DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but my character, Crystal. Another uncreative
disclaimer, I know.
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Hiei/Starlighter: WHAT?!?!
Girl with pale skin: (Blinks.) What?
Hiei: A 4? Out of 5? HOW DARE YOU! (Lunges at the girl.)
Girl: Agh! (Dodges...somehow.) @.@ 4 out of 5 is good!
Hiei: Hn. (Landed face first on the floor.)
Starlighter: (Glares.) Who are you?
Girl: I'm Akumu!
Starlighter: Oh. That's nice. Now go away, this is supposed to be just me and Hiei!
Akumu: Oh yeah? Too bad!
Starlighter: ATTACK, MY SQUIRRELS!
Akumu: O.O Ohmigosh! (Kicks the attacking squirrels away.)
Hiei: -.- Pathetic.
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Yukina: But Kazuma...
Sam: o.O Is dead.
Yukina: Really? Kazuma's dead? YES! =D (Realizes she said that aloud.) o.o Uh...I mean...(Starts sobbing.)
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Alex: Laaaaantis...(Hearts in eyes.)
Crystal: Oh yeah? Well you can't have him! (Sticks out tongue.)
Alex: Yuh huh! He loves me!
Crystal: Um...even if that were true, he's not in this fic.
PK: o.O Maybe we should go look for all the missing people...
Yusuke: (Is onto PK.) You mean like Hiei? (Smirks.)
PK: Er...o.o;;
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Sam: ^_____^ Jin...
Jin: ^-^;;
Keiko: (Appears in the doorway.) You kidnapped them?
Sam: O_O Keiko, what are you doing here? Oh, and yeah, whatcha gonna do about it?
Keiko: (Whines.) No fair! I'm supposed to be the evil one!
Everyone else in that room: o.O Huh?
Keiko: Er...D DIE! (Grabs her oh-so-beloved knife.)
MAF: RUN AWAAAAAAY!
Jin/Yukina: (Tied to chairs.) Um...o.o;;
Sam: Ohmigosh! WE GOTTA SAVE JIN!
MAF: SAVE YUKINA!
Sam: JIN!
MAF: YUKINA!
Keiko: Um...if you forgot, I was about to kill you?
Sam: Oh yeah, sorry.
Keiko: Thanks. ^-^;; (Turns evil again.) RWAR!!
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Twilight: Oh yeah, like this is gonna work. We have no idea which way they went, for, may I remind you, THE LIGHTS WERE TURNED OFF!
Everyone else: (Is ignoring Twilight.)
Yusuke: Which way should we go?
PK: Hmm...I think I heard a noise going...that way! (Points left.)
Crystal: Then it is left we shall go! (Skips down the left corridor.)
Alex: (Randomly plays the Yu Yu Hakusho theme song, "Hohoemi no Bakudan.")
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MAF/Sam: (Somehow managed to untie Jin and Yukina before they met their fate and are now running for their lives.)
Jin: (Just floating there. Heck, he doesn't need to run if Keiko can't even reach him.)
Yukina: (Running as fast as she can....which isn't very fast...but faster than Keiko.)
MAF/Sam: (Realize how slow Keiko is and slow down to catch their breath.)
Keiko: ) MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yukina: (Concerned.) Keiko, what's wrong?
Sam: That girl has problems! Serious issues!
Keiko: KUKUKUKU!
MAF: (Stops.) Whoa. What kind of laugh is that?
Keiko: o.O An evil laugh.
MAF: That's just screwed up.
Keiko: KUKUKUKUKU! Take that, you kitsune! ) MWAHAHAHAHA!
MAF: Ha! You changed it again!
Keiko: DARN YOU! (Runs at MAF with the knife.)
MAF: O.O Uh oh.
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Akumu: (Glares.) Baka!
Starlighter: Look whose talking!
Akumu: -_- I'm talking.
Starlighter: ...Exactly.
Hiei: Quit your babbling.
Akumu: (Sigh.) Whatever.
Starlighter: Darn you, Hiei! (Slaps him.)
Akumu: (Slightly angry.) What the heck was that for?
Starlighter: o.O Because I could. (Slaps him again.)
Hiei: (Fingers the hilt of his katana.)
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Alex: (Singing.) Just keep walkin', just walkin', walkin', walkin', walkin', walkin'...
Twilight: -.- Shut up. (Looks ahead and points.) Ooh, who is that?
Crystal: (Slaps Twilight's hand.) It's rude to point! (Looks ahead.) Ooh, who IS that? o.O
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A/N: Mwahahaha! I will not tell you 'till the next chapter! ^____^ I'm so evil. Oh, and there's one thing I wanted to add...it's kinda like a bonus, so I didn't put it with the rest of the story.
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Botan: Koenma, sir, this just isn't right!
Koenma: Well, Botan, there's really nothing I...
Botan: First of all, I can't die! Second of all, HOW THE HAY CAN I FERRY MYSELF?!?! O
Koenma: o.O Calm down, Botan. You're not alone.
Rinku, Kurama, and Kuwabara: (Appear.)
Kuwabara: AAH! I'M DEAD! AAH!
Rinku: You don't need to go shout it, we all know! We're dead too!
Botan: (Sniffle.) It's not fair...
Koenma: Fair schmair! JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ALREADY!
Everyone: (Silent.)
Koenma: I can give one of...JUST ONE OF YOU...the chance to come back to life. Except Rinku.
Rinku: (In a whiny voice.) But why? ;~;
Koenma: Okay, okay, FINE! Quit crying. But the only reason I'm reviving you is because that just cut the Spirit Detective team in half! Now...how to decide?
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A/N: As always, you get to pick!
A) Botan
B) Kurama
C) Rinku
D) Kuwabara
Also, give me your input on what should happen to MAF, Sam, Yukina, and Jin. ^.^ Thanks for reading!
