A/N: Thanks for reviewing, Madame Foxfire Arrow, and of course it's not too
late! ^-^ I tried to fit you into this chapter, but couldn't find the right
place. Next chapter, I promise!
DISCLAIMER: Ooh, big disclaimer for this chapter! I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, or Jaws. (You'll see.)
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Botan: Hello, all, and welcome to the first annual un-Cotillian fashion show! I'm your host, Botan...
Crystal: ...and I'm your other host, Crystal! Today, we'll be seeing an extravagant show of outfits...and people! But first, we would like to show you the outfits WE picked out. Because we say so.
Botan: (Wearing a fuzzy pink sweater and jeans.)
Crystal: (Wearing a black sleeveless top and baggy black pants.) O_O Holy crap, this makes me look punkish!
Botan: Now, for our first participant! You all know him, and you all love him! IT'S KURAMA!
Crystal: (As Kurama walks around.) Kurama is wearing a...you guessed it...red sweatshirt and black sweatpants!
Botan: Okay, and next is Twilight! (As Twilight walks around.) She is wearing a gray zip-up sweater and baggy denim pants!
Crystal: Doesn't she look fab? Anyway, next is Yusuke! (As Yusuke walks around.) Wearing a...white sleeveless top and jeans. O_O I'm seeing a pattern here. Is that like the only thing you wear?
Yusuke: YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?! I have my school uniform, that yellow shirt and puffy jeans, and--
Crystal: Whatever. Anyway, enough of Yusuke.
Everyone but Kuwabara: (Falling asleep.)
Kuwabara: OOH!! IS IT MY TURN?
Crystal: Hey, Botan, no one's listening anymore.
Botan: (Whacks the sleeping people with her oar.) WAKE UP! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!!
Crystal: Yeah, okay. Hiei, it's your turn.
Hiei: I refuse to do this stupid ningen show.
Botan: Oh, Hiei, don't be a spoilsport!
Twilight: (Grinning evilly she sneaks up behind Hiei and knocks him out into the room with her giant wok.)
Hiei: O_O!! (Isn't wearing a shirt.) HOLY CRAP!
Botan/Crystal: O_O
Crystal: Yes...well...(Cough.) Looks like Hiei wasn't fully dressed...
Twilight: Er...oops... ._.
Botan/Crystal: ...ANYWAY!
Sam: I think we've all had enough of this.
Botan/Crystal: We noticed.
Yusuke: I also think we forgot we're TRAPPED INSIDE WITH A FRIKKIN' MURDERER HERE.
Everyone else: (Blinks.)
Crystal: Whatever happened to the murderer anyway?
Voice over the loudspeaker: Ahem...ahem...is this thing on?
Everyone: YES!
Voice over the loudspeaker: Good. Just to let you know, I'm coming to kill you. Thanksbye.
Kuwabara: EEP! O_O
Yusuke: D-does she know where we are?
Hiei: Of course not.
Kurama: It's an empty threat.
Crystal: That's not exactly true.
Hiei: Close enough.
Kuwabara: Got any great ideas, shorty?
Hiei: Hn. No, not really.
Kurama: All we can really do is wait for her to come to us.
Yusuke: Great. We're gonna die.
(Long, grim pause.)
Brunette girl with a kazoo: (Marches in with a kazoo.) HAPPY INTERNATIONAL KAZOO DAY!
Yusuke: HOLY CHEESE! IS THIS AN INSANE ASYLUM?
Crystal: No. It's just a Cotillian mansion that insane people just happen to be locked inside.
Yusuke: -.-;;
Botan: Um...do you mind me asking who you are? ^-^;;
Brunette girl with a kazoo: I AM ALEX! And this is the great kazoo of power.
Yusuke: Crap. First the duct tape, now a kazoo.
Alex: (Marches around the room playing the Rurouni Kenshin theme song, "Freckles.")
(One hour later.)
Alex: (Playing a slow song on her kazoo.)
Rinku: Is she here yet?
Everyone else: (Dully.) No.
Rinku: ;~; I'm so bored...
Twilight: Oh, shut up!
Hiei: (Gets up and walks off.)
Kurama/Sam/Twilight: (Follows Hiei.)
Kuwabara: (Runs off in the other direction.)
Crystal: o.O He won't be coming back for a while, will he?
Botan: Oh, he'll get lost, alright. But he'll eventually find some way back here.
Rinku: (Gets up and follows Kuwabara.) I guess I better go keep an eye on him.
Botan: Oh dear. This is a mess.
Yusuke/Crystal: No duh!
Alex: (Starts playing "Jaws.")
Yusuke/Botan/Crystal: SHUT UP!
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Kurama: Hiei, where are you going?
Hiei: I'm going to find her.
Kurama: Hiei, do you know where she is?
Hiei: (Pauses.) Keiko.
Sam/Twilight: O_O KEIKO?!?
Kurama: But why...?
Hiei: I don't know exactly.
Kurama: (Stops suddenly.) ...Wait!
Hiei/Sam/Twilight: (Fall through a trap door.) AAH!
