Okay, here is, quite possibly, the final chapter to Kaiba's House Party! I might do a follow up chapter, depending on how things go. As of now, I need to get back to focusing on "A New Path," plus I also have at least two other stories in the works as well.
Enough of that, you know the drill. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. The only thing that I own is this party.
Chapter 5: Noah Goes Too Far!
Noah leaned back in the chair as he had a smile so wide that it had to be surgically removed from his face. What he had planned now would be the ultimate insult to Seto Kaiba. Speaking of whom, there was nothing he could do about it. Even if Tea did decide to free him, the door was still locked, and the only key to the security door was gone, since Noah threw it earlier.
"After I'm finished…Seto will be crushed. There's no way he'll ever live it down!" He began to laugh as he pressed the button on his belt, changing back to Seto. With his legs being longer as he was trying to lean back in the chair, he fell back hard and landed on his head. "Owies…"
Meanwhile Joey was fast asleep on Kaiba's bed. Apparently staying with Serenity on the bed has made him a bit drowsy. It has been a wild night already. The bright side was that through the secret passage way in the fridge, not only did he and Tristan find some food, but they managed to find some super and ultra rare cards. He managed to take some of the card, hoping that they'll beef up his deck to finally beat Kaiba while Tristan took some as well, hoping to at least beat Tea in a duel. The biggest shocker was that Kaiba had magazines…magazines of Duel Monsters doing…well…let's just say that on one page, The Twin-Head Thunder Dragon gets too friendly with the Dark Magician Girl and the Unfriendly Amazon. This meant more material for Joey to use against Kaiba whenever they get into one of their verbal fights.
"Joey?" Mai walked in, only to find him slumbering away…
"Call me a 'Mutt' will ya…" Joey muttered in his sleep, it was obvious who he was talking to. "…Let's see how tough ya are without ya teeth…"
"How cute…" She mused to herself, then noticed that something was wrong with this picture. As if something was missing… "Oh God…" She realized that Serenity was gone. She took another glance at Joey…
"…Dat'll teach ya to mess wit Joey Wheeler, Moneybags…"
"If there's any justice in this world, he'll still be asleep when I get back…" Mai left the room in pursuit of Serenity before Joey woke up.
"Mokuba, where's your brother?" Duke asked. Except for the raffle drawing, He, or anyone for that matter, hasn't seen Kaiba all night. Which, in truth, was a bit suspicious since he was the host of the party, after all who would make as less appearances to their own party as possible.
"I'm not sure…" He responded, worried about his brother. He already knew for sure that something was wrong with the situation. Now with Tea missing, it only filled up his suspicion. "I checked everywhere, and he's not there!"
"Tea's missing, too! Where are they?" Yugi asked, more concerned for Tea's well being than Kaiba's. To be exactly, he was worried if Kaiba has done something to her.
"Umm…guys!" Tristan called out to them while looking through the window. Apparently something was going on outside.
"So what do you think is going on?" Duke asked.
"We know that it can't be Marik. He's in the Shadow Relm." Mokuba stated, deducting a possible suspect.
"And it can't be Bakura! No one has heard from him or even knows where he is, either." Yugi added, then it hit him. "My gosh, could Bakura be behind this!?"
"Guys…" Tristan called out to them again, still looking out the window. "I think you'd want to see this!"
"Pipe down Monkey Boy. we have other matter to discuss." Duke snapped at him, thinking that it was just something stupid happening outside.
"I'm serious, Devlin! You better check it out!" Tristan snapped back, almost at the breaking point when it came to his patience with Duke Devlin.
He sighed, deciding to just take a look so that Tristan would shut up as he then walked towards the same window Tristan was at, as well as a few other people who were either at the window, or outside to get a closer view. Much to his shock… "Umm…"
"What is it, Duke?" Yugi asked as he walked over.
"Are there people outside fighting?" Mokuba followed. It was then that he saw... "Guys, why is Serenity outside without-"
Yugi places both his hands over Mokuba's eyes and mouths, knowing that Kaiba would have a fit over this, or at least the Seto Kaiba he knew. "I don't think you should be witnessing this…"
"Joey is going to furious about this…" Duke stated as he indeed saw Serenity outside running around. However, the robe Mokuba gave to her was on the ground, which left her to be…well…let's put it this way: Duke and Tristan were happy to some degree to really see Serenity Wheeler in a different light.
