DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, but one day, I WILL own my own manga
and then I won't have to have a disclaimer in my fanfictions! xD
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Keiko: STARLIGHTER, YOU HAVE FAILED ME!
Starlighter: Um...sorry? o.o
Keiko: Yeah. Whatever. Just kill someone this time, 'kay?
Starlighter: Sure.
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Crystal/Twilight/Sam: (All over Jin.)
Yusuke: That's odd.
Everyone else: Huh?
Yusuke: Jin already has three fangirls, and Hiei and Kurama don't have any.
Kurama/Hiei: (Pray thankfully.)
Sam: That just shows there are more people in the building.
Girl with tan skin, platinum blonde hair, and lavender eyes: Correct!
Botan: Say "Bingo."
Girl with tan skin, platinum blonde hair, and lavender eyes: Um...why? o.O
Botan: Well...it sounds cooler. O_O;;
Hiei: (Routinely.) Name?
Girl with tan skin, platinum blonde hair, and lavender eyes: Pokestine. PK for short.
Kuwabara/Yukina: (Enter, looking very disturbed.)
Yusuke: WHERE WERE YOU, KUWABARA? And why is Yukina with you?
Kuwabara: I dunno. This girl was following us.
Kitsune with reddish-gold hair and bright green eyes: (Follows Kuwabara and Yukina in.) Yukinaaa...(Drools.)
Crystal/Twilight: O_O Ew...
Crystal: @.@ Too many people to keep track of...HEY! Let's play the name game! xD
Kurama: Is this necessary?
Sam: Just do what she says.
Kurama: Okay. xD
Crystal: I'll start!
Twilight: Why do YOU get to start?
Crystal: BECAUSE! ) Anyway, I'm Crystal.
Twilight: She's Crystal, I'm Twilight.
(People say their names.)
Kitsune: She's Crystal, she's Twilight, she's Sam, he's Kurama, he's Yusuke, he's Jin, she's...(Dreamy sigh.)...Yukina, he's Kuwabara, she's Botan, she's Alex, she's Pokestine, and I am Madame Arrow Foxfire!
Hiei: (Last person to go.) CRAP, THAT'S A LONG NAME!
Madame Arrow Foxfire: Fine. You can call me Madame, Arrow, Foxfire, or MAF. xD
Hiei: ...CRAP, THAT'S A LOT OF NAMES TO REMEMBER!
Crystal: Let's play Truth or Dare!
Hiei: NO!
Twilight: (Smirks.) Looks like Hiei's hiding something!
Crystal: GET HIM, GIRLS!
Hiei: Oh, crap...
All girls except PK and Yukina: (Attack Hiei.)
Kurama: That wasn't very wise.
PK/Yukina: Why?
Yusuke: Well, duh, Hiei DOES have a weapon. (Katana flies out of the mob and lands at Yusuke's feet.) Um...never mind. o.o
Jin: 'Aye, I don't think I'd like to be that guy. o.o;;
Hiei: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HELP ME!
Yusuke: Should we help him?
Kuwabara: HAHAHA! NO WAY!
Hiei: (Somehow glares at Kuwabara and Yusuke from the center of the mob.) I'm going to kill you.
Yusuke/Kuwabara: e.e
Yusuke: Y'know...I think I'm gonna go help him now...(Prepares his spirit gun.) I'm gonna warn you once. Everyone back away! I WILL shoot!
Girls who attacked Hiei: (Look up at Yusuke.) GET HIM! (Attack Yusuke.)
Yusuke: @.@
(Lights suddenly shut off, then come back on.)
Hiei: KURAMA!!
Kurama: (Lying on the floor, dead.) x.X
MAF: GASP! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Hiei: IT'S KURAMA, YOU FOOL!
Twilight: (Marches around the room singing "Ding Dong, the Kitsune's Dead.")
Alex: (Accompanies Twilight on her kazoo.)
Hiei: (Looks ready to kill someone.)
Yusuke: O_O! EVERYBODY RUN! (Flees.)
Everyone else but Alex: (Flees.)
Alex: (Pats Hiei on the head and flees.)
---Later---
Crystal: We are here today to honor the life of Kurama.
Botan: (Sniffle.)
Crystal: He was a very intelligent kitsune, and had a lot of fangirls.
Alex: (Whispers to Twilight.) Is it over yet?
Twilight: Nope.
Alex: Aww...(Pouts.)
Crystal: Anyone wanna say a couple words?
Tea: (Appears out of nowhere.) YOUR FRIENDSHIP WILL PULL YOU THROUGH!
Everyone: o.O Eh?
Tea: When times are tough, friends are there to help you! They'll always be there to support you when you're down! DON'T GIVE UP HOPE!
Hiei: (Slays Tea.)
Everyone: (Cheers.)
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Starlighter: (Dances around.) HALLELUJAH! I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!
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A/N: I was very surprised people actually wanted Kurama dead. x.X Having so many characters is getting confusing, so sorry if I don't portray your character exactly the way you want to, or if your character doesn't talk much at all! ^-^ I'll try to do it right next chapter. xD
Anyway, gotta kill someone else.
