A/N: Heh...you're gonna see why it's PG-13 this chapter. Something Sam wanted
me to put in. ^-^;;
DISCLAIMER: -.- This is getting annoying. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING. Go away.
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PK: (Pulls out laptop from her briefcase she carries.)
Crystal: You brought a laptop?
Alex: I have a laptop too.
Crystal: No one cares.
Hiei: Yes, we do. What is a "labtah"?
Everyone: -.-
Yusuke: It's not a "labtah," Hiei. It's a...(Drags out the word slowly.)...laptop...
Hiei: Well what does this "labtob" do?
Everyone else: -.-;;
Sam: IT'S A LAPTOP, GOD DA--
Tea's Ghost: Shh! Don't use such bad language here! In fact, don't use it at all. It's not necessary!
Crystal: o.O You're supposed to be dead.
Tea's Ghost: I'm a ghost now. Thanks to...(Glares at Hiei.)...CERTAIN people.
Hiei: (Slays Tea's ghost...somehow. o.O)
Twilight: FINALLY! Maybe she'll actually go away this time.
PK: (Boots up her laptop.)
Botan: (Looks over PK's shoulder.) Ooh! Can I try?
PK: . NO!
Everyone: O_O
PK: (Protectively shields her computer.) Mine...(Logs onto AIM.) Grr...nobody's on. .
Hiei: I want to see that..."labtob."
PK: Okay! ^-^ (Hands it over to Hiei.)
Everyone else: -.-;;
Hiei: What does this ningen "labtob" do?
Crystal: Lots of things!
Twilight: The computer is the innovation of the century!
Crystal: Of the MILLENIUM!
Twilight/Crystal: ^-^
Yusuke: -.- I don't think that's the information he was looking for.
Sam: (Looks over Hiei's shoulder and points to the AIM buddy list.) That's the buddy list. It has a list of people you can contact. Double click on that name, right there. (Points to a screenname.)
Hiei: (Shock.) A box popped up! Is this some sort of trick?
Sam: -.- No. Type something in it.
Hiei: o.O "Tipe"?
Crystal: (Leans over and presses a couple keys.) Like that.
Hiei: -.- I give up. Baka ningen machine...
PK: (Take back her laptop.) It's really not that hard. I'll have to teach you someday. (Returns to her work and starts typing like mad.)
Jin: (Floating near the ceiling.) I can't stand stayin' all cooped up in a tiny little place like this! ;~; I wanna return to me big, bright, n' open...
Crystal: (Floats next to Jin.) Don't worry, Jin-sama! I have a feeling you'll make it out of here just fine! ^-^
Twilight/Sam: (Raise an eyebrow.) Jin-sama?
Crystal: Shut up, you. Jin is worthy of our respect! ^-^
Jin: ^-^;;
Sam: Well, Jin-sama doesn't quite roll off the tongue. I mean, don't you think it's easier to scream "Oh, JIN!" or "Oh, JIN-SAMA!" Anyways, no one really thinks about proper grammar or respect in bed.
Everyone Else: O_O
Sam: .....I didn't say that, uh-uh, nope. Didn't say a thing...(Proceeds to make bullet-proof vests of Almighty Duct Tape.)
Kuwabara: Yes, you did!
Sam: No, I didn't!
Kuwabara: No!
Sam: Yes!
Yusuke: Wait, what? o.O
Crystal: (Bashes Sam over the head.) It doesn't matter! JIN IS MINE!
Sam: (Gasps with shock.) You didn't... (Attacks violently with Almighty Duct Tape.)
Twilight: (Smirks and wait until they take each other out to make her move on Jin.)
Crystal: (Suddenly stops bashing Sam and whispers something to her.)
Crystal/Sam: (Begin attacking Twilight.)
Twilight: Grr...this isn't fair! I can't find two-to-one! ;~;
Crystal/Sam: -.- THAT'S THE POINT!
Jin: o.O All this rucus over me?
Sam: WAAAAAIIIITT!!!
Twilight/Crystal: What?
Sam: (Grins.) Let's get HIM.
