Ragu2: Ummmmm.......what it's time to start the next chapter?
Link: Yeah
Ragu2: Oh, ok well let's get started.
* Hooded figure comes and stares at them*
Link: What's he doing here?
Ragu2: He's here for when I reveal him next chapter.
Link: Then why the hell is he here now?
Ragu2: I don't know, yo hooded figure go away.
*Hooded figure runs away*
Link: Well that was kind of rude.
Ragu2: Get over it.
Link: Ok
Ragu2: Wanna start this now?
Link: No, let's talk for an hour.
Ragu2: How about.....NO!!!!
Link: Whatever dip shit.
Last time: Link and soldier's killed a heck of a lot of wolfos. Some wolfos attacked Lon Lon Ranch, Ingo and Talon died. A huge wolfo attacked Link and he tried to stand up to it but he was no match. A hooded figure appeared and helped Link attack the beast. Link stroke the final blow on the beast and the battle was over.
Hyrulian War
Battle's Over! Now What?
3 days after the battle
"Thank-you so much Link, for staying with me since my Dad and Ingo died." Malon said
"Oh, it's no problem, Malon" Link replied
" I ordered to get another bed for this place, Link"
"You do remember that I won't be here forever right?"
"Well, you never know you might find you like this place better than you think."
"Maybe, but I doubt it."
" You'll see!"
" Ok, well I better do some work around here that is why I'm here"
" Ok, I'll be out to help once I change my clothes." She was wearing a night gown type thing.
Link went downstairs and threw chicken feed around the chickens going wild. He then went to the stable and fed the cows their feed. When he came outside he saw Malon brushing the horses. He went and put horse feed in a container under a lean-to. He walked over to Malon to tell her he was going to deliver their milk to the market town. He went to the stable and got the milk containers in their wooden boxes. He put them on a cart that he attached to Epona, who wasn't very happy about being attached to something. He rode to the entrance of castle town and unloaded the cart and walked over to Michael to talk.
"Link, I never got to talk to you after the wolfo battle." Michael said.
" You didn't? I thought everyone got to talk to me. I was so busy talking to all these people wanting to know how I beat the giant wolfo." Link replied
"Yeah, what about that hooded guy? Do you know who he is?"
" No clue, but I might find out soon I have to give my status report to Princess
Zelda at the castle at some point but they haven't told me when yet."
" Oh, ok. They already asked me of the things I know about what happened. Right now they're trying to find out who was killed in the battle. So far there has only been about 60 or so but its only been 3 days."
" Maybe I should go to the castle and give them my report."
" I wouldn't do that they're already booked with people who want to give reports and people whose family died."
" Ok, well I better go sell this milk, it's the only thing that keeps the farm going."
" Oh, yeah, your living there now since that Malon, chick, needs someone to help her out."
" I have to, I feel responsible but really Malon's nice and all, but I don't really want to settle in a place where people need me. It means I can't go on my adventures and I love my adventures."
" Are you saying that you don't like Malon, in a sexual kind of way?"
"I'm not saying that I'm just saying I don't want to settle."
" Ok, you go in get frisky." Michael laughed after saying that.
" Don't worry I will! Just kidding."
"Why are you kidding?"
" I couldn't give Malon the possibility of getting pregnant when I wouldn't be there if I had to go on one of my adventures."
"Well, see ya around, man."
" Bye, Michael" Link crossed the bridge into the town and went to the local milk bar. He sold the milk for 1,000 rupees to the bar and hoped this was enough to help buy everything the ranch needed. As he walked outside and started walking towards his cart, a castle messenger slammed into him. After picking the guy up and brushing him off a little the guy was relived about something.
"Oh, master Link, this makes my job easier. I was sent to tell you the castle needed you to give your report." The guy said.
"OK, but you still have to go as far though. I need you to go tell Malon that I'm going to be a little later than planned. Take my cart and horse with you."
"Ummmm. Ok, I guess." The guy ran off after that.
After that Link made his way to the castle, showed the guards his badge and made his way to the castle. After entering, one of the handmaidens guided Link to the throne room.( Link still couldn't remember how to get there.) Soon they made their way to the room where Zelda awaited. When he walked in he saw the head soldiers in there too (Marns, Shalton, and Mercule).
