rumor Kaede had given them was proven a
fraud by Satne, who had ridiculed the young man for impersonating a demon
and recking havock among the village. "All right already! Gee." Kagome took
her position on the side of the well and jumped in. Kagome didn't get
really far before Satne grabbed her arm and hoisted her out of the well.
"What the hell do you think you were doing Kagome! Don't you know you could
break yourself jumping down into a well like that! Haven't you seen the
Ring! My heavens! And Inuyasha, you anticipated her.."
" Oh no, I travel to the future threw the well. I'm from the future."
Satne was taken from surprise. "What year?" Satne was curious. " Well,
around the 1990's." "Oh, have you traveled to the 2000's yet. The parties
are wild." Kagome was a little curious about Satne now. 'Satne's been to
the future too.' It finally hit her, why not invite everyone over to the
future. 'Yeah, me and Inuyasha could get to no each other better.'
"Hey, why not come to my time. We haven't had a break from shard
hunting in a while. What do you say Inuyasha?" Inuyasha was more than
relieved. He was the most tired than all of them. After all, he saves their
hides from demons and mortals all the time. Well, mostly Kagome's. "Fine
whatever wench!" Smack! "You apologize right now, who taught you such
horrible respect for women?!" Satne was really disturbed now, " I've had
enough of your smart-alleck ass! Well, who taught you such terrible
words?!" Inuyasha blushed a bit, " Well, umm, you and my father." Satne
stopped in mid sentence, "Oh yeah, that is right."
Kagome butted in before they got into another argument, "So Satne
you've traveled to the future before?" Satne turned toward Kagome, 'Few,
nice save Kagome.' "Yeah, in Egypt its called prophecy. Who'd you think
prophicised about the future in the Egyptian scrolls?" Satne pointed to
herself. " Yep, it was I."
"Shall we head on into the well then; after you lady Sango." Miroku
lifted Sango over the well and groped her as he let her down. " You
Hentai!!," was all you heard on the way down, as Sango descended down the
well. "That was low Miroku, even for you." Inuyasha picked Kagome and her
pack up and dropped her into the well. "Yes, I must agree with Inuyasha.
That was pretty dirty." Satne jumped over the well, gymnast style and was
gone. Miroku slid over the side and was gone. 'I wonder what will do their.
I guess I should be a little nicer to Kagome. A break from the shards would
be nice.' Inuyasha jumped over the side and vanished.
Some yards away, Kouga lied inside an old stump, "A-ha! So, that is
how they get to the future. I'll follow my 'woman' their and steal her from
dog breath." Kouga grinned at his planned. "Hey, what's this black thing?
It's kind of cute." Kouga had commited the biggest mistake in his life. The
little black thing that he held by the tail in front of his face was a
skunk, and a very p.o. skunk. "It smells pretty bad. OH God!" Not only did
Kouga get a face full of the skunk but an eye full too. " My eyes! My eyes!
Someone get me out of here!"
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A.N.: Well that was Chp.4, I hope its funny. I'm not really in the funny
mode like I hoped I was, my grand father died a couple of weeks ago. I know
sorta a drag ;P. Anyways, I was hoping for some tips on guy clothes because
as a girl I'm into girl clothes. I was thinking along the line of FUBU,
JNCO, Tommy Hill and Sean John but I'm not exactly sure of exactly what.
Inuyasha: Heh! Wait a second. Are you saying that we'll be dressing up in
real clothes. As in not from the Edo era?
Kagome: You look happy.
Inuyasha: I am happy. .grins.
Anyway, please review. I could really use the encouragement. I still could
use some sort of clue of how to introduce Fluffy, Kouga, and Hojo. I think
its about time for Hojo to find that lady love, cause Kagome sure isn't
giving it to him. .wink wink. I finished watching Gold Member and I'm into
the 70's. Can you say costume party and mid night clubs.