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Hiei/Starlighter: WHAT?!?!
Girl with pale skin: (Blinks.) What?
Hiei: A 4? Out of 5? HOW DARE YOU! (Lunges at the girl.)
Girl: Agh! (Dodges...somehow.) @.@ 4 out of 5 is good!
Hiei: Hn. (Landed face first on the floor.)
Starlighter: (Glares.) Who are you?
Girl: I'm Akumu!
Starlighter: Oh. That's nice. Now go away, this is supposed to be just me and Hiei!
Akumu: Oh yeah? Too bad!
Starlighter: ATTACK, MY SQUIRRELS!
Akumu: O.O Ohmigosh! (Kicks the attacking squirrels away.)
Hiei: -.- Pathetic.
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Yukina: But Kazuma...
Sam: o.O Is dead.
Yukina: Really? Kazuma's dead? YES! =D (Realizes she said that aloud.) o.o Uh...I mean...(Starts sobbing.)
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Alex: Laaaaantis...(Hearts in eyes.)
Crystal: Oh yeah? Well you can't have him! (Sticks out tongue.)
Alex: Yuh huh! He loves me!
Crystal: Um...even if that were true, he's not in this fic.
PK: o.O Maybe we should go look for all the missing people...
Yusuke: (Is onto PK.) You mean like Hiei? (Smirks.)
PK: Er...o.o;;
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Sam: ^_____^ Jin...
Jin: ^-^;;
Keiko: (Appears in the doorway.) You kidnapped them?
Sam: O_O Keiko, what are you doing here? Oh, and yeah, whatcha gonna do about it?
Keiko: (Whines.) No fair! I'm supposed to be the evil one!
Everyone else in that room: o.O Huh?
Keiko: Er...D DIE! (Grabs her oh-so-beloved knife.)
MAF: RUN AWAAAAAAY!
Jin/Yukina: (Tied to chairs.) Um...o.o;;
Sam: Ohmigosh! WE GOTTA SAVE JIN!
MAF: SAVE YUKINA!
Sam: JIN!
MAF: YUKINA!
Keiko: Um...if you forgot, I was about to kill you?
Sam: Oh yeah, sorry.
Keiko: Thanks. ^-^;; (Turns evil again.) RWAR!!
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Twilight: Oh yeah, like this is gonna work. We have no idea which way they went, for, may I remind you, THE LIGHTS WERE TURNED OFF!
Everyone else: (Is ignoring Twilight.)
Yusuke: Which way should we go?
PK: Hmm...I think I heard a noise going...that way! (Points left.)
Crystal: Then it is left we shall go! (Skips down the left corridor.)
Alex: (Randomly plays the Yu Yu Hakusho theme song, "Hohoemi no Bakudan.")
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MAF/Sam: (Somehow managed to untie Jin and Yukina before they met their fate and are now running for their lives.)
Jin: (Just floating there. Heck, he doesn't need to run if Keiko can't even reach him.)
Yukina: (Running as fast as she can....which isn't very fast...but faster than Keiko.)
MAF/Sam: (Realize how slow Keiko is and slow down to catch their breath.)
Keiko: ) MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yukina: (Concerned.) Keiko, what's wrong?
Sam: That girl has problems! Serious issues!
Keiko: KUKUKUKU!
MAF: (Stops.) Whoa. What kind of laugh is that?
Keiko: o.O An evil laugh.
MAF: That's just screwed up.
Keiko: KUKUKUKUKU! Take that, you kitsune! ) MWAHAHAHAHA!
MAF: Ha! You changed it again!
Keiko: DARN YOU! (Runs at MAF with the knife.)
MAF: O.O Uh oh.
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Akumu: (Glares.) Baka!
Starlighter: Look whose talking!
Akumu: -_- I'm talking.
Starlighter: ...Exactly.
Hiei: Quit your babbling.
Akumu: (Sigh.) Whatever.
Starlighter: Darn you, Hiei! (Slaps him.)
Akumu: (Slightly angry.) What the heck was that for?
Starlighter: o.O Because I could. (Slaps him again.)
Hiei: (Fingers the hilt of his katana.)
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Alex: (Singing.) Just keep walkin', just walkin', walkin', walkin', walkin', walkin'...
Twilight: -.- Shut up. (Looks ahead and points.) Ooh, who is that?
Crystal: (Slaps Twilight's hand.) It's rude to point! (Looks ahead.) Ooh, who IS that? o.O
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A/N: Mwahahaha! I will not tell you 'till the next chapter! ^____^ I'm so evil. Oh, and there's one thing I wanted to add...it's kinda like a bonus, so I didn't put it with the rest of the story.
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Botan: Koenma, sir, this just isn't right!
Koenma: Well, Botan, there's really nothing I...
Botan: First of all, I can't die! Second of all, HOW THE HAY CAN I FERRY MYSELF?!?! O
Koenma: o.O Calm down, Botan. You're not alone.
Rinku, Kurama, and Kuwabara: (Appear.)
Kuwabara: AAH! I'M DEAD! AAH!
Rinku: You don't need to go shout it, we all know! We're dead too!
Botan: (Sniffle.) It's not fair...
Koenma: Fair schmair! JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ALREADY!
Everyone: (Silent.)
Koenma: I can give one of...JUST ONE OF YOU...the chance to come back to life. Except Rinku.
Rinku: (In a whiny voice.) But why? ;~;
Koenma: Okay, okay, FINE! Quit crying. But the only reason I'm reviving you is because that just cut the Spirit Detective team in half! Now...how to decide?
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A/N: As always, you get to pick!
A) Botan
B) Kurama
C) Rinku
D) Kuwabara
Also, give me your input on what should happen to MAF, Sam, Yukina, and Jin. ^.^ Thanks for reading!