"I guess the drugs are still in effect…" Tristan deducted.
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!" Duke retorted as Serenity went for a cartwheel which she ended up landing on her head.
"Hey guys, what's going on?" Mai approached them, asking about the situation. "Have you seen Serenity?" Their shocked expression at what was outside was enough to answer her question. "You mean she's…"
"Yep…" Yugi nodded.
"She's what?" Mokuba asked, wanting to see what was the big deal about what Serenity was doing. "Will someone just tell me!?"
"We'll tell you when you're older, Mokuba." Tristan said to him.
"Tell him wat?" Joey's voice came from behind which freaked the others out.
"Err…" Mai went to hold Joey off from coming any further. "Nothing…just nothing!"
"Nuthin' huh?" Joey responded with a "Yeah, right" look.
"That's right, so why don't we go back to Kaiba's room and-"
"If it's really nuthin', ya wouldn't mind if I had a 'lil look!" Joey gently pushed her aside as walked towards the window, which everyone else tried to block him from reaching.
"Joey, I don't think you want to see it! Really!" Yugi assured, trying his best to lie to his best friend.
"Then why are ya secretive? I mean, if it isn't a big deal, why are ya actin' as if…" He blinked, "Guys, where's Serenity?"
Everyone was speechless, debating if they should just tell Joey and have him freak out, or not tell and face his rage later for not telling him about his little sister. The bottom line was that either way, Joey was about to lose his temper. "Guys…" Joey warned them, now more suspicious than ever as they then sighed and move out the way…
"Okay…" Mai sighed.
"The end is near…" Duke shook his head.
Joey looked out through the window as his face went into shock. It soon went into a face of anger as his friends began to back slowly away from him.
Serenity, meanwhile, was outside doing a few ballet-ish poses outside with a few giggles added in. To say that she was still out of it would be an understatement as she then began to flap her arms around, pretending to fly. Much to the crowd's amusement, who were laughing and cheering her on, as Serenity began to sing, for some reason…
♪Stacy's mom, has got it goin' on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long! Stacey can't you see you're just not the girl for me, I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacey's mo-!♪
The robe was then drapped on top of her as Joey, now being showered with boos and jeers, glared at the audience. "Da show's ova!"
"Heheh…Hi Joey…" Serenity giggled. "Don't cha want to dance with me?"
"Err...just come on…" He then led her to the house, where his friends looked on, feeling a bit guilty about this. Suddenly…
"Hey-hey-hey…" "Seto" approached the disappointed crowd who were entering back inside. "Why the down faces? So what if some overprotective brother had to ruin the fun that was outside? I have something better! Something that'll really put a shock to your system…"
"What is he talking about!?" Kaiba responded, with the chair being once-again set up right, only Tea was sitting on his lap, much to his dismay... What could Noah be planning? What was he going to do? And most importantly, why wouldn't Tea get off of him?
Tea was also intrigued with what the false Seto Kaiba was planning… "So what do you think that's going to happen?" She asked him.
"I'll tell you what will happen: You'll get off of my lap!"
"Nope, your lap's too comfy."
Kaiba shot her a death glare! "You got to be kidding me!? My thighs are going numb! Good God Tea, your appearance says one thing, but your weight says another!"
Tea shot Kaiba a glare of her own, but nothing like his. "Fine!" She got off from his lap as she then shoved him down again. "You can go back on the heel again!" She sneered as she moved her foot back onto Kaiba's face, trying to force the heel of her boot in his mouth.
"You're going to pay for this, Tea…" Kaiba thought as tried his hardest not to let the heel go into his mouth.
"My friends…" "Kaiba" began, "We all had a great time here tonight. But now, it's all coming to an end." This brought in a lot of groans, boos, and jeers as "Kaiba" held his hands up, as a sign to let him finish. "But we're not going to have you leave empty handed!"
"What was going to be given away now…" Mokuba asked, already getting annoyed with his "Brother."
