A/N: Wow. I want to add a whole lot of people this chapter. Well, prepare
for a full-packed chapter!
DISCLAIMER: ...Leave me alone. (Sobs.)
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Keiko: Starlighter!
Starlighter: Yes, Keiko?
Keiko: Take care of them. All of them.
Starlighter: Yes, Keiko.
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Kurama: (Runs back.) They're gone!
Yusuke: (Turns around.) Huh?
Kurama: Hiei, Sam, and Twilight! They fell through a trap door!
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Hiei/Sam/Twilight: (Land on a hard, stone floor.)
Twilight: Ow...
Sam: Who put a hole in the floor?
Voice from the shadows: I did.
Sam/Twilight: Um...?
Voice from the shadows: Enough small talk. ATTACK, MY LEGION OF RABID SQUIRRELS!
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Botan: Oh no!
Yusuke: Great. There are holes in the floor.
Botan: Oh, Yusuke, this is no time to joke around. They could be in danger!
Yusuke: I think Hiei can handle himself.
Kurama: You're right Yusuke, but we don't know much about the other two girls. Can they hold their own against Kei...(Pauses.)...uh...the murderer? ^-^;;
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Rinku: .. Hey, where'd the idiot go?
Evil voice from the shadows: He'll be taken care of soon enough.
Rinku: What?
Evil voice from the shadows: You're simple mind cannot comprehend my plan.
Rinku: Are you gonna kill everyone off one-by-one?
Evil voice from the shadows: Um...NO! O_O;; Anyway, I came here to kill you.
Rinku: Like you could...
Evil voice from the shadows: (Holds up Rinku's packet of yo-yos.)
Rinku: O_O!! NOT MY YO-YOS! I'LL DO ANYTHING!
Evil voice from shadows: Um...die! (Stabs Rinku with a knife.)
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Evil legion of rabid squirrels: (Prepare to attack Hiei, Sam, and Twilight.)
Hiei: (Grabs katana.) Hn. A legion of squirrels?
Voice from the shadows: Don't underestimate their power...Hiei.
Hiei: (Shock.) How...how did you know my name?
Voice from the shadows: Oh, that? Keiko told me.
Hiei: -.-;;
Sam: Nobody messes with the Almighty Duct Tape!
Twilight: So it's you...Starlighter.
Hiei/Sam: (Shock.) You know her?
Starlighter/Twilight: Yes.
Twilight: I know her because...she is my rival. I am...THE QUEEN OF THE DUST PARTICLES!
Hiei/Sam: -.-;; Oh god.
Twilight: My army of dust particles...ATTACK!
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Kuwabara: .. Where is everyone?
Blue-haired ice apparition: ...Kazuma?
Kuwabara: (Euphoric.) YUKINA?!? Oh, my Yukina darling, did the big bad murderer hurt you?
Kitsune with reddish-gold hair and bright green eyes: KAZUMA KUWABARA, YUKINA IS MINE!
Kuwabara/Yukina: GAH!
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Twilight: (Sends dust particles to blind the squirrels' vision.)
Hiei: (Slashes the squirrels with his katana.)
Sam: (Tapes all remaining squirrels to the wall with the Almighty Duct Tape.)
Twilight: Your defeat is inevitable! SURRENDER, THOU RECREANT QUEEN OF THE RABID SQUIRRELS!
Starlighter: (Growls.) You may have won this round, but I'll be back! (Vanishes.)
Sam: (Sarcastically.) How wonderful! Now we get to hang around in a dusty cellar for the next couple hours.
Twilight: (Blink.) What makes you say hours? It could be days, or weeks, or months, or even YEARS!
Sam: (Smites Twilight with the Almighty Duct Tape.)
Twilight: x.X Owie.
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Everyone but Alex: (Stares at Alex.)
Alex: (Stares back.)
Yusuke: Do you do ANYTHING but play on that kazoo?
Alex: Why?
Yusuke: ...Because.
Alex: Why because?
Yusuke: Because because.
Alex: Why because because?
Yusuke: Because because because.
Crystal: Shut up. -.-;;
Alex: No.
Crystal: Yes.
Alex: No.
Crystal: Yes.
Alex: No.
Crystal: Oh, crap.
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Hiei: We should--
Sam/Twilight: (Suddenly stand up.) I have an idea! (Glare at each other.) My idea! (Glare.) Mine's better!
Hiei: -.-;; But--
Sam: We must use the Almighty Duct Tape to climb along the walls.
Twilight: Not if the dust particles will raise us up to the hole from which we fell.
Hiei: You don't understand--
Sam: ALMIGHTY DUCT TAPE!
Twilight: DUST PARTICLES!
Hiei: (Walks up the stairs.)
Sam/Twilight: (Blink.) There...are...stairs? o.O
Hiei: -.-;;
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Botan: I'm starting to get nervous. We should go look for them.
Twilight's voice: You're so unoriginal and boring, Hiei! (Mockingly.) "Oh yeah, let's go take the stairs." DUST PARTICLES ARE WAY COOLER!
Yusuke: I don't think that'll be necessary.
Kurama: Are you alright?
Hiei: Physically, I'm fine. Mentally, I'm not certain. -.-
Everyone but Hiei, Sam, and Twilight: O_O;;
Redhead shinobi with an Irish accent: (Walks in, cracking up.) You lot sure are fun to watch...
Crystal/Twilight/Sam: (Eyes light up.) JIN?!?
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A/N: Wheeeeeeeee...YAY JIN! Don't worry, I'll be adding all the new characters soon. But, in the meantime, let's take a little vote on the next victim. *DUN, DUN DUN!*
A) Kurama
B) Yukina
C) Sam
D) Crystal (*Sniff* OH PLEASE, NO!)
