Double Take

Chapter 2: The Mall Chronicles


Note: Sorry I never updated this from the first chapter. I started other stories and then forgot about this one I guess. Thanks for those who reviewed the first chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing or any other copyrighted/trademarked things like that or stores I may mention.


~Inside the mall


"So Integra," said Seras "What do you want to brows at."

"I don't know."

"Um. How bout that one over there. It has some nice clothes I think you'll like."

So Integra and Seras walked into the store and began looking around. Seras went off on her own and Integra went her own way as well. Integra spotted a tight fitting leather-like dress. It was black and cut mid thigh, it had spaghetti straps and was very low cut.

"Integra?" asked Seras seeing what Integra was looking at

"What?"

"You wear things like that?"

"Is there a problem?"

"No, I just had no idea. I mean, I just see you in that suit and..."

"To ad to the list of things I do have that you have no idea about, I DO have a feminine side."

"I-I didn't mean it like that."

"Mind your business."

Integra seemed to be getting more different than Seras thought by the minute. Who would have thought. Seras suspected that maybe there was someone she wanted to impress. She couldn't help it that she wanted to know. She resumed looking at the clothing, but finding nothing. On the other hand, Integra was holding that dress, and a zip up t-shirt. It was all too strange. Before she knew it, Integra had tried it all on and went to pay for it with her credit card.

"Lets go." Integra called

"So, where to next."

"How about we go to Victoria's Secret over there."

Did Seras just hear her right?! There was no way. Integra Hellsing and a store like that. Somehow it was... Seras was just dumbfounded. Integra was taking bras and lingerie off racks and piling them in her arms.

"INTEGRA YOU WEAR THONGS!"

"Do you have to let everyone know? What's so bad. I don't want a panty line and I like to wear them. I like things like this, you act as if I cant or something."

"Like I said, you really don't appear this kind of person."

"That would be because first of all there is no need to prove to anyone. The fact that I can't have men gawking at me all the time and not paying attention or respect." She explained, still picking out some things.

"Well, what sizes do you wear?" Seras smiled

"Must you know?"

"Come on, we're both girl here."

"38C and small everything else."

"NO WAY!"

"I know, you saw that thing I wear under my suit when Camilla attacked me that day. It was actually a day where I hadn't done my laundry in a while and that was really all that was left. Otherwise this is what I wear."

"Your serious?" Seras had one of those comical looks on her face feeling stupid with a pulsating vein on her head

"So, do you think I should take the red set or the black in this style?"

Seras didn't say a thing. She walked to the rest room across the mall hallway outside of the store. She splashed water on her face trying to fathom all of it. It was just insane.

~How is this all? Sir Integra and all of this stuff? I cant take it any more. She's picking out things that I wouldn't even wear. If I didn't know, I'd think she's a hoe or something. My God!~ thought Seras. Then Integra appeared with 2 more bags.

"Are you alright?"

"Yeah, I'll be ok."

"I'm gonna go get a pretzel. Want anything?"

"NO! I mean..no, no thank you. I'm fine. Really."

"Alright."

While Integra was standing in front of the pretzel stand on the line, a charming man exchanged a smile at her. Integra blushed a small bit and looked off into the distance. Then she felt a smack on her 'backside'.

"Excuse me?"she said quite coldly

"What?' the man smiled

"What do you think your doing? Do you know who I am?"

"Not really, but I do know your one hot babe."

"Oh really. Did you ever hear of the Hellsing organization?"

"Yeah."

"The leader, Integra Windgates Hellsing?"

"Yeah. Where are you getting at, sexy?"

Integra flashed her Hellsing ID at him with a smirk

"Oh. Well, nice to meet you Ms. Hellsing."

"Hmpf. Such arrogance."

Seras walked up not knowing what happened and stood next to Integra as she ordered her pretzel. She fished through her pocket and before she could get out the amount, that man was giving the pretzel to her. He had paid for it.

"Oh no. Don't think you are going to start flirting with me and get a date with me."

"Integra, what's going on?"

"Why don't you hit on Seras here. She's better looking than me."

"I want you."

"Leave Integra alone you scum!" Seras whacked him with her bag.


"Thanks." said Integra walking away with Seras off to the next store.

"No problems here. What a flake."

Integra giggled "He smacked me."

"Huh?"

"Yeah."

"How mean. And then he tried to get with you.?"

"No..."

"HE SMACKED YOUR BUTT!"

"Do you always have to yell!"

"Eh, sorry....geese, what a jerk."

"He was kind of cute. I defiantly wouldn't have gone out with him the way he pressed himself."

"I guess he was." they both laughed

So the 2 went all around the mall some more. Integra kept on surprising Seras with more of her feminine tastes in clothing. Seras ended up with a few pairs of pants while Integra came back with a ton of clothes.

"How did it go?" asked Alucard as he appeared in Integra's room while she was putting her new things away.

"Pretty good. Seras was very load at times, but I guess she was ok. I'm glad I went."

"Good. So am I. Did she find out about your boyfriend?"

"No..."

"Oh?"

"There was no point. She'll never meet him."

"True. Well, Master, I hope you get a good nights sleep, I think tomorrow you'll do some fun things as well. You have nothing to do then."

"I suppose."


Note: I know it came out crappy, you don't have to flame me about it.