A/N: I'm not surprised that 7 people voted for Kurama. .;; But more
people voted for Botan than expected! And people /actually/ voted for
Kuwabara. o.o Surprises, surprises.
DISCLAIMER: ...We've gone over this before.
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Yusuke: o.O What's so weird about him? He's a 5'7" 200 pound football star. (Silence.) WHAT THE HECK?!?!
Crystal: This is twisted. Just twisted.
PK: We don't have time for this! Hiei could be in danger! For all we know, Hiei is being randomly slapped around by an insane leader of rabid squirrels and avenged by a fangirl-in-denial!
Everyone else: ...
PK: (Shrugs.) I have no idea why I said that.
5'7" 200 pound football star: (Walking up to the girls.) Hey, baby.
Girls: (Not sure which one he's talking to.) o.O
Football star: (Not sure which one he's talking to.)
Twilight/Crystal: Ew...
Football star: Buy me. 80 bucks an hour. (Winkwink.)
Twilight/Crystal: EW!!
Yusuke: (Growls.) Back off!
Twilight: (Taps Yusuke on the shoulder.) You have a girlfriend. She is not here at the moment. You don't need to get all defensive. Although he is creeping me out.
Yusuke: (Shrugs.) No one gets to use perverted pick-up lines except me! o.O (Wishes one of the girls was wearing a skirt.)
Alex: (Bops Yusuke on the head.) Stopit!
Yusuke: What was that for??
Alex: Thinking bad thoughts!
Yusuke: I didn't say anything!
Crystal: -.- It was the area at which you were looking.
Yusuke: Oh. o.o;; Oops...
Crystal: (Turns back to the football star.) Yeah, anyway, could you stop hitting on us? We're already taken.
Yusuke: o.O You are?
Crystal: Yeah! Me and Twilight like Jin, Alex REALLY likes Lantis, and PK...
Everyone: (Stares at PK.)
PK: O.O;; What??? I have no idea what you're talking about! I don't like anyone.
Football star: In that case...
PK: Eh...no...
Football star: =( Aw, I'd look good on you.
PK: OO Leave me alone.
Football star: Heh, just kidding. Please don't sue me. You're too innocent...if you know what I mean.
Crystal: (Whispers to Yusuke, Twilight, and Alex.) If we run fast, I think we can ditch him.
Yusuke/Twilight/Alex: (Nod.)
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Starlighter: (Slaps Hiei again.) This feels good.
Akumu: That's it. (Tackles Starlighter and starts beating the crap out of her.) YOU CANNOT TREAT HIEI THAT WAY!!
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Keiko: BWAHAHAHA! THIS IS THE END FOR YOU! (Coming at MAF with the knife.) )
MAF: OO WAAAAAAAAAIT!!!
Keiko: (Stops.) What? It was just getting good!
MAF: Don't kill me!
Keiko: Why, that's absurd!
MAF: Nuh uh!
Keiko: Yuh huh!
MAF: Nuh uh!
Sam: OH, JUST MAKE YOUR POINT ALREADY!
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Koenma: It has been decided!
All: (Long, grim pause.)
Koenma: (Jumps onto his desk.) KURAMA!! (Balloons fall from the ceiling.)
Botan/Kuwabara/Rinku: WHAT?!?
Kurama: .
Botan: (Whacks Koenma on the head with her oar.) HOW DARE YOU?!?!
Koenma: O.O It's not my fault!
Botan: YES IT IS!!! (Whacks Koenma continuously.)
Koenma: . (Unconscious.)
Botan: And as for you, Kurama...
Kurama: (Is gone.)
Botan: Hmph. --
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Football Star: They're supposed to be funny! LAUGH ALREADY, YOU MORONS!
Alex: Um...yeah...not really working...in case you haven't noticed...
Crystal: I'm sorry. My friends and I are just too immature to find humor in perverted jokes. Maybe try Sam...
PK: Why Sam? o.O
Crystal: Nevermind. .;;
Everyone else: oO
Crystal: o.O We're still calling you football star. You need a name.
Football Star: -- I have one. My name is BlackBodian! But nobody frikkin' ever cared enough to ASK!
Crystal: o.o (Edges away slowly.)
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MAF/Sam: (Have teamed up with Keiko in killing people. No, I don't want to tell you how. I'm not creative enough. What?!? Everyone gets writer's block. o.O)
Yukina/Jin: (Sort of just sitting there cause they don't want to kill people...watching their captors...and stuff.)
MAF: Alright! It's fruitbattin' time! . (A/N: Yea. That's a direct quote. .;)
Sam: Whatever...I just don't want to die. But heck, who does?
Kenny: I do!
Everyone: oO Wha...?!?
Keiko: (Kills Kenny.)
Everyone else: OMG!!!!111 yOU KILLED KENNY!!!!11111 (A/N: Couldn't resist.)
Keiko: Can you get back in character now? o.O
Everyone else: Yeah, okay.
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A/N: Yay! Another sucky chapter due to an extreme case of writer's block! . Better than me not updating at all, I suppose. You should all thank Twilight for forcing me into writing more...time for more voting! =D
I've decided that as much as I don't want reviewers to kill me...we've got to get rid of an original character. There are just so many of them...LIKE THE CICADA INSECTS!! THEY'RE COMING TO INVADE OUR EARTH!! (Runs around in circles.)
