Misato and shinji sat on the couch watching TV. "I'm home!!" Asuka said walking through the door. (crickets) "WHAT! Old Star trek why are you watching this crap?" she asked falling onto the couch.(crickets) "Mwahahahaahahahahahaha!" cried the villain on the TV set turning around. "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!?" they cried staring at the villain. There on the TV was Penpen. "is that .... Penpen" Asuka murmured. "I think it is" Shinji replied. Penpen walked lazily into the room dressed as Spock. "What?" he said in penguin. "My god!!!" Misato replied dressed as Christine Chapel. "MISATO YOU TOO!!!!!?" Shinji cried now dressed as Checov. "What's happening!!!?" Asuka cried dressed as Uhura. "Yo!" Kaji said walking into the room dressed as Sulu along with Fuyutsuki dressed as Dr. Mccoy. "Gah!!!!!" Asuka cried. They were quickly followed by Gendo dressed as Scotty and Rei dressed as captain Kirk. Sora from .Hacksign came in and they did a kick line. Evy-Kun and Pippin-chan jumped into the room "Frank N. Furter its all over your mission is a failure your lifestyles to extreme. I'm your new commander you now are my prisoner we return to transylvania prepare the transit beam!!!!!!!" Pippin-chan sang. Asuka and Shinji made out in the corner and Evy-Kun strummed his banjo. Rei glomped him "Guys with Banjos get chicks!!" Pippin-chan said. "Now come Sora!" she said beckoning him. Sora and Pippin-chan made out for a while (2 hours later). "Now come Penpen to our lair of darkness ..... and cheese fries!!!" Penpen wobbled to them. "I don't get it" said Gendo "Girls cant write weird fics like this!!". Pippin turned red with anger 'THAT'S SEXISM GET'UM SORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sora player-killed Gendo. "Good-bye my friends!" Pippin said leaving. Fuyustuki strummed a banjo and Ritsuko glomped him........ and Penpen ate some cheese fries.
The end