Hello everybody! Guess what!? I'm back and New York was a blast. OMG I wish I could live there with all the big stars like........like.......like, Oh well u know who I'm talking about. Anywayz I'm back now and here for another round, so come join us and bring tha fun because u knows Nikkie-Nia has only begun!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, nor Kagome, Miroku, Sango or another other characters besides Satne and a character that will soon appear in the series.
Well here goes...............
Chp.10 Day Two-Part2
"Well you answer it!"
"Nuh-uh! Its not my home you do it!"
"Shish Kouga not so loud, they might here you."
"Will somebody open tha' damn door, feh!"
Kouga, Miroku, Sango, and Inuyasha where all huddled at the kitchen door.
"Well, go ahead Kouga since your such a great warrior demon and all!," Inuyasha prodded.
"Shut-up Inu-koru I don't see u answering it!" "May I be so bold as to put in my 2 thoughts," guessing Miroku was waiting for an answer but didn't receive one continued," maybe you two should both answer it considering the fact that......"
Satne walks in the room, just a tick bewildered more than usual. "What are you guys doing? Answer the door for goodness sake!"
Slowly but surely, Kouga reaches for the knob of the door and pulls it open. "Hello?"
(A/N: I am now going to show you the expression on the Inu-Gangs faces.)
Inuyasha- o.O
Kouga- Oo
Miroku- 00
Sango- o.O
Satne- "What? What is it? Hello!"
"Hi I'm Onigumo Naraku Banana-Cakes Reggie Herman, also know as Fu-Raku or just Naraku. I'm hear to claim........." Standing at the door was the spit image of Naraku dressed as a door-to-door sales man, in a weird Zoot-Suit replica.
"Naraku! I thought you were smart enough not to show your face here!," Inuyasha pulled out tetsaiga and slashed at naraku.
"Oh for heavens, I'm not that Naraku by all means. I'm his aunt's cousin's nephew's son in law 3 times removed by marriage," Fu-Raku easily dodged Inuyasha's slash.
"I think he may be telling the truth Miroku," Sango whispered, "Naraku would never where such hideous clothes."
"Maybe, maybe. But we will have to test him. It could be a trap," Miroku and Sango nodded.
"Inuyasha stop being rude to our guest. Come on in..... Fu-raku was it."
"Yes, thank-you. If you would be so kind," Naraku held out a brief case to Inuyasha, who stared at him as if he were insane and didn't register in his feudal-time ADD (a/n: Attention Deficit Disorder; in other words bad attention span) mind that the Naraku look a like was only trying to be friendly, in which case he roughly tossed into the house 'feh'd' and walked into the house to only he knows what.
Back with Hojo and Kagome..................
"Hojo."
"Hojo."
"Hojo! Shesh can't you hear me."
"Huh, oh yes I hear you Kagome it's just best we not talk we don't want to bring any unwanted attention."
'Uh-huh, right.' Hojo and Kagome where now at a kids fun station in the middle of town, sitting in a big Chuckster-Chessers chair with a 'I'm The Big Cheese' hat on.
"Hey don't slouch the Boss want like that."
"You mean Sesshoumaru right, cause the Boss was an old TV. show......"
"Do not speak his name in public. The Boss does not like that either."
"Okay, then what do I call........."
"HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY YALL! WHAT BRINGS YOU TWO LOVE BIRDS HERE TO CHUCKSTER- CHESSERS!"
The biggest most hideous form of mouse costuming slunkered it's way into Kagome and Hojo's seat as if he had means of being there besides to pesturize the parents and children in other parts of the fun corral.
"Oh no......um Chuckster...... we don't go out, where just."
"Shesssh! He speaks to us, The Boss."
A few people in a booth on the far side of the wall are staring in their direction.
Kagome- 0.o
'Right, okay I'm outtie!' Kagome slowly slides her seat a little from Hojo. 'Freaky, and I hope nobodies looking at me! H said that pretty loud.'