Jin: o.O
Twilight/Crystal/Sam: (Advance toward Jin threateningly, eventually tying him up.)
Yusuke: o.O I thought you LIKED him!
Crystal: Call it tough love.
Hiei: (Contemplates praying thankfully that it's not him again, then decides it wouldn't be the same without Kurama.)
Botan: (Sniffle.) I MISS KURAMA!
Hiei: (Glare.) Shut up. There are people with more important problems than you.
Botan: (Sarcastically.) Oh yes, you needed Kurama MUCH more than I did.
Crystal: Actually, Botan...he kinda did. o.O
Botan: (Glare.)
Alex: Yeesh, you're terrible at glaring.
Jin: Er...can I go now?
Sam/Crystal/Twilight: No.
Jin: (Ears flatten.) Aww...
Crystal: I'll give you cookies.
Jin: (Ears perk up.) ^-^
Kuwabara/MFA: (Fighting over Yukina.)
Yukina: I'm sure there's a way we can all work this out calm...
MAF: (Grabs Yukina's arm.) MINE!
Kuwabara: (Grabs Yukina's other arm.) MINE!
MAF: (Tugs on Yukina's arm.) MINE!
Kuwabara: (Tugs on Yukina's other arm.) MINE!
Yukina: @.@
Hiei: (Notices Kuwabara and MFA tearing Yukina apart.) O_O! WHAT DO YOU MORONS THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Kuwabara: (Let's go and hides under...something.) EEP!
MAF: VICTORY! ^-^
Crystal: (Walks in with a tray of cookies.) Dang, they hide those cookies well. Bet they just want to keep 'em all for themselves...(
Everyone: COOKIES!
Crystal: o.O What you thought I was kidding? (Holds them above everyone's reach.) Stopit! These are for Jin-sama! Except for the white chunk macadamia. That's mine. ^-^
Jin: (Ears start wiggling like mad.) ^___________^ COOKIES!
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A/N: That was fun. Somewhat retarded, yet fun. Well, watch out for more extreme randomness and stupidity in the next chapter, cause I have a crazy idea! ^-^
DISCLAIMER: -.- This is getting annoying. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING. Go away.
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PK: (Pulls out laptop from her briefcase she carries.)
Crystal: You brought a laptop?
Alex: I have a laptop too.
Crystal: No one cares.
Hiei: Yes, we do. What is a "labtah"?
Everyone: -.-
Yusuke: It's not a "labtah," Hiei. It's a...(Drags out the word slowly.)...laptop...
Hiei: Well what does this "labtob" do?
Everyone else: -.-;;
Sam: IT'S A LAPTOP, GOD DA--
Tea's Ghost: Shh! Don't use such bad language here! In fact, don't use it at all. It's not necessary!
Crystal: o.O You're supposed to be dead.
Tea's Ghost: I'm a ghost now. Thanks to...(Glares at Hiei.)...CERTAIN people.
Hiei: (Slays Tea's ghost...somehow. o.O)
Twilight: FINALLY! Maybe she'll actually go away this time.
PK: (Boots up her laptop.)
Botan: (Looks over PK's shoulder.) Ooh! Can I try?
PK: . NO!
Everyone: O_O
PK: (Protectively shields her computer.) Mine...(Logs onto AIM.) Grr...nobody's on. .
Hiei: I want to see that..."labtob."
PK: Okay! ^-^ (Hands it over to Hiei.)
Everyone else: -.-;;
Hiei: What does this ningen "labtob" do?
Crystal: Lots of things!
Twilight: The computer is the innovation of the century!
Crystal: Of the MILLENIUM!
Twilight/Crystal: ^-^
Yusuke: -.- I don't think that's the information he was looking for.
Sam: (Looks over Hiei's shoulder and points to the AIM buddy list.) That's the buddy list. It has a list of people you can contact. Double click on that name, right there. (Points to a screenname.)
Hiei: (Shock.) A box popped up! Is this some sort of trick?
Sam: -.- No. Type something in it.
Hiei: o.O "Tipe"?
