Ragu2: Now if you sign right here, here, and initial here we'll be done.
Link: Why can't you just give the sword back?
Ragu2: You would kill me!
Link: Yeah and?
Ragu2: That's why I decided on this peace treaty.
Link: Now this is dumb!!
Ragu2: Shut up! This is the last statement 'If you try to harm Ragu2 then you will spontaneously combust'.
Link: What the hell?
Ragu2: Yup, and you signed it. Oh, and there's a statement where I get to choose your girlfriend/wife.
Link: Damn you! You suck!
Ragu2: I know! By the way readers, I need your help who should Link be paired up with? I'm thinking Malon/Link what do you think?
Link: I think she's ok but-
Ragu2: Not you! Them!
Link: Oh………
Last time: Link came to Hyrule town bought presents for his friends. He then went and visited Princess Zelda when someone had news.
The Hyrulian War
A Hairy Problem
"We have troubling news, a large group of monsters, wolfos, have started grouping all over Hyrule Field." Said the brown tunic man.
"Damn! How many?" Zelda spat out franticly.
"A number estimating to 2,000. It was said that a few were spotted at 10:00 but nothing was thought of it then. We could not see the full number at the beginning because they were hiding behind Lon Lon Ranch. A small group of 20 or 30 went into the ranch."
"This is not good, Link what should we do?" Zelda asked
"You do nothing, I have save Lon Lon!"
"Link are you nuts! 2,000 wolfos! Take some of our men we can spare 1,500, others will protect the boundary of the city and the castle."
"Fine."
"Good."
"Get them ready in the next 30 minutes in the town center. I'll tell the townspeople to get in their homes. Good-bye princess."
"Good-bye, Link!" Zelda shouted at the now in the distance Link.
"Good-bye, Master Link!" Tunic man shouted.
Link ran down the passages a worried look on his face. 'What do I say to the townspeople? The knights aren't very experienced, I don't know if we can win.' He finally got to the entrance of the castle and quickly ran into the market town. He got up on the announcement stand, which had been added only days ago which caught some looks but not enough. After quickly telling the guy next to him that there was an emergency the guy hit the emergency gong.
Bong!
Bong!
" People of Castle Town, please go into your homes where you will be safe, a small attack might occur so don't be scared it is ok no one will be killed. We need this area to assemble troops. If any of you would like to help please stay here. If not go home!" Link yelled with urgency.
No one stayed everyone left to their homes or if they did not have one other people's homes. Link knew how they felt, just like he had before going in the Great Deku Tree, his first adventure. Not but 5 minutes later he saw knights that just stood on the wall and by the drawbridge run to the castle where the stable is. 20 minutes later troops on horses came awaiting Link's orders.
"Men, I can see the fear in your eyes! You will survive! So do not be afraid! You will kill many wolfos! Now six of you, Michael from the drawbridge and 5 people of his choice, will go with me into Lon Lon Ranch. Shalton and his troops will defend around Lon Lon until we come out then you will be reassigned. Mercule your troops will help protect the castle until we come out, then you should join the other troops for reassigning. Last, Marns you will attack the wolfos between Lon Lon and the Castle then come for reassigning like the others. Now Michael and two others in my group get out bows and arrows and the other three, weapons of your choice. Shalton's group, and Mercule's group should use bows and arrows. Marn's your group will use the best weapons for your use. Also I need a horse!"
Link then kicked a guy off his horse and told him to help the troops protecting the castle. Then with Link in the front they started out of the town. 'I hope Epona, Talon, Malon, and even Ingo are ok.'
They galloped out into the field. The warriors just stared they had never seen so many wolfos before. Some hadn't even seen one before. The seven in Link and Michael's group in the front charged through the lines of wofos on the way to Lon Lon Ranch. They killed about 5 wolfos on the way and saw Shalton and his much larger group kill 10 wolfos. One though jumped onto a soldier's horse slashing and eating his skin and muscle, his screams echoing across the field. At the entrance of Lon Lon Link stopped and waited for Shalton's group ready to defend the entrance. After a quick thumbs-up from Shalton Link's group moved into Lon Lon. Two wolfos were right in the front of the ranch easy targets for the Link team three arrows and two sword swings on each. This caught some attention from a couple of wolfos which ruined surprise. Well, as they went toward the horse corral they saw a single dead horse less than they thought but still not good. Right next to the door to the stable was a dead Ingo and 10 wolfos attacking the door hungry for horse meat. The group started to attack the wolfos but a cry of pain was heard from inside the house. Leaving the other men to kill the 5 wolfos left, Link ran into the house seeing no cucoos left and 7 wolfos gnawing at a male body.
