Hiei: is sleeping in tree

Kurama: being followed by girls looks up in tree Hey Hiei.

Hiei: Hn.

Kurama: thinking: I have a plan to get rid of my fangirls... I have a confession to make...I'm gay.

Hiei: falls out of tree OO WHAT!?

Fangirls: gasp back away

Hiei: walking with Kurama I feel like we're being stalked....

Kurama: turns around sees tons of gay guys OH MY FREAKING GOD! runs away screaming bloody murder