Crystal: (Leans over and presses a couple keys.) Like that.
Hiei: -.- I give up. Baka ningen machine...
PK: (Take back her laptop.) It's really not that hard. I'll have to teach you someday. (Returns to her work and starts typing like mad.)
Jin: (Floating near the ceiling.) I can't stand stayin' all cooped up in a tiny little place like this! ;~; I wanna return to me big, bright, n' open...
Crystal: (Floats next to Jin.) Don't worry, Jin-sama! I have a feeling you'll make it out of here just fine! ^-^
Twilight/Sam: (Raise an eyebrow.) Jin-sama?
Crystal: Shut up, you. Jin is worthy of our respect! ^-^
Jin: ^-^;;
Sam: Well, Jin-sama doesn't quite roll off the tongue. I mean, don't you think it's easier to scream "Oh, JIN!" or "Oh, JIN-SAMA!" Anyways, no one really thinks about proper grammar or respect in bed.
Everyone Else: O_O
Sam: .....I didn't say that, uh-uh, nope. Didn't say a thing...(Proceeds to make bullet-proof vests of Almighty Duct Tape.)
Kuwabara: Yes, you did!
Sam: No, I didn't!
Kuwabara: No!
Sam: Yes!
Yusuke: Wait, what? o.O
Crystal: (Bashes Sam over the head.) It doesn't matter! JIN IS MINE!
Sam: (Gasps with shock.) You didn't... (Attacks violently with Almighty Duct Tape.)
Twilight: (Smirks and wait until they take each other out to make her move on Jin.)
Crystal: (Suddenly stops bashing Sam and whispers something to her.)
Crystal/Sam: (Begin attacking Twilight.)
Twilight: Grr...this isn't fair! I can't find two-to-one! ;~;
Crystal/Sam: -.- THAT'S THE POINT!
Jin: o.O All this rucus over me?
Sam: WAAAAAIIIITT!!!
Twilight/Crystal: What?
Sam: (Grins.) Let's get HIM.
Jin: o.O
Twilight/Crystal/Sam: (Advance toward Jin threateningly, eventually tying him up.)
Yusuke: o.O I thought you LIKED him!
Crystal: Call it tough love.
Hiei: (Contemplates praying thankfully that it's not him again, then decides it wouldn't be the same without Kurama.)
Botan: (Sniffle.) I MISS KURAMA!
Hiei: (Glare.) Shut up. There are people with more important problems than you.
Botan: (Sarcastically.) Oh yes, you needed Kurama MUCH more than I did.
Crystal: Actually, Botan...he kinda did. o.O
Botan: (Glare.)
Alex: Yeesh, you're terrible at glaring.
Jin: Er...can I go now?
Sam/Crystal/Twilight: No.
Jin: (Ears flatten.) Aww...
Crystal: I'll give you cookies.
Jin: (Ears perk up.) ^-^
Kuwabara/MFA: (Fighting over Yukina.)
Yukina: I'm sure there's a way we can all work this out calm...
MAF: (Grabs Yukina's arm.) MINE!
Kuwabara: (Grabs Yukina's other arm.) MINE!
MAF: (Tugs on Yukina's arm.) MINE!
Kuwabara: (Tugs on Yukina's other arm.) MINE!
Yukina: @.@
Hiei: (Notices Kuwabara and MFA tearing Yukina apart.) O_O! WHAT DO YOU MORONS THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Kuwabara: (Let's go and hides under...something.) EEP!
MAF: VICTORY! ^-^
Crystal: (Walks in with a tray of cookies.) Dang, they hide those cookies well. Bet they just want to keep 'em all for themselves...(
Everyone: COOKIES!
Crystal: o.O What you thought I was kidding? (Holds them above everyone's reach.) Stopit! These are for Jin-sama! Except for the white chunk macadamia. That's mine. ^-^
Jin: (Ears start wiggling like mad.) ^___________^ COOKIES!
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A/N: That was fun. Somewhat retarded, yet fun. Well, watch out for more extreme randomness and stupidity in the next chapter, cause I have a crazy idea! ^-^