'Poor Talon, poor Malon no father or guardian to take care of her.' He ran up to the wolfos now attacking the door used three arrows on one catching their attention, back-flipped off the stairs and slowly walked towards the wall firing arrows at random wolfos. He killed three of them but ran out of arrows. One still attacking the door, the other three running up to Link giving Link the opportunity to attack. He waved his sword 4 times, did a jump behind them, slashed 5 more times, did a side jump/flip over them , and used his hookshot to catch the one attacking the door swing it into the other wolfos. With one last swing of the sword he killed all but the door wolfo. Last he stabed his sword through the wolfo's eye finally killing the last wolfo. He slowly walked up the steps hearing sobbing from the room.
"Malon!" Link screamed.
"Link?" Malon asked while sobbing
"Yeah it's me!"
She opend the door and grabbed Link into a hug. "I was so scared I thought for sure they would kill me."
"Malon, I have to go, there are 2 thousand of those wolfos, out in Hyrule Field, I need to go protect the people of Hyrule."
"But Link, I need you!"
"I'll be back, after I kill the wolfos!"
"But-"
"I have to go protect Hyrule, good-bye Malon!"
Link then ran out of the house seeing many dead wolfos. He ran out to his group to ask what had happened. He finally found Michael to ask.
"Hey, Michael what happened?"
"Well, we killed all the wofos in the ranch but they killed your borrowed horse and one of the swordsmen."
"Oh……… I hate when people get killed. Have you checked the barn yet to see if all the horses are ok?"
"No, not yet we just finished killing the wolfos."
"Ok, I'll check it out.By the way I need arrows."
"Ok, here you go." He gave Link a lot of arrows .
Link then ran to the stable mostly because he wanted to make sure Epona was alright. As he went in he met a lot of neighing and other horse noises. He checked all the horses they all seemed fine then he found Epona looking great he quickly fed her and got her ready to go. He walked to the stable gate opening it. Bringing Epona outside he closed the gate and assembled the troops. With one less man they left the ranch. Before leaving Link took a look at the house where Malon waved farewell to them. After a quick smile he charged out of the ranch with his warriors.
The other groups assembled by the ranch's entrance. After assigning Marns, Michael, Shalton, and 10 other men to protect the entrance to Lon Lon. The others were to just ride and kill any wolfos in their path, he would join that group. Link took about 20 soldiers with him to help attack. They killed wolfos with swords and spears, Link was partial to using arrows to damage the wolfos so his troops could easily kill them. Unfortunately, the number of wolfos had doubled and they didn't have as many warriors as before. Everywhere you looked you saw humans and wolfos all over the ground. Link and his group zoomed by wolfos killing all in their path. Looking ahead of him he noticed a wolfo howling what he guessed were orders. He directed his group to the wolfo and they went to attack but, a group of wolfos surrounded their leader who dived into the ground. The wolfos soon charged the group trying to take them out failing miserably. Many of the wofos died, and Link's group turned around ready to attack more wolfos but felt a rumbling in the ground.
"What the Hell!?" Link shouted. Out of the ground came a large hairy ear right under Epona which spooked her causing her to jump up hoofs in the air. Link fell down and watched Epona run around the field crazily towards Lon Lon. Link got up looking around relizing more wolfos came out of the ground keeping him from his troops. Looking down he saw that more than a ear were coming out from the ground. Backing away from the ear, Link watched in horror as a giant head and following a body of a giant wolfo.