"WELL I'MA LEAVE YOU TO KIDS TO YOURSELF! Meet me out back," and with that Chuckster-Chessers ran off to play with the little kids. "HA HA HIGH BOYS AND GIRLS!"
"Okay what was that all about," Kagome said as she sipped on a Chuckster- Chessers Grape soft drink that appeared from no where that she did not have to pay for.
"Come on, this way," Hojo leaped from his chair and made his way to the custodian's closet.
"What are you doing, Hojo. Were suppose to be waiting on Sesshou......"
"Shush, come quickly!"
'Okay this is weird. We're defiantly seeking counseling after this,' Kagome tossed her drink over her head, which inconveniently landed on someone's new dress she had purchased from K-Mart, and made her way over to the custodian's room.
"Uh, Hojo why are we in here? Shouldn't we be waiting for...."
"Hush Kagome, I know what your thinking but we must be very careful in meeting Sesshoumaru. If you were to slip and say The Boss's name out in public we could be in grave danger."
"Uh-huh, right. Of what? But why are we in a custodian's closet? I don't think this...."
Hojo turned and smiled, "Just watch out below."
"Watch for Whaaattttaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!"
Back at the house..........
The room is dead silent, except for the beating of people's heart and the sound of breathing. Kouga, Miroku and Sango are seated on one side of the living room, while Inuyasha and Satne are on another. The Naraku look alike dubbed Fu-Raku takes a sip of the lemonade that was so 'generously' brought out to him and sets it on the coacher.
"This is exquisite lemonade! Who made this and might I be able to get the recipe?"
Inuyasha trying to be macho, protective, and a regular smart-alec huffily answers, "I did, thank-you, and over my dead body!"
Satne squeezes his hand roughly and hisses under her breath, "Be nice to our company."
"So uh, Mr.Naraku's look-alike..." Miroku tries to break the silence.
"Oh no, please call me Fu-Raku."
"Right, Fu-Raku, what brings you here to Kagome-San's house?"
Fu-Raku looks as though he'd forgotten something important and poofs his briefcase to his lap.
Inuyasha and Kouga seems the only to people to notice that this Fu-Raku character is practicing magic but sit in their place.
"Down to business as it is, Miroku. It is Miroku right."
"Wait how'd you know my..."
"Name, well your name tag says so."
"I don't have my, oh wait yes I do my bad. You were saying."
"I'm hear to sale you my hanyou, demon, and human from the past disguiser!"
"I knew it!," Kouga jumps up from the seat with Miroku and Sango, "Ah-hah! I knew I would catch you!"
Everyone looks at him like he's stupid or as if he Gumby just popped out of the TV. with a six pack of beer and a cigarette, talking about how Nickelodeon's a no good...
"I beg your pardon, but say what now," Fu-Raku looks completely innocent.
"This is a trap that black box with the golden hokey thing you carry is here to destroy us all."
"Kouga know it's not like that at all....," Satne tries to calm down the wolf prince while Inuyasha stifles a laugh, and 'feh'.
"Hush woman, I've figured it out! Now speak evil demon."
"You have me all wrong, "Fu-Raku flips open the brief-case and begins to turn it around, "All that's in hear is a few samples of....."
Kouga dropkicks the briefcase into to far wall and stands triumphantly over his prey, "Speak the truth Naraku! I can smell through that cheap disguise sent of yours."
"What, you mean my Calvin Klein for men?"
"Kouga stop already, it's not him!," Miroku and Inuyasha football tackle Kouga to the ground.
"I'm so sorry Sir. Please give your forgiveness to us," Sango helps Fu-Raku up and shoots Kouga an angry glare, 'One of these days, I'm gonna' get'em.'
Fu-Raku nods and stands up, "Oh really, no problem at all. Just a little misunderstanding."
Inuyasha and Miroku don't seem to realize that they're still sitting on top of Kouga, and listen intently to what Fu-Raku says while Kouga muffles brief complaints of why dogs and monk's feet stink and how frisky should only do cat food.