A) Kuwabara
B) Yusuke
C) Hiei
D) Botan
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Keiko: STARLIGHTER, YOU HAVE FAILED ME!
Starlighter: Um...sorry? o.o
Keiko: Yeah. Whatever. Just kill someone this time, 'kay?
Starlighter: Sure.
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Crystal/Twilight/Sam: (All over Jin.)
Yusuke: That's odd.
Everyone else: Huh?
Yusuke: Jin already has three fangirls, and Hiei and Kurama don't have any.
Kurama/Hiei: (Pray thankfully.)
Sam: That just shows there are more people in the building.
Girl with tan skin, platinum blonde hair, and lavender eyes: Correct!
Botan: Say "Bingo."
Girl with tan skin, platinum blonde hair, and lavender eyes: Um...why? o.O
Botan: Well...it sounds cooler. O_O;;
Hiei: (Routinely.) Name?
Girl with tan skin, platinum blonde hair, and lavender eyes: Pokestine. PK for short.
Kuwabara/Yukina: (Enter, looking very disturbed.)
Yusuke: WHERE WERE YOU, KUWABARA? And why is Yukina with you?
Kuwabara: I dunno. This girl was following us.
Kitsune with reddish-gold hair and bright green eyes: (Follows Kuwabara and Yukina in.) Yukinaaa...(Drools.)
Crystal/Twilight: O_O Ew...
Crystal: @.@ Too many people to keep track of...HEY! Let's play the name game! xD
Kurama: Is this necessary?
Sam: Just do what she says.
Kurama: Okay. xD
Crystal: I'll start!
Twilight: Why do YOU get to start?
Crystal: BECAUSE! ) Anyway, I'm Crystal.
Twilight: She's Crystal, I'm Twilight.
(People say their names.)
Kitsune: She's Crystal, she's Twilight, she's Sam, he's Kurama, he's Yusuke, he's Jin, she's...(Dreamy sigh.)...Yukina, he's Kuwabara, she's Botan, she's Alex, she's Pokestine, and I am Madame Arrow Foxfire!
Hiei: (Last person to go.) CRAP, THAT'S A LONG NAME!
Madame Arrow Foxfire: Fine. You can call me Madame, Arrow, Foxfire, or MAF. xD
Hiei: ...CRAP, THAT'S A LOT OF NAMES TO REMEMBER!
Crystal: Let's play Truth or Dare!
Hiei: NO!
Twilight: (Smirks.) Looks like Hiei's hiding something!
Crystal: GET HIM, GIRLS!
Hiei: Oh, crap...
All girls except PK and Yukina: (Attack Hiei.)
Kurama: That wasn't very wise.
PK/Yukina: Why?
Yusuke: Well, duh, Hiei DOES have a weapon. (Katana flies out of the mob and lands at Yusuke's feet.) Um...never mind. o.o
Jin: 'Aye, I don't think I'd like to be that guy. o.o;;
Hiei: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! HELP ME!
Yusuke: Should we help him?
Kuwabara: HAHAHA! NO WAY!
Hiei: (Somehow glares at Kuwabara and Yusuke from the center of the mob.) I'm going to kill you.
Yusuke/Kuwabara: e.e
Yusuke: Y'know...I think I'm gonna go help him now...(Prepares his spirit gun.) I'm gonna warn you once. Everyone back away! I WILL shoot!
Girls who attacked Hiei: (Look up at Yusuke.) GET HIM! (Attack Yusuke.)
Yusuke: @.@
(Lights suddenly shut off, then come back on.)
Hiei: KURAMA!!
Kurama: (Lying on the floor, dead.) x.X
MAF: GASP! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Hiei: IT'S KURAMA, YOU FOOL!
Twilight: (Marches around the room singing "Ding Dong, the Kitsune's Dead.")
Alex: (Accompanies Twilight on her kazoo.)
Hiei: (Looks ready to kill someone.)
Yusuke: O_O! EVERYBODY RUN! (Flees.)
Everyone else but Alex: (Flees.)
Alex: (Pats Hiei on the head and flees.)
---Later---
Crystal: We are here today to honor the life of Kurama.
Botan: (Sniffle.)
Crystal: He was a very intelligent kitsune, and had a lot of fangirls.
Alex: (Whispers to Twilight.) Is it over yet?
Twilight: Nope.
Alex: Aww...(Pouts.)
Crystal: Anyone wanna say a couple words?
Tea: (Appears out of nowhere.) YOUR FRIENDSHIP WILL PULL YOU THROUGH!
Everyone: o.O Eh?
Tea: When times are tough, friends are there to help you! They'll always be there to support you when you're down! DON'T GIVE UP HOPE!
Hiei: (Slays Tea.)
Everyone: (Cheers.)
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Starlighter: (Dances around.) HALLELUJAH! I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!
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A/N: I was very surprised people actually wanted Kurama dead. x.X Having so many characters is getting confusing, so sorry if I don't portray your character exactly the way you want to, or if your character doesn't talk much at all! ^-^ I'll try to do it right next chapter. xD
Anyway, gotta kill someone else.
A) Kuwabara
B) Yusuke
C) Hiei
D) Botan