DISCLAIMER: I don't own YYH. No witty phrase this time. Although my
disclaimers were never quite "witty"...
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Twilight: Please...can I have just ONE cookie?
Crystal: NO!
Jin: (About to take a bite into his cookie.)
Hiei: (Grabs the cookie.)
Jin: e.e Agh!
Crystal: HIEI!
Hiei: (Munches on it.)
Jin: Ah, that's all right. Couldn't eat all those cookies myself, anyhow.
Hiei: Hn.
Crystal: (Glares at Hiei.)
(Lights suddenly turn off, then turn back on.)
Crystal/Alex: MEEP!
Botan/Kuwabara/Jin/Sam/MAF/Yukina/Hiei: (All missing.)
PK: AH, WHERE IS HIEI?!?
Everyone except PK and the people who disappeared: (Stare at PK.)
PK: (Blush.)
Crystal/Alex: MEEEEEEEEEEP. o.O
Twilight: What they said.
---Where Jin, Yukina, Sam, and MAF are---
Sam/MAF: Mwahahaha!
Jin/Yukina: o.o Uh...
MAF: -.- Don't you get it? We kidnapped you.
Sam: And killed Kuwabara! =D
Jin: o.O Why'd ya do that?
Sam: MAF insisted.
MAF: *Smiles innocently*
---Where Hiei and Starlighter are---
Hiei: (Tied to a chair.) -.-
Starlighter: (In a dark corner, talking like one of the sexy woman in detective movies.) We need to stop meeting like this...Hiei.
Hiei: You kidnapped me, baka.
Starlighter: -.- Oh, shut up.
Hiei: You obviously have no idea who you are dealing with.
Starlighter: You're the one who has no idea who you're dealing with. I know everything about you. *Yay for the internet!*
Hiei: (Unimpressed.) Really?
Starlighter: (Proud.) Yeah. ^_______^
Hiei/Starlighter: (Lock eyes in a death glare.)
---The River Styx---
Botan: I never thought I'd see the day when I had to fly myself down the River Styx. o.O
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Crystal: WAAAAHHH! I WANT JIN BACK!
Twilight: Oh, shut up. You have problems.
Crystal: NO, I DON'T! YOU TRAITOR! YOU SHOULD WANT HIM BACK TOO!
Twilight: Yes, I do! I'm just not crying about it.
Crystal: THEN YOU'RE NOT A TRUE RABID FANGIRL!
Yusuke: (Just...staring.) o.o;; This is...odd.
PK: (Nods.) o.o;;
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Yukina: Uh...MAF? I'm flattered you like me so much, but...
MAF: (Looks hurt.) But what?
Yukina: You're a girl. o.o
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Alex: I want Lantis! GIVE ME LANTIS!
Yusuke: o.O Who is "Lantis"?
Twilight: He's not even from Yu Yu Hakusho.
Alex: DARN YOU!
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Hiei: If you are so eager to fight me, then go ahead.
Starlighter: Fine!
Hiei: You'll have to untie me. -.-
Starlighter: No.
Hiei: o.O
Starlighter: o.o;;
Hiei: -.- I'm going to kill you.
Starlighter: (Laughs.) Right...like you COULD.
Hiei: Are you questioning my ability?
Starlighter: Yup.
Hiei: (GASP!) O_O!!
Girl with pale skin, short dirty blonde hair, and hazel eyes: (Appears out of nowhere, applauding.) Very entertaining! Battle of the Egos – I'd give it a 4 out of 5!
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A/N: Yes, I know that chapter was random insanity and it sucked. Don't worry, it was just to buy me time while I think of what happens next, because I've already taken so long. ;D Bear with me, 'kay?
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Twilight: Please...can I have just ONE cookie?
Crystal: NO!
Jin: (About to take a bite into his cookie.)
Hiei: (Grabs the cookie.)
Jin: e.e Agh!
Crystal: HIEI!
Hiei: (Munches on it.)
Jin: Ah, that's all right. Couldn't eat all those cookies myself, anyhow.
Hiei: Hn.
Crystal: (Glares at Hiei.)
(Lights suddenly turn off, then turn back on.)
Crystal/Alex: MEEP!
Botan/Kuwabara/Jin/Sam/MAF/Yukina/Hiei: (All missing.)
PK: AH, WHERE IS HIEI?!?
Everyone except PK and the people who disappeared: (Stare at PK.)
PK: (Blush.)
Crystal/Alex: MEEEEEEEEEEP. o.O
Twilight: What they said.
---Where Jin, Yukina, Sam, and MAF are---
Sam/MAF: Mwahahaha!
Jin/Yukina: o.o Uh...
MAF: -.- Don't you get it? We kidnapped you.
Sam: And killed Kuwabara! =D
Jin: o.O Why'd ya do that?
Sam: MAF insisted.
MAF: *Smiles innocently*
---Where Hiei and Starlighter are---
Hiei: (Tied to a chair.) -.-
Starlighter: (In a dark corner, talking like one of the sexy woman in detective movies.) We need to stop meeting like this...Hiei.
Hiei: You kidnapped me, baka.
Starlighter: -.- Oh, shut up.
Hiei: You obviously have no idea who you are dealing with.
Starlighter: You're the one who has no idea who you're dealing with. I know everything about you. *Yay for the internet!*
Hiei: (Unimpressed.) Really?
Starlighter: (Proud.) Yeah. ^_______^
Hiei/Starlighter: (Lock eyes in a death glare.)
---The River Styx---
Botan: I never thought I'd see the day when I had to fly myself down the River Styx. o.O
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Crystal: WAAAAHHH! I WANT JIN BACK!
Twilight: Oh, shut up. You have problems.
Crystal: NO, I DON'T! YOU TRAITOR! YOU SHOULD WANT HIM BACK TOO!
Twilight: Yes, I do! I'm just not crying about it.
Crystal: THEN YOU'RE NOT A TRUE RABID FANGIRL!
Yusuke: (Just...staring.) o.o;; This is...odd.
PK: (Nods.) o.o;;
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Yukina: Uh...MAF? I'm flattered you like me so much, but...
MAF: (Looks hurt.) But what?
Yukina: You're a girl. o.o
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Alex: I want Lantis! GIVE ME LANTIS!
Yusuke: o.O Who is "Lantis"?
Twilight: He's not even from Yu Yu Hakusho.
Alex: DARN YOU!
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Hiei: If you are so eager to fight me, then go ahead.
Starlighter: Fine!
Hiei: You'll have to untie me. -.-
Starlighter: No.
Hiei: o.O
Starlighter: o.o;;
Hiei: -.- I'm going to kill you.
Starlighter: (Laughs.) Right...like you COULD.
Hiei: Are you questioning my ability?
Starlighter: Yup.
Hiei: (GASP!) O_O!!
Girl with pale skin, short dirty blonde hair, and hazel eyes: (Appears out of nowhere, applauding.) Very entertaining! Battle of the Egos – I'd give it a 4 out of 5!
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A/N: Yes, I know that chapter was random insanity and it sucked. Don't worry, it was just to buy me time while I think of what happens next, because I've already taken so long. ;D Bear with me, 'kay?