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A/N: Yay, a semi-cliffhanger! Well anyway, thanks for reading and pretty please review! ^-^
DISCLAIMER: Ooh, big disclaimer for this chapter! I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, or Jaws. (You'll see.)
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Botan: Hello, all, and welcome to the first annual un-Cotillian fashion show! I'm your host, Botan...
Crystal: ...and I'm your other host, Crystal! Today, we'll be seeing an extravagant show of outfits...and people! But first, we would like to show you the outfits WE picked out. Because we say so.
Botan: (Wearing a fuzzy pink sweater and jeans.)
Crystal: (Wearing a black sleeveless top and baggy black pants.) O_O Holy crap, this makes me look punkish!
Botan: Now, for our first participant! You all know him, and you all love him! IT'S KURAMA!
Crystal: (As Kurama walks around.) Kurama is wearing a...you guessed it...red sweatshirt and black sweatpants!
Botan: Okay, and next is Twilight! (As Twilight walks around.) She is wearing a gray zip-up sweater and baggy denim pants!
Crystal: Doesn't she look fab? Anyway, next is Yusuke! (As Yusuke walks around.) Wearing a...white sleeveless top and jeans. O_O I'm seeing a pattern here. Is that like the only thing you wear?
Yusuke: YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT?! I have my school uniform, that yellow shirt and puffy jeans, and--
Crystal: Whatever. Anyway, enough of Yusuke.
Everyone but Kuwabara: (Falling asleep.)
Kuwabara: OOH!! IS IT MY TURN?
Crystal: Hey, Botan, no one's listening anymore.
Botan: (Whacks the sleeping people with her oar.) WAKE UP! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!!
Crystal: Yeah, okay. Hiei, it's your turn.
Hiei: I refuse to do this stupid ningen show.
Botan: Oh, Hiei, don't be a spoilsport!
Twilight: (Grinning evilly she sneaks up behind Hiei and knocks him out into the room with her giant wok.)
Hiei: O_O!! (Isn't wearing a shirt.) HOLY CRAP!
Botan/Crystal: O_O
Crystal: Yes...well...(Cough.) Looks like Hiei wasn't fully dressed...
Twilight: Er...oops... ._.
Botan/Crystal: ...ANYWAY!
Sam: I think we've all had enough of this.
Botan/Crystal: We noticed.
Yusuke: I also think we forgot we're TRAPPED INSIDE WITH A FRIKKIN' MURDERER HERE.
Everyone else: (Blinks.)
Crystal: Whatever happened to the murderer anyway?
Voice over the loudspeaker: Ahem...ahem...is this thing on?
Everyone: YES!
Voice over the loudspeaker: Good. Just to let you know, I'm coming to kill you. Thanksbye.
Kuwabara: EEP! O_O
Yusuke: D-does she know where we are?
Hiei: Of course not.
Kurama: It's an empty threat.
Crystal: That's not exactly true.
Hiei: Close enough.
Kuwabara: Got any great ideas, shorty?
Hiei: Hn. No, not really.
Kurama: All we can really do is wait for her to come to us.
Yusuke: Great. We're gonna die.
(Long, grim pause.)
Brunette girl with a kazoo: (Marches in with a kazoo.) HAPPY INTERNATIONAL KAZOO DAY!
Yusuke: HOLY CHEESE! IS THIS AN INSANE ASYLUM?
Crystal: No. It's just a Cotillian mansion that insane people just happen to be locked inside.
Yusuke: -.-;;
Botan: Um...do you mind me asking who you are? ^-^;;
Brunette girl with a kazoo: I AM ALEX! And this is the great kazoo of power.
Yusuke: Crap. First the duct tape, now a kazoo.
Alex: (Marches around the room playing the Rurouni Kenshin theme song, "Freckles.")
(One hour later.)
Alex: (Playing a slow song on her kazoo.)
Rinku: Is she here yet?
Everyone else: (Dully.) No.
Rinku: ;~; I'm so bored...
Twilight: Oh, shut up!
Hiei: (Gets up and walks off.)
Kurama/Sam/Twilight: (Follows Hiei.)
Kuwabara: (Runs off in the other direction.)
Crystal: o.O He won't be coming back for a while, will he?
Botan: Oh, he'll get lost, alright. But he'll eventually find some way back here.
Rinku: (Gets up and follows Kuwabara.) I guess I better go keep an eye on him.
Botan: Oh dear. This is a mess.
Yusuke/Crystal: No duh!
Alex: (Starts playing "Jaws.")
Yusuke/Botan/Crystal: SHUT UP!
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Kurama: Hiei, where are you going?
Hiei: I'm going to find her.
Kurama: Hiei, do you know where she is?
Hiei: (Pauses.) Keiko.
Sam/Twilight: O_O KEIKO?!?
Kurama: But why...?
Hiei: I don't know exactly.
Kurama: (Stops suddenly.) ...Wait!
Hiei/Sam/Twilight: (Fall through a trap door.) AAH!
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A/N: Yay, a semi-cliffhanger! Well anyway, thanks for reading and pretty please review! ^-^