The monster howled a menacing howl causing everything on the battlefield to stare for a second and then go back to their battle. The wolfo stared at Link and Link stared right back in its eyes for a while then it launched its paws towards Link who jumped up and landed on the arm. He used the arm to get to the head and got ready to slash the wolfos eyes but was lightly brushed off with no effort by the wolfo. Link plummeted to the ground and would have suffered extreme wounds if he didn't think to grab the wolfo's fur. He grabbed the fur on the bottom of the wolfo's leg and jumped down only 10 feet which wasn't much for him. Link started slashing at the wolfo's foot but getting nowhere but aggravating it. He took out his arrows and started shooting them up at it's face, making the wolfo even more mad and causing him to slash at the ground where Link was running around dodging the slashes. Link shot another group of arrows three hitting the wolfo's nose. This barely fazed the giant monster, Link was starting to think this was unbelievable so he started to give it his all. He jumped up grabbed onto the wolfo's ankle circled around it his sword slashing it, trying to make a deeper cut he tried to circle around again but the wolfo caught on to the idea and pushed him off. Link landed despite the push and took out some light arrows and fired them all over the wolfo causing more damage than before but the wolfo barely looked hurt or tired. So Link could barely think of anything to do, so he just tried everything he could think of. He used Din's Fire to cause some very little damage but didn't do much at all, so he shot 4 fire arrows to make the brute really hot and then shot 5 ice arrows to make him really cold distracting him. Link then shot 4 light arrows at his eye. The arrows hit their target and the beast howled in pain but had still only lost less than half of its power. Link looked in shock as he noticed the beast wasn't dead.
'How can a wolfo, even this big, be so strong?'
A fog started to cover Hyrule Field, but the battle still seeable just giving this battlefield a mysterious effect. Above the rocky ridge between Kakoriko Village and Hyrule Field, a hooded figure appeared through the fog noticing the battle and the giant wolfo. The figure took out a bow and put a light arrow in position aiming for the giant wolfo.
"Marns, Look! What the hell is that?" Shalton yelled pointing to the glowing golden thing.
"Your guess is as good as mine!" Marns replied.
The figure let go of the arrow, it whizzed through the air, hitting its mark, the head of the wolfo.
Link seeing the hit took this opportunity to jump on the wolfo's ankle and start to climb up its leg. The wolfo started to attack Link but was distracted by another light arrow that hit a group of wolfos surrounding the giant wolfo guarding him from other soldiers. The other soldiers tried to take this chance but more wolfos popped up. The figure used this time to shoot more light arrows around the giant wolfo to distract him farther. Link had gotten to the back of this beast now.
'Now that I got up here what do I do? Wait, he always seems in more pain when hurt in the head maybe it's a weakness!' Link thought.
He then continued up the beast to get to the head to attack this beast's head to kill him once and for all. The hooded figure started shooting light arrows at the wolfo's legs. The wolfo stumbled around his legs being shot and getting weaker by each hit. Link finally got to the neck just a few more feet from the head.
'I just hope whoever is shooting those arrows doesn't shoot the final blow or I'm dead!' Link thought.
Most of the wolfos dead on the field so the soldiers were all watching this battle and wondering who was firing the arrows. The only wolfos left were the ones surrounding the big wolfo so the soldiers decided to attack them. They killed them and were about to attack the big wolfo when Link called to them.
"No wait don't attack it, you'll make me fall!" Link yelled down to them finally getting to the head. He lifted his sword to the air ready to inject it into the beast. The figure then threw his bow down and a blue light came from his hands surrounding Link's sword, adding power to the finial blow. Link then with all his might thrust his blade into the beast.
The giant wolfo howled in pain and started to slam to the ground. Link ran down the now slanted back, jumped landed on one of the wolfo's legs, and last jumped down. The beast was slain and no one had to deal with the wolfos anymore, they were dead. But, now there were a lot of questions to be answered. Everyone stared at the hooded figure as the fog lifted towards him, you could now see to green glowing dots in the hood only guessed to be eyes. The figure nodded and jumped behind the ridge, the fog flooding back onto the field. Link sat down resting from the battle that had occured.
Ragu2: What did you think?
Link: I think you portrayed my action side pretty well. Nice work!
Ragu2: Thanks, but once again I was talking to the readers.
Link: Oh, I feel so unwanted!!
Ragu2: Get over it!
Link: Ok, I am!
Ragu2: Good.
Link: So whose this hooded figure?
Ragu2: You'll find out!*Grins mischievously*
Link: Tell me!!!!!
