Authors Note: Oops, I forgot to spell-check the last chapter. Sorry about that! But don't worry, this one will be spell checked, and ready to go! Find out what the purple haired Mazoku was doing in Filia's bed, and what exactly everyone else is doing in their rooms together. Keep reading

Disclaimer: I donnot own any of The Slayers. Too bad, if I did, I would see to it that Valgaav didn't die to Lina Inverse!!! -Kills Lina- Ehehehe rubs back of head on with the story.


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-In Filia's bedroom-

Filia held her breath as the purple head emerged from the blankets, and stood where she was, unable to move a step. Suddenly, the sheets errupted, revealing a pleased Xellos, in green boxers with baby Golden Dragons all over them. Filia gasped, "X-Xellos?!" She said, then noticing his boxers, she blushed furiously, "Hah! You're wearing clothes with Golden Dragons on them?? Oooh, some strong, tough mazoku you are!" She said, gleeming at the sight of him loosing his cheerfulness.
"Oh, you're one to talk, Filia," He said, slowly getting off the bed, and taking a step torwards her, "You havn't even pulled out your mace yet, even at the sight of a Mazoku in your bed!" He smirked at her reaction, and took another step torwards her.

Filia's eyes widened with fear, why hadn't she started beating him to a lifeless pulp? Why was he in her room? AND WHY THE HELL DID HE HAVE GOLDEN DRAGONS ON HIS BOXERS?!

"Answer me Filia." Said Xellos, only feet from her, "Tell me why you havn't started to hurt me?"
"I...Because I was shocked, you rotten namagomi!" She whipped out her mace, and held it inches away form his nose. "What are you doing here, Xellos?! If you want to get hurt, then let me tell you, I will be glad to do the job!" Smiling evily, she took a wild swing at Xellos's head, only causing her mace to smash into the wall, due to him dissappearing just in time. Her giant steel mace was lodged in the wall, when Xellos reappeared behind her, grabbing her by the waist.


"This room isn't that large, is it..." Amelia and Zelgadis walked into their room, and stared at the contents.
"Well I wasn't expecting much," Replied Zelgadis, closing the door and walking over to the bed. "Looks clean though."

The room was fairly small, and covered wall to wall in bookshelfs, cluttered with books and nik-naks, and many different sized chairs. It looked as though the only clean place was the bed, which had mlik white sheets, ladened with a lavendar quilt.
"Well... I'm tired, shall we go to bed?" Asked Amelia, opening a window to let in some fresh air.
"I.. Uhm... What do you... Uhh, Okay." Zelgadis blushed and stumbled in his words. 'Amelia didn't mean it the way it sounded, did she? She couldn't possibly want us to sleep together or anything... Right?' Zelgadis ignored his thoughts, and shook his head as Amelia looked at him quizically, "Uhh, Yeah, I'm tired too. Lets just get some rest." He emediatly slid into a side of the bed, without taking any of his regular clothes off, and crammed himself against the wall. Amelia, still looking a little woried, walked into the bathroom that was connected to the room, and changed into her night gown. She soon reappeared wearing a fluffy sea-green gown, with dark green lace around the edges, and got into the bed. As she relaxed her body against the mattress, she looked over at Zelgadis, who was starring at the ceiling. "You know Mister Zelgadis..." She said, blushing slightly, "I-I've never... Slept with a man before..." He turned his head to look at her. Their eyes met, and were unable to move, as if transfixed. Suddenly, Amelia was alot closer than Zel had remembered, so close that she was only inches away...


"So this is the room, eh?" Lina mused, kicking off her shoes, and turning to lay down on the bed next to Goury. "Seems pretty simplicit to me."
"Uhh Lina, what does 'simplicit' mean?"
Lina tried to controll herself, as a sweatdrop appeared on her forehead, "Jelly firsh brain!" she said rolling her eyes and bonking him on the head.
"Owww... What'd I do, Lina??" He complained, rubbing the spot on his head where she hit him.
"Do everyone a favor Goury, and don't ask questions."
"Why not, Lina?" He asked, confused (as always).
"FIRE BALL!"
Filia's scream was muffled by Xellos's hand, which he put in front of her mouth, apparently seeing her yell comming.
"Wha-What do you think you are doing, Xellos?!" She demanded, pulling his hand away from her mouth, and trying to fre herself from his grip.She was terrified of the Mazoku's actions to hold onto her, and quickly tried praying to the Fire Dragon King to save her, but the places where Xellos's hands were roaming, were too distracting.
"Oh Filia, don't tell me that priestess' of the Fire Dragon King can't have a little fun now and then." He said, slipping off her cape, and watching it drop to the floor in a heap.

"How dare you touch me, you Mazoku!!!" She managed to pull herself away from him, and whip out her mace. "How dare you even think of comming to my room! Now get OUT before I have to show you REAL pain!!!"
"Filia..." He said, leaning on his staff that suddenly appeared in his right hand, "If you want me to leave forever, I can, and will."
Filia was shocked at what the Mazoku just said. 'Did he really mean it? Would he REALLY stay away from me forever...? Well, that wouldn't be very fun, he makes the excitement of each day! Huh? Where did THAT come from?! I hate him, he is a Mazoku, how could I ever degrade myself to want to be in his comany?!' "You will??" Asked Filia, excitedly, trying to ignore her thoughts. As far as she was concerned, life would be much better without a baka namagomi to disturb her. Why, she could have that wonderful afternoon that she always wanted, jsut sipping tea and gazing at the clouds. Ahh....
"Of course I would! Anything for you.." He said, with his annoying grin. "If that is really what you want..."
"Of course it is!" She said, resisting the urge to roll her eyes. But then she paused. What was he saying? Was he trying to trick her somehow? And... And what if.. WHAT IF MAZOKUS COULD READ MINDS!!!! She had never thought of that before! She hated to admit it, but sometimes she couldn't help thinking about what it would be like if Xellos kissed her... 'Ohhh...! That rotten namagomi! What is he trying to do??' "I.. Think..." She added, with a very small voice.


The Feline Mazoku: Ok, that's all for today! Sorry the story was short, but I want to save the best stuff for next chapter. And sorry to those who dont like rather gushy fan fics. I promise you that it will be really funny next chapter. Thanks for reading, and please PLEASE review! Just click that little button below this that says 'go', and submit your comments and suggestions! Tah-Tah!