Double Take
Chapter 5: Beach Bums
There lay Integra on the couch stage left with eyes closed listening to her Children Of Bodom CD. Over yonder Alucard enters and sits at the edge of the couch. Alucard puts his arm around her and leans her up against him.
"What now Alucard?"
"Master, I have a little feeling, I need it taken care of."
"What would that be?"
Alucard snickers and Integra stares at him awkwardly.
"Have sex with me."
"NEVER YOU SICK BASTARD!"
whack
"Master, I love you."
"Alucard, get away from me."
"Never."
Alucard casually begins to kiss the recoiling Integra and makes his hold tighter, not letting her go. She also tries to scream something. Well, nothing can be heard... Enter the nice butler, Walter C. Dollneazz.
"Sir Integra..To-LORD ALUCARD!"
"Uhhhh.....its not what it looks like." the Vampire stuttered.
"Alucard!!!!!!"
"Please, please, I will not ask just listen to me. This si the day we are supposed to go to the beach."
"Mmmmm, my Master in a bikini."
"Damn right Alucard, but You aren't coming."
At Beach
"Walter, remind me why I let Alucard come."
Alucard lays next to Integra and strokes her blond hair. He caresses her leg and Seras watches, writing it down. She decided its black mail when Alucard bothers her. Seras stops writing and watches in shock. Alucard tries untying Integra's bikini top. And succeeds. A loud feminine scream is heard. It wasn't Seras...Integra who quickly covers herself with a towel.
"ALUCAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!!!"
Alucard goes in cooler and gets a beer, yes a beer. He sits next to he as she tries to beat him. Walter's monocle fell of at the site of this and Seras is on her knees laughing. Alucard finishes the beer and goes behind the umbrella and pulls out his...surf board. Yes he began to surf. And Integra did as well. She challenged him to best surfer. Seras took notes to help who would win.
Integra climbed the highest wave in sight then shot up her vampire. She did a few tricks and Alucard, the horney undead he is just...lets just say, he stared. Meanwhile as he gawked at his waster, an upcoming wave engulfed him.
Seras shouted, "SIR INTEGRA YOU WON!!"
Integra smiled and ran up the beach. She slapped her board in the ground sticking up. Alucard came moping and cracked open another beer.
I don't own any Hellsing characters or Hellsing or Children Of Bodom. Sorry for the slow updates. Its summer now I can start writing again. I know this is a short chapter but I wanted something for summer. Should I keep going with this story?