"Now as you know, I am currently one of the top duelists in Domino, and the owner of a huge company. To reach these goals, I had to acquire a few things, as well as make some sacrifices to get where I am today. Which is why…" He reached into his coat pocket as he then produced a deck of his Duel Monster Cards.
"Kaiba!" Tea exclaimed, shocked at what she just saw on the monitor. "That's your deck!"
"No…That bastard…He wouldn't dare!" Kaiba thought as he began his hardest to get himself free, before the unthinkable would happen...
"As this night was about me turning over a new leaf and starting over, I thought 'Why stop at my deck?' Which is why I'm going to give away my cards, including…drum roll please…" A person approaches the table and begins to bang his index knuckles on the table to create a drum roll. "…The Legendary Blue-Eyes White Dragon!
"WHAT!?" Mokuba, Yugi, Tristan, Duke, Mai, even Joey responded in total shock as Serenity was still too high to realize what was going on. If they didn't have any proof before, this was the most obvious proof that the person with the deck was not Seto Kaiba. The real Kaiba would never just give away his Duel Monster cards, let alone any of his three Blue-Eyes White Dragons. To him, Kaiba's Blue-Eyes White Dragon was apart of who he is, and heartbreak and devastation would be an understatement as he would rather lose Kaiba Corp and go bankrupt than to lose any of favorite cards.
Tea was just as shocked, actually she was speechless at what "Kaiba" just said. She already figured out what Kaiba's reaction was as she felt an uneasy feeling in her foot.
"The first card to go will be…" The fake Kaiba drew a card, and after he saw what he drew, he smiled. "The first card…is the first of the Legendary Blue-Eyes White Dragon!" He then raised the card with a smile. "Who wants it!"
Everyone was raising his hands except Yugi and company, except for Joey who was intrigued with the fact that he could own one of the three Blue-Eyes White Dragons. "Kaiba" then threw the card at one direction as it then landed into Yugi's violet hair.
"HEY! NO FAIR! HE USED HIS HAIR!" One of them shouted as Yugi managed to take the card out from his hair. "Umm…I'm not sure if I can take this."
"Go on, Yuge!" "Seto" assured. "You caught it. It's yours now."
"At least this could be used as retribution for him ripping up Grandpa's Blue-Eyes…" Yugi thought, remembering Kaiba ripping up the card to avoid, as he put it "having it being used against him." "Well…since you seem to be sincere about it-"
"Splendid!" "Kaiba" went back to "his" card as he then drew another card… "Oh look…it's another Blue Eyes! Catch!" He tossed the card, as Joey then jumped in front for the crowd as he managed to catch it.
"All right! Now I have Kaiba's rarest card!" He smirked as he then did his trademark laugh, then noticed Mokuba's slightly angry expression. He wasn't too thrilled about Joey's celebration about Kaiba losing his rarest cards.
"NO! ANYONE BUT THEM!" Kaiba thought as he tried to struggle in the chair while dealing with the heel from Tea's boot going into his mouth yet again. With the thought of losing his Blue-Eyes, he used every ounce of strength he as to get free as the duct table which bound him appeared to be ripping apart. Much to Tea's shock…
"Uh…" Her shocked expression said it all as the sound of tape ripping continued. Kaiba managed to free his arms and hands as he then grabbed Tea's foot and forcefully tossed her back. With Tea's weight added to the force added by Kaiba, the zipper of the black boot popped off as Tea flew out of it and into the wall.
Kaiba tossed aside the shoe and continued on to free himself by removing the tape around his legs. He already had enough of this party, and was going to put an end to it. Tea, recovering from the toss, grabbed her boot and saw the damage. "Hey, those cost me over a hundred dollars, Kaiba!" She glared at him.
"Cry me a fucking river, Tea. You have money! Buy a new pair." Kaiba stood up as he then grabbed the chair and tossed it at the door.
"But they were my favorite pair of boots, creep!" Tea was then silenced as Kaiba forcibly grabbed her and picked her up. "Put me down, you arrogant bastard!"'
"You have a big head! Let's use it for once!" He moved back to the wall as he then ran at full speed towards the door, with Tea's head used as a battering ram. With the chair weakening the sturdiness of the door, a hole was then made. It was small, but large enough to craw out of as Kaiba crawled out of the door and made his way to his office.