"Hello, your majesty" Link said, saying the last park in a mocking tone.
"Hello, Link!" Princess Zelda shouted.
Link quickly waved to the head soldiers and they returned the favor.
"Ok, now that master Link is here we can start the report." The tunic man, Link had now figured out was Zelda's aide.
"You can start first, Marns." Zelda said politely but it was evident that she was going to be bored as hell.
Marns started to tell what he knew of the battle. Then, it was Mercule's turn and he spoke of what he knew. Then, Shalton told of his tale of what he knew.
"Link its your turn now." Zelda said in a tone that showed she was bored because the soldiers didn't know how to tell a story in a interesting way.
Kawwwww!!!Shooooooo!!! That was the only thing heard as Link slept from of his boredom.
"Link!!!!!!!!" Zelda shouted to get Link to wake up.
"What!?!?!" Link shouted waking up rudely.
"It's your turn to tell your story."
"Ok, this is how it happened.......then we charged into Lon Lon........a giant ear appeared!.......I had to crawl up the leg.....the figure shot light arrows at it.....then it was dead!" Link said making the story a lot more exciting than when other people said it.
"Thank-you please wait in the hall, until Princess Zelda is done sorting the facts." The group walked outside and talked about the hooded figure mostly. They all wondered who it was and wondered how powerful they were. Many of them thought that they were so much stronger than him. Link being modest and fearing the worst said nothing about being able to beat him.
"You can come back in now, the Princess is ready to talk again." The tunic aide
told the group.
They walked back into the throne room and got ready to answer the questions Princess Zelda had. Most of the questions were easy to answer and were just things that needed more description but she did ask some interesting questions.
" So, who is this hooded figure?" Zelda asked
"We don't know they didn't reveal themselves." Link said
" Well, where did they go to?"
"They jumped down a cliff near Kakoriko Village."
" How come nobody pursued the figure?" She asked a little angry.
"We didn't think of it and we were all tired."
"Ok, I have a feeling we'll meet this person again. You can leave now. Not you Link, I need to talk to you." Zelda said
" Good-bye, Princess." The people in the group said leaving Zelda, Link, and Zelda's aide.
" Ummm....can you see our guests out?" Zelda asked directing her attention to her aide.
"Yes, right away, Princess."
"Finally, I thought we'd never get to talk in private." Zelda said
" Yeah"
" I don't know how much more of talking to all these people I can take. Everyone wants something, some want money because they lost someone in the battle others want something special for doing a heroic act during the battle. That's what I like about you Link you never want anything for helping in a battle."
"Well, I just feel like its my job."
"See what I mean you don't want a thing."
"I've just realized we've been thinking so much about the hooded figure we forgot about why the hell the wolfos attacked in the first place."
"Link, let's talk about this later. I just want to stop thinking about the battle and politics. I just want to do something normal for a change."
"Well, maybe we could..."
Pshhhhhhh. The glass on the window shattered as two weird, big bird/ skeletons flew in. It kind of looked like a flying dinosaur without scales and was just a skeleton.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" Zelda screeched as she jumped down to Link just barely escaping being sliced by the flying skeleton's sharp claws and beak. Link grabbed Zelda, lifted her above his head and ran out into the hallway the door closing as the skeletons tried to go through it, he dropped Zelda carefully. The claws and the beaks of the monsters came through the door.
"Keep running!" Link shouted to Zelda. The monsters clawed through the door and tried to get at Link. He slashed at one of the creatures and its wing came off but then grew back! He slashed at the other creature furiously and it jumbled up into a billion pieces but came back together. With an idea he had them follow him as he ran to a courtyard and jumped into a fountain of water they followed him in, he jumped out. He shot two ice arrows, one at each monster and they froze because of the water that was dripping off them. Link then shot a fire arrow at each of the monsters and they melted into a puddle.
"Link!" Zelda shouted as she ran out into the courtyard.
"That was weird." Link said to her after he had run over to her.
"I know, but all this makes me think. Who is the hooded figure and does he tie in with the attacks?"
"Something weird is going on and I think someone wants us dead. Who knows who the hooded figure is, all I know is something weird is going on and I want to figure out what it is."
