Double Take

Chapter 4: Can't Get Enough Of Your Love

Usual disclaimers apply.

The birds were chirping, the sky was clear, and it was a warm, beautiful spring morning. Alas, Sir Integra Windgates Hellsing awoke in a satin night dress. She stood up and opened her window and let the nice, fresh air inside. She knew as well she didn't have much to do. She went to the bathroom and brushed her teeth. She returned to her cozy bedroom, sat on her bed and called her boyfriend while brushing out her hair.

Then there was the wise-ass vampire, Alucard. He had on his sunglasses and snazzy hat protecting him from the sunlight. He walked around outside the manor. He picked a few pink flowers and listened in on his master's conversation. It seemed she ended the relationship. Alucard looked at the flowers and teleported to Integra's room up yonder.

"Master, I hate to see you have no man in your life anymore." he said calmly

"Oh suck it up." she said coldly

"Bitch."

"What did you say?"

"Here I got these for you." He handed her the pink blossoms.

"How nice, but did I not tell you to suck it up And don't suck up to me."

"Master..."

"Alright, I'll accept...Thank you. It was a nice gesture."

"Wanna go out with me?"

"No."

"Damn it!"

"I will not date a living corpse."

"I look pretty good for a living corpse. I'll always look this good, why don't you want a man that'll always be good looking and turn you on?"

"Because you're a corpse."

"You are so ungrateful."

"Okay." she smirked "Tell it to someone who cares."

Once again he disappeared and went back outside. Everything he did he knew she wouldn't love a corpse. Oh well. It was fun trying. He did have more fun than that when night fell. Down stairs in the dungeons and his room. Farther back, there was a huge room. Empty...until he found it. Alucard turned it into something very interesting. Something none of you could ever imagine.

Seras skipped throughout the flower beds smelling the nice air and happy as can be. Joyfully in bliss she had her fun in the sun. Waiting for summer she made the best of these spring days. Not a care in the world she walked around and did absolutely nothing.

Integra finished her shower and dressed herself in low rise blue jeans and a cute baby blue shirt with fish net flowing sleeves. Even her nails matched the outfit. She had her hair pulled back in a bun and had a few strands coming down in front on the sides of her eyes. She wore some light make up as well. She also had on black work boots.

"Lookin' gooood Sir Integraaaa!" complimented Seras

"Thank you." she smiled.

"So how's your man."

"Dumped."

"WHY?!"

"I told you to stop yelling."

"Sorry..."

"I was sick of him."

"Wow. I was so wrong about you."

"Yes you were. No go make yourself useful."

Integra walked right past the vampire girl and got herself a snack. She made a nice rice soup and brought it out front the manor and sat on the steps. As she delicately ate Alucard watched from a far. She had a feeling he was as usual. Integra though about last night beating section 13 members at video games. Quite pathetic. She chuckle a bit. She put the empty bowl down next to her and looked around. She really did enjoy this weather. And finally the big cherry blossom was fully bloomed with tiny, light pink flowers. She always loved that tree. Then she shifted hr attention to the thick old tree, she used to climb it all the time when she was young. With the memory in mind she got up and began to climb it like the old times. She sat down with her legs dangling off one thick branch that she always sat on. She had her ands hold the branch on each side of her. She smiled.

"Hey Master. What's doin' babes?" there he was sitting next to her

"Oh God Alucard! Don't talk to me like that."

"Heh. Sorry babes." she stared at him "Uh, Master."

"So how are you? Do you enjoy this weather?"

"I could be better. I do enjoy it. They say in spring that love is in the air."

"Get over it."

"No." Alucard slightly kissed her cheek

"Very sweet, maybe if you weren't-"

"I know, a corpse. If I was a man would you think I'm sexy."

"You really need help Alucard."

"Yeah, I know. But who or what wouldn't want something so beautiful as you."

"Does whatever I say go out your ears?"

"Most of it. It wouldn't if you'd kiss me."

"Get over it."

"The sun is setting."

"Get over it."

"No."

"Alucard!"

"Integra!"

"...."

"Can you kiss me now?"

"No. Get over it."

"Please...Master."

"No."

"I love you."

"Get out of my tree!"

"Heh heh heh!!"

"Get out."

"Not until you kiss me."

"I will not kiss a corpse."

"You know you want to."

"You are so immature."

"Look I haven't had any contact in years."

"Go kiss Seras."

"Hell no. I rather stay like this."

"Leave the this tree, Alucard."

"Ok, sure."

Alucard put his arms around Integra and kissed her. Her eyes widened and she tried to push him away. He wouldn't let her go. She was being kissed by a corpse. And how horrible it was for her, or so she thought.

"I'll be going now."

He disappeared

"ALUCAAAAARD!!!!!"

Meanwhile

"You did it?1" asked Seras

"Yes. And ho good it was, Police girl."

"You're bad!"

"Oh I know."

"Lord Alucard!" said an astonished Walter "How could you?"

"I just took her in my arms and kissed her."

'Master Alucard...I had no idea you and Sir Integra..."

"Oh but we aren't. Yet..."

That evening

Integra and Seras were in Integra's fair chambers talking. They discussed the Alucard incident. All of a sudden they heard Barry White. But there was no music. Just the voice."

"Sir Integra, I didn't know Alucard liked Barry White."

"Well. I'm not sure."

"I like this song. But were's the music."

"You don't wanna know."

"ALUCARD STOP SINGING LIKE BARRY WHITE!!!"

Seras almost fainted hearing that. Did Integra just say what we think she did? Oh yes. Very clearly. It was true. He was singing. Then he appeared in the room.

"Awww baby, why do you always have to ruin the fun?" Alucard said in the Barry White voice

"How come you can talk like Barry White?!" Seras yelled

"I don't know Police girl, natural talent I guess."

"Alucard, I order you to stop this."

"And all this time I thought they were Cds..." pondered a confused Seras

Alucard started singing again. Integra was gonna have a fit. He was singing Can't Get Enough Of Your Love.

"ALUCARD!!!!!!"