Ragu2: Well, thanks for reading!!!! Good-bye! * Runs from Link who won't stop asking who*
Link: Why can't you just give the sword back?
Ragu2: You would kill me!
Link: Yeah and?
Ragu2: That's why I decided on this peace treaty.
Link: Now this is dumb!!
Ragu2: Shut up! This is the last statement 'If you try to harm Ragu2 then you will spontaneously combust'.
Link: What the hell?
Ragu2: Yup, and you signed it. Oh, and there's a statement where I get to choose your girlfriend/wife.
Link: Damn you! You suck!
Ragu2: I know! By the way readers, I need your help who should Link be paired up with? I'm thinking Malon/Link what do you think?
Link: I think she's ok but-
Ragu2: Not you! Them!
Link: Oh………
Last time: Link came to Hyrule town bought presents for his friends. He then went and visited Princess Zelda when someone had news.
The Hyrulian War
A Hairy Problem
"We have troubling news, a large group of monsters, wolfos, have started grouping all over Hyrule Field." Said the brown tunic man.
"Damn! How many?" Zelda spat out franticly.
"A number estimating to 2,000. It was said that a few were spotted at 10:00 but nothing was thought of it then. We could not see the full number at the beginning because they were hiding behind Lon Lon Ranch. A small group of 20 or 30 went into the ranch."
"This is not good, Link what should we do?" Zelda asked
"You do nothing, I have save Lon Lon!"
"Link are you nuts! 2,000 wolfos! Take some of our men we can spare 1,500, others will protect the boundary of the city and the castle."
"Fine."
"Good."
"Get them ready in the next 30 minutes in the town center. I'll tell the townspeople to get in their homes. Good-bye princess."
"Good-bye, Link!" Zelda shouted at the now in the distance Link.
"Good-bye, Master Link!" Tunic man shouted.
Link ran down the passages a worried look on his face. 'What do I say to the townspeople? The knights aren't very experienced, I don't know if we can win.' He finally got to the entrance of the castle and quickly ran into the market town. He got up on the announcement stand, which had been added only days ago which caught some looks but not enough. After quickly telling the guy next to him that there was an emergency the guy hit the emergency gong.
Bong!
Bong!
" People of Castle Town, please go into your homes where you will be safe, a small attack might occur so don't be scared it is ok no one will be killed. We need this area to assemble troops. If any of you would like to help please stay here. If not go home!" Link yelled with urgency.
No one stayed everyone left to their homes or if they did not have one other people's homes. Link knew how they felt, just like he had before going in the Great Deku Tree, his first adventure. Not but 5 minutes later he saw knights that just stood on the wall and by the drawbridge run to the castle where the stable is. 20 minutes later troops on horses came awaiting Link's orders.
"Men, I can see the fear in your eyes! You will survive! So do not be afraid! You will kill many wolfos! Now six of you, Michael from the drawbridge and 5 people of his choice, will go with me into Lon Lon Ranch. Shalton and his troops will defend around Lon Lon until we come out then you will be reassigned. Mercule your troops will help protect the castle until we come out, then you should join the other troops for reassigning. Last, Marns you will attack the wolfos between Lon Lon and the Castle then come for reassigning like the others. Now Michael and two others in my group get out bows and arrows and the other three, weapons of your choice. Shalton's group, and Mercule's group should use bows and arrows. Marn's your group will use the best weapons for your use. Also I need a horse!"
Link then kicked a guy off his horse and told him to help the troops protecting the castle. Then with Link in the front they started out of the town. 'I hope Epona, Talon, Malon, and even Ingo are ok.'
They galloped out into the field. The warriors just stared they had never seen so many wolfos before. Some hadn't even seen one before. The seven in Link and Michael's group in the front charged through the lines of wofos on the way to Lon Lon Ranch. They killed about 5 wolfos on the way and saw Shalton and his much larger group kill 10 wolfos. One though jumped onto a soldier's horse slashing and eating his skin and muscle, his screams echoing across the field. At the entrance of Lon Lon Link stopped and waited for Shalton's group ready to defend the entrance. After a quick thumbs-up from Shalton Link's group moved into Lon Lon. Two wolfos were right in the front of the ranch easy targets for the Link team three arrows and two sword swings on each. This caught some attention from a couple of wolfos which ruined surprise. Well, as they went toward the horse corral they saw a single dead horse less than they thought but still not good. Right next to the door to the stable was a dead Ingo and 10 wolfos attacking the door hungry for horse meat. The group started to attack the wolfos but a cry of pain was heard from inside the house. Leaving the other men to kill the 5 wolfos left, Link ran into the house seeing no cucoos left and 7 wolfos gnawing at a male body.