"Who do you think is making all this weird stuff happen?"
"I have no clue but I bet in some way the figure has something to do with all of this."
"So, what are we going to do about it?"
" I think I should try to find out more about him."
"How are you going to do that?"
" By waiting for him to come to me."
" What makes you think he'll come to you?"
"Call it a hunch."
"Where'd you get that hunch from?"
"There!" Link shouted as he pointed up and behind him where a hooded head poked over the roof of the castle. The figure stood up and did a back flip off the roof and to the front of the castle. Link jumped off the wall onto a tarp that he bounced off of onto the roof. Running to the top he jumped off and chased after the hooded figure running into castle town. Link came into the town and looked around for the figure, then when he looked toward a booth he noticed a long shadow on the ground. He turned around and noticed the figure on the roof he took out his arrows and shot a arrow at the figure causing him to lose his balance and fall into a booth tarp and got wrapped up in it. Link ran over to it and was about to get him out and trap him but he threw a deku nut on the ground causing a blinding flash. When the flash went away the figure was gone. Zelda and four gaurds ran out into the town.
"Link, did you get him?"
"No, he threw a deku nut and ran off."
"So, much for your little hunch."
"I wouldn't say that he'll be back."
"Whatever, Link."
"Seriously!"
"Goodbye, Link" Link went back to Lon Lon Ranch and just thought for a while. He talked to Malon for a while and they decided they should go to sleep to get ready for the next day. That night all Link dreamed about was finding out who the hooded figure is.
Ragu2: So, how'd you like it?
Link: It was ok.....
Ragu2: Shut up!!!!! Your supposed to think its perfect!!!!
Link: Uh, sorry?
Ragu2: You should be!
Link: Ok....
Ragu2: Just kidding! You thought I was actually mad didn't you?
Link: Uh, yeah, actually.
Ragu2: Yeah.
Link: So, am I going to get it on?
Ragu2: Maybe later, but with who I haven't decided.
Link:............
Ragu2:............
Link:........... now what?
Ragu2: Well, bye then!
Link: What he said!
Ragu2: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!
Link: Yeah
Ragu2: Oh, ok well let's get started.
* Hooded figure comes and stares at them*
Link: What's he doing here?
Ragu2: He's here for when I reveal him next chapter.
Link: Then why the hell is he here now?
Ragu2: I don't know, yo hooded figure go away.
*Hooded figure runs away*
Link: Well that was kind of rude.
Ragu2: Get over it.
Link: Ok
Ragu2: Wanna start this now?
Link: No, let's talk for an hour.
Ragu2: How about.....NO!!!!
Link: Whatever dip shit.
Last time: Link and soldier's killed a heck of a lot of wolfos. Some wolfos attacked Lon Lon Ranch, Ingo and Talon died. A huge wolfo attacked Link and he tried to stand up to it but he was no match. A hooded figure appeared and helped Link attack the beast. Link stroke the final blow on the beast and the battle was over.
Hyrulian War
Battle's Over! Now What?
3 days after the battle
"Thank-you so much Link, for staying with me since my Dad and Ingo died." Malon said
"Oh, it's no problem, Malon" Link replied
" I ordered to get another bed for this place, Link"
"You do remember that I won't be here forever right?"
"Well, you never know you might find you like this place better than you think."
"Maybe, but I doubt it."
" You'll see!"
" Ok, well I better do some work around here that is why I'm here"
" Ok, I'll be out to help once I change my clothes." She was wearing a night gown type thing.
Link went downstairs and threw chicken feed around the chickens going wild. He then went to the stable and fed the cows their feed. When he came outside he saw Malon brushing the horses. He went and put horse feed in a container under a lean-to. He walked over to Malon to tell her he was going to deliver their milk to the market town. He went to the stable and got the milk containers in their wooden boxes. He put them on a cart that he attached to Epona, who wasn't very happy about being attached to something. He rode to the entrance of castle town and unloaded the cart and walked over to Michael to talk.
"Link, I never got to talk to you after the wolfo battle." Michael said.