Tea, holding her now-ruined shoe, climbed through the hold when Kaiba walked out of the office. As Tea was about to say something…
"STAY AWAY FROM ME!" He snapped as he walked downstairs. Tea nodded as she obliged. Now was not a good idea to make any communication with him.
"Now…this is the moment you've all been waiting for. Who will get the final Blue-Eyes tonight?" "Kaiba" stated, like a real showman. Yugi has one, Joey has another. And the person who'll get the next Blue Eyes is…" He looked out towards the crowd, seeing the audience jumping up and down as they indicated him to throw it at their direction.
"Kaiba's lost it…" Duke thought as he saw Joey looking at his new Blue Eyes White Dragon card. No way he would just give away one of the rarest cards in Duel Monsters.
"Now to get rid of the last one…" "Kaiba" thought as he then tossed the card towards the left. The people in that area tried to jump up, but they missed. However, one person caught it, and…let's just say it wasn't exactly who Noah had in mind!
"Tea!?"
Noah was now in total shock. He blinked twice, just to make sure that he wasn't hallucinating, but it was indeed the blue-eyed brunette girl holding the third Blue-Eyes. His shock then turned into fear. If Tea was out from the Security Room…
"JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" A very familiar voice shot out as "Kaiba" looked back to find a certain pissed-off CEO…
"S-Seto!?" He responded as everyone was now dumbfounded. Aside from their attire, the two Setos were completely the same.
Mokuba gave a smile, knowing all along that the Kaiba that was seen tonight was indeed a fake.
"Er…Dere's two Kaiba's?" Joey asked, scratching his head.
"Duh, Joey…" Tristan retorted, annoyed that his friend stated the obvious.
The real Kaiba gritted his teeth as he crept closer to his false copy, who backed away slowly. Out of all the death glares he's ever given to anyone, the one he's giving to Noah right now had to be the worst… "You can do whatever you want to me! You can steal my cash! You can turn my place upside down. Hell, you can even nearly kill me!" Kaiba began to twitch. "IF THERE'S ONE THING YOU DON'T FUCKING DO TO ME, IT'S TO MESS WITH MY DECK! LET ALONE, MY BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGONS!"
"S-Seto…I wasn't really gonna…d-d-do that…" The fake was obviously afraid of what the real deal was going to do. "Seriously…it was all a joke…"
"A joke?" A smile formed on Kaiba's face. "You here that, everyone? It was a joke…just an innocent joke…heheheh…"
"Man…Kaiba's losing it…" Tristan shook his head as Kaiba then shot a quick look.
"Oh look…Monkey Boy's got witty remarks! I thought it was the Mutt who always makes them!" Kaiba then looked at Joey. "What's the matter, Wheeler? You're on Vacation!? You actually have nothing to say out of that big mouth of yours? Isn't this funny to you!?" He chuckled as he then finally snapped. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M LAUGHING!? DO YOU GEEKS AND FREAKS ACTUALLY THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT I FIND LOSING MY CARDS, CARDS THAT I'VE WORKED MY ASS OFF TO GET, FUNNY TO YOU!? TELL ME, IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU MUTT!? IS IT FUNNY TO YOUR ALCHOHOL-PRONE CRACKHEAD OF A SISTER!? IS IT FUNNY TO YOUR SLUT GIRLFIREND!? IS IT FUNNY YOUR FRIENDS MONKEY BOY, FRIENDSHIP WHORE, DICE FREAK, AND THE MIDGET!?"
"Well…I guess I'll take my leave…heheh…" As the imposter began to leave, a bullet was shot onto his belt, which caused it to short-circuit. It was at that moment, Noah was revealed.
"NOAH!?" Everyone gasped in shock.
"Heheheh…Hi?" Noah responded nervously as Kaiba pointed the pistol at his's head.
Mokuba nervously crept up to his brother. "Umm…Seto?"
"WHAT MOKUBA!? WHAT WHAT WHAT!?" He snapped back loudly, which caused Mokuba to run off bawling. Even though he could understand why his brother was this angry, the fact that Seto screamed at him hurt Mokuba so much.