'Poor Talon, poor Malon no father or guardian to take care of her.' He ran up to the wolfos now attacking the door used three arrows on one catching their attention, back-flipped off the stairs and slowly walked towards the wall firing arrows at random wolfos. He killed three of them but ran out of arrows. One still attacking the door, the other three running up to Link giving Link the opportunity to attack. He waved his sword 4 times, did a jump behind them, slashed 5 more times, did a side jump/flip over them , and used his hookshot to catch the one attacking the door swing it into the other wolfos. With one last swing of the sword he killed all but the door wolfo. Last he stabed his sword through the wolfo's eye finally killing the last wolfo. He slowly walked up the steps hearing sobbing from the room.
"Malon!" Link screamed.
"Link?" Malon asked while sobbing
"Yeah it's me!"
She opend the door and grabbed Link into a hug. "I was so scared I thought for sure they would kill me."
"Malon, I have to go, there are 2 thousand of those wolfos, out in Hyrule Field, I need to go protect the people of Hyrule."
"But Link, I need you!"
"I'll be back, after I kill the wolfos!"
"But-"
"I have to go protect Hyrule, good-bye Malon!"
Link then ran out of the house seeing many dead wolfos. He ran out to his group to ask what had happened. He finally found Michael to ask.
"Hey, Michael what happened?"
"Well, we killed all the wofos in the ranch but they killed your borrowed horse and one of the swordsmen."
"Oh……… I hate when people get killed. Have you checked the barn yet to see if all the horses are ok?"
"No, not yet we just finished killing the wolfos."
"Ok, I'll check it out.By the way I need arrows."
"Ok, here you go." He gave Link a lot of arrows .
Link then ran to the stable mostly because he wanted to make sure Epona was alright. As he went in he met a lot of neighing and other horse noises. He checked all the horses they all seemed fine then he found Epona looking great he quickly fed her and got her ready to go. He walked to the stable gate opening it. Bringing Epona outside he closed the gate and assembled the troops. With one less man they left the ranch. Before leaving Link took a look at the house where Malon waved farewell to them. After a quick smile he charged out of the ranch with his warriors.
The other groups assembled by the ranch's entrance. After assigning Marns, Michael, Shalton, and 10 other men to protect the entrance to Lon Lon. The others were to just ride and kill any wolfos in their path, he would join that group. Link took about 20 soldiers with him to help attack. They killed wolfos with swords and spears, Link was partial to using arrows to damage the wolfos so his troops could easily kill them. Unfortunately, the number of wolfos had doubled and they didn't have as many warriors as before. Everywhere you looked you saw humans and wolfos all over the ground. Link and his group zoomed by wolfos killing all in their path. Looking ahead of him he noticed a wolfo howling what he guessed were orders. He directed his group to the wolfo and they went to attack but, a group of wolfos surrounded their leader who dived into the ground. The wolfos soon charged the group trying to take them out failing miserably. Many of the wofos died, and Link's group turned around ready to attack more wolfos but felt a rumbling in the ground.
"What the Hell!?" Link shouted. Out of the ground came a large hairy ear right under Epona which spooked her causing her to jump up hoofs in the air. Link fell down and watched Epona run around the field crazily towards Lon Lon. Link got up looking around relizing more wolfos came out of the ground keeping him from his troops. Looking down he saw that more than a ear were coming out from the ground. Backing away from the ear, Link watched in horror as a giant head and following a body of a giant wolfo.