" You didn't? I thought everyone got to talk to me. I was so busy talking to all these people wanting to know how I beat the giant wolfo." Link replied
"Yeah, what about that hooded guy? Do you know who he is?"
" No clue, but I might find out soon I have to give my status report to Princess
Zelda at the castle at some point but they haven't told me when yet."
" Oh, ok. They already asked me of the things I know about what happened. Right now they're trying to find out who was killed in the battle. So far there has only been about 60 or so but its only been 3 days."
" Maybe I should go to the castle and give them my report."
" I wouldn't do that they're already booked with people who want to give reports and people whose family died."
" Ok, well I better go sell this milk, it's the only thing that keeps the farm going."
" Oh, yeah, your living there now since that Malon, chick, needs someone to help her out."
" I have to, I feel responsible but really Malon's nice and all, but I don't really want to settle in a place where people need me. It means I can't go on my adventures and I love my adventures."
" Are you saying that you don't like Malon, in a sexual kind of way?"
"I'm not saying that I'm just saying I don't want to settle."
" Ok, you go in get frisky." Michael laughed after saying that.
" Don't worry I will! Just kidding."
"Why are you kidding?"
" I couldn't give Malon the possibility of getting pregnant when I wouldn't be there if I had to go on one of my adventures."
"Well, see ya around, man."
" Bye, Michael" Link crossed the bridge into the town and went to the local milk bar. He sold the milk for 1,000 rupees to the bar and hoped this was enough to help buy everything the ranch needed. As he walked outside and started walking towards his cart, a castle messenger slammed into him. After picking the guy up and brushing him off a little the guy was relived about something.
"Oh, master Link, this makes my job easier. I was sent to tell you the castle needed you to give your report." The guy said.
"OK, but you still have to go as far though. I need you to go tell Malon that I'm going to be a little later than planned. Take my cart and horse with you."
"Ummmm. Ok, I guess." The guy ran off after that.
After that Link made his way to the castle, showed the guards his badge and made his way to the castle. After entering, one of the handmaidens guided Link to the throne room.( Link still couldn't remember how to get there.) Soon they made their way to the room where Zelda awaited. When he walked in he saw the head soldiers in there too (Marns, Shalton, and Mercule).
"Hello, your majesty" Link said, saying the last park in a mocking tone.
"Hello, Link!" Princess Zelda shouted.
Link quickly waved to the head soldiers and they returned the favor.
"Ok, now that master Link is here we can start the report." The tunic man, Link had now figured out was Zelda's aide.
"You can start first, Marns." Zelda said politely but it was evident that she was going to be bored as hell.
Marns started to tell what he knew of the battle. Then, it was Mercule's turn and he spoke of what he knew. Then, Shalton told of his tale of what he knew.
"Link its your turn now." Zelda said in a tone that showed she was bored because the soldiers didn't know how to tell a story in a interesting way.
Kawwwww!!!Shooooooo!!! That was the only thing heard as Link slept from of his boredom.
"Link!!!!!!!!" Zelda shouted to get Link to wake up.
"What!?!?!" Link shouted waking up rudely.
"It's your turn to tell your story."
"Ok, this is how it happened.......then we charged into Lon Lon........a giant ear appeared!.......I had to crawl up the leg.....the figure shot light arrows at it.....then it was dead!" Link said making the story a lot more exciting than when other people said it.
"Thank-you please wait in the hall, until Princess Zelda is done sorting the facts." The group walked outside and talked about the hooded figure mostly. They all wondered who it was and wondered how powerful they were. Many of them thought that they were so much stronger than him. Link being modest and fearing the worst said nothing about being able to beat him.
"You can come back in now, the Princess is ready to talk again." The tunic aide
told the group.
They walked back into the throne room and got ready to answer the questions Princess Zelda had. Most of the questions were easy to answer and were just things that needed more description but she did ask some interesting questions.
" So, who is this hooded figure?" Zelda asked
"We don't know they didn't reveal themselves." Link said
" Well, where did they go to?"
"They jumped down a cliff near Kakoriko Village."
" How come nobody pursued the figure?" She asked a little angry.
"We didn't think of it and we were all tired."
"Ok, I have a feeling we'll meet this person again. You can leave now. Not you Link, I need to talk to you." Zelda said
" Good-bye, Princess." The people in the group said leaving Zelda, Link, and Zelda's aide.