A) Crystal B) Sam C) Twilight D) Alex E) MAF F) PK
DISCLAIMER: ...We've gone over this before.
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Yusuke: o.O What's so weird about him? He's a 5'7" 200 pound football star. (Silence.) WHAT THE HECK?!?!
Crystal: This is twisted. Just twisted.
PK: We don't have time for this! Hiei could be in danger! For all we know, Hiei is being randomly slapped around by an insane leader of rabid squirrels and avenged by a fangirl-in-denial!
Everyone else: ...
PK: (Shrugs.) I have no idea why I said that.
5'7" 200 pound football star: (Walking up to the girls.) Hey, baby.
Girls: (Not sure which one he's talking to.) o.O
Football star: (Not sure which one he's talking to.)
Twilight/Crystal: Ew...
Football star: Buy me. 80 bucks an hour. (Winkwink.)
Twilight/Crystal: EW!!
Yusuke: (Growls.) Back off!
Twilight: (Taps Yusuke on the shoulder.) You have a girlfriend. She is not here at the moment. You don't need to get all defensive. Although he is creeping me out.
Yusuke: (Shrugs.) No one gets to use perverted pick-up lines except me! o.O (Wishes one of the girls was wearing a skirt.)
Alex: (Bops Yusuke on the head.) Stopit!
Yusuke: What was that for??
Alex: Thinking bad thoughts!
Yusuke: I didn't say anything!
Crystal: -.- It was the area at which you were looking.
Yusuke: Oh. o.o;; Oops...
Crystal: (Turns back to the football star.) Yeah, anyway, could you stop hitting on us? We're already taken.
Yusuke: o.O You are?
Crystal: Yeah! Me and Twilight like Jin, Alex REALLY likes Lantis, and PK...
Everyone: (Stares at PK.)
PK: O.O;; What??? I have no idea what you're talking about! I don't like anyone.
Football star: In that case...
PK: Eh...no...
Football star: =( Aw, I'd look good on you.
PK: OO Leave me alone.
Football star: Heh, just kidding. Please don't sue me. You're too innocent...if you know what I mean.
Crystal: (Whispers to Yusuke, Twilight, and Alex.) If we run fast, I think we can ditch him.
Yusuke/Twilight/Alex: (Nod.)
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Starlighter: (Slaps Hiei again.) This feels good.
Akumu: That's it. (Tackles Starlighter and starts beating the crap out of her.) YOU CANNOT TREAT HIEI THAT WAY!!
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Keiko: BWAHAHAHA! THIS IS THE END FOR YOU! (Coming at MAF with the knife.) )
MAF: OO WAAAAAAAAAIT!!!
Keiko: (Stops.) What? It was just getting good!
MAF: Don't kill me!
Keiko: Why, that's absurd!
MAF: Nuh uh!
Keiko: Yuh huh!
MAF: Nuh uh!
Sam: OH, JUST MAKE YOUR POINT ALREADY!
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Koenma: It has been decided!
All: (Long, grim pause.)
Koenma: (Jumps onto his desk.) KURAMA!! (Balloons fall from the ceiling.)
Botan/Kuwabara/Rinku: WHAT?!?
Kurama: .
Botan: (Whacks Koenma on the head with her oar.) HOW DARE YOU?!?!
Koenma: O.O It's not my fault!
Botan: YES IT IS!!! (Whacks Koenma continuously.)
Koenma: . (Unconscious.)
Botan: And as for you, Kurama...
Kurama: (Is gone.)
Botan: Hmph. --
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Football Star: They're supposed to be funny! LAUGH ALREADY, YOU MORONS!
Alex: Um...yeah...not really working...in case you haven't noticed...
Crystal: I'm sorry. My friends and I are just too immature to find humor in perverted jokes. Maybe try Sam...
PK: Why Sam? o.O
Crystal: Nevermind. .;;
Everyone else: oO
Crystal: o.O We're still calling you football star. You need a name.
Football Star: -- I have one. My name is BlackBodian! But nobody frikkin' ever cared enough to ASK!
Crystal: o.o (Edges away slowly.)
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MAF/Sam: (Have teamed up with Keiko in killing people. No, I don't want to tell you how. I'm not creative enough. What?!? Everyone gets writer's block. o.O)
Yukina/Jin: (Sort of just sitting there cause they don't want to kill people...watching their captors...and stuff.)
MAF: Alright! It's fruitbattin' time! . (A/N: Yea. That's a direct quote. .;)
Sam: Whatever...I just don't want to die. But heck, who does?
Kenny: I do!
Everyone: oO Wha...?!?
Keiko: (Kills Kenny.)
Everyone else: OMG!!!!111 yOU KILLED KENNY!!!!11111 (A/N: Couldn't resist.)
Keiko: Can you get back in character now? o.O
Everyone else: Yeah, okay.
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A/N: Yay! Another sucky chapter due to an extreme case of writer's block! . Better than me not updating at all, I suppose. You should all thank Twilight for forcing me into writing more...time for more voting! =D
I've decided that as much as I don't want reviewers to kill me...we've got to get rid of an original character. There are just so many of them...LIKE THE CICADA INSECTS!! THEY'RE COMING TO INVADE OUR EARTH!! (Runs around in circles.)
A) Crystal B) Sam C) Twilight D) Alex E) MAF F) PK