Sango sniffs the air, "Hey you guys, do you smell that?"
BLEEP!
(A/N: Sorry folks had to bleep that scene. Not very mild profanity on behalf of our very special hanyou of ours we so love and praise. You'll have to forgive him, he just found out his food was burning and he just missed half of Emril Gone Wild and Access Granted: Martha Stewart. Don't worry he'll be back into character soon, maybe. ( )
Satne and Sango sit on opposite sides of a disgruntled and very miserable hanyou.
"It's okay. Everyone burns food now and then," Sango hands Inuyasha a tissue but his hand misses and Inuyasha ends up blowing his nose on Sango's sleeve. "Err, right now."
"Not me," a tearful Inuyasha sobs, "I never burn anything."
Satne sighs, "Well, urm I've never known you to cook before so it doesn't matter anyway. What was in there actually?"
Inuyasha picks up the cindering pot and sniffles, "My......my, my ramen."
Back with Kagome and Hojo......
"Hojo how long have we been falling?"
"Not sure Miss.Higurashi."
Kagome readjusts her hair clip and ends up loosing it in all the wind, "Darn! I just bought that!"
"Huh, Miss. Higurashi?"
"Sigh Nothing Hojo, nothing. Just wondering what Inuyasha is up to."
"Yes, Miss. Higurashi."
"I just don't get him sometimes."
"Miss. Higurashi."
"You know what I mean Hojo, right. I know you've only known him for a day but you understand how much his attitude of his gets in the way of things constantly."
"Miss. Higurashi."
"And he has the nerve to call me melodramatic," Kagome huffs, "Kikyou this and Kikyou that! That's all I ever hear."
"Miss. Higurashi?"
"I'll tell you later, and then he gets all mad because I'm nice to Kouga! Tha' nerve of that guy! Inuyasha must really think I'm........"
Hojo taps Kagome on the shoulder, "Uh, Kagome, we landed about three complaints ago."
Kagome looks around sheepishly, "Oh sorry, I ramble when I get stressed a lot. Zoloft really doesn't work for me anymore and neither does the Advil, or Motrin for Women. Neither does the PMS for Teens......."
"Uhh, right. This way to meet Lord Sesshoumaru."
Kagome pulls Hojo aside, "Where are we!?"
It doesn't seem to bother Hojo that where the two of them are looks rather similar to the Third Creek Manor home, and that littered across the yard are skeletons and a tons of picket signs that read "Humans Are A Delicacies" are strewn all over the place.
"Oh, this is where The Boss lives."
"Hey Hojo?"
"Yes Miss.Higurashi?"
"Why do you keep referring to me as Miss. Higurashi and then Kagome. And then Sesshoumaru as the Boss and then Lord Sesshoumaru. I mean come on now."
"I don't know what you mean could you please ask me in a more simple way, Mistress Kagome."
"See! You did it again."
"Did what, Kagome."
"That! What am I to you!"
"Inuyasha's soon to be mate." The Sesshoumaru was standing a mere ten inches from the Hojo and Kaogme.
Hojo instantly fell to his feet, "Lord Sesshoumaru."
Kagome just blinked, "Uh......I um, hey hey........ Whats-Up."
Next Time Chp.11 Day Two-Part Three
What is Fu-Raku up to? Is he being sincere or just playing really nice? Will Emril show a rerun? What does Sesshoumaru want? Why does Hojo refer to Sesshoumaru as the Boss, even though the original The Boss television show was canceled in the late 80's or maybe 90's? Why don't I go to bed; you be the judge over it? READ/REVIEW PEOPLE! What do you think? Good? Bad? Need to start over? Please Review me Please! It's another good start, and I promise to be better, it's just right now I'm babysitting and I'm not to good on the early to bed early to rise thing quite yet, and staying up late to get this completed is showing it's wear-and-tear on my writing.
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