A/N: Okay, this is a story that me and my sister, Lizabella, thought of
during the scene with Lois and Courtney. It is the book, on how to be
married, or dating a Quatermaine man.
Prologue Written by Lois Ashton
Every man, no matter who they are, or what their profession is, they think that they are a gift to women. They think that they have at least one quality amongst them that is god-sent. And when you are rich and powerful, you are the god.
Every Quartermaine, from drunken Alan junior, to mobster Jason Morgan, to Scheming Edward, they are cocky. No doubt about that. So when you fall, and what we mean by that is love, not sex, even though they all ( I assume even Edward) has a body of steel.
But that is beside the point. When you fall head over heels, you must know that you are never trusted. That is some unwritten rule in the invisible Quatermaine book of wife's, that you must be rich, honest, loving, virgin, and above all, must have a spotless record.
It is clear to say that even if you are all of these things, you are called a fraud.
Which brings us to Saints wife, or shall we say, Tracy Quartermaine.
She is one obstacle that you can not cross. Now, don't take it personally, Tracy even detests her own family member's. She will think that you are either after her money, or..........after her money. It isn't like she has anything else of hers. I mean who would want her wardrobe? Someone, whoever you are, please call the fab. Five. ( sorry.)
Now this issue takes us to the desire change of the Quatermaine men.
THEY WILL CHEAT!
THEY WILL LIE!
Or in the case of Jason Morgan, he will get another slut pregnant, even though he has a loving wife, or ex wife. But in case of this, you should always have a back up guy, as I always say. I.e. Jasper jacks.
Edward Quartermaine is a raw example of this. Now when this happens, you do have more options then sitting around and crying like a poor sap and letting Tracy say 'I told you so.'
1. Revenge is sweet.
You can always turn around and sleep with their worst enemy. But half the time, you whined up pregnant and everything, then it is just another mess, and so on and so on.
2. Guilt.
Quartermaine men my be down right low and cruel, and would rather throw you to a pack of hungry lions then turn down money. ( and right now, when they are broke.) Milk them for what they got, if you can't have the man, you can always have they money.
3. Or take their kids.
Now I don't really like this one, because since I did, you kid become a little wild. But, if they play dirty, you can play dirty too.
Are you scared now? If not, then you should read on. Ned Chapter is how to be married to Edward L. Quartermaine.
How do you like? I tried to make it sound like Lois. Anyways, suggestions are always welcomed.
Prologue Written by Lois Ashton
Every man, no matter who they are, or what their profession is, they think that they are a gift to women. They think that they have at least one quality amongst them that is god-sent. And when you are rich and powerful, you are the god.
Every Quartermaine, from drunken Alan junior, to mobster Jason Morgan, to Scheming Edward, they are cocky. No doubt about that. So when you fall, and what we mean by that is love, not sex, even though they all ( I assume even Edward) has a body of steel.
But that is beside the point. When you fall head over heels, you must know that you are never trusted. That is some unwritten rule in the invisible Quatermaine book of wife's, that you must be rich, honest, loving, virgin, and above all, must have a spotless record.
It is clear to say that even if you are all of these things, you are called a fraud.
Which brings us to Saints wife, or shall we say, Tracy Quartermaine.
She is one obstacle that you can not cross. Now, don't take it personally, Tracy even detests her own family member's. She will think that you are either after her money, or..........after her money. It isn't like she has anything else of hers. I mean who would want her wardrobe? Someone, whoever you are, please call the fab. Five. ( sorry.)
Now this issue takes us to the desire change of the Quatermaine men.
THEY WILL CHEAT!
THEY WILL LIE!
Or in the case of Jason Morgan, he will get another slut pregnant, even though he has a loving wife, or ex wife. But in case of this, you should always have a back up guy, as I always say. I.e. Jasper jacks.
Edward Quartermaine is a raw example of this. Now when this happens, you do have more options then sitting around and crying like a poor sap and letting Tracy say 'I told you so.'
1. Revenge is sweet.
You can always turn around and sleep with their worst enemy. But half the time, you whined up pregnant and everything, then it is just another mess, and so on and so on.
2. Guilt.
Quartermaine men my be down right low and cruel, and would rather throw you to a pack of hungry lions then turn down money. ( and right now, when they are broke.) Milk them for what they got, if you can't have the man, you can always have they money.
3. Or take their kids.
Now I don't really like this one, because since I did, you kid become a little wild. But, if they play dirty, you can play dirty too.
Are you scared now? If not, then you should read on. Ned Chapter is how to be married to Edward L. Quartermaine.
How do you like? I tried to make it sound like Lois. Anyways, suggestions are always welcomed.