Double Take
Chapter 3: Play Me
~Iscariot HQ (takes place while/after Integra and Seras were at the mall)
*tap, tap, tap, tap, tap...*
"Ah, damn. Alright, you win Paladin Alexander. I surrender. I really can't defeat you. You are better than me." said Alucard
"So I am. You were all talk again vampire!" Anderson laughed
"You defiantly put of an amazing fight. I can't believe I lost to a human."
"Well, Soul Calibur 2 was supposed to be a hard game, I guess you just found out."
"I had no idea video games were so hard. And I lost to a human player, not even the computer."
"Play Again?"
"This time, I'm Seung Mina."
"No you aren't. She's my character!"
"Fine, than let me have Raphael."
"No."
"Come on!"
"Fine!"
"I'm keeping Ivy."
"Fine."
~Idiot, he doesn't know he can be the same player as me if he changes the costume. Stupid undead.~
"Ready Judas Priest?"
"I'm gonna kick your dead a-"
"Paladin Alexander! You dare challenge my vampire to Soul Calibur 2! How dare you!"it was Integra, and wearing one of her new outfits. "Before you answer me, I also have something to say. The last chapter of this story, the author was badly flamed! It hurt her feelings and didn't want to hear that. If you don't like this, don't read it and don't review it. If the flames continue, one by one her stories will disappear. She tries her best and what more can u ask! That one who flamed anonymously, FUCK YOU!"
Alucard, Anderson & Enrico: YEAH!
"Anyways..." said Anderson "Come on Integra, its fun. Why don't you give it a try."
"I won't involve myself in such a thing."
"You can be Seung Mina."
"Ok."
When Hellsing and Iscariot join, video games. Its both their weakness. It gets boring playing against the same people in their own manors and homes. Fighting games and shooters, all on surround sound and with the most determination to win. Its not just a game when these organizations play against each other. When they can't get to each other, that's when online games come in. Headsets and all.
"DIE, DIE, DIE!!!!!!" yelled Integra
"I wont loose to you!"
"K.O.!!! WHAT NOW!!!!!"
"Go Master!!!!" Alucard cheered her on
"There's still one match left you Hellsing!"
"Not for long!!!"
"NO! This can't happen!!!!"
"YOU LOOSE! Game over Alexander Anderson."
"SHUT DOWN BY...... MY MASTER!!!"
Integra stood up and took a bow. She sat back down between Alucard and Anderson. She proud of her 2 flawless victories. She knew they had to go back to England but it was all too fun.
"Want to try me in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance?"
"I'll win this time."
"Whatever."
"Tell him, master."
"Shut up Alucard, I don't need a cheer leader."
And so the game began. And Integra won over and over. All flawless victories. Even Alucard couldn't beat her. Seras was missing out and staying in England. Hours went by and Integra still kept the same perfect status. Both the 2 guys on either side of her were sort of embarrassed that they couldn't get one hit in, not in any game.
"We have to get going. Nice playing you."
"Alright. But next time, I will defeat you!"
"Ok. Sure."
With that Alucard grabbed hold of Integra and stepped into a dark portal, leading back to the manor. Fast travel. Integra went in her room to read some magazines and relax.
~Back at Iscariot
"She beat you again?" said Maxwell
"I don't understand. And she took the side of the vampire. I thought she was having an affair with me."
"Uh..dude, no. She never was. It was with me. She always thought you were ugly and a fag."
"WHAT! You just wanna fight! She's my girl"
"You're a priest!"
"So! No ones perfect! At least I'm not the rapist kind!"
"Yeah ok, I bet you raped Integra!"
"NO! You can't rape the willing! She wanted me Enrico! "
A fist fight broke out. Out of no where, Anderson pulled out a bible and whacked Enrico over the head with it. Realizing it was the Bible, he got down on his knees, begging God for forgiveness. Then he punched Enrico again. Alucard decided to go over there to play some more games. He invited himself and went through his portal.
"Did I miss something?" he said upon entering
"You master cheated on you for me and Alex thinks she cheated on me for him!" yelled Enrico
"Both of you are wrong."
"Huh?"
"What are you saying?"
All of them had a seat on the couch.
"She doesn't want any of you. She wants me. Its just the fact that she wants me to be jealous and do her more."
"Yeah ok!" Enrico hissed
"She's still mine!" Said Anderson
"No mine!"Enrico fought back
"Lets play for her. Winner fights me." suggested Alucard
"Alright vampire."
"What game? Can we do Frogger?"asked Enrico
"NO!" both yelled at Enrico
"Ok, ok. Metal of Honor: Rising Sun."
"Your on!"
"Damn right."spat Alucard
~Fools. She has a boyfriend. I doubt she really was with any of them. They both lie so much. Or do they? I never have been with my own master. She'd banish me.~ thought Alucard
"I have won! Integra is mine." said Anderson
"Not just yet. You have to beat me remember?" Alucard smirked
"Well, lets get started..."
Enrico got up and left all unhappy and sad. She went to his room and took out of his draw a picture of Integra and hugged it.
"You loose." said Alucard as if he always beat Anderson which he never did. He went back through his portal laughing evilly
Anderson went in his room, opened his closet where a large picture of Integra was. With a lock of her hair in a little box, and her bracelet he pulled off her when he walked past her one day in a meeting.~SHE PLAYED ME!!!!!!! And not just in a game...~ he cried in his thoughts
"Where were you Alucard?" she asked
"Around. Doing business."
"Ok. I suggest you drink your blood packet."
"I will Master. Good night."
"Good night. And don't torment Iscariot if you don't have to... I know you went there."
"My apologies."
Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing, or its characters mentioned, I do not own any other video games and their characters that were mentioned
Note: I know this kinda sucked. I just wanted to somehow get Iscariot involved in this...I tried. Also my friend wanted me to write it like with the video games and stuff.
Like Integra stated in the story- I will start deleting stories if I keep getting flamed. And its supposed to be OOC, it's the point. Flaming hurts me. Please don't do that.