E) Twilight
DISCLAIMER: ...Leave me alone. (Sobs.)
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Keiko: Starlighter!
Starlighter: Yes, Keiko?
Keiko: Take care of them. All of them.
Starlighter: Yes, Keiko.
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Kurama: (Runs back.) They're gone!
Yusuke: (Turns around.) Huh?
Kurama: Hiei, Sam, and Twilight! They fell through a trap door!
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Hiei/Sam/Twilight: (Land on a hard, stone floor.)
Twilight: Ow...
Sam: Who put a hole in the floor?
Voice from the shadows: I did.
Sam/Twilight: Um...?
Voice from the shadows: Enough small talk. ATTACK, MY LEGION OF RABID SQUIRRELS!
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Botan: Oh no!
Yusuke: Great. There are holes in the floor.
Botan: Oh, Yusuke, this is no time to joke around. They could be in danger!
Yusuke: I think Hiei can handle himself.
Kurama: You're right Yusuke, but we don't know much about the other two girls. Can they hold their own against Kei...(Pauses.)...uh...the murderer? ^-^;;
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Rinku: .. Hey, where'd the idiot go?
Evil voice from the shadows: He'll be taken care of soon enough.
Rinku: What?
Evil voice from the shadows: You're simple mind cannot comprehend my plan.
Rinku: Are you gonna kill everyone off one-by-one?
Evil voice from the shadows: Um...NO! O_O;; Anyway, I came here to kill you.
Rinku: Like you could...
Evil voice from the shadows: (Holds up Rinku's packet of yo-yos.)
Rinku: O_O!! NOT MY YO-YOS! I'LL DO ANYTHING!
Evil voice from shadows: Um...die! (Stabs Rinku with a knife.)
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Evil legion of rabid squirrels: (Prepare to attack Hiei, Sam, and Twilight.)
Hiei: (Grabs katana.) Hn. A legion of squirrels?
Voice from the shadows: Don't underestimate their power...Hiei.
Hiei: (Shock.) How...how did you know my name?
Voice from the shadows: Oh, that? Keiko told me.
Hiei: -.-;;
Sam: Nobody messes with the Almighty Duct Tape!
Twilight: So it's you...Starlighter.
Hiei/Sam: (Shock.) You know her?
Starlighter/Twilight: Yes.
Twilight: I know her because...she is my rival. I am...THE QUEEN OF THE DUST PARTICLES!
Hiei/Sam: -.-;; Oh god.
Twilight: My army of dust particles...ATTACK!
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Kuwabara: .. Where is everyone?
Blue-haired ice apparition: ...Kazuma?
Kuwabara: (Euphoric.) YUKINA?!? Oh, my Yukina darling, did the big bad murderer hurt you?
Kitsune with reddish-gold hair and bright green eyes: KAZUMA KUWABARA, YUKINA IS MINE!
Kuwabara/Yukina: GAH!
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Twilight: (Sends dust particles to blind the squirrels' vision.)
Hiei: (Slashes the squirrels with his katana.)
Sam: (Tapes all remaining squirrels to the wall with the Almighty Duct Tape.)
Twilight: Your defeat is inevitable! SURRENDER, THOU RECREANT QUEEN OF THE RABID SQUIRRELS!
Starlighter: (Growls.) You may have won this round, but I'll be back! (Vanishes.)
Sam: (Sarcastically.) How wonderful! Now we get to hang around in a dusty cellar for the next couple hours.
Twilight: (Blink.) What makes you say hours? It could be days, or weeks, or months, or even YEARS!
Sam: (Smites Twilight with the Almighty Duct Tape.)
Twilight: x.X Owie.
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Everyone but Alex: (Stares at Alex.)
Alex: (Stares back.)
Yusuke: Do you do ANYTHING but play on that kazoo?
Alex: Why?
Yusuke: ...Because.
Alex: Why because?
Yusuke: Because because.
Alex: Why because because?
Yusuke: Because because because.
Crystal: Shut up. -.-;;
Alex: No.
Crystal: Yes.
Alex: No.
Crystal: Yes.
Alex: No.
Crystal: Oh, crap.
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Hiei: We should--
Sam/Twilight: (Suddenly stand up.) I have an idea! (Glare at each other.) My idea! (Glare.) Mine's better!
Hiei: -.-;; But--
Sam: We must use the Almighty Duct Tape to climb along the walls.
Twilight: Not if the dust particles will raise us up to the hole from which we fell.
Hiei: You don't understand--
Sam: ALMIGHTY DUCT TAPE!
Twilight: DUST PARTICLES!
Hiei: (Walks up the stairs.)
Sam/Twilight: (Blink.) There...are...stairs? o.O
Hiei: -.-;;
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Botan: I'm starting to get nervous. We should go look for them.
Twilight's voice: You're so unoriginal and boring, Hiei! (Mockingly.) "Oh yeah, let's go take the stairs." DUST PARTICLES ARE WAY COOLER!
Yusuke: I don't think that'll be necessary.
Kurama: Are you alright?
Hiei: Physically, I'm fine. Mentally, I'm not certain. -.-
Everyone but Hiei, Sam, and Twilight: O_O;;
Redhead shinobi with an Irish accent: (Walks in, cracking up.) You lot sure are fun to watch...
Crystal/Twilight/Sam: (Eyes light up.) JIN?!?
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A/N: Wheeeeeeeee...YAY JIN! Don't worry, I'll be adding all the new characters soon. But, in the meantime, let's take a little vote on the next victim. *DUN, DUN DUN!*
A) Kurama
B) Yukina
C) Sam
D) Crystal (*Sniff* OH PLEASE, NO!)
E) Twilight