Authors Note: My previous account on this site was Ms Valgaav, but I commenly addressed myself as Rani. You may know me from Deap Sea Dolphin's fic, "What if the Slayers could email each other?" where she mentioned me in chapter 11. I sincerely didn't mean to "steal" her work. When I first signed up for this site, I thought it asked for the url of my favorite story, so I chose that one, since Deap Sea Dolphin is my favorite fan fic writer.
Disclaimer:
I donnot own any of the Slayers.
[Cheesy Nonsense]
On the way to Filia's Antique shop
"Ugh, when are we going to get there, Lina? I'm sooo hungry..." Goury's stomach rumbled as he and Lina made their way through a busy town. "Can't we just take a quick stop and get something to eat?"
"No Goury," replied Lina, dodging a horse-drawn carriage. "As much as I love food, we promised Filia thatwe would be there as soon as we could. She said something awful happened at her shop. I sure hope she's okay. She IS the one who pays for our food most of the time after all!".
Goury put on his "thinking" face, supposedly trying to picture what happened to Filia that was so bad that it was keeping Lina away from food, when suddenly they heard a loud crashing noise, and screaming comming up ahead. "Filia!!!" yelled Lina, and her and Goury dashed forward to find Filia, with her tail sticking completely horrizontally out of her dress, and bradishing her mace at an un-known target.
"I'LL GET YOU, YOU ROTTEN NAMAGOMI!!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN, BUT I KNOW YOU, YOU CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM TORMENTING ME FOR LONG! JUST YOU WAIT!!!!". All the towns people were staring at the priestess, and pointing at her tail. "You think they would get used to her tail by now, since she has a shop right here..." Goury said aloud. Lina ignored him, and ran over to Filia. "Filia! What happened?! Don't tell me Xellos was here again... Because if HE was the one resposible for keeping me away from my food...." She possitioned her hands ready for a Dragon Slave, barring her fangs.
"Miss Lina!" Came a familiar voice from behind Lina. "You weren't thinking of Dragon Slaving this whole town were you??! That would be unjust, and I will not allow it!!!"
"AMELIA?!" Lina jumped a foot in the air as she heard Amelia's high voice. "What on earth are YOU doing here?"
"Me and Mister Zelgadis came to visit Filia, after recieving her call for help. I see she called you too, but I don't know why she would, since you just plan on destroying all of this town, including her antique shop!"
"It's already ruined..." Filia was on the ground, her big blue eyes were filled with tears as she spoke.
"That evil mazoku came and... and..." Flames were now in her eyes, just at the throught of that 'Namagomi'. "AND HE DESTROYED MY SHOP!!!! All of the antiques are smashed and broken, and the whole place is a dissaster!!!" She put her head in her hands, and sobbed. Amelia emediatly jumped onto the highest building in sight, and took a dramatic pose. "How dare Mister Xellos destroy your shop for no reason! Because he did this, I must reffer to him as possotively evil! In the name of Justice and Love, I, Amelia, will punish him!"
Lina, who was ready to give Amelia a good fireball, since she hated her justice speaches, noticed something."Hey," she said looking around, "You mentioned you came with Zel. Well, where is he?". Amelia giggled, "Oh, don't worry about Mister Zelgadis, he was just going to check if there were any hotels with available rooms. Lately, there have been so many people in this town, so it is surprising that Xellos would do such a thing in a crowd such as this."
"My my Filia, why are you so sad?" Xellos appearred sitting on a tree branch above the Golden Dragon.
"WHAT?!" Filia emediatly forgot that she was crying, and lifted up har skirt to retrieve her mace, carefull not to expose her undergarments, and took a wild swing at Xellos, who quickly moved out of the way. "XELLOS! GET BACK HERE! YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHY I AM MAD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE SUCH A COWERD!!" Again she tried to clobber him, but was unsuccessful. "Ohhhhh... So Golden Dragons like to punish innoccent people by trying to smash them into tiny pieces?" He sneared. This only made Filia even more angry, "INNOCCENT?! Like HELL you are innoccent, you distroyed my entire SHOP!"
"Watch your language Filia, it may get you into some trouble.." He shook a gloved finger in her face, and smiled, "But luckily I am in a good mood, so I will spare your life." He said in a casual tone. "But, I must go now. I have... Important duties..." He opened his eyes slightly, and smirked. Then suddenly, he was gone.
"I'll get you Xellos..." Said Filia, in a strangely quiet voice, "Just you wait..."
"Ahh..." Lina patted her stomach as she sat back in her chair. They had finally caught up to Zelgadis, who had found a decent motel with 3 rooms. 3 rooms with one king size bed each, that is. "This is the life, 'eh goury?"
"Mm hmm!" approved Goury, putting his arms behind his head, "Say, where are we all going to sleep tonight?"
"Ehehehe..." Lina rubbed the back of her head, "There are three rooms, with one big bed each..." Everyone stared at eachother, Zelgadis blushing slightly.
"I suppose we will all just have to be room mates..." said Amelia, going rather red in the face herself.
"Oh.. Do you mind if I have my own room?" asked Filia, looking down slightly.
"And why do YOU get to have your own room?!" Demanded Lina, whos good mood that came with a full stomach, had suddenly vanished.
"Well.. You see, every night before rest, Golden Dragons do a little cermony, to thank the Fire Dragon King for protecting us everyday." She smiled, and clapped her hands together, "SO I feal that it would be very disturbing to a room mate, having a cermony going on."
Lina rased her eyebrow, "Oh whatever. Then that leaves me, Amelia, Goury and Zelgadis to decide for room mates." She looked at them all, and suddenly got an evil grin on her face, "Well," she said in such a voice, that sent shivers down Amelia's spine, "I know how much Amelia and Zel have waited for a perfect oppertunity -cough- I mean, I am sure it is in everyone's best interests, that me and Goury share rooms tonight, since he would probably get lost without me anyway."
"Huh?" Goury looked over puzzled, "Whats going on?"
Amelia blushed harder, "O-Okay... come on Mister Zelgadis, lets go see how big the room is." She said, stumbling out of her chair, and grabbing Zel's arm. Zelgadis grumbled at Lina, and walked down the hallway and up the stairs, torwards their room.
"Lets go Goury," Said Lina, still a hint of evilness in her voice, "We will leave Filia to herself." And they walked off.
Filia sighed, and got up from her chair. 'It'samazing how dark Lina can act... She would make a pretty good Mazoku.' She thought, but was suddenly reminded of Xellos, and flames burned in her eyes, "When I get my hands on that Namagomi... I will do something to take him off guard, anything!" She stomped up to her room, opened the door, and slammed it behind her. She looked around the room, and noticed something strange; A lump in the bed. A big lump, like a body... A body under the covers. She gasped, as the sheets moved, to reveal a head. Covered with purple hair.
The Feline Mazoku: Thus ends our first chapter of Cheesy Nonsense! I hope you all enjoyed it, and please remember to r/r it! I really would appritiate it! I am planning to write the next chapter very soon, but could use some ideas, and am looking for suggestions! Again, I hope you all liked it :) This was my first fic... Tah-Tah .