The monster howled a menacing howl causing everything on the battlefield to stare for a second and then go back to their battle. The wolfo stared at Link and Link stared right back in its eyes for a while then it launched its paws towards Link who jumped up and landed on the arm. He used the arm to get to the head and got ready to slash the wolfos eyes but was lightly brushed off with no effort by the wolfo. Link plummeted to the ground and would have suffered extreme wounds if he didn't think to grab the wolfo's fur. He grabbed the fur on the bottom of the wolfo's leg and jumped down only 10 feet which wasn't much for him. Link started slashing at the wolfo's foot but getting nowhere but aggravating it. He took out his arrows and started shooting them up at it's face, making the wolfo even more mad and causing him to slash at the ground where Link was running around dodging the slashes. Link shot another group of arrows three hitting the wolfo's nose. This barely fazed the giant monster, Link was starting to think this was unbelievable so he started to give it his all. He jumped up grabbed onto the wolfo's ankle circled around it his sword slashing it, trying to make a deeper cut he tried to circle around again but the wolfo caught on to the idea and pushed him off. Link landed despite the push and took out some light arrows and fired them all over the wolfo causing more damage than before but the wolfo barely looked hurt or tired. So Link could barely think of anything to do, so he just tried everything he could think of. He used Din's Fire to cause some very little damage but didn't do much at all, so he shot 4 fire arrows to make the brute really hot and then shot 5 ice arrows to make him really cold distracting him. Link then shot 4 light arrows at his eye. The arrows hit their target and the beast howled in pain but had still only lost less than half of its power. Link looked in shock as he noticed the beast wasn't dead.
'How can a wolfo, even this big, be so strong?'
A fog started to cover Hyrule Field, but the battle still seeable just giving this battlefield a mysterious effect. Above the rocky ridge between Kakoriko Village and Hyrule Field, a hooded figure appeared through the fog noticing the battle and the giant wolfo. The figure took out a bow and put a light arrow in position aiming for the giant wolfo.
"Marns, Look! What the hell is that?" Shalton yelled pointing to the glowing golden thing.
"Your guess is as good as mine!" Marns replied.
The figure let go of the arrow, it whizzed through the air, hitting its mark, the head of the wolfo.
Link seeing the hit took this opportunity to jump on the wolfo's ankle and start to climb up its leg. The wolfo started to attack Link but was distracted by another light arrow that hit a group of wolfos surrounding the giant wolfo guarding him from other soldiers. The other soldiers tried to take this chance but more wolfos popped up. The figure used this time to shoot more light arrows around the giant wolfo to distract him farther. Link had gotten to the back of this beast now.
'Now that I got up here what do I do? Wait, he always seems in more pain when hurt in the head maybe it's a weakness!' Link thought.
He then continued up the beast to get to the head to attack this beast's head to kill him once and for all. The hooded figure started shooting light arrows at the wolfo's legs. The wolfo stumbled around his legs being shot and getting weaker by each hit. Link finally got to the neck just a few more feet from the head.
'I just hope whoever is shooting those arrows doesn't shoot the final blow or I'm dead!' Link thought.
Most of the wolfos dead on the field so the soldiers were all watching this battle and wondering who was firing the arrows. The only wolfos left were the ones surrounding the big wolfo so the soldiers decided to attack them. They killed them and were about to attack the big wolfo when Link called to them.
"No wait don't attack it, you'll make me fall!" Link yelled down to them finally getting to the head. He lifted his sword to the air ready to inject it into the beast. The figure then threw his bow down and a blue light came from his hands surrounding Link's sword, adding power to the finial blow. Link then with all his might thrust his blade into the beast.
The giant wolfo howled in pain and started to slam to the ground. Link ran down the now slanted back, jumped landed on one of the wolfo's legs, and last jumped down. The beast was slain and no one had to deal with the wolfos anymore, they were dead. But, now there were a lot of questions to be answered. Everyone stared at the hooded figure as the fog lifted towards him, you could now see to green glowing dots in the hood only guessed to be eyes. The figure nodded and jumped behind the ridge, the fog flooding back onto the field. Link sat down resting from the battle that had occured.
Ragu2: What did you think?
Link: I think you portrayed my action side pretty well. Nice work!
Ragu2: Thanks, but once again I was talking to the readers.
Link: Oh, I feel so unwanted!!
Ragu2: Get over it!
Link: Ok, I am!
Ragu2: Good.
Link: So whose this hooded figure?
Ragu2: You'll find out!*Grins mischievously*
Link: Tell me!!!!!
Ragu2: Well, thanks for reading!!!! Good-bye! * Runs from Link who won't stop asking who*