"Now look what you did, Kaiba!" Tea snapped as she stormed up to his face, showing no intimidation. "You made Mokuba cry you insensitive Son of a-" She then had the barrel of the pistol pointed directly at her temple.
"ALL RIGHT, YOU FREELOADERS!" Kaiba screamed at everyone who was in a distance. The majority of them were all in fear of the enraged CEO. Even Yugi and co were deeply concerned for their well-being. "I'M GIVING YOU A COUNT OF TEN TO GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY OR DIE, SO START RUNNING!" Before he could begin to count, mostly everyone began to file out for the exit. "ONE!"
"Sis, it's time to go!" Joey grabbed Serenity's arm as she looked back while being dragged.
"But what about my-" Serenity asked, reminding her of the robe she was wearing.
"TWO!" Kaiba snapped as Joey sighed and looked at toward his sister.
"Mokuba will give them to ya, preferably when Mr. Moneybags is in a betta mood." He assured as Yugi and co followed suit. It was definitely not the way they wanted it to end, but they rather walk home than a one-way trip to the hospital or worse the morgue. (A/N: Remember, Noah as Seto brought them over here with limos.)
"TEN!" Kaiba decided to skip the counting as he felt that they had more than enough time to leave. He then pointed his pistol at his fake imitation as he then moved closer…
"YOUR ASS IS MINE, NOAH!" Kaiba snapped as Noah shrieked like a little girl and began to run. However, Kaiba tossed the gun ferociously at Noah which connected hard at the end.
Mokuba was just wiping tears out of his eyes as he began to walk downstairs. He was wondering if his brother has hurt, in his current state of mind, himself or someone else. As he then reached the bottom…
"GIVE AWAY MY CARDS, WILL YA!?" Kaiba shouted between punches as Mokuba managed to see Noah beaten down.
"Please…Seto…don't hurt me…" He begged as Kaiba was relentless.
"Hurt you? Noo…" Seto shook his head, manically. "I'm going to do far much worse than that…"
"Don't do it…please…brother?" Noah's pleas earned only a mocked laugh from his Step-Brother.
"Brother? Brother!? Well…now it's time to teach you a lesson you'll never forget, 'Brother!'" Kaiba resumed the beat down as Mokuba covered his eyes, not exactly wanting to see what Seto would do to Noah.
"…And that outfit!? Come on, Noah! I have better taste than that! And don't even get me started on what that Mutt did in my room!" After laying in a few more punches, a sinister smile formed on his face, as if he thought of something. Something that would be the perfect punishment as then he noticed Mokuba. "Mokuba! Get a large box and tape!"
"W-Why Seto?" Mokuba asked. He was happy that Kaiba wasn't angry anymore…or at least as angry as he was earlier, but what would he need a box and tape for?
A knock on the door was heard as Pegasus, dressed in a red silk robe, went to the door. As he opened it, he saw a UPS man on his doorstep. "Hello?" He asked.
"A package for ya, Mr. Pegasus." He said as he then brought in a huge box on the dolly. Afterwards, he presented him with a clipboard. "Sign here."
Pegasus signed on the dotted line as the UPS man then left. He then turned to the new box delivered to him as he looked at the box as he then saw the address from the sender which then caused him to gasp. "Oh my gosh!" He exclaimed. "It's from Kaiba-Boy!" He quickly opened up the box as he then found Noah, bounded and dressed in a Funny Bunny outfit. "It's Noah-Boy! And he's dressed as Funny Bunny!" He giddied like a school girl after being asked out by the high school head jock as Noah's face was filled with fear.
"No…anyone but him…" He squeaked as he was then tightened into a hug from Pegasus.
"We're going to have lots of fun, Noah-Boy…or should I say…FUNNY BUNNY!" He smiled, much to the dismay of Noah, who began to cry.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And what have we learned today? Don't bring your horribly-naïve sisters to parties, be suspicious of conveniently-made brownies, and most of all, don't mess with a already-PO'ed person's deck, let alone someone who happens to own a gun. Review now, and receive your very own Funny Bunny Noah super posable action figure!