" Ummm....can you see our guests out?" Zelda asked directing her attention to her aide.
"Yes, right away, Princess."
"Finally, I thought we'd never get to talk in private." Zelda said
" Yeah"
" I don't know how much more of talking to all these people I can take. Everyone wants something, some want money because they lost someone in the battle others want something special for doing a heroic act during the battle. That's what I like about you Link you never want anything for helping in a battle."
"Well, I just feel like its my job."
"See what I mean you don't want a thing."
"I've just realized we've been thinking so much about the hooded figure we forgot about why the hell the wolfos attacked in the first place."
"Link, let's talk about this later. I just want to stop thinking about the battle and politics. I just want to do something normal for a change."
"Well, maybe we could..."
Pshhhhhhh. The glass on the window shattered as two weird, big bird/ skeletons flew in. It kind of looked like a flying dinosaur without scales and was just a skeleton.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" Zelda screeched as she jumped down to Link just barely escaping being sliced by the flying skeleton's sharp claws and beak. Link grabbed Zelda, lifted her above his head and ran out into the hallway the door closing as the skeletons tried to go through it, he dropped Zelda carefully. The claws and the beaks of the monsters came through the door.
"Keep running!" Link shouted to Zelda. The monsters clawed through the door and tried to get at Link. He slashed at one of the creatures and its wing came off but then grew back! He slashed at the other creature furiously and it jumbled up into a billion pieces but came back together. With an idea he had them follow him as he ran to a courtyard and jumped into a fountain of water they followed him in, he jumped out. He shot two ice arrows, one at each monster and they froze because of the water that was dripping off them. Link then shot a fire arrow at each of the monsters and they melted into a puddle.
"Link!" Zelda shouted as she ran out into the courtyard.
"That was weird." Link said to her after he had run over to her.
"I know, but all this makes me think. Who is the hooded figure and does he tie in with the attacks?"
"Something weird is going on and I think someone wants us dead. Who knows who the hooded figure is, all I know is something weird is going on and I want to figure out what it is."
"Who do you think is making all this weird stuff happen?"
"I have no clue but I bet in some way the figure has something to do with all of this."
"So, what are we going to do about it?"
" I think I should try to find out more about him."
"How are you going to do that?"
" By waiting for him to come to me."
" What makes you think he'll come to you?"
"Call it a hunch."
"Where'd you get that hunch from?"
"There!" Link shouted as he pointed up and behind him where a hooded head poked over the roof of the castle. The figure stood up and did a back flip off the roof and to the front of the castle. Link jumped off the wall onto a tarp that he bounced off of onto the roof. Running to the top he jumped off and chased after the hooded figure running into castle town. Link came into the town and looked around for the figure, then when he looked toward a booth he noticed a long shadow on the ground. He turned around and noticed the figure on the roof he took out his arrows and shot a arrow at the figure causing him to lose his balance and fall into a booth tarp and got wrapped up in it. Link ran over to it and was about to get him out and trap him but he threw a deku nut on the ground causing a blinding flash. When the flash went away the figure was gone. Zelda and four gaurds ran out into the town.
"Link, did you get him?"
"No, he threw a deku nut and ran off."
"So, much for your little hunch."
"I wouldn't say that he'll be back."
"Whatever, Link."
"Seriously!"
"Goodbye, Link" Link went back to Lon Lon Ranch and just thought for a while. He talked to Malon for a while and they decided they should go to sleep to get ready for the next day. That night all Link dreamed about was finding out who the hooded figure is.
Ragu2: So, how'd you like it?
Link: It was ok.....
Ragu2: Shut up!!!!! Your supposed to think its perfect!!!!
Link: Uh, sorry?
Ragu2: You should be!
Link: Ok....
Ragu2: Just kidding! You thought I was actually mad didn't you?
Link: Uh, yeah, actually.
Ragu2: Yeah.
Link: So, am I going to get it on?
Ragu2: Maybe later, but with who I haven't decided.
Link:............
Ragu2:............
Link:........... now what?
Ragu2: Well, bye then!
Link: What he said!
Ragu2: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!