DISCLAIMER: WHAT?!? I NEVER SAID I OWNED YU YU HAKUSHO! YOU CAN'T SUE ME!! Well, yeah. That pretty much sums it up.

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Keiko: Hmm...I suppose they're stronger than I thought. Very well...I'll have to try a new approach! MWAHAHAHA!

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Kurama: (Looks at his watch.) I think we should head back now.

Hiei: No.

Botan: But we said we'd be back in 30 minutes!

Hiei: It won't matter. We haven't found anything yet. They can wait 15 more minutes for us.

Twilight: Ahem...-.-;;

Hiei: We haven't found anything USEFUL.

Twilight: (Holds up a pair of giant scissors.) Hope you don't like your hair too much! )

Hiei: O_O (Grabs his katana.) You clearly have a death wish, baka!

Twilight: I can fence.

Botan: o.O With...scissors?

Twilight: Yup.

Hiei/Twilight: (Proceed to a deathmatch.)

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Rinku: You fight like a girl.

Kuwabara: Oh yeah?!? Let's go now, one-on-one! I'm gonna getcha, short stuff!

Rinku: (Pokes Kuwabara.)

Kuwabara: Hey, cut it out!

Rinku: (Poke.)

Kuwabara: Stop it!

Rinku: (Poke.)

Kuwabara: STOPIT! .

Rinku: You really suck.

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Crystal: ...Hey look it's a door! (Reaches to open it.)

Yusuke: STOP!

Crystal: ...

Yusuke: YOU DON'T JUST GO AND RANDOMLY OPEN DOORS WHEN YOU'RE LOCKED INSIDE A COTILLIAN MANSION WITH AN INSANE MURDERER!!!

Crystal: (Blinks.) Um...

Sam: -.- Just shut up and open it.

Crystal: (Opens it. Shrieks.)

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(Shriek is heard.)

Twilight/Hiei: (Stop fighting and look up.) What was that?

Kurama: It sounds like Crystal.

Botan: (Oar appears in her hand.) Hurry, let's go!

Twilight: (Grabs onto the end of Botan's oar as she takes off.) WHEEEEEEE! @.@

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Hiei: (First one there because of his super-speed.) What is it?

Crystal: It's--

Botan: (Second one there because of her magical oar.) What happened?

Twilight: (Third one there because she was holding onto the end of Botan's oar.) CRYSTAL?!?

Crystal: TWILIGHT?!?

Kurama: (Last one there because the poor guy doesn't have a magical oar or Hiei's speed. I think.) Are you alright?

Crystal: (Ignoring everyone else.) Twilight, why are you here?

Twilight: Why do you think?

Crystal: Oh. Hey everyone, this is Twilight, my friend and partner-in- crime! Er, well I upload her stories for her, anyhow. Anyway...what you ran all this way for...(Points at the room.) LOOK!

Hiei: HOLY CRAP!

All girls except Sam: (Shriek.) CLOTHES! (Run over to the rack of (non- dressy) clothes and start talking amongst themselves about outfits.)

Yusuke: (Looks at Sam.) Why aren't you over there? You're a girl.

Kurama: Now, Yusuke, that's a bit sexist.

Sam: (Wearing a black and gold kimono top that reaches her knees.) No, this is what I always wear.

Yusuke: o.O Why do you wear a kimono if you're Korean? Isn't the kimono a Japanese thing?

Sam: Don't make me smite you with the Almighty Duct Tape...I simply happen to like this style...

Yusuke: (Covered with tape burns from earlier.) NO MORE TAPE!

Kuwabara/Rinku: (Finally arrive.)

Kuwabara: Have no fear, Kuwabara is here! .. Um...where's the murderer?

Yusuke/Kurama/Hiei: (Point to the clothes rack.)

Kuwabara: CLOTHES?!? (Facefault. Turns to Yusuke, who is dripping wet and covered with red tape burns.) OHMIGOSH! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU URAMESHI?!?

Yusuke: Don't ask.

Hiei: Hn. How shallow. All that over ningen clothes.

All the guys: (Nod in agreement.)

Yusuke: (Nervous laugh.) Yeah. Just some stupid clothes.

All the guys: (Stare at each other for a moment, then hightail it over to the clothes rack.)

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A/N: Hope you liked that one. Hope I'll have enough reviews by the next chapter, cause that's when I'll be killing off the first victim. Also, I'll be saying what every person decided to wear. Just because. Anyway, thanks for reading! ;D